Statement From Smeagol To JV Jackrabbit Promoters: “PCL owns Thursday nights in Scottsdale, Nik Richie will be responsible for the 80/20 girl to guy ratio this Thursday…. amateurs go elsewhere.”
Smeagol, you are right. It was a JV move for them to put DJ AM’s logo on their flyer when he is not even performing?- nik
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i don’t care what happens, this guy is annoying as hell and i really never want to see his face again.
he made my ears bleed.
Jackrabbit would go bankrupt if they booked dj am. They are so broke they can only pay dj’s like dj jon (who’s horrible) 50$ a night. Nice try. Suede Thursdays!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suede??? hahahahahaha that was funny …they shouldnt even opemn the doors on thursdays
like seude thursdays with dj (im too old to be in the scene) j alan,,…come on man coulld u suck any bigger cock?
Scottsdale’s club scene blows. Almost nobody has any real money, its infested with ASU douches and douchettes and trashy people.
gay…again thedirty is in bed with PCL, DP and AJ. anything for a buck.
Does Smeagol sublease from you guys? The cheap, generic sanitized office and desk he is at looks just like the Dirty Pentagon. I guess 30K milli promoters can’t afford proper window treatments or a hook and nail to hang their “bulletin boards” on.
…. he is not sub-leasing…
that IS actually Nik’s office…
Dusty’s cubicle is way cooler…
– chef -
-crimking-
lol @ partying in Scottsdale, Arizona
I know right! and wtf is with the 80/20 ratio obviously they people have no idea how to throw a party. As a girl a party with 80% women would be awful most club ratio is kept at 60/40 or if its something like a Jamie Foxx party then it would be 70/30.
Jack Rabbit….only reason I still go there is so I can stare at [removed] gigantic chin all night.
JR is lame…broke, and sucks.
Landau stop posting comments.. no one in this city respects you dawg. You know who i am, and if you ever step foot in my club again, you will be tied down and beaten with wooden bats.
i’m sitting next to this kid right now. he’s been looking at this picture of himself for 10 mins.
Nice D-BAG promoter office he’s got there.
This guy thinks he is the sh*t he is a total loser. I could seriously kick his ass!!!
You look like your hung like a 12 year old boy! I mean seriously i could kick your ass
Chad isnt that the same shirt and hat u wore last night and the night before? I wonder who really is broke? Get a life and a real job land-duche
Wait did u just say seude thursdays? Isnt that the night that the club closese by midnight, cuz im pretty sure thats what happens..
no, it just gets really “dark” if you know what i mean. They love their bar close cuz its when all the white girls are too drunk
…. and for the record…
Chad is not the original “Smeagol”…
… check the original “DS” pages…
Chad is “Smeegs 2.0″
– chef -
-crimking-
This guy is a total d bag. On a power trip FOR SURE! Chad…you live in Scottsdale…you’re not fn cool!
80/20 girls/guys hasn’t happened in Scottsdale in 10 years, and won’t be happening anytime soon.
Honestly, your all f*gs
remember when this site was relevant? guess this is my last visit. i’ll go to new times’ website if i want to look at a bunch of club ads.
Should change this web address to [removed]. Pretty sure 99% of the people don’t care about this guy or his or the dirty’s club promotions. Thought this site made fun of people at the clubs?
Jackrabbit thursday nights are actually pretty fun, i went for my girlfriends birthday party last week and had a blast
Thanks for the free publicity! Jacks got the hottest girls in town and the best ratio, come see for yourself haters!
There are betters bars in No-Pho and in Glendale. Scottsdales for the shims and 30mili-K fruits named Rico Suavee (stupidest name ever)
rico go be miami popped collar, bad tat’s, trash somewhere else.
does that tall tranny girl (5,10 blonde, was in fhm for manny of the year) still steal tips and cheat on her bf owner?
don’t hate RICO ROCKS!
Why does JRab have a buncha doods, that dont know how to make a drink, workin there? It was cool last time i went, some hot chic made me & my boys kickass shots & by far a better drink than what I usually end up with from them cheezeball ASU doods….
Rusty Spur is probably the best nightclub in town. Seriously.
