BlockBerry and Obama

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok, this is a Chinese cellphone poster. It is called “BlockBerry”. And the name of this cellphone company is called “Harvard”. As you can see here, Mr.President is going to sell “BlockBerry to Chinese people. Nik, what’s your opinion?
Told you he is a celebrity and not a President.- nik

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22 Responses to “BlockBerry and Obama”
Barack Obama = WORST PRESIDENT EVER!
The way he’s going, this country will be bankrupt before we know it. Maybe beyond the point of salvation.
How does it feel to be a Republic of CHINA?! LOL!
Freedom (that the troops are fighting so hard for) will be a thing of the past. Get ready for the Government to dictate to you how hot/cold your house is, how long your shower is allowed to be, and what kind of car you’re allowed to drive.
Liberty and Freedom for NONE. (But lots of taxes, and supporting lazy unwed mothers of 8.)
99 TRILLION dollars is what Obama has spent in the first 8 months of his presidency. He’s made every man woman and child’s debt in this country $330,000.00 on the ‘hope’ that the US will grow and be able to cover it. FAT CHANCE! He’s passing legislation that kills employment. No employment = no payment of taxes.
Way to go, bleeding heart liberals. Now we’re royally screwed!
Anonymous Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 11:42 am
“Barack Obama = WORST PRESIDENT EVER!”
Sorry but George Dubya Bush already has that title. Why don’t you do a little research on how much money the Bush administration borrowed from China and how long ago Bush started his out of control spending and expanding government. Here’s a little hint he wasn’t very “fiscally conservative” But nice job with the Michelle crazy eyes Bachman and Glenn bat sh*t crazy Beck talking points though. You have your script down pretty good. I really like the fear mongering part
“Get ready for the Government to dictate to you how hot/cold your house is, how long your shower is allowed to be, and what kind of car you’re allowed to drive.”
haha that made me lol nice touch!
Alicia Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 11:56 am
So what you’re saying is, that it’s all right for Obama to pass legislation in the middle of the night when the media is preoccupied with the death of Michael Jackson….? Legislation that will make everything more expensive, but give nothing in return??
Are you saying it’s okay to spend money that the government DOES NOT HAVE (and neither will China in the not-to-distant future.) for Healthcare that won’t really help anyone?
Are you saying it’s okay to tax people/businesses to death (literally) to support socialism in the US?!?! LOL!
Barack’s plan of attack = negotiate with terroists, spend your way out of an economic disaster, mortgage the future of EVERYONE in the US and generations to come, but look good doing it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yeah, I like Glenn Beck. He researches his information, and delivers it without euphemisms, or disguising it as something else.
If you read my post again, you’ll notice that I never said I thought Bush was a good President. (Because he wasn’t) All I’m saying is that Barack is the worst President we’ve ever had. (Tight race with Jimmy Carter!)
Oh, and I love that you’re ‘anonymous’. Way to stand up for what you believe in, you faceless, nameless, coward!!
Hrhkat Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
you have no credibility after you said you like Glen Beck, if you had any idea how many times he has lied and spewed completely racist and bigoted outbursts, you would not like him, or your a kkk member and then you would.
No he is not! Reply:
July 1st, 2009 at 9:04 am
Glen is great! U liberals just cant stand when there is a conservative individual speaking out against left nut jobs. I find it horrifying that people freak out over Fox news and Glen Beck when all other stations are BIASED & LIBERAL-not to mention MTV/Bravo! Please liberals are trying to shut the right up and dominate by polluting Americans with left godless ideolgy. Get with it follower
I Reply:
July 1st, 2009 at 9:02 am
Way to go! Everyone seems to think if you hate B Hus Obama you must have loved Bush-retarded assump. We just arent idiots who were lefty brainwashed into thinking this NO experienced individual was going tp turn our county around.
