**Update** Breaking News: The Real Pornstars of Orange County Make It Official


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Exclusive 5/27/09: Bravo and the Keough’s couldn’t come to terms over contract negotiations.  As of now, Jeana and her family are not signed on to the 5th season of The Real Housewives of Orange County.

**Update:  The replacement family is Alexis Bellino and Jim Bellino.  They are friends with pornstar Gretchen Rossi.  Alexis is not even from Orange County, but don’t worry the script will fix that.


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  1. June 16, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    BUHAHAHA says:

    Bellino the pool table salesman that acts like he has money.This guy is the ultimate tool in Newport. They just foreclosed on his house in Newport because he lost his contract with Costco for pool tables. Another idiot that thinks he is all that. His wife is ugly too, Should fit into the show well. Oh yeah total c*kehead too.

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    • June 16, 2009 at 5:12 pm

      Takes one to know one says:

      Is that you Slade?

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      • May 13, 2011 at 6:21 am

        G.pers says:

        All of this is classic. It seems word travels & it is a small world. You can’t hide much today with the internet. I want to believe Slade has turned himself around, but one never truly knows because these shows can be edited to look a certain way. One thing for sure is Jim has been sued & brought up on charges of fraud. We will have to wait the Slade issue out.

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  2. June 16, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    NIULOVE says:

    check it……. this picture needs to go!!!!!!!!! I love NIU, I’m an alumni and I lost a best friend on 2/14/08. I get that this fool is obviously a damn tool but dirty army let’s get another pic? PLEASE!!!!!!!!

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  3. June 16, 2009 at 10:25 pm

    CNN says:

    I like Jeana and will miss her. The show isn’t even real. I don’t see how the producers didn’t know that Gretchen was seeing Jay during taping. They just wanted some young blonde on the show. Well she was a tool and it sucks that she will be on it again. She’s so fake. It’s pathetic to see her posing all over the place with that loser Slade.

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  4. June 17, 2009 at 10:43 am

    Dum Dum says:

    Gretchen got traffic school, disgusting.

    06/17/2009 ARRAIGNMENT CONTINUED The following event: ARRAIGNMENT PENDING GSP scheduled for 06/17/2009 at 5:00 pm has been resulted as follows: Result: ARRAIGNMENT CONTINUED Judge: Location: GOODSPRINGS
    06/17/2009 TRAFFIC SAFETY SCHOOL DUE

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  5. June 18, 2009 at 1:10 am

    Your Girl Toodles says:

    And what about those pictures of Vicki??? Where can we see them? Does she really have her pants down in a bar getting a tattoo? WOW….

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  6. June 19, 2009 at 9:03 am

    13123 says:

    i loveee shane. he is sooo sooo cute. i met him when he came into my work one day promoting the kane county cougars. he has very nice manners and is a real gentleman! i was very impressed.

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    • June 23, 2009 at 1:58 pm

      Shut It.... says:

      You are so full of sh@t. That comment was fake as f@ck!! We all know Shane is incapable of having manners. He is an @sshole….always!!! In fact, he’ll never make it big because he has such a bad attitude!!!

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  7. June 25, 2009 at 2:52 am

    RHWOC sucked when Tamra joined... says:

    I used to love watching the show, Jeana was the level headed one out of the group…as for her children, My theory is that while her relationship with her husband deteriorated through the years, she was probably not getting the help she needed from her husband when it came to raising the kids, he seemed to shut his family out whenever he was home by going to his room and locking the door. She probably was lonely for companionship and developed more of a friendship with her kids rather than a mother. That was where she made the mistake.

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  8. June 25, 2009 at 4:00 am

    RHWOC sucked when Tamra joined... says:

    CONTINUING…from comment above ^ I found Vicki to be crazy funny, I enjoyed watching her. As for Slade and Jo, they were entertaining…I did find Slade to be a douchbag, the way he flaunted his lifestyle was a joke!!! SO INSECURE!!! (maybe he grew up poor) I felt sorry for Lauri during the first season. Now I look back and say why? She had a nice looking townhome in Newport Beach…she wasn’t that bad off. After the 2nd season, I just could’nt watch it anymore. That old bat joined(the cougar) she seemed dirty, and then Tamara (the poser,wannabe)that was it …I called it quits…SHE SUCKED THE LIFE OUT OF RHWOC!!! Blame her !!! She trys too hard to be fun and desperately wanting the acceptance by the other housewives (her husband seems like a hot tempered jerk!!!) As for Gretchen and the others who joined ,I would’nt know because I stopped watching after the KISS A** joined. Now we all know for sure,that when people brag about having money…their is a good chance that they are phoneys. Their cars may be leased..houses are behind in payments…not paying child support … ETC,ETC..the real estate business is and will always be a gamble.it was a good ride! Thanks for hearing me rant!

