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  1. June 19, 2009 at 7:42 pm

    deekhead says:

    Elin meets Tiger

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  2. June 19, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    Jill in the OC says:

    “His dark chocolate brings the girls to the yard and their like…it’s better than white(chocolate), damn right!”

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  3. June 19, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    TickleMeElmo says:

    “It’s all fun and chocolate ’till someone shoves his fist up your snatch at a party.”

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  4. June 19, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    Dirty Dew says:

    b*tches, My greg is so big i Had to split it in 2, Half purple half magenta.

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  5. June 19, 2009 at 8:17 pm

    LilDonkey says:

    I’ll give you white b*tches some of my chocolate……you just gotta co-sign for my cell phone.

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  6. June 19, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    LilDonkey says:

    n*gga……please?

    Reply to LilDonkey
  7. June 19, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    homo sapiens says:

    u know what they say, once u go black, u got bad credit 4 life!!

    Reply to homo sapiens
  8. June 19, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    woahgiirrll says:

    Can you put your chocolate in my mouth, tyrone?

    Reply to woahgiirrll
  9. June 19, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    Big Guy says:

    what b*tch, u know its 68, u do me and i owe u one! get wit da program hoe!!

    Reply to Big Guy
  10. June 19, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    CR Esq says:

    I melt in your mouth, not in your hand so who’s up first?

    Reply to CR Esq
  11. June 19, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    Kody says:

    “Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a B*tch?”

    Reply to Kody
  12. June 19, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    RubN1Out says:

    The girls were scared of the ape at first, then it pooped in its hand and the girl laughed and they laughed “silly ape”

    Reply to RubN1Out
  13. June 19, 2009 at 9:46 pm

    Nik Snitchie says:

    Who careas about a damn caption they are all mud sharks anyways.

    Reply to Nik Snitchie
  14. June 19, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    BadBobbyK says:

    They’re always begging it for it all the time.

    Reply to BadBobbyK
  15. June 19, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    Horsegreg says:

    I WANNA F*CK A WHITE b*tch

    Reply to Horsegreg
  16. June 19, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    Crystal Star says:

    Flavor of Love: The Early Years.

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  17. June 19, 2009 at 10:26 pm

    LOOT CAKES says:

    3 Pigs and a Jig

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  18. June 20, 2009 at 12:48 am

    who cares says:

    “This is the type of chocolate that melts in your mouth and not in your hands.”

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  19. June 20, 2009 at 12:54 am

    johnnyblaze says:

    “Colorful Colorado”
    The Kobe Bryant Story

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  20. June 20, 2009 at 1:44 am

    Ryan says:

    Obama’s life before he married the tranny.

    Reply to Ryan
  21. June 20, 2009 at 6:07 am

    deeznuts says:

    You girls want to see a real Alabama Black Snake.

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  22. June 20, 2009 at 7:07 am

    Rick Oshea says:

    Get off my lawn, before I put a cap in your ass b*tches!

    Reply to Rick Oshea
  23. June 20, 2009 at 7:36 am

    Stacey says:

    like Kayne West said he would leave ya a$$ for a white girl..lol

    Reply to Stacey
  24. June 20, 2009 at 7:52 am

    Vshj says:

    From this day forward, Tyrone’s life was forever change. This was the day he discovered ALL girls loved chocolate.

    Reply to Vshj
  25. June 20, 2009 at 8:34 am

    winebuyer 9 says:

    Cougars in Training

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  26. June 20, 2009 at 8:35 am

    winebuyer 9 says:

    As Nik would say, that girl has ugly kneecaps.

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  27. June 20, 2009 at 8:37 am

    winebuyer 9 says:

    reminds me of the Power Puff Girls, (Blossum, Buttercup and Bubbles) and that is the evil monkey in the middle.

