LA Weed Dealer Finds Good Use For Twitter

Posted in Hollywood, Huntington Beach, San Francisco, San Jose, Santa Monica, The Dirty | June 30th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: (Gawker.com) - California won’t let the gays marry but it does let people micro-blog (medical) drug deals. Meet former Northwestern J-school student Dann Halem, who is building an online business selling weed on Twitter. How is this possible you ask?

Halem, who looks like your average middle class white dude (see pic) is adamantly “not bitter” that he can’t survive solely as a journalist, states, “If I wanted to destroy my life, I wanted it to be for something I knew I could sell.” Yo society, there’s something not quite right when, after an education of $100K-plus, one of the few available job opportunities for an aspiring writer (and maybe even forTwitter itself) is selling something called ”Blackberry Kush.”

The @artistscollctve Twitter account went up last week and, in the vein of a more #420 friendly Kogi BBQ, the medicalmarijuana delivery service also boasts “On-Time GPS” and the availability of “green crack.” Artists for Access is a “creative non-profit” operating under something called a 501 3c non-profit license, “as far as the law is concerned, we’re good.”

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I am telling you- Twitter is going to ruin the world, but you should follow me anyway. @NikRichie.- nik

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LA Weed Dealer Finds Good Use For Twitter
  1. June 30, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    slcTitan says:

    damn.

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  2. June 30, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Anonymous says:

    This really is nothing now. I have been buying drugs of some sort over the internet for some time now. What still get’s me is the sense of entitlement that f*cks have that go to elitist private colleges that cost $100k plus. Write something worth reading and maybe somebody will give you a job.

    Reply to Anonymous
  3. June 30, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    nasty nate says:

    this is how i make my money. i got laid off two years ago and started growing for the state. its great money and the start up cost is next to nothing, and the payoff is great?

    Reply to nasty nate
  4. June 30, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    brendan gibson says:

    that sh*t is dirt anyway. you couldn’t give that away in cali. not to mention that dude looks like that guy with the really f*cked up face who dates the blind girl in that one horrible movie

    Reply to brendan gibson
  5. June 30, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    hahahahahahhah says:

    His face: the movie The Mask- he just needs red hair..

    Reply to hahahahahahhah
  6. June 30, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    Jamison says:

    looks nummy were do i sing up

    Reply to Jamison
  7. June 30, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    To Jamison: says:

    “sing”: up at his website on Twitter his name is :”Bumb Arse” and ya will be singin’ in jail.

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  8. June 30, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    Nik's a snitch..... says:

    Don’t blow it for him/us….geeeeez lol

    Reply to Nik's a snitch.....
  9. June 30, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    Ironic says:

    Where are the crystals on that bud it looks like Canadian weed , bunk………

    Reply to Ironic
  10. June 30, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    Bryan says:

    Trimmed poorly.

    Reply to Bryan
  11. June 30, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    Anonymous says:

    little premature.

    Reply to Anonymous
  12. June 30, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    funny says:

    I’m 24 just graduated from college and I can proudly say I never had a myspace, facebook or twitter account. Not into the whole “look at me” and “read my two cents” thing.

    Reply to funny
  13. June 30, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    big snack says:

    HUGSDELIVERED [REMOVED]

    Reply to big snack
  14. July 1, 2009 at 8:58 am

    taraH says:

    cool but that buds super leafy

    Reply to taraH
  15. July 1, 2009 at 9:15 am

    one of Geo BUSH drunk ass daughters says:

    white folks are the cause of this messed up ass world with their drufg selling asses!!

    Reply to one of Geo BUSH drunk ass daughters
  16. July 1, 2009 at 9:22 am

    Anonymous says:

    man how cum we cant legally sell weed in N.O.?? this is B.S.!!! and that aint no kush. looks good but as said before too leafy and trimmed poorly. where’s the nuggs

    Reply to Anonymous
  17. July 1, 2009 at 10:28 am

    damn! says:

    smoke some kush instead homie

    Reply to damn!
  18. July 1, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    Miss Behavin says:

    WTF is that sh*t? mersh? no respectable (medical) marijuana distributor would use that product

    Reply to Miss Behavin
  19. July 1, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    (~)(~)========D.... says:

    ya thats some bunk ass sheit

    Reply to (~)(~)========D....
  20. July 8, 2009 at 10:26 am

    WHAT!!! says:

    WHATS SO BIG ABOUT SELLING BAMMER WEED ONLINE !!!!
    IF YOUR GONNA DO IT , SELL KIND BUDS ,NOT THAT SEAWEED IN THE PICTURE .

    Reply to WHAT!!!
  21. July 15, 2009 at 7:56 pm

    Word. says:

    I think this guy wrote his own story and submitted it to thedirty.

    Reply to Word.

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