Future Playmates?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, If you didn’t already notice these two are wanna be playmates. I know them from a few people that have party’d with them. I guess they were at some lingerie party that had 7 people there? the one in the pink is cute but not sure about the one in all black, I just have to ask… would you? And you have to answer for both! And the Douche with the Hawk in the 2 pics in white is Joe…he has every S*D on the planet. And is 10 years older then these b*tches! a 28 year old tryin to get with 18 year olds.WTF. P.S. LOVE YOUR SITE!
Answer: No, they are both fat… pink has a gut and black has armpit wrinkles.
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68 Responses to “Future Playmates?”
Nik, no disrespect but you always calling everyone fat. I’ve seen your pics you could stand to lose a few pounds also, not to mention your double chin.
Pot meet Kettle
haha Reply:
July 1st, 2009 at 11:47 am
no sh*t. I doubt a lot of girls would date you either Nik. Ugly as f*ck.
U know I have been coming to this site for awhile now and I have finally had it with Nik and his “Would You” replies… I have seen many a girl on here that is beyond gorgeous and he ALWAYS has sumthing bad to say about them…. and he is no prize himself lookin like a middle eastern greaser… I’m beginning to think Mommy didn’t hug him enough as a child. OR maybe he’s just secretly gay and is a woman-hating F*GG*T… every gay man I know just talks sh*t about everyone else… I’m just sayin it would make sense if that is the case 
SW Reply:
June 27th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Calm down boyfriend.
His responses are designed to annoy you.
Well.. it is working like a charm!
hah thats something Mr J from top model would say, your a f*g nik hahahaha
Why do people think just beause girls dress up in lingire they want to be playmates? lol. And is that douche bag Bennet?
haha dunno the girls but finally joe bennett is on here!!! i tried to do it but it never got posted. dude’s a loser.
What’s up with the black death around the eyes and the dead straw hair? This chick (on the right) may actually be pretty.
You are stupid Nik I hope somebody hits u in the face like perez hilton!
505 you’re on the dirty…lol…who cares..you do your thing and you dont hate on anyone else…keep it up…i hear about the things you’re doin and you are headed in the right direction!!!
douche bag bennett for sure!!!!! hes a dirtbag and actually proud of it…needs to take his crazy pills…
What good things is Bennett doing?? Please elaborate….he lies about everything that he’s “doing to better his life”, steals something everytime u hang out with him, and he’s just DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY…. Did I mention he has balls that hang practically to his knees?? Hahaha watch out ladies he seems fun and charming at first but what’s the fun in having to make a little trip to the obgyn cuz dude sneaks the condom off during sex? Joe Benn*tt equals douche bag 100 percent!!!!
joe benett, the guy is queer as a 3 dollar bill, how bout that tramp stamp he has. is he 40 yet?
hahaha Reply:
June 28th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
lol yeah wat kinda guy has a tramp stamp?? hes cool. lol he looks 40 oh and u do ride better that him, mr sbf, and he doesnt even race anymore, they urged his old ass to retire!
Anonymous Reply:
June 29th, 2009 at 8:32 am
well he would of had to have a career to retire, that dude is so lame
Joeeeee Bennett…… ur the effing man….. these girls are hot as f*ck…. good job bro lol
lg Reply:
June 28th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
no matty, hes not the man. hes disgusting. the girls r hot but hopefully theysee though him.
this guy Reply:
June 29th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
oh for the love of god, matty c!!!!
you’re a bigger sh!t head than joe bennett is!!!
sounds like the person who wrote this doesnt understand the laws of p*ssy. The older you get, the more you get. Women want a guy that is in his 30’s when they are 18. Why would they want someone their own age? and how can you fault the guy?
If you think stealing people’s atm cards, doing extacy all the time, claiming you ride for skin still, getting fired from multiple jobs and whatever else is bettering your life, then maybe Joe is the right person for you to look up to! LMAO!
LG Reply:
June 28th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
lmfao dunno who u are but i agree with u to the fullest….WHO’S UR DADDY JOE???
RF Reply:
July 1st, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Yeah ladies watch out for joe, he’s a total d*uche. don’t listen to all of his lies.
these girls are fat? thats complete BS!! they are both gorgeous and that is just some lame ass excuse to say you wouldnt.
These two girls should not be on the dirty….end of story..
Joeon the other hand….pretty sure there is a [removed] named after him….gross!!
That Fu@#$ng PUNK JOE is the biggest F*G in Town.He needs to get a life or a job.
Put his ass on blast
ok first off they are both gorgeous and 2 of the nicest people i know and they are both rediculously skinny who ever posted this, get a f**king life. ur probably just wanting to be them can you say PATHETIC!!!!!!!!! idiot!!!!
THE ONE IN THE BLACK IS HOT AS F*CK, DAMN ANYONE KNOW HER NAME?
That F*g Joe gave my friend h*rpes and has probably given other girls hella STDs too . stay away from him girls!! o btw girls u r hott don’t listen to that ugly f*ck Nik. and armpit wrinkles?? that’s the only thing you can say bad about the girl? lol im pretty sure everyone as “armpit wrinkles” when they bend their arms…it’s called SKIN!
