Mary Cherry The Next Jessica Burciaga?
Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty, Would You? | June 4th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Mary Cherry is a GO GO / Myspace model many of the promoters in LA and OC say she is the prettiest go go since Jess Burciaga retired her boots to become a playmate, so now everyone is telling Mary she is the next big thing, Nik would you and do you think she is the Next Jess or the next failed myspacemodel?
Answer: No Greg, she became a failed MySpace Model the day she was born. What are those tennis balls? Jessica sh*ts on this chick… are you kidding?






Niksaclosetqueer says:
She looks good for a 5 out of 10 bar [remove] .
to Niksaclosetqueer.... says:
Oh. I know this chick. She used to be really fat. Then she got a boob job, started hitting the gym non-stop, got extensions, then dumped her boyfriend b/c all of a sudden she thought she was too good for him. HAhaha!
to ....She’s still short and stubby. And she always makes this retarded faces when “modeling” with her mouth open. I know she had ti send this in b/c she thinks she is the most beautiful girl on the planet. Too bad she only looks nice to the beaners at the clubs she dances at…and thy’er drunk! Lol. Chick is a loser for sure.
YUP says:
i know her too…went to high school with her… i have lots to say about her, she’s a lame and a sl*t. she’s always acted like she’s the sh*t but just smells like it!!! she went to gl*dstone high in covina, ca and is nothing but a rude bitch who everyone laughed at!
to YUPMeh says:
Mary’s hot, for sure.
That said, she’s NOWHERE near Je$$’s caliber. At all. Like u said she takes craps on Mary LOL.
Mary if u r reading please close ur annoying small mouth. thx.
to MehJD says:
You might think you know this chick but you don’t. If you think she was fat before her boobs she would not look like they squeezed grapefruits into a chest cavity that has never seen 120lbs. Trust me the extra skin would have suffice. I am not a doctor I just play one on T.V.
to JDWOPNESS (REAL DEAL LIKE HOLYFEILD) says:
Id murk the ever-loving sh!t out of her
to WOPNESS (REAL DEAL LIKE HOLYFEILD)youmissedtheknifeintheboot says:
umh……can you say lazy eye and 35?
to youmissedtheknifeinthebootSH69 says:
Is this chick seriously proud to be a go-go dancer? HA! Look at those bowling balls! Cheap sl*t!
to SH69ODOG says:
Jessica Burciaga the hottest woman ever!
to ODOGYUP says:
LAME B*TCH FROM MY HIGH SCHOOL
to YUPHahaha says:
All you people are haters. Fans of Mary obviously if you are on here writing anything about her. To the “smart” person who wrote…”she was fat. got a boob job THEN hit the gym.” you obviously dont know how the human body works, or would look if that were the case. haha. loser.
She has always been fit. Best damn vball player on the team. Ha. I bet you wouldnt say it to her face.or I bet you’re uglier than her or if ur a male….SHE NEVER GAVE YOU A CHANCE. hahahaha.
to HahahaHAHAHA Back says:
I disagree she was a lameo….have you seen the pictures of her banging her boyfriend on-line? Looks like she took them too, dumb brad
to HAHAHA Back626baby says:
Mary is a stupid skank that f*cks whatever comes her way. She’s not fat but her photos are photoshoped for sure. he face is so ugly & she is always breaking out…it’s sooooo nasty. She recycles underwear. She is as fake as it gets….she goes through “friends” like toilet paper. Oh, did i forget to mention that she has been on the 20 year plan at a JC….? she’s as dumb as it gets…nasty ass feet, face & pussy im sure.
to 626babyImInLAbitch says:
People need to stop using photoshop… i know this girl from high school…. and she doesnt look like this… she has really bad acne.. its disgusting!!! and on top of that, her attitude makes her uglier… i had never met any one as rude as her… she needs to take the dick out of her ass… I can picture her know… with all this attention she’s getting.. probably acting more like a BITCH!!!!
to ImInLAbitchhana says:
HAHAHAH ALL U F*KKKKKEEEEEEEEEN *OOEE HATERS THAT R DISIN PLATINUM/MARY CHERY!!!
to hanaARE PLAIN AND SIMPLY JEEEELOUS THATS SHE AND RAY MADE OUT HER HE SAID SHEIS SUPPER SSEXY NATURALL AND HOT AND WAS REALLY A VERY DOWN TO EARTH SWEET QUIT GIRL!!!
YOU GUYS JUST HAVE NO LIFE WRITING NASTY HELLA COMMENTS WOWWW BIG DEAL YOU WENT TO SKEWL WITH EHR UR JUST JELOUS OF HER MODELING!!!
AND I CAN PROOOV THE FAKE *SSS LAMMME FOE DAT SED SHE WAS FAT IS A JEELLOUS LIYER SHE WAS ALWAYS IN SHAPE!!!! HAHAHAHH JELOUS SUKKKERS
prime rib says:
I went to h.s. with Jessica and she was a little orange and over tanned and had short blondish hair, and not as fit as she is now but she was a sweet girl and not at all stuck up. She is beautiful inside and out. This here girl sounds like a biotch (from what previous h.s. mates have stated) and Jessica doesn’t have implants or anything done to her face. This girl may need something done to her tiny mouth or lips and a nose job and better hair cut. Not cute.
to prime ribprime rib says:
no!!
to prime ribhotter than Mary says:
Mary is the typical girl that gets a boob job and suddenly thinks they’re hot sht!! She’s so concieted to the point that I’m almost embarrassed for her. I have worked with her many times before and shes sucks as a model (only has one face, come on! zoolander had 5 different faces!) and she’s always fat and her face is always broken out. You want to make it as a model? start taking care of your fat, flat ass, your stumpy legs, and your square manly torso! then try to be legit…with that said she could never EVER touch Jessica Burciaga! There’s a reason why she’s a playmate and Mary isn’t even a “myspace model”
to hotter than Mary