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  28. June 20, 2009 at 8:45 am

    winebuyer 9 says:

    Roses are red, like my shirt b*tch
    Violets are blue, like my shorts b*tch
    Chocolate is brown, like my sh*t, b*tch
    Combine them together, and get a purple greg stick, b*tch

    Tupac first rap………………………..

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  29. June 20, 2009 at 8:48 am

    winebuyer 9 says:

    When Muhammonned Ali was little(it looks just like him), the girls lined up for miles. He told them that the parkisons hand shaking affected all his body parts, especially his friend, Greg.

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  30. June 20, 2009 at 8:50 am

    winebuyer 9 says:

    hey Nik? Would you?

    Reply to winebuyer 9
  31. June 20, 2009 at 8:57 am

    winebuyer 9 says:

    Bernie Macs last day of life————–making sure he was, MR. 3000.

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  32. June 20, 2009 at 8:58 am

    winebuyer 9 says:

    the early years————–Wilt Chamberlain

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  33. June 20, 2009 at 8:59 am

    winebuyer 9 says:

    Man he stole my invention———–candy viagra

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  34. June 20, 2009 at 9:00 am

    winebuyer 9 says:

    Aids ——————————the early years

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  35. June 20, 2009 at 9:01 am

    winebuyer 9 says:

    must be an old picture, no stripper heels at all.

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  36. June 20, 2009 at 9:02 am

    winebuyer 9 says:

    How many licks to get to the center of the tootsie pop?

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  37. June 20, 2009 at 9:04 am

    winebuyer 9 says:

    Hey ladies——————–want to talk about the stimulas package I have

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  38. June 20, 2009 at 9:08 am

    winebuyer 9 says:

    Obama’s free lunch program at school———Greg’s milk

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  39. June 20, 2009 at 9:10 am

    winebuyer 9 says:

    Each of those girls are going to show up tonight for you, they need immunity, actually they will need a shot from the doctor.

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  40. June 20, 2009 at 9:11 am

    winebuyer 9 says:

    why do they all have sharpie eyebrows?

    anybody, anybody??????????

    That picture was taken in south texas.

    Reply to winebuyer 9
  41. June 20, 2009 at 9:29 am

    Zooted says:

    Please Leroy!!!!! We just want a bite each of your chocolate bar

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  42. June 20, 2009 at 9:33 am

    winebuyer 9 says:

    After Picture——————–looks like Freddy F*gs in the picture before

    Reply to winebuyer 9
  43. June 20, 2009 at 10:20 am

    dubb110983 says:

    Jill asks John, “can me and my friends get some of your chocolate?” “i’m not sure ur old enough” he replies. Tammi shouts out, “this isnt the first piece of chocolate we have all shared silly!!!

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  44. June 20, 2009 at 11:15 am

    BTeasd says:

    You can have my ‘other’ chocolate bar.

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  45. June 20, 2009 at 11:18 am

    Bosley says:

    Little Redhead “Trey, can I have a bite of your chocolate bar”

    Little Darkhaired girl ” I already had Trey’s other chocolate bar in my mouth and it sure is better then the one in his hand”

    Little Blonde girl ” I bet Trey’s chocolate bar is darker then the Hersey bar”

    Little Boy “Well eyes bets your p*ssy is pinker thens yours dress”

    Little Redhair Girl ” It is pinker and it tastes better then chocolate”

    Little boy “Hows would you know”

    Little Redhair girl “Her daddy told me”

    Reply to Bosley
  46. June 20, 2009 at 11:37 am

    george w. bush says:

    All that is missing from this picture is the noose and the pickup truck ???????????????????????

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  47. June 20, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    Ruben says:

    Sorry Ladies… I’m no longer on the “Down Low”. As you can see I love The “Chocolate” in MY mouth too.

    Reply to Ruben
  48. June 20, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    Anonymous says:

    look girls, its a negro!

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  49. June 20, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    JSL says:

    Soul brother to boo Kuo!!!

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  50. June 20, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    winebuyer9 says:

    good grief, someone painted Charlie Brown, black

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