Booze Reform Coming To Utah
THE DIRTY ARMY: Beginning on July 1, Utah is reforming its woefully outdated liquor laws in an attempt to both enter the 21st century and woo much-needed tourism revenue. Totaling 187 pages of legalese, the overhaul comes in two parts and will help break down the state’s notorious “Zion Curtain”:
A: Like the rest of the nation, mixed drinks throughout the state will now contain 1.5 oz of liquor as opposed to a mere 1 oz of liquor.
B: More importantly, bars will no longer have to be “private clubs” in order to serve customers. Previously, drinkers had — yes, it’s true — to fill out an application and pay a fee in order to be served in a bar. Hence — wink, wink — members of a club.
How hard was that? Next will be Gay Marriage and then maybe in 17 years Iran might see freedom?- nik
what the fu*k is with the picture…nik you f*g
shut the f*ck up. you probably rubbed one out to it.
Im guessing your the guy on the right…
how did you guess f*g?!
i wonder if perez calls them phaggots?
To clarify, you didn’t need a membership to drink beer, just to drink hard alcohol. Still dumb, but let’s get it right.
But in return they are putting up a children friendly liquor wall to block the kiddies from seeing alcohol being poured at Chilis. This place f*cking sucks.
To the real one (the real one) well put. To Nik, if your comment was any lamer it would be as hard as your Dik on a Sturday night.
ew, two guys kissing.
So nik, your for gay marriage. Freaking f*gg*t.
I hate how people in Utah ALWAYS complain about crap like this. IT’S UTAH, if you don’t like the state then move? The state is a popular place for Mormons to live(which means the state laws are going to be revolving around a lot of the LDS beliefs), if you don’t like their beliefs the gtfo.