**Update** Joyce Is For Winners


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dallas club war is getting pretty heated.  John has been 86′d from Suite for life and now his actions have taken a direct hit on his club Joyce.  They are very unprofessional obviously and John made sure that he made it known.  I give Joyce 6 more months to live.

Who wants to go to a place with black lights anyway?  Is it 90′s college night every weekend at Joyce.- nik

Also See: Dallas Club Wars

**Update:  Statement from Sam at Wish Ultra Lounge

These clubs in Dallas come and go, but Wish has successfully been the staple of the nightlife here.  Both Suite and Joyce have there pros and cons.  I personally have respect for everyone in the industry, but I do think the statements John Reardon made were very unprofessional.  That being said everyone come to Wish where we are drama free and you can actually see the person you go home with. lol


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  1. June 23, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    Anonymous says:

    BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH

    Reply to Anonymous
    • June 23, 2009 at 8:37 pm

      The Bank says:

      Why is nobody talking about the bank lounge? They are being reviewed on by the Liquor board for serving minors.

      Reply to The Bank
      • June 24, 2009 at 8:00 pm

        hmmmmm says:

        well the bank is a better caliber then wish,joyce, or suite. I really used to like suite, Now I have my doubts about it, definitely gone down hill and tried to replace the lost crowd with a lesser caliber. Now as for wish that place has always been a a bang up 18 yr old joint. I really cant recall ever having a great time there. Joyce was a very popping spot but like all good things do it has come to a end, just like it has for suite…. funny thing about this who is gonna have the cash to keep their establishment a float longer… lol pride is on the line now boys!

        Reply to hmmmmm
  2. June 23, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    AW says:

    this is going to far

    Reply to AW
  3. June 23, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    Medium Pimpin (I be hittin all the spots she aint no was there) says:

    just a couple of douche’s arguing, nothing to see here.

    Reply to Medium Pimpin (I be hittin all the spots she aint no was there)
    • June 24, 2009 at 6:47 pm

      what the hell says:

      NIk must have ownership in this god forsaken Dallas clubs, regulate these to Dallas Nik and leave the rest of us out of it.

      Reply to what the hell
    • June 24, 2009 at 5:56 am

      DJ the real one says:

      I agree, who the hell cares and why is Nik wasting server space on some stupid “war” no one outside DFW even cares about?

      Reply to DJ the real one
  4. June 23, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    the truth says:

    Im a guy. and me and john have hooked up before.

    Reply to the truth
  5. June 23, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    SEG says:

    Joyce sucks… Suite is way better!

    Reply to SEG
  6. June 23, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    just the facts! says:

    john may be a HUGE douchebag…but at least the girls he hooks up with are 18!!
    not a child molestor like the suite owner!!!!!!

    Reply to just the facts!
  7. June 23, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    HA HA SO FUNNY says:

    SUITE IS A SAD STORY. IT USED TO BE THE BEST CLUB IN DALLAS, THEN MATT LEFT, AND THE NEW OWNERS REPLACED HIM WITH TWO PROMOTERS WHO COULDNT GET GIGS ANYWHERE ELSE! THEY TRIED, BUT EVERYONE TURNED THEM DOWN.
    SAD SAD.

    Reply to HA HA SO FUNNY
  8. June 23, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    the real joke says:

    b hays & skinny. thats the names these guys actually go by! go back to your 18 and up spots your f*cking losers.

    Reply to the real joke
    • June 23, 2009 at 8:00 pm

      Industry says:

      John don’t be bitter that your club is failing and Suite is over capacity every weekend.

      Reply to Industry
  9. June 23, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    Dirty D says:

    ITS GOOD THAT JOYCE IS CLOSING….HE CAN STAY HOME AND TAKE CARE OF HIS KID.

    Reply to Dirty D
  10. June 23, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    The Jesus says:

    I hope you are all proud of your sinful and angry comments. Let us all drink from the same cup and eat from the same bowl. For i know much and i know i would never go to JOYCE. I know all and i know that place sucks. As for Suite… well let’s just say i will drink my wine over there. Trust me, my loyal followers.