UCF guy...wooh! Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 12:45 am
You took the words right out of my mouth. There’s nothing wrong with either of them. stay sexy girls!
im assuming the person who posted this was some jealous girl who has probably never had her punani touched. And if not.. im sure it was a dude who got rejected by one of them.. because the girl in the pink is one classy B*tch.
honestly.. arm pit wrinkle. You know you are a waste of space human being when that is concidered an insult.
By the way.. for those of you who are visually impaired.. and possibly D*ck impaired.. The chick you concider fat.. that is her bone. you know.. her waist. after reading some of these i am embarassed to be a human being.
Ew Reply:
July 9th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
Yeah she loos real classy… I was being sarcastic if u didnt catch on to that!
haha Reply:
July 30th, 2009 at 10:17 am
you took the words right out of my mouth…whenever stupid ass nik says someone is “huge” it makes me sick…
What’s wrong with this world? Why do girls think that in order to be considered “hot” you have to have straggly bleached blonde hair, orange skin, and noticeably fake boobs. I just don’t get it… and striving to be a playmate? What a joke. How about striving to be a teacher… doctor… lawyer, not some airhead bimbo who has to use her body in order to get money. You two girls are the generic Roseville sk*nks… You ALL look like. Act alike. It’s pathetic… And for all you guys who think they’re so gorgeous just picture them without all the makeup and hair extensions… it’s not a pretty sight.
people need a life. Reply:
July 5th, 2009 at 10:15 am
youre just mad cuz they turn your ass down every night. and as for looking down on playmates…i can guarantee not only do you religiously subscribe to playboy you probably are addicted to porn. AND i have seen these girls without makeup and they are beautiful
haha Reply:
July 30th, 2009 at 10:19 am
who said the person that posted that is a guy?? LOL but i agree… gotta love losers.
i know these two girls. they are super sweet and definitely NOT sk*nky. and fake boobs?/? are you kidding? apparently you dont know what fake boobs look like cuz these girls both are relatively small chested. AND for your knowledge. im 19 and dont wanna date 30 year olds. are you kidding?? you actually think young sexy woman want old losers that work at f*cking clubs because they need a different piece of barely legal ass every night? with alcoholism and a fat beer gut to match? EW.
What a complete TOOL. he is so full of himself he forgot to get a new set of gear! Because FACTORY riders run the same ugly ass green gear for 4 years. I KNOW AL BORDA…… L8
Joe is a f*ckin f*ggot. he hits on guys just as much as he hits on girls… why do u think he always wants orgy’s with other dudes? GAY. he gets it up the a$$ more than he gets p*ssy
o ps. don’t f*ck him unless u want a trip to the doctor and like every std known to man.
ANYONE, and I mean anyone that has one good thing to say about joe blow job, go punch yourself, I would kill this P.O.S. if I could get away with it, he steals, lies, and has HERPS “that is the god honest truth” cause he told some of his guy friends who he f’d over, begged them not to tell anyone. I wont even look at a girl if he touched it. FOR REALLLL
He is some raghead’s bi-otch that owns a clothing store, and he claims to be a manager, but dont worry joe will hook you up with his sweet employee discount 10 percent off! [removed] NO ONE LIKES YOU QUIFE-BAG
jay Reply:
September 8th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
i guess making racist comments about someone you don’t know make’s you really cool…your on his level douchebag.
damn. im gonna marry the one in the black true story
by the way, the name sayer up top, “haha”? do you by any chance =artem tatenko??
haha funny when stupid, orange, fake breezys who have nothing better to do than pretend to be playmates call themselves classy. i think these b*tches deserve that joe f*g and all the S*Ds he has to offer
Читаю комментарии и удивляюсь, вроде как все согласны. А я нет и у меня есть своё мнение по этому поводу
Блог вполне нормальный, но дизайн поменять стоит.
Прочитав выше, могу сделать вывод, что автор очень интересный человек и достоин уважения
Полностью подднрживаю, блог действительно удачный. Рад что попал сюда.
girl in the black is definitely bomb head to toe don’t let them haters get you down girl girl. i know the girl in the pink her family is mormon as f*ck supposively but she’s f*cked at least 3 of my friends and i hear she’s not even good haha damn this website is the sh*t
the one in black is named Messina. she is the most disgusting slut ever. she claims to be some innocent angel, but she’ll will give anyone a blow job, just tell her you are a photographer and looking for a model. her hair is naturally dark and she bleaches the sh*t out of it. it’s to the point that if you touch it, it might just crumble to dust.
hahahaha oh you gotta love it. the one in the black i can say is the BIGGEST BITCH EVERRRR! so damn anoying i almost hit her last time i saw the whore. oh and she is the biggest joke known to mankind. i used to be a friend but there is only so much one can take so i told her off and i hope she gets a wake up call real soon….she needs one so bad
wonder what her daddy would think of all her actions…hmmm
and having this page up only fules her. she loves it when ppl talk about her. it gets her off or something.
her bf must be so dissipointed. her words to me “im not a slut…i dont give head” hahahaha oh honey
have a good life mess you deserve to be a playboy bunny and have nasty 30 year old mens c(m smeard on ur pics. ew
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Bucket Seats: nice ass
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Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
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Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
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Chubble: problems fat people cause.
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The one in black is much much hotter than the one in pink. I think Nik is definitely forgy if he won’t with the one in black. Armpit wrinkles? Are you kidding me? Not a good enough excuse.
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