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Statement From Smeagol To JV Jackrabbit Promoters: “PCL owns Thursday nights in Scottsdale, Nik Richie will be responsible for the 80/20 girl to guy ratio this Thursday…. amateurs go elsewhere.”

Smeagol, you are right.  It was a JV move for them to put DJ AM’s logo on their flyer when he is not even performing?- nik


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  1. June 30, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    jdbjrsgirl says:

    i don’t care what happens, this guy is annoying as hell and i really never want to see his face again. :( he made my ears bleed.

    Reply to jdbjrsgirl
  2. June 30, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    D-Bag says:

    Jackrabbit would go bankrupt if they booked dj am. They are so broke they can only pay dj’s like dj jon (who’s horrible) 50$ a night. Nice try. Suede Thursdays!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply to D-Bag
    • July 1, 2009 at 2:28 pm

      NIK says:

      like seude thursdays with dj (im too old to be in the scene) j alan,,…come on man coulld u suck any bigger cock?

      Reply to NIK
    • June 30, 2009 at 6:29 pm

      WOW says:

      Suede??? hahahahahaha that was funny …they shouldnt even opemn the doors on thursdays

      Reply to WOW
  3. June 30, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    Who cares? says:

    Scottsdale’s club scene blows. Almost nobody has any real money, its infested with ASU douches and douchettes and trashy people.

    Reply to Who cares?
  4. June 30, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    Poops Rodriguez says:

    gay…again thedirty is in bed with PCL, DP and AJ. anything for a buck.

    Reply to Poops Rodriguez
  5. June 30, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    Really? says:

    Does Smeagol sublease from you guys? The cheap, generic sanitized office and desk he is at looks just like the Dirty Pentagon. I guess 30K milli promoters can’t afford proper window treatments or a hook and nail to hang their “bulletin boards” on.

    Reply to Really?
    • June 30, 2009 at 2:23 pm

      CHEF says:

      …. he is not sub-leasing…
      that IS actually Nik’s office…

      Dusty’s cubicle is way cooler…

      – chef -
      -crimking-

      Reply to CHEF
  6. June 30, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    wickedson says:

    lol @ partying in Scottsdale, Arizona

    Reply to wickedson
    • June 30, 2009 at 10:41 pm

      Amber Synn says:

      I know right! and wtf is with the 80/20 ratio obviously they people have no idea how to throw a party. As a girl a party with 80% women would be awful most club ratio is kept at 60/40 or if its something like a Jamie Foxx party then it would be 70/30.

      Reply to Amber Synn
  7. June 30, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    Matt Damon says:

    Jack Rabbit….only reason I still go there is so I can stare at [removed] gigantic chin all night.

    JR is lame…broke, and sucks.

    Reply to Matt Damon
    • June 30, 2009 at 6:32 pm

      WOW says:

      Landau stop posting comments.. no one in this city respects you dawg. You know who i am, and if you ever step foot in my club again, you will be tied down and beaten with wooden bats.

      Reply to WOW
  8. June 30, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    dylan says:

    i’m sitting next to this kid right now. he’s been looking at this picture of himself for 10 mins.

    Reply to dylan
  9. June 30, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    pig hair says:

    Nice D-BAG promoter office he’s got there.

    Reply to pig hair
  10. June 30, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    Emily says:

    This guy thinks he is the sh*t he is a total loser. I could seriously kick his ass!!!

    Reply to Emily
  11. June 30, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    Emily says:

    You look like your hung like a 12 year old boy! I mean seriously i could kick your ass

    Reply to Emily
  12. June 30, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    lol says:

    Chad isnt that the same shirt and hat u wore last night and the night before? I wonder who really is broke? Get a life and a real job land-duche

    Reply to lol
  13. June 30, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    haha suede thursdays suck says:

    Wait did u just say seude thursdays? Isnt that the night that the club closese by midnight, cuz im pretty sure thats what happens..

    Reply to haha suede thursdays suck
    • June 30, 2009 at 5:11 pm

      pornfed says:

      no, it just gets really “dark” if you know what i mean. They love their bar close cuz its when all the white girls are too drunk

      Reply to pornfed
  14. June 30, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    CHEF says:

    …. and for the record…

    Chad is not the original “Smeagol”…

    … check the original “DS” pages…

    Chad is “Smeegs 2.0″

    – chef -
    -crimking-

    Reply to CHEF
  15. June 30, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    lol says:

    This guy is a total d bag. On a power trip FOR SURE! Chad…you live in Scottsdale…you’re not fn cool!

    Reply to lol
  16. June 30, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    Lame says:

    80/20 girls/guys hasn’t happened in Scottsdale in 10 years, and won’t be happening anytime soon.

    Reply to Lame
  17. June 30, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    Your ALL F*gs says:

    Honestly, your all f*gs

    Reply to Your ALL F*gs
  18. June 30, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    dirty? says:

    remember when this site was relevant? guess this is my last visit. i’ll go to new times’ website if i want to look at a bunch of club ads.

