Newport Photoshop Queen

Posted in Newport, The Dirty | June 27th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK this is Samantha or as she calls herself Sammi Jo, she thinks she is such a hot chick walking around Newport, but she is really not that cute without photshop, what do you think?

I think +2’s will change her life and help her find the Trout of her dreams so she doesn’t have to model or do sh*t anymore.  It will take the attention away from her face.- nik

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  1. June 27, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    Dahlia says:

    I think she’s just fine; maybe needs a better hair cut/shaping. She doesn’t need plus 2s.

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  2. June 27, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    shock says:

    Do people really come to this website and laugh at the same comments over and over? ” She’s fat her nose is big, he has armpit wrinkles….jesus talk about the pathetic of the pathetic. tts sad but there will most likely be a few suicides among the people who frequent this site? hopefully nik too one day

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  3. June 27, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    educated person says:

    she kinda looks like judge cristina perez from Cristina’s Court in the first picture, just sayin

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  4. June 27, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    why is "shock" biter? says:

    Shock we’re sorry the Dirty Army has hurt you and your friends feelings. We didn’t make you ugly, god did. Blame him!

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  5. June 27, 2009 at 9:18 pm

    "shock" is biter says:

    Damn Shock we’re sorry the Dirty Army has hurt you and your friends feelings. We didn’t make you ugly, god did. Blame him!

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  6. June 27, 2009 at 10:34 pm

    EV says:

    shock – You should be asking yourself that very question.

    Couldn’t care if some girls killed themselves because they don’t look like a model. There’s more to life than looking good and just getting by until you find a guy with a healthy bank account to leech off of for the rest of your life.

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  7. June 28, 2009 at 11:16 am

    Nastyyy says:

    Saggy tits Sammi Jo ha ha.
    Shut your legs!

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    • June 29, 2009 at 6:18 pm

      Shane says:

      You obviously don’t know this chick. I grew up with her my whole life and she was definitely one to keep her legs closed. I think your personally just jealous you never had her. She is gorgeous and one of the most down to earth chicks I’ve ever met. And ps I have never personally seen her boobs but from what Ive seen they are far from saggy. Dont get bummed on this Sam these people are just jealous!

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    • June 29, 2009 at 7:52 pm

      Ali says:

      her legs arent even open you du*bas$ just because your jealous of her doesnt mean you have to talk some non-sense bs on a genuine girl.

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  8. June 28, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    ? says:

    This girl think she is hot? What is wrong with her face? She resembles a down syndrome child.

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    • June 29, 2009 at 7:50 pm

      Ali says:

      Your crazy. get a life and grow up and get the f*ck up and find a real hoppie instead of talking sh*t on other people to make yourself feel better.

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    • June 29, 2009 at 7:53 pm

      Ali says:

      maybe you should look at yourself first. there is nothing wrong with her what so ever… do you know how many things are wrong with you that people dont like. get over yourself and quit talking sh*t on great people like this one just to make yourself feel better…get a life and get the f*ck off the computer and get a real hobbie. thank you

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  9. June 28, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    soulmate says:

    samantha is the most beautiful woman i have ever laid my eyes on as real and naturally beautiful as it gets in a woman.
    The guy that ends up with her will the happiest, most blessed guy in the world cause her heart is just as amazing as her personality.
    An trust me she needs no photoshop!

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  10. June 29, 2009 at 10:09 am

    yep yep says:

    yeah i went to high school with her and she is gorgeous and hilarious!! Always a natuarl girl and last time I checked, she doesn’t need photoshop because she is naturally that skinny and etc.

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  11. June 29, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    Ali says:

    F*ck all you haters!!! she is beautiful and has one of a kind personailty!!!!! you guys have no lifes and your just jealous cause you all wish you looked like her in one way or another how about you get your fat ass off the computer and go the ther gym or get a real life!!!

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  12. June 30, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    alan says:

    you peeps are out of your mind!!! i know this chick. she is legit and plenty hot… ps far from dirty

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  13. June 30, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    Figured it out says:

    Samantha’s fingers must be tired from posting so many love letters.

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  14. July 1, 2009 at 9:42 pm

    JANELL says:

    WHAT A BUNCH OF DORKY F*GGITS.. SAM HAS THE HOTTEST BOD AND IS GORGEOUS.. YOU ARE ALL JUST JEALOUS

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  15. January 31, 2010 at 12:20 pm

    Ишимск says:

    Интересная статья, респект! Спасибо!

    Reply to Ишимск

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