THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like your boy The Burrito has sold the Z06 and has gone with a much “greener” ride. I wonder if his assault weapons would even fit in a smart car? At least the bottle of Belvedere still does…
Who does drive by’s in a Smart Car? What a loser.- nik
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this dirtbag is more entertaining than pucker. thank the heavens above the burrito still lives.
STUPID driver.
Why is he shooting the radio out and the mirror off in his new car? Maybe he doesnt like the smart
why does he think think its cool to always be playin with his gay guns?????
douche
he really needs to stop making that ugly face in every picture.
i heard the burrito and nik are actually best friends and that this whole thing is just a ploy for popularity
i heard the burrito and nik are actually best friends and that this whole thing is just a ploy for popularity
Yep you are right and Nik you better shut me up before everyone finds out. The “burrito” is on l4p.com ask him.
I think most people caught onto that with the picture of them together in Nik’s limo.
Nik’s “rental” Limo. For $45.00/hr, you too can impress dumb, young girls.
I believe it. No one is seriously this much of a douche. He has to be joking with these photos.
Nik, who the hell is this f*ggot? First off…smart cars suck ass….secondly this guy is the biggest douche i have ever seen. I bet that is the same bottle of belve in every picture. This guy needs to wash his mouth out with a revolver…
Burrito is beating the frong for the best male dirty celeb. I am begining to think that this is all an act of his, to try to be comedic, by acting like a douche-tard.
looks like his upper lip is being sucked up into his nose..
You ain’t gonna shoot anyone with the hammer forward on a .45, dumbass. Do you worry about your ace of spades getting caught on your fuzzy dice?
who takes these pictures of this clown?
the cameraman
hahahahahaha
nice fuzzy dice, and whats with the Gambit ( x-men ) style du rag
Did Joan Rivers surgeon do his lips? and has Burrito saved up enough money(from blowing dudes behind Taco Bells dumpster) to buy another bottle of Belvedere?
Lame
ok nik, we know he is a made up persona, anyone who has seen the vegas pics knows this..quit it already
a$$hat….what a dyck
Cant believe he still sports the jackson glove…what a turd
This guy geeks me out everytime I see him. I bet this is fake, but if it real it would be way cooler! Gotta love America
I though only dumb myspace sl*ts made kissy faces. oh, wait…
Homo
smart cars are quiet
I’ve seen the crash tests on the Smart Car. Hopefully Burrito gets himself good and wasted on Belevedere and and t-bones a Mack truck doing 60mph.
this is my first time to your site and i must say this guy is the dumbest dumb and goof ball i have ever seen, my Grandma rolls harder then that retard
are you sure he’s Mexican? He looks like a dune coon.
where does this beauty live????????????
y is his lip always like that up against his nose? it’s so weird
can he even breathe with his lips blocking his nose like that? Maybe thats why he’s such a moron…he’s oxygen deprived..
this ish can’t be real…i refuse to believe there is a tool like that out there…i just can’t believe it…this is really made up…every burrito pic is made up!!! it is so effen fake…why don’t you out the pic taker? Can it be Nik himself? And he said he was going to whip ur ass Nik in Vegas…only you said you and him made up in a corner…this is complete bullish!!!!!!!!!!!!!\\
dude…you r exposed…this burrito ish is so fake…stop it!!!
I think he “Drives Bi” in that car.
LOL that was awesome TR, very nice!
does this guy have a job?
everytime i see this guy i puke in my mouth.
What a douche bag….Is that a squirt gun?!?!?!?
Damn somebody slap this queen…
not even funny
he is kinda funny
This guy is interest , why?
Try this on the streets of Athens and see what will happen!
Euro Burrito 4 Life!
i wonder if he reads these comments and realizes what a douche he is. =| running around with a water pistol and your grandmoms hanky on your head doesnt make you cool by any means.
tiny man in a tiny car
After seeing pics of him in Vegas for Memorial Day weekend…I think Nik and him are buddies. E-mails are made up… there’s no way that guy is still wearing the same glove/bandana/ACE/bottle/gun/swim trunks that he was two years ago. Bet he keeps it in a box and Nik and Burrito play “photo shoot” to generate comments. Just sayin’.
What the hell is wrong with this beaner’s face?!