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    • June 26, 2009 at 12:37 am

      HAHA says:

      That was funny……we agree about Tamra!!!! It got ugly last season, because of her! I think she brought out the worst in Vicki too!! Really!!!! Vicki was always over controlling and such, but when Tamra came along…… the evil side came out of Vicki. Tamra is a mean spirited, classless, uneducated idiot!!

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  9. June 26, 2009 at 11:05 pm

    krista skinny b*tch! says:

    The Bellinos are money hungrey assholes!!
    He has a small dick and is fat and ugly. when I dated him he told me he wanted a blow job every day and I couldnt stand even looking at him anymore he is fat and ugly. He looks like jaba the hut from star wars. His wife never eats and is still fat and ugly. She pops pills because she cant stand being a Bellino. They are mean to people because they think they have money and think they are better then eveyone.

    xoxo LA Skinny b*tch!

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  10. July 13, 2009 at 7:53 am

    Tamra is a drunk wh*re says:

    Maybe they can make all the housewives new handbags out of Tamra’s ugly, leathery skin………her beady ugly eyes are green with jealousy over Gretchen and now the new housewife.

    Tamra and Vicki are low class, ugly wh*res who do not belong on this show.

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  11. July 14, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    the bellinos are NOT friends with the barneys says:

    Being on someone’s facebook does not in anyway make you close friends with someone, LOL. The Bellinos have real money and do not socialize with poor whitetrash like the Barney’s.

    The Bellino’s run in their own circle of friends, Alexis and Gretchen are friends too.

    I’m sure Simon is trying desperately to be friends with them in the hopes of getting a job or connections, he and tamra are pathetic that way.

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    • April 18, 2011 at 2:13 pm

      Anonymous says:

      Yeahhh Right. Hey Let me tell you something, you do not at all have real money and do not socialize with a higher class than the Barney’s. First of all Tamara is not with Simon anymore so they aren’t the Barney’s and Alexis is fake as could be telling Tamara they are friends when she clearly wants nothing to do with her. Just because you have a green american express doesn’t mean you have money :)

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  12. July 15, 2009 at 6:40 am

    This will be funny says:

    Oh Tamra is jealous of this new housewife because she is HOT. But tamra and simon are broke and beat so you know they will be sucking up to the Bellinios BIG TIME trying to get connections.

    The Bellinos are very wealthy and have lots of friends, they will want nothing to do with the trailer trash Barneys, lol.

    But won’t it be fun watching the Barney’s make asses of themselves sucking up to the Bellinos????? LMAO!!!!

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  13. November 21, 2009 at 11:40 am

    Angie says:

    I can’t wait to see Tamra sucking up to Alexis Bellino! This will be hilarious and just where is Tamra going to move to – probably with Vicki ‘cuz they’re both so pathetic. Tamra, time to get a face-lift, hairplugs, and if possible, change your ugly personality. You look damn old! Jealousy will getcha every time baby! I heard there’s a trailer for sale just south of L.A. – perfect for you! Wish you and Vicki were off the show but it’s really entertaining to watch you make a$$es out of yourselves every week! The show should be called Ms. Envy and Ms. Greedy Piggie!

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  14. November 26, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    JerseyRocks says:

    The whole show is off now. Too bad Jeanna left, she seemed to be the only “normal” one. Tamra is over the top. Anyone, who at 40, has to take a class about which fork or spoon to use, is a lost cause. Vikki is annoying; I couldn’t believe how wide she looked at the episode at La Perla last week. Good god, she’d never find something to fit in that store. Lynn Curtain seems decent enough but that women has got to stand up for herself. My one problem is that she has the $$$ for a facelift but can’t muster up the $$ to pay her rent, Shame! The new girl in the bunch, Alexis, seems to have all the right stuff but that husband has got to go or at least not appear in the show. What was up with him at lunch in last week’s show, telling her she was talking too loud, telling her she can’t do this and that!! He’s fat and insecure. That’s what happens when you marry outside your league buddy. I like Gretchen and I really don’t care about any of the allegations made. All the Housewives shows have a very predictable formula. Yawn.

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  15. November 28, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    Cathy says:

    I think that Alexis is ugly and so is her husband. She has a big nose. She also looks uneducated and is a hick from Missouri trying to be a cool California girl with her bleached hair. Her husband is fat and ugly and is controling. These two won’t last. Alexis is just another bimbo, fake hair, fake books, with no education. Go back to MO where you belong, you clown!

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  16. November 28, 2009 at 8:17 pm

    Anne says:

    Do any of these bimbos have any money?? Are any of them educated. All of them are fake, no education, no money, no talent, no skills and the list goes on and on. Gretchen is a phony gold digger and used Jeff. Does Gretchen have false teeth. Her teeth are so bleeched and weird. She is a fake, everything about her, and her stupid laugh. Jeanne was a wh*re, Lynn is stupid, Tamra is trailor park trash. Wow-What a group of classy women???????

