THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, LOOK AT THIS DUDE RYAN, THINKS HE’S SOMETHING CAUSE HES ALWAYS OUT AT THE LAME DETROIT CLUBS W/ THESE WANNABE BARBIE WASHUPS. THE GIRLS ONLY HANG OUT WITH HIM BECAUSE HE PAYS FOR EVERYTHING.
They look like Kid Rock’s strip club leftovers. Didn’t know Ashlee Simpson-Wentz had a barbwire 90′s trash tattoo.- nik
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LMAOOO! That does look like the fat Ashlee Simpson version. F*cking Nik! Too funny!
I don;t even know where to start here… Those are NOT girls. Those are MEN. They’re all wearing weigs, && look pretty manly. I suppose if you were quite sh*t faced, you could initially mistake them for real women.. But any further than that, you’re an idiot. Not to mention, if they do happen to be women, they’re disgusting looking. && don’t even get me started on the thing on the far right’s weave/wig. Wtf is with that color man?
I knew a guy like this. He doesn’t have to buy them anything, they just loved him cause he was like a teddy bear and they knew he would never hit on them. They relate big/not attractive guys like these to gay guys.
Da Nati-
You are 100% Correct. I went to a high school with a dude like this. Complete tool (and he still is 10 years later), fat and gross, yet all the hot popular girls were always with him. The fact that he was non threatining was huge. Not about money is about safety. Blame all the douches out there for this kind of thing happening.
*wigs.
I liked weigs better.
Gross
Loud animal noises….That’s what I’m talking about.
This guy is the man in my book. Play on playa.
Fat dudes need love too. Dont hate on him cause he’s pulling better tail than the other guys who were trying to hit on those chicks. Good for him.
You’re all big talkers who would jump in the sack with any of those women if they asked.
Are you kidding me? I promise you that these are just about the hottest chicks you can get in Detroit and this dude has probably gotten them drunk enough to put it in one of them.. props to him.
Would I touch them? no.. but living in Detroit has to be rough
At least a sympathy blowjob
cant a fat man have hot friends? Obviously they dont sleep with him. He probably cant even find his pecker under his belly. But hell he can atleast sweat on them.
Old picture.
that’s Chef Ramsey’s left overs
its the fat dude who got grilled, started crying, and kicked off the show
the chick in the gold dress loks like donatella vercace. Her name is marquee she claims to be detroits “most wanted” Nasty. Wtf happened 2 her eyebrows? Nice nosejobs
That dood looks like McLovin after so many cheeseburgers.
unfortunately his greg will never touch any of these three, all of which are attractive. that’s the great thing about money. its the ultimate equalizer. where mother nature has failed, money rescues. props to this dude. what else is he going to spend his money on? on an xbox live subscription? playboy channel? more food? money exists so that we can spend it, and what better an object to spend it on than a beautiful woman? none i tell you.
he’s a big fella, cut him some slack.
All sorts of chicks sleep with all sorts of dudes that make no sense. You see hot well paid super models dating and marrying 60-70 year old billionaires all the time. Look at Heidi Klum, has a child with a 100 year old man and then moves on and marries possibly the ugliest man on Earth.
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The chick in gold is smoking hott!
the girl in the gold is nasty, she looks like a botoxed horse. You can totally tell she likes it in the butt. shes at least 38.
WoW! Fat chick in middle with arm tattoo is Melissa Cox… She is a major ho… Damn! She needs to hit the pipe! FATTTT!!! Gold dress is Kelley Davidson… Sucks alot of Greg for cash and is really crazy!!
Thease are all cool peeps, jealously sucks = keep hiding behind your computers
LMFAO!! We love the attention!! I’m the guy in this picture and find this SO FUNNY, get a hobby stalkers
The girl in the pic on the left is Jen Soop she’s a stripper and does many extras , then u got melissa cox the town hoe and then Marquee in the gold who loves Arabs hahahahha
the girl on the left is def wearing a wig lol nastyyyyyyyyyyyy
Melissa SUCKS Cox is nastyyyyy!!! She has a daughter (with a white trash loser) that she lost custody of… Nice work Melissa!! Pushing 35 and still out on the streets wh*ring yourself??
