P-Nazi Is Back On The Juice
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m not sure if you have heard, but word on the street is that pnazi is injecting himself with a cocktail of steroids daily to be in “pool shape”. Isn’t there something seriously wrong with your life when your only focus is Rehab and the Mondrian?
Are you sure because I heard you can look like that if you don’t eat carbs.- nik
I’m sure he guzzles plenty of protein.
This moron’s probably sterile by now and his nut sack has all but vanished.
society cannot be that lucky.
Wow he is looking good though
dont eat carbs and you’ll never get big
By the looks of it, his legs are pretty twiggy. Definitely a sign of a roided retard.
u forgot to call him p nazi in the flesh, kids such a douchbag he likes to beat up chicks cuz they won’t date his chump a$$
looks like a douche nozzle who gets his protein straight from the pipe
Zebra print…..NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!
This guy is a joke, he has no friends, the people who hang with him say they do because it is literally and I quote a “friend” of his at the Mondrian “its like watching a retarded chimpanzee trying to eat peanut butter, he has no concept of what business is, no education, no sense of style, and he is the definition of a loser”. I saw him wearing that “I am so iron cross- tattoo-unique guy bandanna thing, don’t you have to pull it right above your eyes to look cool? Have you heard of his “Business” another start up lifestyle website thingy with you know etc…, cant wait to see what a pile of shi*t he will be in 10 years. His dad keeps giving him money to live and try his start-ups…you know why, it is not because he is spoiling him, but because he is so ashamed to have such a dumb fu*kup as a son that hopefully with all the money he is giving Steve that someday he will accomplish something, so at dinners and talking to friends, his dad doesn’t have to feel like a piece of sh*it as well. I am surprised his dad still gives him money after the rumor of 2 extreme DUI’s in one week. Can you say enabler?
Roids or not. That guy is ripped.
“do you know where the weight room is”
Pnazi is always at the gym around the same time I am and to be honest he looks a lot bigger in pictures than he does in real life.
Turd Burglar for sure.
“roids or not he is ripped I see no six pack and a “ripped” arm. I have seen him at LA fitness and he is bloated with water weight, look at how fugly his face is! Checklist: his hair is thinning BAD, he has genital herpes/warts, HPV, and any dumb guy or girl who plans on hooking up with him should know this. Every time I see him at a bar he cant shut up about some stupid website he is building, um that has been the last year according to my calculations. His ex-girlfriend Katie tells her fellow bodybuilding shemales, which in turn told me, that she would make him wear a rubber plus something else on his bal*s and stomach to prevent any part of that area from touching her! If that doesn’t say enough about how cool P-Nazi is, what will. Guy is a super douche.
p is not taking any steroids of any kind and he looks great!
yes and Steve broke up with Katie because she found out she got mouth herpes from blowing two guys at once in the bathroom at ACME!! She told P after he came back from a vacation! He dumped her and they never spoke again! She needs to stop calling him when shes drunk!
(look for the break out on her lips from time to time)
Steve,
I miss you so much. I miss when you had to put a doctors latex hand glove over your twig and berries so that i didnt contract your toad bumps.I miss our workouts, when you would always check my oil as I was trying to squat 400 lbs,I miss how you would always storm off into the locker room when I would bench more than you. I miss your house, you would always have male interns running around in spider man undies doing everything for you because you told them their “checks” were in the mail. I miss how you instructed one of the interns to buy dry ice and attempt to burn off your toad bumps on your scrotum and taint. I did blow those two boys at ACME, the back of my throat is still sore from that night. I promise I wont tell anyone that you crapped yourself once when you were trying to do pilates in the living room. I miss when you crashed your CTS and got two dui’s and you called me saying “my daddy is going to kill me.” I miss how I thought you were a baller at first, and now I know that you aint worth as much as the turds in my toilet.
Shes not a gym sl*t but i will say if your a hot gym dude you can pretty much count on her being down.
Hippo – you ever see when his ex GF walked out of LA Fitness from the locker room to the parking lot with just a bikini on? funniest thing ever.
Here it is,and I am only going to say this one time. If you talk smack on Pnazi to his face, he will drop you. When I say drop you, I mean he will split your pathetic loser skull wide open. Peoples got lots of balls to run their mouth on the net, but Id like to see someone say it to Pnazi’s face.
If you challenge him, I am one phone call away. I am 6’6″, black as night, and carry brass knuckles in my left pocket. Make my day, I will ruin yours. Out.
brass nuckles are for wussys with weak punches
Hail Victory you fckin MONKEY.
