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winebuyer9 says:
hey who took all my rap lines out
to winebuyer9eh says:
Leave it to the beat, fat girls to chase the chocolate…
to ehRandal P says:
you hoes needs to makes mo money or am yous is goin to seez the back of my pimp hand. Gets back on the streets and makes that money fo you man – fo shizzle.
to Randal P? says:
“If you think my chocolate bar is big and tasty you should try my purple crayon”
to ?cattle prode says:
All the white girls love chocolate bars
to cattle prodeBIG LOU says:
NAH GIRL! I NEED YOU TO FEED IT TO ME..I KEEP BITTING MY FINGERS
to BIG LOURoar says:
“you b*tches better get back on the playground and find me some more candy…I want a snickers and a bunch of skittles, gimme candy b*tchh.”
to Roarecs says:
The Obama effect! Yes He Can
to ecsTryst says:
See, my damie, Pootie Tang don’t wa-da-tah to the shama cow… ’cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?
to TrystTryst says:
Samuel Wonka, the bastard child of Willy Wonka.
to Trystthrashher says:
blonde: finally were on a secluded place no one can see and will know, ME FIRST!
to thrashherTryst says:
Samuel L. Wonka, the motherfu*ing child of Willy Wonka.
to TrystThinkaboutit says:
Gotta get ‘em hooked on this chocolate at a young age
to ThinkaboutitNOLA says:
Affirmative Action now hits the comics. What is this country coming to?!?
to NOLAJohn McCain says:
I knows it your chocolate bar little white girls and that you paid for it but I don’t care, I am taking it from you and giving to everyone else that doesn’t have any chocolate, you knows, all the colored kids and illegal aliens said little Barack.
to John McCainJudge Judy says:
Hey Willis,
You know that stealing my chocolate bar will be your third strike!
Kimberly
to Judge JudyMike Hocksolarge says:
b*tch better have my money
to Mike HocksolargeArcher says:
Damn it’s TO!!
to ArcherAnonymous says:
Hey White girls!!!!! you want some chocolate?
to AnonymousRocket Queen (the real one) says:
dude,
to Rocket Queen (the real one)that joke is so good, you should submit it again, but with your real name. Don’t be anonymous, claim it as your own.
winebuyer9 says:
Obama looks back at his best days at the white house, 1st grade field trips on the south lawn.
to winebuyer9Cutenbored says:
“My momma said we can’t afford Axe Dark so I stole this chocolate bar and rubbed it all over my body instead.”
to CutenboredCutenbored says:
‘Soul Man’ the prequel ‘Boarding School Days’
to CutenboredCutenbored says:
“Wow, you really are the same color as that candy bar, do you taste the same too?”
to CutenboredCutenbored says:
Tyrone: “No, I’m not P. Diddy.” “No, I’m not Jay-Z.” “No, I’m not Kanye, either!” Mary-Jane: “Are you sure? I can never tell any of you apart!”
to CutenboredTryst says:
It’s hard out here for a pimp!
to TrystTryst says:
How Affirmative Action killed elementary school
to TrystBig Drew says:
No need to gag yourself with that finger RR. Take my purple crayon.
to Big DrewSarah!G! says:
Damn honkies always wanna piece of Chocolate!
to Sarah!G!Spot says:
It’s time for us to rebuild a New Orleans, the one that should be a chocolate New Orleans. And I don’t care what people are saying Uptown or wherever they are. This city will be chocolate at the end of the day.
to Spot~ C. Ray Nagin
Banger says:
Please put your cream between that chocolate and we will have a smore!
to BangerJack Sharp says:
Sure you can taste my chocolate, but first you gotta taste my chocolate… MMMhhhhhMMM
to Jack Sharptx hood rat says:
all little white girls loves the chocolate
to tx hood ratJohn Stults says:
Every white girl wants chocolate. And every white girl is willing to share with her friends!
to John Stults2kraftee says:
Little boy…. “Mom I have the biggest d!@k in first grade..Its cuzz I’m black right …..
Mom….”Nah N!@@A itz cuzz you suppose to be in eighth grade….. “
to 2krafteefazio3 says:
ok…..jenny, pam and i are finally ready to play doctor with you jamarcus
to fazio3Anonymous says:
thats right ladies i’m going to be president in forty years.
to AnonymousRob says:
I got the magic stick.
to Robbman32x says:
sure you can have some chocolate girl. Then after you can have a bite of my candy bar too
to bman32x