Paris Hilton & The Playbaby Timberfake


Paris & The Playbaby BFFS OMG

THE DIRTY ARMY: Looks like Paris & the Playbaby Timberfake are BFF & SGM. I bet Paris would rather hangout with Timberfake more then 8 Belles or The Crow. And I know for a fact that RichieRexic went in her bathroom and made herself throw up and then took 10 adderall and cried all night and then tried casting a Witch Spell on him because she was so jealous that he was with paris. SGM?

In a perfect world these two would get married and make babies.  “Timaris”.- nik


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  1. June 5, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    buuut says:

    you didn’t answer the question nik… SGM?

    Reply to buuut
  2. June 5, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    fabolous says:

    timberfake is sittin in the crib dreaming bout killin richie rexic fabolous.

    Reply to fabolous
  3. June 5, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    sugarpie says:

    her hand is “HUGE”

    Reply to sugarpie
  4. June 5, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    CFHjames says:

    Doubtful, if he hit that AND RR he would have to be held in quarantine. But seeing as he’s been popping up lately dancing by himself, it isn’t likely that he hit either.

    Reply to CFHjames
    • June 6, 2009 at 12:27 pm

      DJ the real one says:

      I don’t think Timberfas could hit anything except his own b@lls. Wonder how much he paid for a picture with that D-lister?

      Reply to DJ the real one
  5. June 5, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    George Jetson says:

    AIDS

    Reply to George Jetson
  6. June 5, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    Sebastian says:

    Thats a wax statue fools, look at the hand its some guys

    Reply to Sebastian
  7. June 5, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    Brittany says:

    There isn’t an STD unaccounted for in this pic.

    Reply to Brittany
  8. June 5, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    Bow B*tches says:

    Her fingers are hella ugly…

    Reply to Bow B*tches
  9. June 5, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    Breargigemy says:

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  10. June 5, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    the Dr says:

    Instead of Timaris let’s call them Parifakes.

    Reply to the Dr
  11. June 5, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    RichieRexic®® says:

    Stupid. This is an old pic, and he was getting her autograph when she came in town to promote her perfume….since thats his job…getting peoples autograph.

    Oh, love that plaid shirt, is that new?! LMAO!!!

    But no really, is this not like the 15th pic posted of this f*g in this red plaid shirt?! No really, it is.

    Reply to RichieRexic®®
  12. June 5, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    RichieRexic®® says:

    BTW last person I would ever be jealous of is your broke ass timberTAKE. Only person jealous is apparently you since you to this day still must talk about me when you submit yourself.

    Reply to RichieRexic®®
    • June 6, 2009 at 12:28 pm

      DJ the real one says:

      RR don’t worry about another lame post Nik seems to be putting up these days. Timberf*g is old news.

      Reply to DJ the real one
    • June 6, 2009 at 6:10 am

      Francis Begbie says:

      This kid I used to find entertaining, now I would probably give him a couple bucks and tell him to get some food if I ever saw him.

      And Paris Hilton? I didn’t even know she was still around.

      Reply to Francis Begbie
  13. June 5, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    Jesus says:

    Dude, is that her hand? Man hand?

    Reply to Jesus
  14. June 5, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    Brittany says:

    Together they have an IQ of a rock.

    Reply to Brittany
  15. June 5, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    wet anus is trash says:

    photoshop is for liars

    Reply to wet anus is trash
  16. June 5, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    the truth says:

    99.999999% certain that that isnt paris. its her celebrity impersonator.

    Reply to the truth
  17. June 5, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    Big Drew says:

    This is how the #1 PlayBaby roles! RR is just jealous that Timberfake played her out. She tried to buy his attention with free booze and after he got his drunk on he went and picked up a real hotty. All Rexic had to show for it that night was an empty vodka bottle. That’s what Chris told me.

    Reply to Big Drew
    • June 6, 2009 at 12:30 pm

      DJ the real one says:

      Big douche get over yourself and clean you dentures before submitting something so lame. Johnny, why do you consider running STL such a good thing?

      Reply to DJ the real one
    • June 5, 2009 at 4:52 pm

      Johnny Bravo says:

      RR got played by the #1 Playbaby.

      Timberfake, you are The Man! You run St. Louis and wherever else The #1 Playbaby plays.

      I still am hoping one day you and RR become a hot item again. She’s gotten pretty grumpy and she needs some more of that Playbaby Lovin’ to settle her down.

      Reply to Johnny Bravo
      • June 9, 2009 at 12:22 pm

        dirtmcgirt says:

        that kid runs STL? No wonder noone wants to go to that sh!tstain of a town.

        Reply to dirtmcgirt
      • June 6, 2009 at 6:15 am

        Francis Begbie says:

        Re-read what you wrote and convince me Johnny that you’re not for the gays

        Reply to Francis Begbie
      • June 7, 2009 at 10:30 am

        Johnny Bravo says:

        C’mon, Francis, I’m just giving credit where credit is due.

        Plus, I’m a romantic at heart and I do want to see the #1 Playbaby and RR get back together. She needs a man in her life and they are perfect for each other.

        If that makes me “for the gays”, well….I can’t help it, I want to see my gal RR happy and she was never happier when she was getting Playbabied every day.

        Reply to Johnny Bravo
      • June 6, 2009 at 12:31 pm

        DJ the real one says:

        He can’t be gay if he thinks running a hick town like STL is a good thing.