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  17. November 28, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    Mike says:

    The Barneys don’t pay their bills. What a lier Tamra is. We built this tract home from the ground up with money we didn’t have that we had to borrow with a 40 year mortgae and my husband is a uneducated car salesman and I have a realtors lisc. so I am smart?? What a phoney and low crash tarilor tramps Tamra is. Her kids are stupid just like her and she is jealous of Gretchen the Gold Digger because she got money from Jeff. Gretchen was in it for the money but shes smarter than Tamra!!!

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  18. November 28, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    Carol says:

    The Housewives of Orange County are all uneducated, none of them have a degree or marketable skills. They just sell junk. Jeanna spread her legs, Icky sells life insurance that even a monkey could do. Tamra is trailor park trash, Lynn is on drugs and her daughters are so uglee, get them a nose job and a educattion Lynn, you are all so stupid!

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  19. December 3, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    Nene says:

    Tamra ia self conscious because her husband is broke and the new bimbo Alexis has a younger snatch. Gretchen is a fat wh*re. Vicki should commit suicide so her insurance policy renigs. Jeana should pimp her daughter. I would break her off

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  20. December 12, 2009 at 4:54 am

    laura says:

    I’m from the same town that alexis is from in missouri and just because you are from the midwest does not make you a hick! I don’t know about the other ladies but alexis has a degree from the university of missouri in marketing.

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  21. December 27, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    commelle says:

    these hags are losers, this is a cautionary tale of how not to live.

    they max out their credit ,have no education, do not instill good values in their children …party & goof off, they don’t plan long term & live a false life..

    I am educated, have great credit & no debt, my house is paid for , $$$ in the bank & I don’t look like a leather face with fake nasty boobs. I treat myself to getting my hair & nails done on my birthday month that is 1x year

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    • May 12, 2011 at 11:01 pm

      Anonymous says:

      Well aren’t you perfect…

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    • July 7, 2010 at 1:19 pm

      Anonymous says:

      so…..you should have your own show? I don’t understand why people get so out-of-control angry on these message boards. Are these women portrayed in the best light? Obviously not. Do we all have things that if presented in the wrong way could make us look just as trashy? Anyone who says no is a liar or in denial. I don’t know these women from Moses, but do I care one ounce about who they really are? NO. It is a show folks. If it bothers you so much, don’t watch it. Let’s face it, probably 99% of people flapping their gums on this message board don’t know sit about the subject. You watched a show and assumed it was the truth. People are throwing out accusations that, unless you a personally involved with these people, you wouldn’t have proper information to give an education opinion. People need to relax and take it for what it is…..ENTERTAINMENT. I think the housewives, and their husbands, come off as total lunatics too, but am I going to lose sleep over it? Not tonight. It’s an hour of “oh my god I can’t believe she just did/said that”, and then the hour is over. If you are so secure in who you are and how your life is going, don’t worry about these people. If they are truly as they are portrayed on the show, they will get theirs. Karma is a bitch.

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  22. December 27, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    lindsay says:

    they losers get big bucks for being on the show & can’t keep their homes, yet can afford fancy vacations & spas.

    Lyn’s cuffs are tacky & i cannot believe anyone would pay the price in this economy.

    I cannot understand living in such an expensive county or state & basically being homeless

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  23. January 6, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    Anonymous says:

    LOVE the comments about baldylocks Tamra and icky pock-markied Vicky! You two vile women make me cringe but birds of a feather flock together! Tamra, stand up to Simon! He will forever control you if you let him – that’s why he can’t stand Vicky cuz they’re both alike. You do NOT run in the same circles as Jim and Alexis – word on the street is that you are just trying to get connections so that Simon can get a job! haha, can’t wait for the moving truck to pack you sh*t and send you back to the trailer park!

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  24. January 6, 2010 at 6:06 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Just for the record Lindsay, these people do not pay for the trips, spas, etc. The show pays for all of it – even their clothes! If Tamra Sue had to pay for the trip, she wouldn’t be able to cuz she’s broke!

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  25. January 7, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    DP says:

    These sluts are all great

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  26. January 11, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    A REAL HOUSEWIFE KEEPIN IT REAL! says:

    I don’t know what the point of calling all of these women ugly is? Most of these women in the regular world would turn almost any man’s head, but that being said, beauty from afar is so much easier to enjoy! It’s like when hot guys like David Beckham and Tyson Beckford open their mouthes and you’re like in slow motion “NOOO PLEEAASEE DON’T SPEAK! YOU”RE RUINING MY FANTASY!” I will admit the “Housewives” are all pretty much annoying save Lynne. But if you had a show full of Lynnes, there wouldn’t be a circus to entertain us! There is something gratifying about watching what seems to be “perfect” women acting completely “imperfect………and stupid and annoying and immature and greedy and self-centered and false and backstabbing and hateful and ugly and on and on and on……!” It seems to reassure most of us that our simple middle class lives aren’t quite so stressfull and bad afterall! I have to say it’s like watching a train wreck. You don’t neccessarily enjoy it but for some reason you can’t stop looking! So as long as the idiots keep coming up with new drama, we’ll probably continue to watch!