You are all f*gs… DIRTY scottsdale is wack
Seriously, is that all you guys have to talk about on here. Who cares if the guy wants to take pics of himself in pool shape. He does look better than he ever did. Oh and Hippo you are probably a fat ass-b*tch so get on the step mill and get your ass into shape and stop hating on the BODY. Cow… lift some weights while you’re at it.
It is clear from the wording that “zero juice” IS STEVE, it is funny how he says that he “looks great”. Steve has herpes/warts, HPV and no guy or girl should hook up with him. No one would defend that douche, so it makes it even more sad that he has to post to defend himself. Steve had herpes before Katie, and she never trusted P-Nazi and she never blew 2 guys at acme, and although she is a manchild, she thinks to highly of herself (nose in the air etc.., I dont know why though,she is poor, ugly and dated Steve). But she does not think too highly enough of herself to not date a doucher like P. Katie would never sleep with him without a garbage bag around his peepee (according to a her Shemale friends) because he has HPV bumps on his peck*r, had a hook shaped-di*k and never brushes his teeth (have you seen them, they are yellow/pearl looking) get some implants. Hey “yo” i have not seen her walk out of the gym with a bikini, I can imagine it looks like an ape coming out of a cave. She was bigger and in better shape that P-Nazi was! Katie never calls Steve when she is drunk she is dating much better looking and buffer guys. Steve needs to go back to Mexico and get an education. Again, steve: college drop-out, no job, losing his hair, bad breath, no style, no money, no “history of success” (katie has seen all the intern advertisement app’s he had), she says they are so funny you would die, according to her, the sheets say that he has a history of success and a graduate of the U of A, hmm dropout and has never had one cent of revenue…two DUI’s, crashed his car, has only super-cool Scottsdale broke-ass wannabee’s and start-uppers as friends, has a hook peepee, STD’s..if that is not the definition of a loser douche what his…please chime in and add to the list…I have to get back to work, I actually have a job and a degree.
Hey, if one examines closely, you can see pnazi’s baby turtle in its shell. One day P, one day those testicles will descend, and when they do, you will almost be a man. Two DUI’S? Thats rough. You will be in greater shape soon, because you will be walking everywhere you go, allow the lease miles on your caddy to slow down for a year or two. Im sure sharki will drive u around, then you can shift his stick all over the dale.
I’ve seen this douche at the gym too. A little advise for you p-nazi, you may want to work out those legs every once in awhile too.
P Nazi let me throw you some free advice. You might want to take it or at least give it a listen. You are pathetic! Dude everyone tells me your website will be a success about the time when when the gerbil in your a$$hole finally finds its way out. Quit telling people you are working late and a CEO. Going to get a Starbucks with a friend at 930pm and talking about how genius you think your idea is does not classify as working. I am sure the grey hairs on your head are piling up and all those bills your dad pays really just causes you to lose sleep at night. While I am on that subject, aren’t you like 27 now? You would think it would be embarassing that you are still suckling on your pappy’s teet. The milk needs to run dry. Except your fate. Go get a real job. Even it is working at LA Fitness and becoming another douche trainer. Got it?
I was at Rehab in Vegas this weekend and saw P. He had one of the cabanas rented out and was surrounded by those douche tattoo bandana wearing guys who were all downing his $450 bottle of Goose that his Dad obviously must have paid for. (judging from the comments above) Anyways, P stepped on a shard of glass and cut his foot wide open! His friends didn’t know and while he was hopping up and down on one foot they pushed him in the pool. The chlorine was like pouring an entire can of Morton’s on his wound. He started screaming because his foot hurt so bad, his phone was in his pocket, and his hair was now all messed up. His “friends” immediately turned on him calling him a f@g and started pouring HIS alcohol on his head just to spite him. LOL! I saw him later in the office and some old fat lady was dabbing his foot with gauze and alcohol while he was wincing in pain. What a wannabe emo attention needing turd pounder.
ahahahaa. OWNED + FAIL = LULZ
damnnnn
I think this guy went down on me at a party once, I wasn’t impressed at all
He should start looking for a new liver now, I heard it may take a year to find a match
Norsco ASU hottie –
I’m hoping I’m not the only one that saw the bikini incident but she came strolling out of the locker room and walked directly to the parking lot (the way the gym is set up you can see everyone that walks in or out) in nothing but a skimpy ass bikini. This happened about 4 months ago and the whole place just stopped and everyone was looking at each other like “is this really happening?”
Dearest Pnazi,
Please never return to our establishment. After reading the story above about you cutting your foot at Rehab, we have deemed you as a lawsuit risk and do not want you at our pool. Plus, the Herpes Simplex Type II is a serious health risk to our other patrons, and we do not want to expose them to dickrot and vagrot.