        Reply to DJ the real one
      • June 7, 2009 at 3:21 am

        jeff small says:

        timberfake loves summer ale

        Reply to jeff small
  18. June 5, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    Rip Torn says:

    this is definitly photoshopped nik I thought you had “experts” that could tell that type of $hit

    Reply to Rip Torn
  19. June 5, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    georgina says:

    lol thats nother hand, thats somebody else’s behind her.

    Reply to georgina
  20. June 5, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    earl says:

    richie rexic is an ugly pig

    Reply to earl
  21. June 5, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    say what says:

    these people need to go away

    Reply to say what
  22. June 5, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    Thomas .45 Magnum (The Gun) says:

    Thats the coolest dude I know, john stamos of st. louis, the golden boy, #1 Playbaby, rock n roll sex show, creme de love, he is what the Clydesdales are to budwieser to Saint Louis! He is a modern day Napolean, Da Vinci, I would even go as far as to say he reminds me of the greatness of Jesus! This cat is an Icon of sexy celeb A list status and you all should feel lucky you are all living in…”The Time Of Chris Jagger” the GREAT ONE!!!!

    Reply to Thomas .45 Magnum (The Gun)
  23. June 5, 2009 at 8:28 pm

    Loubo says:

    2 times nuthin

    Reply to Loubo
  24. June 5, 2009 at 10:24 pm

    What the? says:

    FUGLY

    Reply to What the?
  25. June 6, 2009 at 1:23 am

    TickleMeElmo says:

    Paris, i think your’e hot and cool. I, too. am readly to roll life’s soundtrack down to a little slow jamz. Reach out to me baby, you’re 90% my type and the rest we’ll fill in with juices. My people are down from Bailieborough county, direct from Plymoth Mass, My great grat uncle is Richard Clyfton, so maybe we are /or shouild make relations. Ditxch the rifraf, hit me up for a hook up and lets have a swarmy time of making you an honest woman.

    Reply to TickleMeElmo
  26. June 6, 2009 at 6:36 am

    MarcS says:

    Paris is a talentless hack… she couldnt act her way out of a wet paper bag……

    Reply to MarcS
  27. June 6, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    wet anus is trash says:

    what a DOUCHE

    Reply to wet anus is trash
  28. June 6, 2009 at 11:03 pm

    nick diaz says:

    timber should piss on richie rexic

    Reply to nick diaz
  29. June 7, 2009 at 3:24 am

    dr mark medley says:

    RICHIE REXIC IS A POST OP TRANNY

    Reply to dr mark medley
  30. June 7, 2009 at 3:25 am

    dr mark medley says:

    IM A DOCTOR AND RICHIE REXIC HAS A MANGINA

    Reply to dr mark medley
  31. June 8, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    David Coppafeel(d) says:

    No, “Timbelton”

    Reply to David Coppafeel(d)
  32. June 10, 2009 at 5:43 am

    SouthSide Legend says:

    i run the STL Punk Bit*h

    Reply to SouthSide Legend
  33. June 18, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    krylonklink says:

    awhadayayoura POOT!

    Reply to krylonklink
  34. June 18, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    krylonklink says:

    Air my f#$king Erotica LA 2009 June 12th Riley Rain double orgasm interview B*TCH!!!

    Reply to krylonklink
  35. July 1, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    krylonklink says:

    Paris…you make a better door than a window.

    Reply to krylonklink
  36. July 2, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    krylonklink says:

    Paris, that cognitive water you are holding in the Canne pics on March 20th tastes like watered down flat Crush soda pop.

    Reply to krylonklink
  37. July 2, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    krylonklink says:

    Looks sticky but it ain’t f#@kin sticky!

    Reply to krylonklink
  38. July 4, 2009 at 7:01 am

    krylonklink says:

    Peeps, with Paris, there’s always strings attached.

    Reply to krylonklink
  39. July 7, 2009 at 7:42 pm

    guess says:

    The licks up, the sticks up, pick the bricks up, and sniff up! Paris needs to f@#k real lutes not delutes. Roll UP B*TCH!!!

    Reply to guess
  40. July 10, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    guess says:

    ava owes me, lindsay lohan owes me too for cramping my idea of what kind of chicks are in West Hollywood looking like a grandma going to a funeral in all black lace black widow in the middle of the f#$king day!!!

    Reply to guess
  41. July 10, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    guess says:

    Ring leader Paris Hillton.

    Reply to guess
  42. July 11, 2009 at 10:52 am

    guess says:

    Tyra Banks owes me for a Guess?, Eva Longoria owes me for a Toyota shade on her cardboard Help.

    Reply to guess
  43. July 11, 2009 at 10:54 am

    Soos says:

    Don’t yellow jacket script flippers!

    Reply to Soos
  44. July 13, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    Soos says:

    Julia Styles owes me for beating up my Sushi Roku night with Laura, Megan Fox owes me for partying it up in Tucson without giving me a blowjob. I want thee f@#king penthouse considering I found the only f#$king penny left sitting of the streets of downtown. I f@#king hate pouchers on property and I am waiting for a beautiful girl to open her mouth about what she knows about me. I’m not mean, I’m the one who provides security for all you pretty pink puss!es out there. I want to f@#k some b!tches!!!

    Reply to Soos
  45. July 13, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    Soos says:

    Paris, you are the best virgin I have ever f@#ked and the best f@#k I ever f@#ked!!!

    Reply to Soos
  46. July 13, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    Soos says:

    paris (H)ILTON – f@#KERS PARADISE

    Reply to Soos
  47. July 13, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    Soos says:

    dirty fitness sport f@#king

    Reply to Soos

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