No Head For You


No head for you

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it appears that these women may not indulge in any sort of oral stimulation. Despite that minor issue, I have to ask, would you? Or is “did you” a more appropriate question given your heritage. I think the one on the left looks like your type.

Answer:  No… anyone who knows me understands that Iranians are not my style.  I actually get really dizzy and pretend to pass out around sandies so I don’t have to stick it in.  Also, how the hell did they sneak in Sharpie markers into the mother land?


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  1. June 24, 2009 at 5:42 am

    monkeyboy says:

    it is really surprising to see liberals in America care for someone besides themselves….i guess it is know considered cool to know what is going on in the world instead of just blaming Bush for everything.

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    • June 24, 2009 at 8:22 am

      haha says:

      Right…you neocons are some real altruists. Is it also cool to misspell a monosyllabic word that only has three letters in it?

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  2. June 24, 2009 at 8:09 am

    supernatural says:

    Nik, I know you’re trying to be cute with the “Sharpies” comment. I hate to break it to you, but that is tape. Nice try.

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  3. June 24, 2009 at 8:25 am

    St. Mike says:

    Wow, Nik. For a guy who makes fun of people for being “touched in the knee,” you sure do reveal a lot of daddy issues. You’re up there with Clarence Thomas as far as self-loathing ethnic sellouts go.

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    • June 24, 2009 at 11:11 am

      Wet Anus says:

      Ill try this one last time for all you morons. Nik Ritchie is A R M E N I A N. Hope this helps, ps niks people HATTTTTTTEEEEEE muslims (turks in particular) more than I hate blacks, he makes me look like a civil rights activist.

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      • June 24, 2009 at 11:57 am

        St. Mike says:

        Let me try one for you…there are more A*R*M*3*N*1*A*N*Z in Iran than in Noah’s parking lot. And yes, they hate Muslims, as do most of the “Persians” living in the U.S. Based on Nik’s comments and the migration history of his people, it’s safe to assume he has some past connection to Iran. Besides the geography lesson you’ve taken from Prof. Obvious’s encyclopedia, there’s really nothing worth responding to in your dumb ass comment.

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      • June 24, 2009 at 12:12 pm

        Wet Anus says:

        Their are between 350000 to 500,000 armen*ans in iran of a population of 70 million. That is not a large number you fool. 2) Nik was born in the toxic waste land of New Jersey than moved to orange county so his migration is throughout the US never been to IRAn.Its safe to assume your a moron.

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      • June 25, 2009 at 5:49 am

        D.G.A.F says:

        turks hate arm*nians…they’re p*ssy just like you Bleached Anus

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      • June 25, 2009 at 10:25 am

        Wet Anus says:

        I know your black and a moron, but what happened to the armen*ans was a genocide, but they did fight back, speaking of pu*sies while you blacks were our slaves in america and salaves to the british in south africa NONE of you every fought back. Blacks are the biggest pus*y race of them all and if you want Ill post 400 accounts of why thats true. You want to get into it? Read about the irish, british, germans, greeks, romans, americans etc etc etc we fight and we WIN. You blacks just take it. I am your white master dgaf and that will not change on thedirty.

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