    Reply to The Jesus
  11. June 23, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    WTF says:

    how is everyone overlooking that the owner of SUITE is a CHILE MOLESTOR!! HE WAS BUSTED ON TO CATCH A PREDATOR!!
    WTFFFFF!!!
    NO ONE CARES!!
    DONT SPEND YOUR MONEY THERE!!!!

    Reply to WTF
  12. June 23, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    El Gato says:

    Most places in the US Suck, Mexico is a NO NONSENSE venue.

    Reply to El Gato
    • June 24, 2009 at 10:58 am

      Ironic says:

      Right. Nothing more happening than going to a mexico club and having a guy with a whistle in his mouth try and pour watered down tequila in your mouth from a plastic bottle while spinning your chair. Sign me up…………

      Reply to Ironic
    • June 23, 2009 at 8:33 pm

      Asim Sheikh says:

      Everyone chill out. I am a professional in this town and we all know Suite is the better club. Access Dallas 4 life!

      Reply to Asim Sheikh
  13. June 23, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    over capacity? says:

    when has suite ever been over capacity?? they give free bottles away to 18 year olds and ghetto ass groups to fill space. you guys are way over your head, shouda stuck to greenville.

    Reply to over capacity?
    • June 23, 2009 at 10:13 pm

      question says:

      how can they give away free bottles to 18 yr olds? Everytime I’ve ever been they have cops at the door…

      Reply to question
  14. June 24, 2009 at 2:29 am

    DJ the real one says:

    Maybe Cinny B!tch can help. After all he thinks DFW is the Dallas Fort Worth regional area and is looking to expand his so called empire!

    Reply to DJ the real one
  15. June 24, 2009 at 2:54 am

    football says:

    thanks
    SUPER !

    Reply to football
  16. June 24, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    Johnny Utah says:

    the only good thing about either of these joints is the sl*tty tail running around both of them….easier to close than an open window…oh, and door guys are for the gays

    Reply to Johnny Utah
  17. June 24, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    Joey Spidersides says:

    Joyce’s drinks are overpriced and underpoured. Crowd is always so-so.

    Reply to Joey Spidersides
  18. June 24, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Wish?…..Give me a break!! It hasn’t been good since it was called Drama Room

    Reply to Anonymous
  19. June 24, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    k says:

    Wish?…..Give me a break!! It hasn’t been good since it was called Drama Room

    Reply to k
  20. June 24, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    WISH-ish says:

    Sam and his Dad are double dating douche bags who bang the same ugly beat chicks! Wish?? I wish they’d start over as a teen club. The crowd fits and the owners could finally score some fresh ass!

    Reply to WISH-ish
  21. June 24, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    sammy says:

    Wish is horrible, and overrated. Suite has and always will be ghetto, the Bank is a joke, Joyce is overpriced and is never full, Plush is also extremely overpriced…pretty much every “nightclub” is a joke in Dallas.

    Reply to sammy
    • June 26, 2009 at 10:36 pm

      uptown says:

      i second that………downtown dallas and their “clubs” are T-R-A-S-H! its kinda sad suite has to even be associated with being in such a nice part of dallas, for such a dumpy ass club. Oh and p.s. sam you look like a fat cracked out osama bin laden i think every time that i see you and your musty sweaty curry lard ass, I throw up in my mouth. Like who sits on their phone at a club and updates their twitter and facebook talking about ‘OMG!!! WISH IS POPPING! WHERE ARE YOU??” obviously no one is there because your club sucks, you suck. be for real. ugh dallas is so disgusting.

      Reply to uptown
  22. June 24, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    SHUT UP SAM says:

    SHUT UP SAM. YOURE FAT!!!!!!

    Reply to SHUT UP SAM
  23. June 24, 2009 at 7:28 pm

    a n g e L says:

    Wish is properly named.. everytime you go there you WISH you were somewhere else!! I know i do!

