The Burrito Might Be Forgy
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am starting to think that The Burrito might be playing for the pink team. Take away that assault rifle and what do you have? I’ll tell you. You have a douchetard wearing three necklaces with red heart pillows sewing a scarf. I’m claiming he is For The Gays.
This guy needs some serious help. He is completely delusional.- nik
Looks like he spent the day taking pics with everything that he could possibly find in his or someone elses house. Anyone else notice he’s always wearing the exact same thing, aside from pics at clubs?
Who’s feeding all these pics in?
If he were real, why wouldn’t there be a slew of posts from Rob & his friends defending him???
Cause thed(rty is theh(lls(online). Part of the disclaimer on the site ensures complete fabrications ok
he’s knitting, not sewing you idiot.
I think I’m falling in love with this loco burrito.
what a f*g
who does this?
The Burrito is niks buddy Ive decided.
I concur Jazz…
Definitely. I don’t care how crazy or big of douche the dirty claims he is. Burrito is doing this for laughs and to help Nik out.
what school do you go to
What a F*g
There are simply no words…
why who takes these pictures for him, honestly? each one there his gun, a bottle of grey and something forgy. I wouldn’t be able to keep the camera still because I’d be laughing too hard….. honestly, try taking a normal picture, maybe a shirt, not sunglasses or bandanna to hide your ugly ass face and receding hairline.
One, the Burrito is completely fake. Two, I give him props for not having a problem with becoming gayer with each picture and not minding that everyone who sees him thinks he is a joke. And for keeping the kissy lips up at all times.
i like how the bottle he always has is never open….
that’s not even a real assault rifle, its an airsoft with a black tip. whatta douche
we all knowthat you are friends with him we seen pics of him with you at the dinner you had all this Is fake
i like how the bottle is never open in any of his pictures…
Yeah, we get it, this dude is an act… next.
Why is he always taking pictures with guns and alcohol? what a d*uche!!!
Who takes these F’n pictures? Whoever it is should go grab that water gun and squirt him in the face.
Maybe he`s trying to knit a new life?
Does everyone realize this is fake and is just a skit this guy does.
fake
I wonder what his mug shot would look like? & I bet he likes his fleshy fun bridge tickled!
This is a pretty creative character….I refuse to believe there really is a person like this.
If he is real I need somebody to hit him with a power left hook, or a roundabout kick to the head. His vision is obscured by the playing card. He won’t even see it coming.
He is like Rocky with a blind right eye
the burrito is the only redeeming thing about the dirty
WTF. What dude fake knits for a photo?
People that think he is being serious are the same types of people that think Borat is a real person .
LOL
This guy is funny.
love the burrito..this guys hilarious. joke or not he is clever. lol bottle of belvidere and an assault rife haha. kissy face makes me missy his face
What a douche. I think you should re-name him pucker. Every picture posted has his lips puckered like he just received botox. What a f*g
what is with the lips????? it is so annoying. i would love to punch him in the face.
WE WANT REAL DIRT ON REAL CELBS. YOUR SITE IS GETTING LAME
How did the Burrito get his bottle into the Vegas club…no way he paid for one there…
I heard he has part ownership of Pure Management
This is GREAT!
i am calling BS. i used to think it was legit, but i’m starting to think this is just an act
Guy is a TOTAL F*G. Who does he think he is? And what the F is up with the guns? Guy needs a reality check. He’s not cool.
Chi-Town be careful I was on his boat last weekend in the Play Pen and he is for real. He showed us his arsenal of guns on the boat, pretty insane character. I wouldn’t want to cross him. But he actually was pretty cool when he wasn’t bragging about his biceps
This guy is lame. This guy is totally fake. He’s doing whatever he can to get on here. It’s an act I agree.
now HERE’S a dirty celeb i can get behind (dude would probably dig it!). he is not real. but he KNOWS he is not real. pucker, nickel, grandslam (whatever the heck those filthy females go by), etc. do NOT know they are not real. in fact they fight (quite often and unintelligently) to prove how “real” they are! it’s frightening.
what are we doing to our women anyways?
burrito, double thumbs up (your a$$). i fully support your d*uchebaggery. i begrudgingly must show some respect for the guido that knits.
I am over the dirty! Nik time market a new idea. Actors will never keep this site going. Just saying
Agreed. Nik, give us something real, not your buddy acting like a douche, because it is a slow day for the dirty submissions.
Agreed! The fake bullsh*t has to go Nick, this is really getting old!!!
can someone beat him over the head ……what a stupid looking human being!!!
Knit one, purl 2 Mother F”cker
I love this guy! I’m still lmao that some people don’t get the joke, but that just makes it funnier. Burrito FTW!!
I’m with you Chick from Ohio, this guy is the S**t. So funny and quite the hunk!
Did I get banned from posting on this page for calling Nik out, about the burrito being a fake cheesecake.
Of course everyone knows it’s a joke but it’s a lame one and played out. Get rid of this guy.
I admit…he is a flippin tool but, i love his show of force, he is a F.O.I.D. card carrying patriot exercising his rights to bear arms, and it does not get any more AMERICAN than that. i encourage anyone who doesn’t have a felony to experience the hobby of firearms ownership and the joy of blasting off rounds on a target at a gun range,you will never be the same after that.
looks like a deflated joey lawrence desperate for attention,lol
nik f*ed him
That is not how you knit…. wtf is he on, I want some.
Kudos to this guy he’s playing everyone just as most the so called hotties do that are on this site & it’s working look at all the attention he’s getting, this site is makeing him a celebrity.
obv he isnt knitting thats a fleece blanket… i will admit this guy is funny for sure but it is getting old real quick.. i like how no one noticed the roll of toilet paper sitting on the table.. runny nose burrito?
That is the yarn not toilet paper. See the sring running from it.
THIS IS A CHARACTER YOU IDIOTS….If you say its not your a lying tool
I personally know this guy, he is Rob from Chicago. I see him out all the time and he actually does dress like this and carry guns all the time. Everyone knows not to mess with him when he is drinking Belve which is pretty much 24/7. My girl used to date him before he went “away” for a brief stay complements of the state of IL. Anyway all you people out there saying this is an act be warned. If you see his trademark Ace of Spades over you late at night, your toast!
Yeah, I agree, I liked this site much more when I actually thought this guy was real…. the Vegas pics outed the joke (as have others ince, obviously)…. Still a great character though. Hey Nik, fix your site man, it’s getting stale
Why does that guy aways have that same bottle of vodka i mean seriously has he heard of UV Blue vodka. Or some other brands of vodka ??? and seriously he need too put his shirt back on unless he has the body of G.I. Joe us girls dont wanna see that sh*t
I love his body!
he is obviously taking these pictures with the intent of being on The Dirty…
So I’m pretty sure Nik is in on this too..
wow this guy is the biggest f*g on here
Agreed!
Some one Take this f*g OUT!!! So we dont have to see his Fugly ass around Chi. Makin Chicago Look BAD as if Chicago doesnt already look bad with all these FUGLY Polaks/!
not all polaks are fugly I know some that are preeeeeeeeeetttttttty sexy
I think I am going to appoint The Burrito as ambassador to our Olympic Committee
polaks own chii its obvious
WTF is up with this loser mouth expressions always the same ” I just blew 10 guys in the last 15 minutes” Gulp schmirk. Oh well he is funny.
he’s pretty hott.
even though this guy is pretty lame .. hes a good laugh