Please Hit The Gym

Posted in Seattle | June 1st, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wow, I don’t know what to say about this b*tch that hasn’t already been said.  First off, like a good little groupie, she’ll f*ck any person on the planet as long as they classify themselves a promoter (which in Seattle is just about everyone).  Secondly, the drugs, but that goes without saying.  I wish I could give you the details but I don’t have enough timeor enough fingers/toes to keep track of her conquests over the past few months.  So guys, if you’re looking for some a$$ just head out to any club that Liquify Pro promotes, she’ll be there, and if you don’t recognize her, just look for the chick with the MAN HANDS.

Judging by that gut, I’d say the igloo is full of milkshake.- nik




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