It will be 18 and over soon too, it wont matter
i want to see jadens boobs
LOL Jackrabbit has 1.5 good nights hopefully they can make it through the summer highly doubtful. Maybe Les should buy jackrabbit to make it relavant to Scottsdale. Oh & jackrabbit’s ratio is great… 20 ghetto black guys to every 3 non-ghetto.
and axis/suede has no black people? haha.
You mean the girls are as hot as the roaches in your bathroom. Fu@k Scottsdale!!!
this guy is a loser, look at him
Does C. Ranger the cocktail waitress there still add tips to your receipt at the end of the night?
What’s with all the club promoting? I hate club promoters with a passion. Remember when you used to make fun of those losers???? Enough already.
no one cares about how broke-@$$ the Scottsdale scene is, this site is starting to make we want to be productive at work again. C’mon Nik…
NIK-
I enjoyed your site when it first launched. I work at Goldman Sachs, obv wont give you my name, but we would look at your site after hours trying to see if there was anyone in the NY area we would recognize.
I can see from the responses and postings, your market share is dilluiting, your content is sub standard, and the main focus seems to be on promoters like this “douchebag” on picture above. Tell this capital one credit holder he would never survive in a real met area.
If you need advice on how to increase your ppc adver I do have a innovative suggestion: The webcam show could be a golden ticket. Get rid of those girls that people log on for 5 minutes and never come back. Do as the great Howard Stern did back in 1996. If you need more information on how he captured the same target market you are after then let me know how to get in contact with you. I will not email you as i presume you have someone filtering your emails.
And no, bluehorshoe does not love anaconda steel.
anacot steel. You dont work goldman. A goldman sachs boy would know this. I agree that this dou*che wouldnt survive nyc tho. Pretty much noone in scottsdale wouild. Thats why they live in scotts.
Chad runs the biggest parties in the nation. Maxim, Playboy, ESPN etc…Google him. He has contacts everywhere and lives in Scottsdale because he works with a group of people that do very well.
chad totally posted this! what a homo!!!
Stick to more normal “bar” type places like Loco and Acme… Its a little less “Douchey”…Just a little lol
SMEAGOL put me on the list i dont like to wait in line..
-KEEP IT MOIST
what a fun day it was underneath your desk Nik, Fun day at the office.
You guys are all idiots. PCL and JR are full of underage college girls on Thursday nights. Word on the street is that the cops have picked it up a tip and might be raiding. Suede should relocated to the Westside Phoenix because it’s Ghetto as hell. Axis\Radius use to be the hot spot and now they’re giving away bottles free on Thursday nights for groups of 5 or more, haha! With that being said, check out Creame Stereo Lounge. I have fun there and there’s a decent ratio of guys and girls and their waitresses are exotic and hot! Not your typical fake blonde and bombs….Do Work Son!
that was obviously whats his face all time dou#che promoter DURKEE who wrote that under Rock Star.
Ill be there undercover making arrests… I’ll be the guy wearing jeans and a button up shirt with vertical stripes. Watch out!
this site is becoming everything that it used to make fun of. I think the dirty staff have become bigger douche promoters than durkee ever was. good work guys!
The party goes off at Myst son!
Hot 18+ girls all for the pickins.
21+ to drink upstairs – Get yo drinks up.
18+ to dance downstairs.
All you other clubs be hating because the line at Myst is a quarter block long, like saturday nights, with both half-price cover list line and full price line.
ya go to myst and get shot geez
Myst is so ghetto its like The Buzz’s sister club now. If you have any standards avoid Myst like the plague!
Pcl has a 80%-20% girl to guy ratio every Thursday….8 girls and 2 guys. And they end up at Jr by midnight anyways….
That is the most pathetic office i have EVER seen. I get depressed just looking at it!!!
Arizona has Nightclubs????
2 Things:
JackRabbit is now the known spot for underage ASU girls with fake ID’s. This means thats they bring all the 21 and 22 year old douche bag guys who dont tip or spend money at the bar.. Lets Face it, ALL those bottles are comped at those tables. If you are a 23 year old girl with a REAL ID, why would you go there?