Are your computers broken or something??? the 3 girls in this pic are gorgeous!!! would love to see what the losers posting all this hate look like…play on Ryan you know they just mad cause girls like yours wouldn’t even glance their way!!
the 1 in gold looks like a horse! That wig is crazy! Im loving the nose jobs though – they look soooooo natural. Of course she loves arabs they love blown out strippers
Ryan’s more of a man than I can say for a lot of these jokes we have here in the D!!!! Jealousy is a mother f’er! Keep on hating people!!!
Gold dress, and girl on other side of the dude are BEAUTIFUL!
Gold dress and girl on the other side of dude are stunning!! Detroit’s still got hope w/ thease 2 runnin around.
can’t believe nobody has said anything about this ryan dude looking like a fat ryan sheckler…. interesting
you go bro
its obvious detroit is declining when people actually think 40 yr old porn stars are attractive and to use the word “gorgeous” to describe these tricks? God is everyone in detroit on CRACK????? Just burn detroit down and start fresh.
that gold chick looks like a muppet with a mouth full of big azz teeth- NAY.
hahahaha!!! i know this guy. He is playing for the other side. He orders Cosmos at the bar, swishes his hips back and forth, wears pinky rings, and he DOES pay for chicks to get drunk. I even got to see him get his ass kicked after he limp wristed a punch at my buddy. THE girls are as hit up in real life as they are on this picture. put it out on blast—Ryan is FORGYS, and still denying it
make him a detroit celeb!!!
This is no lie! Ryan nicknamed himself the DETROIT KEN…..Where’s all the intel DA
BIGBUD, Question for ya why dont you approach him the next time you see him in the bar and talk your $hit to his face?? You must be a hillbilly white trash liar cause everyone knows when we go to clubs NOBODY pays for “drinks” cause we’re dodging bottles. My girls pictured here wouldn’t look twice at your broke a$$ homeboy so keep hatin. You’re the losers who wish they could be like him. Skinny, unpopular, unsocial, and insecure. Keep hiding behind a computer, you’re very very sad and pathetic. Mad cause a fat guy gets nicer better pu$$y than you????
He certainly isn’t gay… Large yes, mean sometimes yes, pays too much attention to model-like girls yes, self centered yes, vain yes, I can tell you for a fact, gay… NO
Shh!!! is right, he actually believes he’s god’s gift to women. Tequila u fail to mention that he doesn’t get pu$$y from the girls he hangs with. They only do so cause they feel comfortable around a fat unattractive guy who they don’t have to worry about. And the detroit ken name is true. He’s delusional like every other dirty celeb, we need to make him a celeb!
FUNNY!!! TOO FUNNY!!! Say what you want about the ladies in this posting, fact is they’re known ALL OVER DETROIT. Marque and Jenn are nice, BANGING chicks that look better than 99.9% the bar rats here in Detroit. Why don’t you lazy dorks write about people that actually care. They’ve heard all this ranting garbage before. Marque has been in playboy twice you ignorant dummys. Ryan’s also an aquantance of mine, never got the f*g vibe and can tell you he’s not paying them to hang out w/ him either… GROW UP!!!!!
Saying these chicks look better than 99.9% of the “bar rats” in Detroit isn’t saying much. Detroit has nothing but ghetto trash anyway. Take these chicks to LA and they are at the bottom… They would probably be confused with any number of trannies that hang by the Tomkat on Santa Monica Blvd.
Shh!!! is right, he actually believes he’s god’s gift to women. Tequila u fail to mention that he doesn’t get pu$$y from the girls he hangs with. They only do so cause they feel comfortable around a fat unattractive guy who they don’t have to worry about. Wow you guys are getting bottles in detroit? Ballers! Get a clue losers! And the detroit ken name is true. He’s delusional like every other dirty celeb, we need to make him a celeb!
ICCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK how typical of Detroit trash Makes me sick. LOVE U JEN JEN, RY, MARQUEE, AND MEL!!!! MISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How the hell do you know who this fat boy’s sleeping with???? Sounds like you are paying him too much attention. Those girls are BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
We’ve got love for you in Chicago Ryan!! ; ) Your friends are so pretty too!! Brush the haters off!! Hope to see you soon.