    Funny they say they are Drama-Free when ironically the name of the club prior to Wish was ‘DRAMA’..true story.

    Reply to a n g e L
  24. June 24, 2009 at 10:26 pm

    fat sam s. says:

    Ive had sex with sam. im a guy. his greasy body lubes me.

    Reply to fat sam s.
  25. June 25, 2009 at 1:38 am

    Kiki says:

    nothing like a little shameless self promotion. wish is lame. too small. just one bar. way too many people try to cram into that place & they normally aren’t quality people.

    Reply to Kiki
  26. June 25, 2009 at 4:11 am

    Owner of Suite says:

    Just wanted to state, yea we may have an off Ghetto crowd, but I must do all I can to pay for legal fees from all the child molestation charges. So I invite you to come out and support us so that I can pay my lawyers and f#%^ some more kids. Thanks to all the Dallas people that come out to Suite. The more people that come out, the more I can abuse children.

    Reply to Owner of Suite
    • June 27, 2009 at 2:48 am

      too funny!!!!! says:

      This 4 a.m. post is too funny! This sounds bad but it really makes me want to go there so much more. Because the guys are obviously making a joke about this ridiculous arguement. I went there last Friday night and had a BLAST! Suite is by far the BEST club in Dallas. Love you Skinny and Brandon and PHILLIP!

      Reply to too funny!!!!!
  27. June 25, 2009 at 8:18 am

    Blue says:

    Suite – had a good run, but it’s done. Too much bad press. Time for a makeover.
    Joyce – like Suite it had it’s moment, but time to redesign and rebrand. Even the upstairs deck won’t save this place.
    The Bank – Ha. Won’t make it to Christmas.
    Kinki – Cool-ass club, but the guy-to-girl ratio is horrible. It’s like 9 to 1.
    Wish – Same beat faces every week.
    PM – Nice club but too small to be THE dallas hot spot.
    Ghostbar – Old tourist.

    Until the club scene improves, I say f*ck it and just get wasted at the loon or some other dirty dive bar.

    Reply to Blue
    • June 25, 2009 at 11:09 am

      you my boy blue says:

      couldn’t have said it better myself! It’s the douchebags and wh*res that are posted on sites like these that make me avoid going to the clubs. Besides…..doesn’t anyone have anything better to do than to go to these places EVERY weekend? I’d get bored with the places too!

      Reply to you my boy blue
  28. June 25, 2009 at 10:46 am

    wish sucks says:

    Sam is a greasy persian douche bag, chicks there are sooo beat… and your club is always empty.. I would not pay anyone to even stop by there…. can’t believe he had balls to even stick his underage club name there… only hot chick that ever worked there left for Austin….

    Reply to wish sucks
  29. June 25, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    Packeye says:

    Wish is as dark as Suite most nights and I am not referring to the lighting.

    Reply to Packeye
  30. June 25, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    The Jesus says:

    Come on guys… what would i do?

    you guess it… Go to where the bartenders are good… owners are only part of the game folks. Bartenders make me have a good night by how well they serve

    Reply to The Jesus
  31. June 25, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    hmm says:

    sam, sam, sam, why go so low as to get involved with this petty “war” and promote wish? do you really want to be associated with this trashy drama? really?

    Reply to hmm
  32. June 25, 2009 at 9:46 pm

    Breaking News says:

    The owner of Suite just bought Neverland Ranch. Dallas, rest easy…this child molestor will be out of our city soon.

    Reply to Breaking News
  33. June 29, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    AWw says:

    there was a major asian invasian at joyce on sat barf

    Reply to AWw
  34. July 1, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    EPIPHANY says:

    I THINK KELLI D SHOULD OPEN A CLUB. DESPITE THE HATERS, AS LONG AS SHE CAN FIND SOME DEPENDABLE PEOPLE TO RUN IT, IT WOULD BE ‘thebomb.com’….hmmm i’m going to patent that name right now, since it would be an awesome name and everyone would already know who runs it since that’s her quote. ta daaa problem solved

    Reply to EPIPHANY

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