**Update** SeaTown Tranny Monster
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Ashley again from Bad Girls Club. She thinks she is god’s gift to men, when in reality she is just a stripper and wannabe promoter with the worst hack job boobs. Seattle trash…
I need to make her into a DIRTY CELEB in Seattle… DIRTY ARMY, can someone come up with a good name?- nik
Here are the Top 7 DIRTY Celeb names… Pick your favorite. Total Voters: 15,101
Shim Kemp
Dirty Celeb Name: SIGMUND… Sea Monster from Sigmund and The Sea Monsters (Sid and Marty Krofft)
That’s a classic…this girl is a dirty wh*re ..doesn’t deserve that much credit..plus the dirty audience was 99% born 10 years after that show was canceled, no one would get it.
The Lochness.
crashley
MANdango!
Sideshow Bob or Meat Wallet… Oooooh, Meat Wallet it shall be.
People need to get off the NOODLE sh*t..she’s not even asian!!! And Ashley is amazing..quit hatin on her.. Definitely looks better than half of the sk*nks in Seattle.. Compared to Pucker & Nickel..pleaase, those girls are BEAT!!!
you must be Ashley aka PoxCrotch to make outlandish statments like that… she is beat the hell up INSIDE AND OUT
I think it is funny how she thinks she is all gorgeous, yet she needs fake, hair, nails, tan, boobs, lashes, lipo, lip injections and a mac mask that even the greatest superhero could not penetrate just to even be seen in public. I feel sorry for anyone who has ever had to wake up to that in the morning.
good cal – and dont talk sht on me stranger above
god shut up
why would you even compare her to nickel and pucker
this chick looks like a cake face man
but then again pucker does look like a caveman
so I guess why did you compare her to Nickel
at least she looks like a girl
maybe a little girl
but still a girl
we already have one d. celeb man in pam
so why need another one is ashley
just saying….
chyna white
Crooked Boobs
Blowfish
Seattle Slew
liploch monster
Why does she ALWAYS make that face?? Who wants to look like they have FISH LIPS all the time?! I’d still eat her p*ssy though.
<3 u Nik
she has to fart.
Sea-MAN
since she’s from seattle and obviously half dude
This is a good one!
I’m lovin it!
Shimit……..SHE? HIM? IT?…Whatever??/ SHIMIT is the perfect name don’t you think?
how about CACA Face
smashley
purple teriyaki?
Easy>>>> SEA-HAG
Titty lopolious or High Rise
Titty lopolious!!! hahahahahah
With those brows, I’m going with SPOCK
it looks like a plus size tranny model
HOW BOUT’ SEATTLE “SLEW”… LOOKS LIKE A DERBY WINNER TO ME…lol
HOW BOUT “KRAKEN” FROM CLASH OF THE TITANS… I THINK THAT ONE DESERVES A T-SHIRT
CT =Crooked T*ts.
Att Chin = ALmost to the Chin (her boobs are so high up)
yea…………
‘Quatch, in honor of the SuperSonics mascot resembling the native beast, sasquatch, that frolics in the forests of the great northwest
ugh, this is going to make ashley think shes still so “famous” and that we are all haters and we are soooo jealous because she looks like a man.
im all for Loptimus Prime. that was a good one.
ashley, stop making the SAME face in EVERY picture. its beat.
Loptimus Prime is funny
thank you
She face no choice her face is permanetly stuck in the PCSL’s position (purple crayon sucking lips)
Her Name is POUND CAKE!
Titty lopolious or Loptimus Prime those are both good
Keep it simple, SEATRANNY.
Bad
Gap
Club
Pig Vommit!
She is as Fat as a pig..no she is fatter than a pig and her face makes you want to vommit!
Pound cake works too cuz her fat lil camel toe is always getting pounded!
ATM chick = Almost to THE MOUTH!!!!
ROTFL
damn her boobs are high!!!!
thanks
GAPtherine Zeta Jones (GZJ)
Mando’nwanna
how about high-low, one tit is high and one is low
Sponge Lips Ugly Tits (S.L.U.T)
amazing (S.L.U.T) hahaha wow
OK, you beat me on same face square boobs. This is her new name! I decided!
how about uneven because of the bad boob job.
I think everyone has great ideas, but the first think I noticed about her is the uneven +2s….I was thinking of calling her Lefty, but I really think I have to give my vote to Loptimus Prime.
hahahahah LOPTIMUS PRIME! Perfect!
thanks. i’ve always wanted to name a dirty celeb.
honestly. i haven’t seen any other names that even come close to loptimus prime. i will retire from thedirty if i am responsible for naming this trannalicious transformer.
THIS girl got a nose job because she is a gold digger – also how she got her boobs
just sayin
I say Lop or Lopy for her lop sided tits.
do something with her eyebrows because they are always changing even perez hilton told her that her eyebrows looked better at the bad girls reunion special
SAME FACE SQUARE BOOBS!!! Nik already named her
I see why she was in bad girls club. she makes a horrible girl… she would make a decent man though and she aint a golddigger, if she was she wouldnt b hanging out with jareds broke ass.
SeaCattle
dirty pillows
I think sk*nkattle is a good one!
She reminds me of the shifty smiley face or all I can think of is :facepalm:
how bout..
Hack-ness monster
Hackshley
I submitted a new picture of Ashley … when the h3ll is it going to post?? I want to see the new dirty celeb name …
LMAO!!! ATM?!! ATM is a great one. the other one is going to be old in a few. The Transformers is a fad, loptimus prime is more like a inside joke.
It is true, they are almost to her mouth. nasty
How about Shim McMan?
Sea Donkey
this girl thinks she is hot and was pissed when she lost the bikini contest on the show when the other girl was clearly hotter…her thunders are large and in charge
Say Nik, don’t name her after a movie that is douchey in itself.
Space noodle, a “play” on the Space Needle. Thanks Captain Obvious
SQUARE BOOBS!!!SQUARE BOOBS!!!SQUARE BOOBS!!!SQUARE BOOBS!!!
She may be a little freaky but I think shes kinda fine…
Sea Tranny……!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she isnt even FROM seattle, nor does the tranny LIVE near there! that’s like saying someone from San Diego,CA is from the O.C. there is a big difference! She is from some cow town in Tacoma, where all the molesters and murders happen. someone please take care of her down there. you know what i mean.
Someone please post that music video she is in. It is sooooo terrible.
Nik, you can’t name her after a movie character (doucheness), her name needs to be relevant to where she is from and what she looks like. Loptimus prime = stupid gay transformers movie name.
brauny shimlike features…check
lopsided boob job…..check
LOPTIMUS PRIME……CHECK
sea tranny????……colin farrel’s retarded son could come up with a better name than that.
Yay!!!! Loptimus Prime is perfect for her!
thank you thank you thank you
Who the F*** is colin farrel, is that your dad?
good one. ignorance can be changed, stupid is forever.
I WONDER WHO THE HELL RUNS THIS SITE.. ALWAYS TALKING SHT ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE WHO MOST LIKELY LOOK TEN X’S BETTER THAN THEY DO….JUST BECAUSE YOU WISH YOU COULD DO THE THINGS THEY DO AND LOOK LIKE THEM, NO REASON TO HATE SO HARD!!!! GET A DAMN LIFE AND STOP WORRYING ABOUT OTHERS!!!! LMAO
PS…SOMEONE MUST HAVE ALOT OF TIME ON THEIR HANDS TO BUILD AN ENTIRE SITE DEVOTED TO HATING….PRETTY PATHETIC!!!