I know sooo many guys that have hit these washed up b*tches. UN WIFEABLE
CK since your trying waaaay to hard to sound smarter than you actually are, it would help if you could at least spell – IDIOT. Like it was already said burn it down and start over. CK you are just as much a loser as the next due to the fact you took time out of your day to “hide behind your computer” too. Gosh your dumb. Big ups to the detroit area schools making the rest of the world feel smart.
Funny that you jokes think that Ryan pays for these girls when they’re the ones paying him to hang out! Keep on PIMPing Ryan!
Can’t wait to see U HATERS in court ! LMFAO We made police reports and the cops WILL be getting your IP ADDRESS’ ( will give your name, address, ect.) so keep hating cuz we bout to get PAID! This is a LAWSUIT u dumb ass haters who wanted to post a comments hope u have enough money for GOOD ATTORNEYS cuz u gonna need one, Its time for US to get the LAST LOL!
Mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
the girl on the right is a stripper at penthouse on 8 mile shes like 45 years old and STILLL stripping.. if u see her in person she looks like frenchie from rock of love..
That girl on the right is 26 you dumb hater and you wish you had her body and looks & money. Why don’t you post your name since your soooooooooo obsessed with these girls! LOL can’t wait til the Michigan State Police track your IP ADDRESS cuz your about to get arressted for Defamation of Character and a huge LAWSUIT! Wait til your pic gets posted its only a matter of time the COPS will be giving there attorneys your full name along with your HOME address cuz your IP ADDRESS is linked dumb hoe. Laugh now Promise u will be crying later ! These are friends of mine & you seem to be a lil JEALOUS but they will getcha!
you cant get arrested for defamation, seeing as thats tort law and not criminal. nice try though idiot.
That girl on the right is 26 you dumb hater and you wish you had her body and looks & money. Why don’t you post your name since your soooooooooo obsessed with these girls! LOL can’t wait til the Michigan State Police track your IP ADDRESS cuz your about to get arressted for Defamation of Character and a huge LAWSUIT! Wait til your pic gets posted its only a matter of time the COPS will be giving there attorneys your full name along with your HOME address cuz your IP ADDRESS is linked dumb hoe. Laugh now Promise u will be crying later ! These are friends of mine & you seem to be a lil JEALOUS but they will getcha!
The Detective’s have been investigating this matter. Not only is this a HUGE LAWSUIT against the PERSON who submitted the pic from their IP ADDRESS but also the ONES who have been so DUMB to post comments from their computers linked to their IP ADDRESS’. This website is required by law to SAVE all IP ADDRESS’. Michigan State Police have a warrent for all this info. I Promise all of these people in the PIC will get the last LOL when this goes to COURT and you all are paying attorneys and court fines and sitting in JAIL for a min of 1 year, then paying for the LAWSUITS against YOUR dumb asses. It might take some time, but the STATE has picked up this case and is working on it HARD! See you in Federal and Civil COURT. Mwahhhhhhh
defamation, being an issue of tort law and beyond the scope of criminal persecution, is now seeking jurisprudence in federal court too? you stupid f*cking hick wankster moron you make the people of detroit proud with your erroneous and baseless nonsense. thank god i leave in the suburbs because detroit is embarrasing.
even if you could sue, u’d lose.. All statements are facts. Name your price… Done deal
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lol pactards.. backpedaling? get your heads out of your mama’s ass. mayweather is going to **** that egotistical filipino up. if he struggled against marquez, i can only imagine what money is going to do
i feel sorry for marquez..he was screwed. he fought the smarter fight, he was in complete control. ok, you say pacquiao landed more punches, but he missed way more too. if you are going to bring up compubox numbers, whats the point of having three judges? marquez clearly won 7 rounds to 5. flips dont know shit about boxing. biased gay ass mo-fos. and i like how none of you mention how pacman was intentionally stepping on JMM foot all night..talk about desperation. even roach told him he was losing the fight.
lmfaoooooo the girl on the right looks likes a trannnnyyyy eww gross
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