30K Milli Douche


30K Milli Douche

30K Milli Douche

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put this guy on blast. His name is Chris and he’s a real estate broker in Charlotte and thinks he runs the city. He drives around in a leased Maserati, or so he claims and creeps on every girl he sees. He’s always mooching on everyones bottle at every club and worst off hehad this bio put in a local magazine about himself. Notice the “limo” he takes his clients out in. This guy needs to learn his lesson. Don’t be such a douche.

Judging from the second picture I would say he’s a little Forgy.- nik


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  1. June 16, 2009 at 10:19 am

    eagle 3 says:

    i can tell thats not his chick,it looks like a small fee was exchanged for this pic

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    • June 16, 2009 at 11:24 am

      The Dirty Army says:

      No, but with the look of excitement in the second picture, it looks like he wants that to be his boyfriend.

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  2. June 16, 2009 at 11:25 am

    The Dirty dot Come says:

    HAHAHA. I always suspected he was for the gays. Total d*uche

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  3. June 16, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    I wear my sunglasses at night says:

    Nice gayface, twink!

    Reply to I wear my sunglasses at night
  4. June 17, 2009 at 8:28 am

    Ocho Blumpkin says:

    Dude on the left either has a touch of the downs or is FORGY…

    Reply to Ocho Blumpkin
  5. June 20, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    NightLife Supervisor says:

    Chris is a douche…made it big from parents bank account…but you can’t hate cuz if your parents were loaded, you would too. The girl is his, but i’d feel sorry for her cuz he is a walking STD. The kid in the lower pic is Nate…he is a true 20-30K millionare wanna be. He is the loser that trys to hard to fit in and ends up just being annoying and looking more like a loser than he already is. Nate bags young girls that don’t know that he is broke and just Mooching off of ppl like Chris for the “reputation” of rich socialite. To sum it up…LAME!

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  6. June 20, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    CLT informer says:

    Chris is a great guy that would give you the shirt off his back…the hater that put his pic up here must have lost a lady to him. Take the greg out of you mouth and listen up kid…A Maserati isnt cheap whether you lease it or buy it Jackass. He actually does take great care of his clients and shuttles them around in limos…maybe thats how he can afford a nice car plinko. Jealousy is a b*tch isnt it? If you were actually allowed into the VIP area where they serve bottle service then you would know that Chris usually picks up the tab for everyone. Oh yeah…he has a girlfriend that is in the picture. Maybe you should get your realestate license and do a sack check….might be able to roll like a player too. Go jerk off and pretend you are as cool as Chris!

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    • September 12, 2009 at 3:48 pm

      Chris Schaffer says:

      VIP area in Charlotte….damn, I’m laughing just thinking about that. There is no such thing as VIP in Charlotte. It’s easy to be a VIP in Charlotte…buy a bottle of vodka at a club and all of a sudden, you’re in VIP. Please…stop embarrassing yourself.

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    • June 21, 2009 at 11:25 am

      come on now says:

      CLT INFORMER aka Chris… you’re a joke.. and tell your friend in the picture, wearing sunglasses in the club is not cool at all.. Just makes you and the person your with both look super douchey…Oh yeah do you not update your webiste, or do you just not sell any of those places at Avenue???

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  7. June 20, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    CLT informer says:

    Oh yeah…you cant post your bio in a magazine. Evidently someone wants to know how the other half lives and asked him. You should read it. and again….Sorry about your girl dude!

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  8. June 20, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    blondie23 says:

    I went out on a date with Chris–he was a perfect gentleman and even though we didnt end up hitting it off. I ended up with a good friend. He is a real guy…maybe a little crazy but isnt that why everyone loves him?

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  9. June 20, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    Come on says:

    I guess that you only allow smut to post…go ahead delete the good stuff. LOSER !

    Reply to Come on
  10. June 21, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    frannie says:

    …disagreed…chris is one of the most down to earth well respected guys here in the QC. when i decided to buy my condo uptown 2 years ago, tell me–whats 10% of a $300,000 condo…a 30K paycheck all for a days work for chris, off of one unit. then i referred a business parter of mine to him a few months later, she bought one in fourth ward for $225,000…and 10% of that?! yea, do the math. nik+his team= a bunch of shallow idiots. in one month, he makes more than half the population makes in a year. with that said, farthest thing from a mooch, sorry bout your luck nik.

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    • September 12, 2009 at 3:50 pm

      Chris Schaffer says:

      If you paid 10% in broker commission, then you’re the dumbass. Anyone who is in real-estate knows you just made this up. I’m not in real-estate, but I buy property all over town and rent them out…including uptown.

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    • August 10, 2009 at 12:01 pm

      I know all of uptown and I know Chris very well says:

      First of all you stupid little twit realtors do not make 10% of sales. They make 3% if they are just the buyers agent. Of that 3% he does a split with his boss Shane McDevitt. If he happens to luck out and be the buyer and seller agent then he gets 6% and that again is split with Shane. Do YOUR homework bimbo !!!

