Woman Attacked With Sausage At IHOP

THE DIRTY ARMY: (thetowntalk.com) - Alexandria Police charged Jose Morales, 42, of 227 Mary Hill Road, Pineville, with second-degree battery for allegedly hitting a co-worker in the face with a hot sausage Sunday morning.
Police reported being called to the International House of Pancakes, 2715 MacArthur Drive, at 10:30 a.m. where they found the victim with a large burn on the right side of her face that was starting to blister. According to the police report, the victim said she was not immediately aware that she had been hit in the face by “a hot, greasy sausage.”
Another employee alleged that she saw Morales throw the sausage at the victim as she was standing on the other side of a high counter from him, according to the police report.
Since when has throwing your meat around against the law?- nik












That “guy” is a tool…snitches get stitches…b*tch
Nice Paki grammar there Nik!!
I throw my meat around a few times a week.
Throwing your meat around will always get you into trouble, especially if it causes blisters.
If throwing your meat at a womans face is illegal, than Im John Dillinger
*then*
No complaints on this end, smiply a good piece.
Throwing meat at someone is odd, but they’ll call it battery. Legally, battery is harmful or offensive contact. If the complainant was offended by the contact, it’s battery. If he/she saw it coming, too, then it’s also assault bc he/she was afraid of the contact.
He was just trying to get her to show him some respect with his meat. End of Story.
The jokes write themselves.
Well Jose Morales is my daddy and he didnt do it. I saw the lady and she NOTHING on her face, all she had was the interest of getting money.
he did her a favor for takin wrinckles off her face
LOL HAHA MISS WITH ME
he did her a favor for takin wrinckles off her face
it like like it should be a whataburger!
I don’t even know what to say, this made things so much eaiesr!