If you would like to regain admission priviledges, then you must show up in a full body biohazard suit and show your college diploma. We would also like to see Operating Statements from your business to prove you have verifiable income in case you slice your nuts open with a bottle of Goose. Also, you look like a flamingo, do some squats and calf raises you seagull. We will need to measure the diameter of your calves and hamstrings so that other customers do not drown or die of laughter and hysteria.
Lastly, if you dump in the pool again at Mondrian they wont want u there either.
Thanks,
The ValleyHo
P gives the best fellacio ever. He once made my clitoral pouch swell up to the size of grape. I swear he has a turbocharger on that tongue. Even before my sex change I have never had an orgasm like that. What a hunk of prime grade A manburger. Extra Lean.
omg thats christian woll or whatever. he is a really nice guy. from what i remember. we were both really drunk. but for the whole min and half he was awesome.
June 8th, 2009 at 9:06 pm TheValleyHoSecurity Says:
Dearest Pnazi,
Please never return to our establishment. After reading the story above about you cutting your foot at Rehab, we have deemed you as a lawsuit risk and do not want you at our pool. Plus, the Herpes Simplex Type II is a serious health risk to our other patrons, and we do not want to expose them to dickrot and vagrot.
If you would like to regain admission priviledges, then you must show up in a full body biohazard suit and show your college diploma. We would also like to see Operating Statements from your business to prove you have verifiable income in case you slice your nuts open with a bottle of Goose. Also, you look like a flamingo, do some squats and calf raises you seagull. We will need to measure the diameter of your calves and hamstrings so that other customers do not drown or die of laughter and hysteria.
Lastly, if you dump in the pool again at Mondrian they wont want u there either.
Thanks,
The ValleyHo
1 – This is an old picture
2 – The body pictured is easily attained by knowing how to work out, dedication and legal supplementation – protein, creatine, glutamine, BCAAs, etc…
3 – If you want to see steroid muscle look at Muscle Mag once…
HES SO HOT!
Yes….I just looked it up..lack of carbs give you moon chin.
When pnazi started working for me our occupancy plummeted, his balls are soooooooooooo tiny! Plus, he has xtra skinny legs.
I love how someone tries to be KATIE! Get it straight… She doesn’t even spell her name that way fools..
If I had that body I might walk through LA FITNESS IN A BIKINI too.. LOL
Steve Gomez (Pnazi) is way too cool and disease-free to bang that Katie chick. Wanna talk about someone void of personality? do you? do you wanna talk about it? ok. here goes. she dated him in hopes of catching a personality, not the very common hpv. Girl is dull as could be. She loved being with him partially because she clammered for that attention she didnt get despite her frivilous hours in the gym. She hoped to be on this website. Truth. Steve is a great friend with great intentions, and some great ideas.
He must be a close buddy and best friend of yours. Especially since you think his last name is Gomez and not Lopez like it really is.
I know his real name, but thanks. He is my best friend.
I am pnazi’s best friend, i saw him first. He told me about u, but he says u dont lick his starfish clean enough and i do. so i win.
Thanks,
I am so smarrtt guys, I have a college degre frum U of A. I mean, i transfered their from Pema. I dropped out becasue I am so smart and can do this business sh*t on my ownn. I have no income, no job, and 2 extreme DUI’s, I cant wait to go to court, 1 DUI the judge says its bad judgement, but two in a week? I am fu*ked, no matter how many times I push the court date away, yay! I have herp, bumps on my rod and berries, date shemales, and my idea of working is goin to sterbucks and writing a bunch of stuff down. I will never be successful, ever, my personality wont warrent it, no hard work but I want to be at the top… I have a leased caddy, or my mom does hehe, and my daddy is going to find out about the DUI’s as soon as my insurance calls him.. I think I am so goodlooking I take 50 pictures of myself in the mirror and post them online, oh wait I only do that because I am really fat still (on the inside, yeah I was a fat kid, no one ever liked and never will). Katie is so awesome, she is doing much buffer guys than me, I hated lying in bed with her, she was in such beter shape then me. I am 28 thank you very much and still dont know how to pay a bill or what the difference is in posted or available balance when I look at my cheking account online. If you say anything to my face I will probably be an idiot and get mad, attack you, and then get sued..ahh shucks I can get sued for that stuff I forgot, and since I have 2 DUI’s and prior arrests I will go to jail…wait if I attack someone for what they say to me that is ligal right? Oh well, I will find out. ( im not too smart, I have roid rage) Guess what you guys, I have a website I am making, I have no revenue and want to sell advertising and public relations in this economy, with no experience and no education. I am super duper…And my d*ck is hooked shaped and I have STD’s. P-Nazi aka Steve, aka I am goin to tent city!
