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Posted in Seattle, Would You? | June 2nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl talks on and on about she’s some kind of fitness model??? Her forehead has wrinkles like she’s 45 but she’s really 23… maybe it comes from smoking a pack of day and getting passed around in her tiny Central Washington town like she’s the flu. Her +2s are in collections and she gets paid minimum wage to flaunt her gut at a coffee stand…. but still… “every guy wants her” LMAO…. so nik, Would youuuu?
Answer: No, she is lying she is too fat to be a fitness model, and it looks like the 80′s attacked her.- nik
Mary says:
Love the cigarette in her hand. That’s so classy
to Marybeautiful nightmare says:
ha ha ha. it’s about time this sk*nk was put on blast on here. bleach blond and a botched +2 job in this town will only get you miles of dick one inch at a time. no one believes your actually a model you bottle rat.
to beautiful nightmarek says:
Get a life…
to kLMAO says:
miles of dick…one inch at a time. I’m laughing so hard right now that was beautiful
to LMAOSooooooo True says:
Not To Mention The Herpes She’s Spreading Like Wild Fire!!!
to Sooooooo Truef*cked up says:
Who are you people to judge anyone? Get a life and get off this shi* and find something better to do with your time….
to f*cked upjessica says:
Lmao,I think its so funny that you all have nothing better to do then to post things that are not true about someone on a fake ass website! I would love to see whoever did this to say it to my face!
to jessicaRaelynn says:
this sh*t is not true!! you f*ckin dumb asses are just jealous you dont look like her!! get a f*ckin life
to RaelynnCheryl says:
You guys are a bunch of F%^&*n IDIOTS! Have you no F%^&*(N Life? that this is what you do? First of all she doesn’t make minimum wage, shes not a wh*re, and her boobs are F%^$#N Paid for! So until you get the facts, shut the F^&K Up! You people really must be sooo jealous of her, its SICK!
to CherylMissy says:
Actually, She makes about 25-35 dollars an hour, so put that in your F^&%$N Pipe and smoke it Bitches!
to Missyeli says:
to who ever posted this blog to begin with, and subsequenlty the next few commenters. If your truly so offended that jessica as you put it “goes on and on” about how she is a fitness model, you have obviously heard her speak of it why wouldn’t you say it to her. Do you know how jealousy sophomoric it makes you look to take the time out of your day to find, in what your mind is a less then appealing picture, and write spiteful things under a name that alows you to retain your annonymity. Then to end it with “but still every guy wants her.” The underlying problem and the source of all this anger is in that statement. Because if they all want her, they are not wanting you. Although this may put a damper on her day believe me your comments are not going to get break her or get her to stop modeling. Jessica is one of the strongest people i know because of all the hardships that she has been through in her life. Its funny that you wrote all these mean things yet i feel sorry for you. So tommorow look yourself in the mirror and repeat after me. “im good enough, im smart enough, and doggonit people like me.” Then go get a self cofidence book and a make over and we’ll see if we cant turn that frown upside down.
to eli