    Reply to dirty?
  19. June 30, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    CFHjames says:

    Should change this web address to [removed]. Pretty sure 99% of the people don’t care about this guy or his or the dirty’s club promotions. Thought this site made fun of people at the clubs?

    Reply to CFHjames
  20. June 30, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    mama bear loves papa bear says:

    Jackrabbit thursday nights are actually pretty fun, i went for my girlfriends birthday party last week and had a blast

    Reply to mama bear loves papa bear
  21. June 30, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    rico suavvee says:

    Thanks for the free publicity! Jacks got the hottest girls in town and the best ratio, come see for yourself haters!

    Reply to rico suavvee
    • June 30, 2009 at 9:13 pm

      .....No says:

      Why does JRab have a buncha doods, that dont know how to make a drink, workin there? It was cool last time i went, some hot chic made me & my boys kickass shots & by far a better drink than what I usually end up with from them cheezeball ASU doods….

      Reply to .....No
    • June 30, 2009 at 6:17 pm

      iggy says:

      rico go be miami popped collar, bad tat’s, trash somewhere else.

      does that tall tranny girl (5,10 blonde, was in fhm for manny of the year) still steal tips and cheat on her bf owner?

      Reply to iggy
    • June 30, 2009 at 5:21 pm

      Ceezee says:

      There are betters bars in No-Pho and in Glendale. Scottsdales for the shims and 30mili-K fruits named Rico Suavee (stupidest name ever)

      Reply to Ceezee
  22. June 30, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    J Live says:

    Rusty Spur is probably the best nightclub in town. Seriously.

    Reply to J Live
  23. June 30, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    Miss Vontitzinburg says:

    It will be 18 and over soon too, it wont matter :)

    Reply to Miss Vontitzinburg
  24. June 30, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    oh baby says:

    i want to see jadens boobs

    Reply to oh baby
  25. June 30, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    Suede/Axis says:

    LOL Jackrabbit has 1.5 good nights hopefully they can make it through the summer highly doubtful. Maybe Les should buy jackrabbit to make it relavant to Scottsdale. Oh & jackrabbit’s ratio is great… 20 ghetto black guys to every 3 non-ghetto.

    Reply to Suede/Axis
    • July 2, 2009 at 8:52 am

      Medium Pimpin (I go hard in the paint) says:

      and axis/suede has no black people? haha.

      Reply to Medium Pimpin (I go hard in the paint)
  26. June 30, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Ceezee says:

    You mean the girls are as hot as the roaches in your bathroom. Fu@k Scottsdale!!!

    Reply to Ceezee
  27. June 30, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    answers says:

    this guy is a loser, look at him

    Reply to answers
  28. June 30, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    Piper says:

    Does C. Ranger the cocktail waitress there still add tips to your receipt at the end of the night?

    Reply to Piper
  29. June 30, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    Einstein says:

    What’s with all the club promoting? I hate club promoters with a passion. Remember when you used to make fun of those losers???? Enough already.

    Reply to Einstein
  30. June 30, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    PK$ says:

    no one cares about how broke-@$$ the Scottsdale scene is, this site is starting to make we want to be productive at work again. C’mon Nik…

    Reply to PK$
  31. June 30, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    nik says:

    NIK-
    I enjoyed your site when it first launched. I work at Goldman Sachs, obv wont give you my name, but we would look at your site after hours trying to see if there was anyone in the NY area we would recognize.
    I can see from the responses and postings, your market share is dilluiting, your content is sub standard, and the main focus seems to be on promoters like this “douchebag” on picture above. Tell this capital one credit holder he would never survive in a real met area.
    If you need advice on how to increase your ppc adver I do have a innovative suggestion: The webcam show could be a golden ticket. Get rid of those girls that people log on for 5 minutes and never come back. Do as the great Howard Stern did back in 1996. If you need more information on how he captured the same target market you are after then let me know how to get in contact with you. I will not email you as i presume you have someone filtering your emails.
    And no, bluehorshoe does not love anaconda steel.

    Reply to nik
    • July 1, 2009 at 10:55 am

      THE dirtMcgirt says:

      anacot steel. You dont work goldman. A goldman sachs boy would know this. I agree that this dou*che wouldnt survive nyc tho. Pretty much noone in scottsdale wouild. Thats why they live in scotts.

      Reply to THE dirtMcgirt
      • July 1, 2009 at 3:03 pm

        yah says:

        Chad runs the biggest parties in the nation. Maxim, Playboy, ESPN etc…Google him. He has contacts everywhere and lives in Scottsdale because he works with a group of people that do very well.

        Reply to yah
      • July 2, 2009 at 2:10 pm

        hahahahaha says:

        chad totally posted this! what a homo!!!

        Reply to hahahahaha
  32. June 30, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    Phil Dogg says:

    Stick to more normal “bar” type places like Loco and Acme… Its a little less “Douchey”…Just a little lol

    Reply to Phil Dogg
  33. June 30, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    SMEAGOL put me on the list i dont like to wait in line..