      Reply to I know all of uptown and I know Chris very well
  11. June 22, 2009 at 6:48 am

    haha says:

    well respected by who?? Also, not ONE Real Estate Agent in the CLT makes 10% Commission, max 6% and thats if he/she is representing the Seller and the Buyer… Don’t tell me dude is making 10% thats ridiculous, makes you sound like a fcking idiot… Second off with taxes, after the 3% of those deals is about 10-12k…. Don’t fight battles you can’t win… and if you are gonna to, make sure you got your facts straight…

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  12. June 25, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    Brandon says:

    Chris is a really nice guy and a good real estate agent, no idea why someone is hating on him. Sounds like they might be jealous

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  13. June 29, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    Da wease says:

    How much do you make posting comments on a free website nerdy nik. People that have this much time to gossip must have at least 1-2 zeros behind a single digit # in their bank account. I for one think its hilarious that you can make a living for yourself posting “bad press” about cool people. As a matter of fact why wouldn’t you post your picture on here so we could all know who to laugh at when we see them out at the club waiting in line. Losers like you deserve the best commentary, post a pic and Ill be happy to leave a comment. Come on what do you have to hide?

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  14. July 2, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Chris girl is HOTTT and a cool chick ! I might have to get my real estate license so I can pull that… good work chris…. your a lucky guy!

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  15. July 2, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    thats right says:

    chris girl is HOTTT and a cool ass chick! Maybe i should get my real estate license so i can pull that… Good work Chris!

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  16. July 2, 2009 at 7:56 pm

    Anonymous says:

    If Chris were gay he would have f*cked you in the butt already. Now, say something else.

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  17. July 2, 2009 at 8:01 pm

    Suga says:

    If Chris were gay he would have f*cked you in ne butt already.

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  18. July 8, 2009 at 7:28 pm

    QCGirl says:

    I had cross sales with Chris. I don’t think this would be good for business for a link of this web site to get out. No one makes 10% in our market and part of Real Estate is your “perception” he likes the uptown club scene, But you see where it gets you. And CLTinformer plinko??? wtf? Are we playing games with Bob Barker? You did not help him any you hurt him. I hope this doesn’t get out to Brokers.

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  19. July 30, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    Big Man says:

    Realturds are all broke, market is dead. Besides, a 10% commis on 300k, his take home would be less the 7k, pennies. Not sellin many homes these days, bet you dont see him out that often. Besides, he looks GAY!

    Reply to Big Man
  20. August 10, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    I know all of uptown and I know Chris very well says:

    He’s the Queen cities biggest c*ke head. That’s a fact. Oh, the Masseratti was leased and has been returned for months. He can no longer afford it. He’s also nearing foreclosure on a few of his properties. All FACTS.

    Reply to I know all of uptown and I know Chris very well
    • September 12, 2009 at 3:56 pm

      Chris Sch*ffer says:

      this is true…all you have to do is pull the court documents and he lived a pretend life. This is why college girls are the easiest to pick up and take home. They believe everything!!! People listen…if you are having problems picking up girls from an uptown bar…then you are a loser.

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  21. August 13, 2009 at 11:03 am

    rantingincharlotte says:

    his girl has a great bod. i plowed that a few times. shes a clinical twit though.

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  22. November 28, 2009 at 7:45 am

    InTheKnowInCLT says:

    Chris is a total phony. From the Maserati which has been repo’ed to his handful of condos he’s about to be foreclosed on. He suckered his daddy into buying them with him when uptown was at it’s peak. Who buys at the peak ? Oh, an intelligent Realtor. He now drives an old filthy dirty BMW that is likely his parent’s leftover car.

    If you try to have a conversation with him it’s like talking to Rainman. I seriously think he is retarded. Total loser for sure. All I can say is that it wont be long before you never hear his name again. The rumor is he wants to move out to the Burbs, sick of uptown living. More like he’s going to lose all of his properties just as he’s lost all of his friends and wishes to quietly disappear without notice.

    Don’t worry Chris, no one will notice or give a crap that you are gone.

    Reply to InTheKnowInCLT
  23. December 28, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    Anonymous says:

    His new girl is goes to high school with me. She uses her fake ID to get into clubs. Great work Chris ur a winner

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  24. January 13, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    Anonymous says:

    biggest coke head/ club rat in charlotte! He sleeps with all the young dirty girls that nobody wants.

    Reply to Anonymous
  25. June 25, 2010 at 10:46 am

    Jean Pierre Bonnefoux says:

    Chris is my dear son. His mother and I love him dearly. But the time has come for him to take our tit out of his mouth and succeed or fail all on his own. I wish you well my retarded gay son.

    p.s. put the coke down, it only makes you more of a fag.

    Reply to Jean Pierre Bonnefoux
  26. January 24, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Jean Pierre Bonnefoux says:

    My son, what have you done now ? Yet another foreclosure at Avenue to your name. This time it’s your personal residence. I better not learn that you once again gutted this foreclosure of all its appliances. Stop making a mockery of our family name.

    P.S. your mother wants the old BMW back that she lent you. We tried to help out when you got your Maserati repo’ed. But now you may have to suck it up and buy a scooter.

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