Timberfake Stole My Phone

EMAIL: Nik – Some one stole my cell phone this weekend, RR told me Timberfake flew here to get it .. =( . I guess her spells are still very valid, and timberfake fell for her cruel intentions – what a sad day. Oh and to the public, whatever pictures are leaked off of my phone and or videos, I will be PISSED. Okay thanks =) If this large phone is spotted, can some one please call 911 and report it. Thank you. Timberfake, please stop your antics, the witch isnt worth it.
If someone does find her phone please do not call 911. Instead please download all images and submit them to TheDirty.com. Thank you.- nik














i dont think timberfake would be caught dead in forever 21
Oh thats funny – how did you know it was stolen at her work
because we are dating
your dating me ?
dont be so coy sweetie…
Oh – I forgot. Sorry
Sounds like an awesome ruse so she can leak all the photos of herself
Pucker – Call me back, baby…
Who is this- why did you call my girlfriend ?
Drew you little beyotch thats my girlfriend back off
Namejacker. It ok Wop, I owe you a couple.
pucker dont lie your phone wasnt stolen this is just your excuse to send more naked photos to the dirty and act like it wasnt you.
but you know how to put your name out there, i’ll give you that.
Her phone was stolen for the record. She is climbing her way to fame , even her twitter follows have grown increasingly. Porn is doing this girl good, lesbian porn – she must hate meat.
Name jacker above. Pam is big leaguing me and not calling. She blames it on her phone being stolen????
woww
i love this.
i really lol’d.
I thought it was funny, too, megs.
Btw, I know who her co-star was in the “photo shoot” she did in Cali.
pretty sure MY LOVE LIFE should stay off of this website thanks
pretty sure porn doesnt count as a love life
Then why don’t you stay off of it. You are a f*cking sk*nk!
It will.
Didn’t make me laugh, made me cry such a B word would steal puckers phone
Yeah right your phone was “stolen” so pics could be leaked and you can get more attention that you crave. Even if it’s negative attention. You’re such a sad little girl.
No kidding. The “Call 911″ part was even better….kind of like someone who called 911 because the McDonalds they went to was out of Big Macs. Your phone is not 911-worthy or an emergency, little girl.
yes it is – i lost 300 numbers. I COULD BE TEXTING RIGHT NOW
word on the street is that you did lesbo porn when you were in california.
I was licking her meat cutains tonight and she had her phone. Total BS.
ugh…this chick is still here?
shes last months news.
yes because pucker is sooo hott, everyone wants to steal her phone so they can finally see nakd pics of her. because ya know, there aren’t already 100 naked pics of her on the internet already.
pucker is pathetic and BEYOND annoying. get over yourself. your so ugly pucker. i dont even see how you got to be a dirty celeb.
Seriously… everyone should stop commenting. She just wants attention, so sad
I think she gets it as she is – have fun in LA next week baby!
Your such an attention wh*re Pam. Everyone is annoyed and over you, time to get a life and move on. Buh bye!!
Just give me my phone back!
call 911? this girl is an idiot
you’re the idiot if you think she’s being serious.
is an idiot for liking Pam!
Hey megs.
If it isn’t one thing.. it is another with ya puck!
The post after this one oughta really be good. Just sayin’.
Assuming this story is real, you don’t call 911 for stolen cell phones. What a dummy. Call your local police dept non emergency line to file a report, shut off the phone and buy a new phone. Maybe then you’ll think twice about taking stupid pix on you phone and the company you keep.
This girl is mentally retarted. Do you really think we believe someone flew to come and steal your phone? Yeah, you are so high profile, someone would definitely do that. Dumb A**!
By the way, your head is waaaaaay to big for your body. Stop throwing up your meals.
i found it its in your house in your panties drawer
I call BS. Pam doesn’t own panties.
cutest ive seen pam look>
Calling 911 takes away from real emergancies. why wouldn’t you just call some of the numbers to find out whos it is. Thats what I did when I found a phone in a parking lot somewere. im guessing your phone is probs in a mall dressing room or floating in a hot tub somewere.
Pucker go catch AIDS n die, we all hate you. seriously
That’s pretty harsh. Go look at the RR in lingerie post and puke yourself to death, Dirk.
I would like to smack Pam in the face, but I would never wish AIDS on her.
????
If you spot it, please call Obama. We need the CIA and the secret service on this.
On the real, that sucks, Pam.
Can’t you check your account online or something, to see if since it’s been stolen if someone made a phone call on it. Then call that number they called and be like “ey yo, dis be mah main man buzz aldrin.” Or something of the sorts.
no the person stole it at work
like I said and will keep saying
FCK FOREVER 21
Do you really think by posting this that all your sh*t would be safe? You are just asking for it to be posted on here. You really can’t be that dumb.
Seriously Pucker nobody cares about your ugly manly looking a$$ please [removed]
hey loser I blocked you for a reason – no one cares about your butt pluggs yet you wear them
no b!tch you blocked me cause i told you how ugly you are and made you cry, get your facts straight yet again
Quite an accomplishment a$$hole. You made a 20 year girl who wouldn’t f*ck you cry. You must be such a fine example of today’s young manhood.
haha he didnt make me cry – he is a ugly douche bag who claims he is a mORMAN. and drinks beer. what a fake
Really, I f*ckin’ hate Mormons, like everybody else in he Ozarks do. Murderin’ m*therf*ckers. I do like the multiple wife thing though. H*ell I might could stay married that way.
Pucker, please just make up with RR. Then you do that lesbo porn together and make the Dirty Army very happy.
I think that would be the most unsexy unhot and unholy thing in the world.
But I would pay to see this train wreck!
I would tear that sht up
I think she’d stab you Pucker, before you came.
that would be one seriously successful snuff film plot.
pitch that to someone in the industry.
haahaha ok as long as they dont suggest me
Pam, I hope you don’t mean “tear that up” sexually. EWWWWWWWWWWWW! I’d rather eat a large pile of mule sh*t than I would RR’s nasty punani.
Pucker you’re fugly and gross….ewww!
Pam I think you look nice in this picture. Hopefully your nudies won’t be exposed all over the net and I have to call you a little ho* agian.
lol!! love you
I like the sentiment Brittany, but you know those pics’ll be all over this site in the next week or so.
my photos are copyrighted – there is a price sorry
Wanna bet me Nik’ll pay the royalties for ‘em, Little One?
Lose the dress and re-submit the photo.
haha. no way!. my cow boy boots cover too much, say shoes
turn around your fish is dead
Who the f*ck still uses a 2007 HTC Touch anyways?
Pam you lost a phone and I got one how crazy is that lol…. I do like this picture you look like you should be a wedding cake topper.
How much does it cost to hit it?
four hundro
Pam does look really cute in this picture.
Yeah cause her face is all blurred out, thank god!!
yea she does but she needs to do something with her hair
I only like the freshly f*cked look when I am the one that causes it
I don’t know Puck, you crack me up with this stuff. I need to see you in action in Kirk. I will put together a crew and we will do this town Dirty
kirkland ?
If the one of Pucker sucking my greg makes it onto the net, I’m suing the #1 playbaby.
yes Kirkland.