Stalker Cheerleader


Stalker Cheerleader

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here’s Jessica, a cheerleader at Boston College. While she’s got knockout caliber looks, stay clear of this wacko. In High School she used to date a guy named James. Things were real hot and heavy at first. James broke up with her though when he caught her on his poolside recliner banging his best friend Alfonso.

Understandably James broke things off immediately. But the sk*nk couldn’t get the hint. She texted him constantly and ended up spraypainting the car of James’ new girlfriend with the word c*nt during his first year at Connecticut. James ended up filing a restraining order against the wacko. Knowing her background would you consider b*nging her?

Always stay away from Cheerleaders, they are all nuts.  Once you cheer past high school it is because you have major daddy issues and you need attention.  The crazies are the NFL cheerleaders… they are worse than Strippers.  I decided.- nik


11 Dirty Comments

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  1. June 21, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    mememe says:

    kinda looks like jamie lynn spears…

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  2. June 21, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    loser fatty says:

    looks like a mouse, or rat, very flat chested and obviously a big time s*t. Good job posting about this ho, she isn’t attractive at all – maybe a 3.

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    • June 22, 2009 at 7:41 am

      D-BagKILLA says:

      she’s pretty hott. you should maybe take a look at a dude naked and see if you get aroused, cause im pretty sure your gay.

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  3. June 22, 2009 at 6:15 am

    Dirk McGuinn says:

    Youzzz A HO…HO

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  4. June 22, 2009 at 8:15 am

    Anonymous says:

    dude, so true!

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  5. June 22, 2009 at 8:18 am

    weak says:

    Very interesting and enlightening hypothesis concerning cheerleaders post-high school….. I must concur as your reasoning is flawless.

    Stuff like this is the reason I come to The Dirty.

    Also the T&A.

    And the scandalocity.

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  6. June 22, 2009 at 8:45 am

    Banger says:

    She’s definitely a hit and run. Crazy chicks are the best if you have an escape plan in place.

    Reply to Banger
  7. June 23, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I was just with this girl the other day… She’s actually really really hot and not a sl*tty stereotypical douchebag cheerleader.

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  8. July 19, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    mikey says:

    ive talked to this chick and can verify that she is a bit crazy…def admitted to the spray painting incident and will openly say shes not over james and never will be. such a shame.

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  9. October 25, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    sh*t-talker14 says:

    the cheerleading past high school statement is probably the most ignorant thing I have ever heard! Cheerleading is just as much a sport as the rest and people cheer past high school for the same reason people play other sports past high school…because they enjoy it and they are good at it!!! So F*CK that statement!!!!

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  10. November 23, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    CF says:

    I second that…

    I dated 2 cheerleaders from the same NFL squad… definitely worse than strippers. At least strippers know their role…

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