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  27. January 24, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    Jim Bellino's CRIMINAL RECORD says:

    Arrested by the FEDs in 2000 for Fraud. And Alexis “Traditional values” in 2003 meant sleeping with guy in the gym while her 1st husband (NOT JIM) was hard at work.

    Google search both facts

    Note: People with real money: ie: UHNW Ultra High net worth individuals don’t appear on TV shows. I work with people as a Estate Planner/Advisor with REAL wealth. Owners of Corporations, Vast Real Esate holdings and Stock Holdings.

    The show is ENTERTAING ONLY. Watching wannbes pretend to be UHNW

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    • February 1, 2010 at 4:38 pm

      Anonymous says:

      Can you say “Con Man”. I can see through his scam personality. Hey Jim, I highly doubt your religion!!!!!!!!!!

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      • June 14, 2010 at 3:59 pm

        This Is Funny says:

        I dated Jim when he was going thru the whole criminal situation with the knock off sports items. He told me what to wear, what to say, how to say it, and whom to say it to. We broke up 8 months before he met his current wife. He is as controlling as he seems. After we broke up I saw him at the Yardhouse in Costa Mesa and told me I should work out more. He is a joke. I am an attractive woman and was drawn in by the money at first I will admit it. But, no money is worth spending anymore time with him. He also cheats on every single woman he has ever dated…..Just ask the girls of Newport Beach.

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  28. February 5, 2010 at 11:58 am

    what the beep???!!! says:

    I vowed to never watch this show after season 2- because I could not stand that fake ass,Tamra and that pouty face husband of hers, she was such a kiss ass, it was embarrassing. She knew to cling to Vicky, who is a strong minded person that could rule your fate on the show…and what kind of mother treats her 1st born like crap,no wonder the poor kid has issues, she allows Simple Simon to mistreat him. The poor kid needs love and guidence…I HATE THEM!
    But, there wasn’t anything else on the tube to watch yesterday-only reruns of the 5th season, so I said what the heck…OH MY GOD! They are all unemployed, minus Vicki…I think the show is cursed.
    1. Slade- BROKE,I feel sorry for him now (remember that black amex card?)
    2. Jo -BROKE,working as a bartender near my house in Manhatten Beach,CA
    3.TAMRA/SIMON- BROKE,I can not understand how a car salesmen (exsalesman,at present) be considered people with money…I believe I make way more than the 2 of them combined. I just don’t get why they were let on the show?? anyways, heard they are getting a divorce, and she is now living in a 2 bedroom apartment.
    4.jEANNA- STRUGGLING-yet in the end, will make out a champ – has always been the level headed one. Smart move to leave the OC cast, she is going to join the upcoming ,Housewives of Beverly Hills..with Paris Hiltons aunts (remember Kim Richards from the 70′s? She starred in ,Escape to Witches mountian). I have always liked this woman, SHE IS A WARRIOR!!! This new show will kick butt!!!
    5. THE CURTINS- BROKE, got evicted..sad to see that this nice family having to spend what little money they had, for show in front of the cameras, a fake facade… Mrs.Curtin, you should not have answered the casting call ad in the paper for the show, if you didn’t have the means to back it up. THE HUMILITY!
    I could go on and on….Lastly, Jim and Alexis B – WHAT THE BEEP? Christians, soulmates, what and where did these phoneys come from? they have opened a big can of worms for themselves…hold on tight America!!! We are goi

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    • February 22, 2010 at 8:55 am

      Anonymous says:

      i love it, i love it u are right ..jim was busted for fraud i think back in september something about sports stuff… im sure his pawn shop is doing well ..and thats where the money is coming from..i wish the show was different ..it wasnt supposed to be about money it was real housewives these bitches arent housewives ..im a house wife .a house wife is hands on everyday..not nannys running around doing my job..the show has turned out bad ..GIVE VICKI HER OWN SHOW ON SUCESSFUL WOMEN IN THE OC..she is to smart to be hangin with these drama queens..fine me real house wives one that are struggling in poor neighbor..and shop at walmart..

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  29. April 17, 2011 at 8:58 pm

    Stacesun says:

    I agree Vicki needs her own show!

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  30. May 9, 2011 at 7:05 pm

    Lil says:

    Vicki is an old hag with a nasty personality. I don’t buy her lies about her working that many hours, either.

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