Timberfake Has A Personal Assistant
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik just when you think you have seen it all from Timberfake he shows up to an event with his own personal assistant/ valet whos name was Mister Merriweather and his job was to hold an umbrella over Timberfake wherever he went that day and get him drinks. It was the craziest thing Ive seen in a long time.
Timberfake… get with the times. If you are going to name him anything it should be “Black Solo”.- nik
THAT UMBRELLA WASNT THE ONLY THING HE GOT HIRED TO HOLD
this guy is funny I will give him that entertaining for sure
Playbaby’s will be Playbaby’s.
speak english
can you say T-O-O-L?? I mean be a real man and hold your own damn umbrella. I dont need no servant getting my drinks. Thats something a PRINCESS requires. Nik you need to change this kid’s nickname to “Princess”
“real man” and umbrella to keep the SUN off you does not belong in the same sentence.
It’s an umbrella if it’s raining and it’s a parasol when it isn’t. Umbrella=ok for hetero, parasol=forgy.
Timberfake is a pimp. so he definitely needs an assistant!!
Hmmmmm… Walking miss daisy
I met Timberfake last night and I totally would marry him tomorrow, except we all know he’s a player for life.
Do your thing, playbaby!
fake comment
That was from a guy.
hahaha who the is this guy what a loser
I hate this homo
Saw him last night at pop’s and he was wearing that same shirt again! He is a 5’4 tool box! It was 90 something out and he rolls in with his favorite long sleeve flannel! Timber-Tard!!
With almost no income to speak of he has to wear what he can get. I bet that flannel is his grandpa’s seeing how Chris lives with him.
he doesnt even live in st louis
#1 Hater=Richie Rexic. Timber kicked her to the curb.
…for being more masculine than he is.
because of this post nik, i officially like the guy
please dont flatter your flat ass selfs!!!!
Timberflake wants to be Puff Daddy. Too bad he’s looking at the 2003 version.
Marry timberfake? jesus you are a sk*nk, and timberfake you r a p*ssy, kick Niks ass if you have any pride
You can buy one to do crap jobs? Guess that’s why Hussein is in office to clean up after the white man.
The store is in Yazoo City, Mississippi. $1.49 a pound.
what a muppet
SLAVERY IS BACK. WOOOHOOOOOO!
yes getting paid to hold an umbrella must be slavery…’hard work’
Beats pickin’ cotton.
this guy is the man what a playbaby
another fake comment
Timberfake is a co*ksman
The #1 Playbaby is too much. Timberfake is definitely the most entertaining Dirty Celeb.
At least he is not wearing flannel in these picks. Way to go Timberfake, now quit wearing girls belts.
That’s all this ite needs more pictures of the super douche.
im gonna have my white trash buddies beat you up timberfake next time I see you down at that blueberry hill
Am I the only one who noticed that vest?!?!
Timberfake has more clothes than most women its funny you people care what he wears get a life.
I thought slavery was abolished.
timberfake come over and drink some summer ale
richie rexic smells and her vag smells like green ham and eggs
Lmao!
ME AND BABY LISA ARE COMING FOR YOUR COMPUTER AND YOUR ADDERALL RICHIE REXIC
NO ADDERALL IN PARADISE BROTHA
There is an idea of a Timberfake, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real him, only an entity, something illusory, and though he can hide his cold gaze and you can shake his hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense your lifestyles are probably comparable: Timberfake simply is not there
I love getting my haircut at walmart and timberfake gets his haircut at a spa and uses aveda product
Im gonna try out for the gateway grizzlies weeeeewhooo
I wish I was a wine connoisseur like timberfake
Riunte?
Or MD 20/20?
oh and Timberfake where did you get those Boat Shoes you were wearing the other day those were so cool OMG.
REST IN PEACE MICHAEL JACKSON
I heard richie rexic smells
what a f@cking dooooooosh! get over your self … 9 out of 10 girls would never even think of dating your pale skinny ass .
Timber-Yard is hung like a hamster!
timberfake is actually hung like a horse he has a huge package
I have a man crush on timberfake I just want to cuddle and watch the take home chef with him
lets fu*k some wheurs
They call me Hawk and why does timberfake think he can come in my resturant and eat for free all the time.
This guy timberfake always comes in my resturants and orders the grouper Fish is Timberfakes favorite dish
did michael jackson give timberfake bubbles the monkey
timberfake can play a guitar just he ringing a bell
that richie rexic needs to get off her adderall because she is skinnier than michael jackson and she is a very frail sick women that throws up 5 times a day
timberfake has a great tan and uses hundred dollar tanning lotin I heard
i heard timberfake and tommy gun tickle each other’s buttholes and stick cucumbers up each other’s asses…
you guys are retarded. they’re at wave taco downtown. the guy on the left obviously works there since he’s wearing the shirt, he’s not a personal assistant.
no timberfake gave him that t-shirt he showed up wearing it it and walking with an umbrella over timberfake head.
this guy lease freaksofc*ck. com
Timberfake Loves Health Tonic
Timberfake takes more Health Tonic than michael jackson did it makes him dance and spit on people
WE WILL BE IN ST LOUIS NEXT WEEK RICHIE REXIC WERE COMING FOR YOUR ADDERALL AND YOUR COMPUTER.
NO ADDERALL IN PARADISE BROTHA
I gave timberfake some health tonic too I guess he just needs it
vance ivory loves only white pus*y
I gave timberfake his health tonic today
so poor and so black
I seen this guy in my pizza place
i bet this h*mo dances with scarves on at gay bars
I seen this h*mo at the homerun derby wasted
Lands in St. Louis tomorrow and is looking to meet timberf*ck and beat his ass…….nuff said!!
When are you coming to ride horses with me timberfake?
timberfake needs his daily shot of health tonic
hey everybody this is paul ketterer
timberfake loves stealing my pu$$y
i love cardinal fans and i seen timberfake at that there chuck berry concert