Hammerhead Shark

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, So this little sk*nk (Courtney), and I mean little as in she looks like a 12 year old boy who hasn’t hit puberty and has eyes like a hammer-head shark/owl on opposite sides of her face, would get on every guy (single or not) and beg for attention. She thinks she’s hot sh*t and it gets on my last nerve– blast the alien.

I’m just confused on why she thinks she is hot? Most guys I know don’t really have a thing for girls who wear padded bras and have double chins.- nik