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  1. June 15, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    Deez says:

    “When your dealing with Madonna, it’s more like this!”

    Reply to Deez
  2. June 15, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    Hmmmmm says:

    Now the Yankees both lick and suck.

    Reply to Hmmmmm
  3. June 15, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    IbleedPURPLEnGOLD (and NBA championships) says:

    Johnny Damon, an avid carpet m*ncher, demonstates the HUGE labia technique.

    Reply to IbleedPURPLEnGOLD (and NBA championships)
  4. June 15, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    KevyBean says:

    new pregame warmup, so effective hes still talking about it during the game.

    Reply to KevyBean
  5. June 15, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    Dude Bro says:

    Ya, the gib factor was huge, it was the only way I could get my big a*s indian head in there.

    Reply to Dude Bro
  6. June 15, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    Dr. Lenny Hochstein says:

    In Boston we say the Yankees suck and Jeter swal*ows.
    Now it looks like the yankees suck and Damon gives swisher a r*m job!

    Reply to Dr. Lenny Hochstein
  7. June 15, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    Um....... says:

    Tastes just like chicken!

    Reply to Um.......
  8. June 15, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    Da Nati says:

    I held A’s Rod like this and licked it.

    Reply to Da Nati
  9. June 15, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    The Dodgers says:

    Stop trying to call Lauren Conrad by giving her the secret salute! Shes all ours.

    Reply to The Dodgers
  10. June 15, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    Just says:

    they were the biggest meat curtains ever!

    Reply to Just
  11. June 15, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    901 says:

    Taste like………. Chicken

    Reply to 901
  12. June 15, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    Big TB says:

    Damm I still cant get the taste of A-Rod out of my mouth

    Reply to Big TB
  13. June 15, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    KevyBean says:

    hey swisher this is how i ended up with a-rods pubes in my mouth,

    Reply to KevyBean
  14. June 15, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    Ben says:

    No, I said in your eye.

    Reply to Ben
  15. June 15, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    Blonkey Lover says:

    Hey man, this is the sign im thinking of using for my new gang. whatcha think?

    Reply to Blonkey Lover
  16. June 15, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    thbizns says:

    Somewhere in the backround of this picture is A-rod reminiscing with a smile on his face

    Reply to thbizns
  17. June 15, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    GodseyFather says:

    He does everything like a girl on the field… so its only natural that he eats p*ssy like a woman. He must be a lesbian.

    Reply to GodseyFather
  18. June 15, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    Eww says:

    He tars bats with his ass

    Reply to Eww
  19. June 15, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    mark says:

    “Is this how you handle the high hard one?”

    Reply to mark
  20. June 15, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    LohFist says:

    So I’m licking Lettermans taint…

    Reply to LohFist
  21. June 15, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    Buzz Killington says:

    “Trust me, this is the new way we can put steroids into eachother.”

    Reply to Buzz Killington
  22. June 15, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    JT Chicago says:

    Dude I told you I don’t have a gag reflex.

    Reply to JT Chicago
  23. June 15, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    A says:

    No wonder the Yankees play like crap on occassion, you’ve got one guy already thinking about what hes going to do to his fellow teamate in the showers afterwords and its onlu the second inning..wonder what goes on during the 8th….

    Reply to A
  24. June 15, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    BadBobbyK says:

    Picking on doR-A is too easy.

    Reply to BadBobbyK
  25. June 15, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    hollywood says:

    “mmm tases like noodles”

    Reply to hollywood
  26. June 15, 2009 at 7:59 pm

    DHizzle says:

    How come A-Rod and Jeter get to have all the gay fun… LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!

    Reply to DHizzle
  27. June 15, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    KevyBean says:

    suck it a-roid, or a-rod whatever you prefer

    Reply to KevyBean
  28. June 15, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    wiseguy says:

    Johnny Damon proves the point.. Once an Idiot always an Idiot!!

    Reply to wiseguy
  29. June 15, 2009 at 11:11 pm

    Douche Vs Bag says:

    “I said no when it’s a womens its a V and when its’s a man it’s a moose knuckle like this”

    Reply to Douche Vs Bag
  30. June 15, 2009 at 11:44 pm

    wink wink says:

    “A-Rod…lick me like this slowly, i know Derek likes it faster but give it to me slowly!”

    Reply to wink wink
  31. June 16, 2009 at 12:08 am

    Moose says:

    A-rod I heard Madonna needs your mouth to be this wide to feel anything, is that true?

    Reply to Moose
  32. June 16, 2009 at 1:20 am

    HGHONDO says:

    The hell with Disneyland I am hitting the Hershey Highway!

    Reply to HGHONDO
  33. June 16, 2009 at 5:49 am

    404 says:

    I knew the Yankees were playing Thumper in the dugout.

    Reply to 404
  34. June 16, 2009 at 7:21 am

    770 says:

    Since my hand satisfies my Greg I must repay the favor. It’s the gentlmanly thing to do.

    Reply to 770
  35. June 16, 2009 at 7:58 am

    T-trey says:

    And…this is the way I got Erin (Andrews) to squirt. Works every time…

    Reply to T-trey
  36. June 16, 2009 at 9:37 am

    harry paratestes says:

    “If you want a huge contract like me, you want to touch Steinbrenner’s prostate like this”!!

    Reply to harry paratestes
  37. June 16, 2009 at 10:07 am

    cabear says:

    This is how you get to the cervix

    Reply to cabear
  38. June 16, 2009 at 11:06 am

    biglou says:

    the new gay “sign”

    Reply to biglou
  39. June 16, 2009 at 11:07 am

    biglou says:

    COWABUNGA DUDE!!

    Reply to biglou
  40. June 16, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    AP The DON says:

    runs like joseph, looks like jesus, throws like mary… eats box like peter north

    Reply to AP The DON
  41. October 24, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    PROPECIABUY says:

    One of the strange things about living in the world is that it is only now and then one is quite sure one is going to live forever and ever and ever.

    Reply to PROPECIABUY

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