Left Eye Loves Squareboobs
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I know your Favorite Ashely from the Bad Girls club is finally making her way to becoming a Dirty Celeb. Pretty Overdue if you ask me!! She is so full of her self and thinks she is amazing with her pounds of Makeup! She is on my MySpace and I start laughing to see who she was dating now. YOURs Truly CRAZY EYES Joey!! HA HA Are you kidding. Dumb and Dumber are officially together. here is a picture she has on her site of them, this is her favorite so she says. She even has an album dedicated for just them name JOELEY!! Thats Almost as stupid as her attempts to be Sexy. Im sure by this put your vomitting a lil in your mouth, but Arent they Just the best looking couple Nik??
PS: I wonder if that Extreme Hack Refund she has makes it Easier for Crazy Eyes to See. Hopefully they can make enough money to get him some new pants Im over seeing his raggedy jeans all Screwed up and ripped at the bottoms. JOEY THATS WHY THEY MAKE JEANS FOR SHORT MEN, STOPT TRYING TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR LACK OF …………………………………….. EVERYTHING!
According to your votes. I will name her “Loptimus Prime”.- nik
Joey does roids because he has a small penis….I decided.
How about id we vote on name for the a-ss-ole that supposedly runs this site. Let’s see – how about Come-out-of-the closet-nic, or maybe Pencil Arms. We could name him Dances with Gays or just Tiny nic with the tiny dic. What’s your vote?
I like that the person who submitted this either doesn’t know what the term “yours truly” means or is calling himself Crazy Eyes Joey. Then he goes on to call both subject of the email stupid over and over again. Careful with those common expressions, retard, they can be dangerous if used incorrectly.
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The look like a hot couple to me…
Tip: Get envy and hate out of you life…love/accept everyone and you will be loved 10x back…
i wish kala kc would have beat her dumba$$…….. the only reason she was talkin sh*t was cause there were security protecting her………blast this b*tch from WASHANITON (as kala would say) lol……..ashley is a dumb sl*t tho
Please tell me this is a joke.
did she eat her up?
to me it just looks like they are just putting on an act.
this isnt really real.
ShripDick will end up smacking her around.
For all of you who go on this site and hate on people. Obviously she is hot enough to be a dirty celeb. And where are you? What are you doing with your life? She has a job, a damn good one thank you!
So really lets think about this..
there are ugly dirty celebs. your argument is not valid. you= FAIL
Pucker is a dirty celeb, so if you want to say that she is pretty enough to be, then you are comparing her with Pucker and I have nothing else nice to say about that, and for a job, she doesn’t even work! She runs around state to state making “special” reality celeb appearances and last time I checked she should be groveling @ Nik’s feet for making her a dirty celeb because without this, she is quickly forgotten.
“She has a damn good job?”<— Hey ashley, stop pretending that isn’t you! You work at a hair cutting place. That isn’t the kind of job that will pay your bills and make you a nice fat pile of money to retire early. The only thing that is retired is your looks. Nice chattin with you, crooked t*ts.
Question? Do you pay someone to cut your hair? Does your Mother or Father pay someone to cut their hair?
If your answer is no A. They are either a hippy or homeless B. Know someone who makes their income as a hairstylist and is nice enough to do it for free C. They own a Flowbee from the 1980′s.
Bottom line is, people pay to get their haircut, probably always will. Sounds like a pretty stable job to me.
cut my hair with a flowbee. Oh yes!
yes but their are PLENTY of hairdressers in the world…and most of them suck…we don’t need anymore…
She used to cut my hair. It always ended up lop sided like her boobs. I’m glad she quit cutting hair at Tight Cuts.
envy is one of the 7 deadly sins……get off this guys nuts
I hope someone washed that light poll. Seattle smells like fish as it is.
seattle don’t smell like fish, that would be Ashley’s va_ja_jay* wide open, with no panties. she smells all the way down in Tacoma, that’s why they named it “the aroma of Tacoma”…..don’t blame the city of Seattle.
Look, I am all for making fun of people, but whoever put her on blast this time need’s to learn how to spell. Horrible punctuation, too. What are you, 17 year’s old? It really show’s your mature level which is NONE. If you don’t like her, why you so obsessed with her? That’s right, I said OBSESSED!
Not to nit pick or anything, but there is no apostrophe in the word “years” and also not in “shows.” If you are going to criticize someone else’s grammatical errors then you should check your own first.
I want a re-vote, something was fishy with the voting. Sea Tranny was up at the end mostly and then Loptimus prime got 200 votes then all the sudden the polls closed.
loptimus prime is was better than sea tranny.
clearly she is a very beautiful girl. the only thing bad about her is she knows it.
don’t forget about her square boobs! Also, anyone who spends 4 hours to get ready and wears 10lbs of makeup can be pretty. Haven’t you ever seen a man in drag? They actually look more femme than her too!!! LOL!!!
She is sooooooooooooo thick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What???? Are you serious, she soooo dope:)
Sea Tranny is the best name. I think the user who made up Loptimus Prime is the one who voted a trillion times over and over again. Not fair, i dont even like that name.
i made up that name. and whoever made up sea tranny is probably a douchebag that would post a comment b*tching about how much they suck at life and making up names for dirty women with shimmish features and lopsided boobs. seattle is for the gays and loptimus prime is beat. go suck a gregs son. wocka wocka wocka
According to the pic on the right, they both just got out of a telemarketing orientation. I think P-Nazi got them the job.
go on surrealchicago and look at RACK-COON’s new picture with her 50 year old sugar dadddy!!
She’s fat. Straight up.
Loptimus prime, Colin Farrel, George Jetson and wocka wocka wocka, dude you need to step away from the t.v. and computer, lose some weight and maybe just maybe you can get some ass.
Is it just me, or do 90% of these posts make NO SENSE AT ALL? I just attempted to read through all of the posts and it was extremely difficult to make sense of any. Maybe you guys should stay off thedity.com and read a book?
the b*tch is fat. did that get through???
Yeah, he is right. If you just stick to the basics the posts are easy to follow.
Yes. Sooo fat. NOT even passable in the curvy womanly pleasantly plump way.
She looks nasty.
Gym member STAT, please.
Her friends are ugly too.
Trashtastic representation of Seattle.
HAHA.
So fat.
She does not look good AT ALL.
And people are saying she spends hours getting ready? Sad.
Unsuccessful attempts.
She loves the purple crayon
trash traasshhhhh trashhhhhhhhhhhhhh. TRASH
I’m really let down that this is what we have representing seattle. Gross.
you guys are mean, this is why girls become anorhexic (sp) ? From people like you calling them “fat”. She is a very pretty girl, I would really love to see what most of u behind the computer screens look like. Lets put you on blast and pick apart everything wrong with you. Grow up people, its not nice to judge.
Then why are you even on this site?
So she can judge us
Haha you idiots