ANY Promoter, (even J.Lee) can fill a relatively small room like PCL, when you bring acts like Mickey Avalon and Dirt Nasty. Paired with an already hot night thanks to D JR., its a no-Brainer!! A couple grand up front and a hotel room is all it takes.
Keep promoting those clubs nik! If ever there was a moron who didn’t understand branding it is nik.
Put me on your gay ass club list, so I can show up and blow my f*cken brains out all over everybody. And then i’ll haunt the sh*t out of that place so nobody comes back. Then i’ll find more clubs to shove my ghost nuts at people in. F*cken idiots.
chad Landouche is the biggest loser scotts has ever seen. Go back to ohio, do^uche.
Clubbing is for dbags and insecure sk*nks
hahahaha chad landouche had my comment removed for hurting PCLs feelings! what an insecure pri*k. Now i am going to Jackrabbit and throwing my own promotion called ” The justin bobby twins takeover party” i will pack that place full of real celebs b*tchessss! Its on like donkey kong !!!!
it looks like his wiping cum of his chin. its sad when your parents neglect you and let you grow up trying on their dresses and lipstick. you get kids who look like this. you should see the whole jackrabbit employee staff, ive never seen so many f*gs in one place, they go to the same eyebrow waxer and suck the same dick at night.
This guy is on the dirty show with the girls and is stuffing his mouth with a cookie like hes stuffing his nouth with co*k. Gross chad
chad is the biggest dbag i have ever met in my life and has h*rpes
CHAD HAS NO FRIENDS…18 YEAR OLD KEEGAN DOESNT COUNT CUZ THE BANG EACHOTHER IN THE A$$ EVERY NIGHT
yo SMEAGOL put me on the list. it will make you $2 whole dollars
fck i cant walk after last night Nik, next time be soft.
chad is the most annoying guy ever…and he has herpes LADIES BEWARE
JR blows and chad is a sweetheart. he always is smiling and having a good time.
HAHAHA ok chad keep commenting on this ur such a loser
chad=STD gallore
What is with all these lame a$$ douche bags who’s whole life revolves around clubs. Seriously, get a real job people and a life. I go out all the time, to different places all over the city and always a good time regardless of where I go, or who makes the drinks, or what the ratio is, because I know I’m pulling something. F*cking bunch of lame a$$es on here. Club promoters are only relevant in their own minds. Nik – your party tonight is supposed to be about the people {DA} (like myself) who support your site and visit it on a regular basis, not about some douche bag promoters rivalry with other promoters/clubs.
Im going to rape his mother right in front of him, then take a bat to his face!
heres the thing my friends… People go to PCL because they give out free shots.. once the free shots are done then they come to jackrabbit Also PCL has 40 promoters who all get under paid second PCL is closing down HAHAH
im going to [removed] SMEAGOL after that event behind the dumpster behind the club.. i hope he atleast acts like he doesnt like having a huge rod stuffed from behind.
TOO BAD PCL IS CLOSING THIS MONTH…CHAD SUCKS
I CAN COUNT ON ONE HAND THE NUMBER OF FRIENDS CHAD HAS, EVERYONE HATES HIM, SUCKS TO BE U CHAD
haha. chad you studd, i didn’t know keegan is 18! good catch! you f@gs were made for eachother! and your company blows my company’s d*ck, I RUN THE SCENE!!! and you know it. prick.
nice office. f@g….lol….i can’t believe how often you check this page….i see you on it all the time, jerkin it
if the last comment was really from Jessica Lee, and i am having and time believing it is ….. Mainly because her promotion company is a joke ran by a beat up old hag who throws herself at every guy …. i mean what real successful event has she thrown solo??? Second i mean the girl acts like she has style and class, but if you’ve ever met her you’d know she has neither!!! i am not trying to be a dick, but seriously there are too many fake promoters out there and we’d probably like you all better and not pick on you guys if you just stopped with the stupidity!!!
does the dale have any real promoters? if so raise ur hand
me. i’m britney, b*tch
umm really? who the hell is this guy? he’s balding, missing patches of hair and is a complete douche bag. he’s not even good looking at all!!! and he is annoying as F*CK! also- this guy is definitely for the gays. come out and get some fresh air chad, that closet is getting really stuffy.
this chad guy is just a boy, where are all the real men at???!