    -KEEP IT MOIST

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  34. June 30, 2009 at 9:35 pm

    SMEAGOL-chad says:

    what a fun day it was underneath your desk Nik, Fun day at the office.

    Reply to SMEAGOL-chad
  35. June 30, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    Rock $TAR says:

    You guys are all idiots. PCL and JR are full of underage college girls on Thursday nights. Word on the street is that the cops have picked it up a tip and might be raiding. Suede should relocated to the Westside Phoenix because it’s Ghetto as hell. Axis\Radius use to be the hot spot and now they’re giving away bottles free on Thursday nights for groups of 5 or more, haha! With that being said, check out Creame Stereo Lounge. I have fun there and there’s a decent ratio of guys and girls and their waitresses are exotic and hot! Not your typical fake blonde and bombs….Do Work Son!

    Reply to Rock $TAR
    • July 1, 2009 at 11:18 am

      Im a cop says:

      Ill be there undercover making arrests… I’ll be the guy wearing jeans and a button up shirt with vertical stripes. Watch out!

      Reply to Im a cop
    • July 1, 2009 at 10:55 am

      THE dirtMcgirt says:

      that was obviously whats his face all time dou#che promoter DURKEE who wrote that under Rock Star.

      Reply to THE dirtMcgirt
  36. June 30, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    ... says:

    this site is becoming everything that it used to make fun of. I think the dirty staff have become bigger douche promoters than durkee ever was. good work guys!

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  37. June 30, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    The Real Thursday party says:

    The party goes off at Myst son!
    Hot 18+ girls all for the pickins.
    21+ to drink upstairs – Get yo drinks up.
    18+ to dance downstairs.
    All you other clubs be hating because the line at Myst is a quarter block long, like saturday nights, with both half-price cover list line and full price line.

    Reply to The Real Thursday party
  38. July 1, 2009 at 4:01 am

    the real dj am says:

    Pcl has a 80%-20% girl to guy ratio every Thursday….8 girls and 2 guys. And they end up at Jr by midnight anyways….

    Reply to the real dj am
  39. July 1, 2009 at 4:18 am

    seigfreid of roid says:

    That is the most pathetic office i have EVER seen. I get depressed just looking at it!!!

    Reply to seigfreid of roid
  40. July 1, 2009 at 5:48 am

    Hrass says:

    Arizona has Nightclubs????

    Reply to Hrass
  41. July 1, 2009 at 7:55 am

    bleezy says:

    2 Things:
    JackRabbit is now the known spot for underage ASU girls with fake ID’s. This means thats they bring all the 21 and 22 year old douche bag guys who dont tip or spend money at the bar.. Lets Face it, ALL those bottles are comped at those tables. If you are a 23 year old girl with a REAL ID, why would you go there?

    ANY Promoter, (even J.Lee) can fill a relatively small room like PCL, when you bring acts like Mickey Avalon and Dirt Nasty. Paired with an already hot night thanks to D JR., its a no-Brainer!! A couple grand up front and a hotel room is all it takes.

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  42. July 1, 2009 at 8:40 am

    anyways says:

    Keep promoting those clubs nik! If ever there was a moron who didn’t understand branding it is nik.

    Reply to anyways
  43. July 1, 2009 at 8:49 am

    CFHjames says:

    Put me on your gay ass club list, so I can show up and blow my f*cken brains out all over everybody. And then i’ll haunt the sh*t out of that place so nobody comes back. Then i’ll find more clubs to shove my ghost nuts at people in. F*cken idiots.

    Reply to CFHjames
  44. July 1, 2009 at 10:58 am

    THE dirtMcgirt says:

    chad Landouche is the biggest loser scotts has ever seen. Go back to ohio, do^uche.

    Reply to THE dirtMcgirt
  45. July 1, 2009 at 11:12 am

    No. 2 says:

    Clubbing is for dbags and insecure sk*nks

    Reply to No. 2
  46. July 1, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    bobbys twin says:

    hahahaha chad landouche had my comment removed for hurting PCLs feelings! what an insecure pri*k. Now i am going to Jackrabbit and throwing my own promotion called ” The justin bobby twins takeover party” i will pack that place full of real celebs b*tchessss! Its on like donkey kong !!!!

    Reply to bobbys twin
  47. July 1, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    smealgullable says:

    it looks like his wiping cum of his chin. its sad when your parents neglect you and let you grow up trying on their dresses and lipstick. you get kids who look like this. you should see the whole jackrabbit employee staff, ive never seen so many f*gs in one place, they go to the same eyebrow waxer and suck the same dick at night.

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  48. July 1, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    OMG says:

    This guy is on the dirty show with the girls and is stuffing his mouth with a cookie like hes stuffing his nouth with co*k. Gross chad

    Reply to OMG
  49. July 1, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    NIK says:

    chad is the biggest dbag i have ever met in my life and has h*rpes

    Reply to NIK
  50. July 1, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    chad landuche says:

    CHAD HAS NO FRIENDS…18 YEAR OLD KEEGAN DOESNT COUNT CUZ THE BANG EACHOTHER IN THE A$$ EVERY NIGHT

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