This is all one big hoax. Nobody is that big of a tool and at the same time so brazen about showing it…
Every been to the clubs in Chicago Chitownsundevil? I beg to differ. I’ve seen this tool box and his posse out. Total retards.
i read that the burrito has a tiny pickle.
HIS FACE IS PERMANENTLY STUCK LIKE THAT FROM SUCKIN CACK.
Dude what’s up with his face????
Nik, please tell Burrito to stop sucking on Frog’s balls. He just looks like complete sh*t after their little sexual rendezvous. In other words…what a douche!
THIS IS GETTING OLD
The Burrito is the fukn man ..
maybe he thinks if he has a smaller car he will look bigger?
This continued coverage of this guy proves this site needs him more then he need this site.
I smell a scam and would not be surprised if this guys is Nik’s brother, cousin or some other desperate relative.
I don’t think so. I saw hit at the Venus pool party last Saturday and when Nik showed up the security threw the Burrito out.
how can he look at himself in the mirror and be okay with it… and actually love it?
I think he is sexy. There is just something very sexual about him.
IThere is just something very sexual about him.
Hope he gets hit head on buy a mack truck!!
He’s such a loser nik gave him a free ticket to vegas and limo rides. Please stop the charade.
He drives a GREEN CAR because he is really not “the burrito”. WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP TELLING EVERYONE this guy is a banker and is gay. He does a character called “worlds biggest douche” where he dresses up like ethis and takes pictures. He does it for fun, he doesnt really dress like this. Stop giving all these pretenders attention!!!!.
Is everyone in this site an idiot?
No but you are! What the hell is are you talking about. I live in Chicago and have seen this guy out. Ever been to Crobar late night? He and his “crew” are always there. I have talked to him. He is for real.
Yea he is not real…go look at his myspace he has his normal pictures then his “worlds biggest douche” pics
shouldnt the glove be on the “gun” hand?? loser
HIS NAME SHOULD BE EL TURDBURRITO THIS GUY IS A DOUCHE. HE RUNS AROUND WITH THE SAME WATER FILLED BOTTLE OF BELVEDER.IF HE REALLY DRANK THAT MUCH VODKA IM SURE HIS LIVER WOULD HAVE GAVE OUT A LONG TIME AGO JUST TO GET AWAY FROM THE T-BAGGER.
how could anyone take this pug face serious? put down your water gun before you get fkd by the long dick of the law. wait- you may like that.
how could anyone take this pug face serious? put down your water gun before you get fkd by the long dick of the law. wait- you may like that.
That face this guy makes is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Fing annoying!!!!! I just want to punch him in his throat! Why does he think he’s so cool? He needs to get jabbed in his a$$ and then donkey punched and then given a dirty sanchez, maybe that’ll straighten out that ugly a$$ face. I’m a girl, so I’d have to use a strap-on. Eww, he’s disgusting!!
WTF quit hating! I met the Burrito in Vegas and he is awesome! I would totally do him!
Hi Burrito!
I bet you’re Fing disgusting too! NAsty girl!
reason why abortion should be done without any questions
Nik’s brother?
Why is he always smelling the upper lip?
I think the whole thing is a test to see how much the readers can be fooled. Didn’t anyone see the pictures of him hanging out with everyone.
haha it can’t be real. the whole burrito saga has been the funniest thing ever.
he definitively is a character out of a comedy movie. thank you for the laughs!!!
guys, this is fake. all he is doin is makin fun of all the idiots who run around wit bandanas and think they are so hard for some reason. all he is doin is ripping on, well basically, most of the people who are posted on this site or go on this site. relax im not sayin all of you, but if club rats are gettin posted on here most likely the pics are bein posted by a club rat
IT IS A CHARACTER GO LOOK AT HIS MYSPACE HE HAS HIS NORMAL PICS UP TOO!
url?!?! PROVE IT!!
I’m kinda sick of seeing this fool on here…
1.) What is up with his puckering lips?? Kind of gay if you ask me,
2.) Why always shirtless, this fool is not built or anything,
3.) I wonder if that is the same bottle of Belvedere he has been holding from the 1.5million pics that people have posted on him..
4.) At least he has cool guns… cause without them.. i wouldn’t give his gay ass pictures a 2nd look.
i think this nick richie guy has sumin for this guy and joey. This dude is a pimp i think nick is a f*g.