Conservative Schizophrenia Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
This is exactly why I don’t call myself a republican any more and now I’m an independent. You sound like a schizophrenic Alicia. Do you really think that there is some government plan to come in take over the climate control in your house, how much water you can use, and what kind of car you drive? Come on what kind of logic is that? You sound like one of those schizophrenics peeking out their blinds insisting that the government is coming to get them. If Obama is that bad of a president and if congress actually agree’s to pass these wacky ideas you babbled about, then in 2010 we can vote in new congress and 2012 vote in a new president. You need to calm down and think about what you’re saying.
Alicia Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
I’m neither a Republican nor Democrat. I believe in SMALL, RESPONSIBLE Government.
You’re the kind of person who will be caught off-guard and totally blind sighted when these things start to happen.
They had commercials on during the super bowl alluding to technology with the ability to ‘remote control’ the heating and cooling systems in your home. If the natural gas/electric company you subscribe to has the power to arbitrarily change what your thermostat is set to, you think the Government couldn’t do it too? Maybe they won’t change what you’ve got set, maybe they’ll just charge you a prohibitively expensive premium if you set it outside government standards. Boy, that’s the American way! HAHA
I challenge you to do some research, and check facts before you prattle on about not having to be worried about ulterior government agendas. They don’t care about you, they haven’t for a long time. All they care about is taxing you to death, and passing legislation that hasn’t been read yet, and satisfying their own selfish needs before anyone else’s.
I’m as much schizophrenic, as you are educated. (Which quite frankly doesn’t seem to be the case. Good luck with that.)
well isn’t it just great our president is giving an endorsement for the chinese to go out and buy chinese cell phones but continues to do nothing for the american economy
OBAMA is a presidency that was won due to race, clearly NOT ideology! Kiss our future generation GOODBYE… thanks to our terrible leaders that are making this beautiful country a set back of what our founding fathers fought so hard for!
So very. very glad I live in Canada…you guys are completely f’d.
WHY DIDN’T THEY CALL IT THE NIGBERRY? HELL I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT THE DAM THING WITH THAT NAME.
This is nothing more than a company trying to get away with a bogus endorsement using a ’stolen’ photo.
If you think that Obama actually is involved in endorsing the product, then you’re as dumb as your posts already suggest.
Nut Nibbler Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
People are idiots. Why would our President do an ad for a knockoff of an American product? Common sense people. Obviously a stolen photo.
No biggie, all the Presidents do print ads overseas, its great money.
I love Chinese creativity. I am getting paranoid: I am not sure if they know what they are doing to rub in our face or just plain stupid.
hey alicia, did you ever consider that perhaps some of the legislation passed is done for the better of the country as a whole? (It’s also passed by Congress, not just the president). It may not necessarily benefit you right now, but the point is to look at the big picture, look in the long-term.
As for spending money that the US doesn’t have.. umm… hello? We’ve been doing that since we went off the gold standard. Basically every single president has spent more money than the US has since we’ve been off the gold standard. The point of healthcare, regulating water usage, etc. for everyone is for the better of our country. In California, if everyone just uses water and doesn’t pay attention, we will soon be a state with no water. I may not necessarily agree with many welfare/healthcare programs, as I’m most definitely fiscally republican, but if poor people can’t afford health care and die, who is going to make my sandwiches? Pump my gas?
Also, as far as spending us out of the economic depression we’re in.. He’s simply trying to get us out of the mess we’re in. He didn’t make this mess, the administration for the past 8 years did (as well as the millions of idiot Americans that were out spending more than they had, i.e., buying $250,000+ homes and only putting $20,000 or less down). The lack of government supervision and involvement led to the problem we are in. No one was keeping track of what was going on, and look where we are now.
Basically, what I’m trying to say is, while many programs may not seem to benefit you now, the general idea is for a better future. Yes, there are many flaws with the welfare system and many programs in the US, but there will always be some crackhead trying to abuse the welfare system, as well as greedy b*stards like Madoff. We need to take responsibility for ourselves and our country, if you know of someone abusing the system, report them, duh.
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