Pnazi was my ex. Sad story, really. In the beginning, we had something. He was nice, exuded success, wealth, character, and romance. As time dragged on, I learned what I was too blind to see at first. Pnazi, or Steve, was living in a dream.
He is as fake as a Rolex in China Town. His Penis is scarred and littered with pinples, bumps, open sores, and fungus. His balls are the size of edamame, must be from all the xtra testosterone he was taking.. Beware ladies, if you sleep with him, you will definately wake up the next day with a giant herpe on your labia majora. I did, what a disaster.
Katie is a shemale, and besides Steve’s short-comings he really does have good intentions. Katie’s has a penis, is a shemale and a tranny, and she has a penis, which also is a tranny…
Katy does have a pair, I have seen them pop out of her spandex once when she was in a spinning class. she quickly tucked them back in, i was mortified. Pnazi does have good intentions, but cmon already. When you have dropped out of college, have 0 experience, no job, no income, and no business plan, shut the f up already. you must feel the need to prove yourself with words, and thats usually the LAST guy who has anything, case inpoint. Try actually working hard, not drinking latte’s at sbux and writing down pointless notes. saintscottsdale is like a ship trying to set sail with no one on the boat and no motor. it will stay docked because its all a self fulfillling prophecy of “this is what i do, i am building a website”. please dbag, your building a mountain of bull$hit. Oh yeah, those dui’s really blow. you wont have mommys caddy for long, so u better enjoy it now. You will be wearing pink undies in tent city and getting pounded from other inmates. 2 xtreme dui’s warrants jail time,so dont walk into court with some stupid dbag bandana and jeans. most professional, dress, well, professional! not like a 13 yr old reject who likes affliction because its the “cool thing”. In other words, shut up! let ure actions do the talking instead of uremouth fool.
I worked the security cameras at LA fitness and am finally revealing info because I don’t work there anymore. They fired me for showing up 5 minutes late twice so now I don’t care. P and that chick used to always come in at 5am when we opened and work out together. They would work out for like ten minutes and then do all these poses in the mirror for like an hour. Once I caught him scratching his ass in the mirror under his pants and then he smelled his finger. It was nasty. That manbeast chick would walk up to the mirrors in the weight room and tweeze her armpit hairs. So gross. They did make a cute couple. Especially when her legs were bigger than his.
Pnazi. Remember when you had me as an intern? I am speaking out.
I saw an advertisement for an Advertising Intern on craigslist. When I met pnazi at his place, him and some kid named ben rattled on about their success and how this experience would “change my life forever.” I reluctantly accepted, so a week later I showed up st pnazi’s house. Within 2 minutes, he had us all strip down to our boxers and begin cleaning his pad. One guy even had the task of shaving his back. He did promise us all $15/hour, so we hung around because we needed the money. After the first week, we were all exhausted and learned nothing about business. When we demanded money, pnazi told us “your interns, I will pay you when I feel like it, go gas up the caddy I have a date tonite.” bastard s.o.b. We all quit after that. I did some more research into his prior experience, turns out he is repping some other guys bus business as his own and telling everyone he started it when in reality he had 0 to do with it. Secondly, him and a group of monkeys were all fired from their apartment complex job. pnazi, one last thing. Before we left your house, we put ceiling insulation in every pair of boxers u own. wonder why ure balss itch so much lately? its not just the crabs you manipulating bastard a$$hole.
does anyone else remember when pnazi posted a 3 part video series on facebook and how he talked about advertising?? then he posted his “business suspect list” on fbook as well! douche! i thought the video was a joke, because he explained how NOT to be a dbag,when in fact thats exactly what he was doing. if anyone has those videos,please send them in. laughter is the key to life. steve u do u know u can get your hpv burned off dont u?
STEVE IS A GOOD GUY GET A LIFE HE IS JUST TRYING TO DO HIS THING
I hear P Nazi has a landing strip leading to his mini pee pee. He calls it “The runway to P Jr.”
I think I speak for all the gays, when I say that he is hot as hell, and we love him and his hot bulging muscles
I love all the haters out there! KT, you are beautiful and your body is AMAZING. I actually think it’s quite flattering so many people actually have nothing better to do than hate on your physique. Sure, you probably shouldn’t have dated Steve in the first place, but just know that all these people hating on you are more than likely fat, ugly, and intimidated by confident, beautiful women. I love you!
Pnazi is having his bandana retired this Friday at Olive and Ivy’s. The restaurant will be offering a commemorative t-shirt and be introducing a new drink on the menu “Pnazi Ball Sweat Shot”