THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Olivia Munn. She’s Playboy’s July Celebrity Spread. I’m a [straight] chick and I probably would. Question is would you?
Answer: Nope! She needs +2′s, has terrible definition in her calves, has a pooch under her belly, too much excess fat in her cheeks and her elbow foreskin grosses me out.
Dirty Boy says:
for sure
to Dirty BoyPimp G (i hit virgin territory everytime!) says:
used to be on G4tv. i’m a geeky pimp, ok! nothing special, photoshop has made her doable. yes i would, i decided!
to Pimp G (i hit virgin territory everytime!)Sweetsmoke says:
know why Nik says NO to the hottest chicks?
to SweetsmokeTo save face knowing damn well not one of them would even consider touching his 3 inches of throbbing runted manhood.
It’s all good bro, most of us know ur game by now.
big n thick says:
I would lick that pu$$y until she squirted in my face. Then I’d bend her over and plunge my nine into her and blow on her back.
to big n thickslick1 says:
youre a F*G Nik!! Terrible definition in her calves….are you serious!? Youre concentrating on the wrong things if that what your concerned with!! I mean seriously, your comments are getting ridiculous now…..this girl is hot!!!
to slick1Reality says:
You are a LIAR!! I would!
to RealityUm....... says:
Those pics barely even look like her. She’s aight….nothing special. Kinda weird too.
to Um.......Wolfies says:
Nik..do you rub one out before typing your responses so you are no longer sexually frustrated? It must be easier to bash hot girls like this after you empty your tiny greg.
to Wolfiesofficial says:
you are for sure an EFIN F*G. that can be the only reason you wouldn’t do her. she is absolutly hot i would give it to her any time she asked.
to officialClown School says:
Nik is a flaming homo that likes gregs
to Clown SchoolJohnny boy says:
Yeah right, if this beauty was naked and bent over and looked around and said “hey can you help me out with this” you would say no?!?!
Nik, you are Forgy – I decided.
to Johnny boyvalygirl says:
Elbow foreskin? thats a new one
to valygirlAnonymous says:
WTF? Her legs are beautiful there is no pooch her face is NOT fat and her elbows are fine. You are a freak.
to Anonymoushooooo you are a moron says:
WTF? Her legs are beautiful there is no pooch her face is NOT fat and her elbows are fine. You are a freak.
to hooooo you are a moronBDM says:
Asking this nitwit whether he’d do chicks that any hetero guy would obviously do is STOOPID!
Nik is obviously gay…The more relevant question would be to ask the chicks if they’d do him, which would be overwhelmingly NAY!
to BDMBig Drew says:
If she un-tucked her greg Nik would.
to Big DrewGoodbar says:
Nik…you live a tortured existence….
to Goodbarvalygirl says:
Also this is becoming like asking “which girl does perez hilton want to f*ck.?”..makes no sense.
to valygirlEther says:
It’s for sure. Nik is a raging hypocrite. Hey jackass, if you’re bashing people over here because they are “homophobes,” you are no different for demeaning women.
to EtherGaslight says:
Pics don’t do her justice. She is smoking hott & has personality. I’m all for perfection but Nik you’re really starting to show that you are FORGY. Jus’ Sayin
to GaslightFranksFind says:
There’s only two options here: 1. Nik is gay or 2. Nik is lying . . . I don’t see any other option here..
to FranksFindAnonymous says:
hes obviously sarcastic and kidding in his answers. i mean look at him, hes lucky to get an average girl at best. short, skinny, big nosed average looking muslim. yeah, such a “ladies man”…..
to AnonymousWTF says:
DO YOU THINK ANYONE IS ATTRACTIVE?????SERIOUSLY COME ON NO BODY IS PERFECT AND IVE SEEN PICS OF YOU AND URDEFF NOT
to WTFCowboy Trout says:
First Nik turns down Pucker and now Olivia Munn? Def forgy.
to Cowboy TroutPIIHB says:
She will have uncontrollable bowel movements and lockjaw after all the ATM I am going to give her.
to PIIHBtigertiger says:
Nik you also forgot to mention she`s female everyone don`t you know Nik likes 12 yo Arab boys…lol
to tigertigeryea.. says:
nik is an effing idiot.
to yea..I'm a girl too says:
and I would, after a beer…. or 5. lol
to I'm a girl tooyea.. says:
has anyone seen nik?! like hes something great..
to yea..seigfreid of roid says:
Nik, do you ever see Tom Cruise in the closet?
to seigfreid of roidiwouldwouldyou says:
shes gorgeous, your outta your mind! one of the hotter girls you’ve posted on this site!
to iwouldwouldyounig ritchie says:
why are you guys catching feelings dummies this is part of his comedy Shtick.if he said yes 2 most of the girls like any heterosexual male then what would be the use of posting. he is just trying to get a rise out of you guys who cant get laid and get upset that he says no to chicks you wish you could have
to nig ritchievalygirl says:
chicks I wish I could have? ummm I get them all the time.
to valygirlWTF says:
you mom dont count!
to WTFanonymous says:
nik is gay
to anonymousyup says:
niks a f*g i decided
to yupDon Vito Corleone says:
I wish there was a smokin’ hot chick that had a page like this so we could ask her “Would You?” after sending in a few pic’s of NIK. What a haji f*g. I remember someone telling Nik on here that he’s so far in the closet that he might as well be in Narnia…truer words were never spoken!
to Don Vito CorleoneJ 2 the says:
Nik is for the g@y Gotti kid on here its official dude digs di-k.
to J 2 theMarc says:
YOURE A DOUCHE NIK….NO ONE IS PERFECT. GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE AND GET OVER YOURSELF. YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS NOT HOT OR PERFECT YET YOUR WITH HER? IS she THE REASON WHY YOU HARDLEY EVER say “YEP I’d DO HER?!” WHERE ARE THE “YES” answers to the “WOULD YOU?” GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY.
to Marcthe real one (the real one) says:
the places I would lick on her body. mmm mmm mmm
to the real one (the real one)Your Girl Toodles says:
Oh my!! :O
to Your Girl ToodlesJimothy says:
Nik stop stealing my game and my clones
Out… Romey
to Jimothynik is a f*g says:
or the comments are written by one of the sk*nks that works for him…. since all the comments are the same…
to nik is a f*gThe Dirty Army says:
You sir, are an artist.
to The Dirty Armyjc says:
Nik & “Hollywood Straight” are both gay…
to jctim the tool man says:
i like fat calves and elbow foreskin- it compliments her rib spikes
to tim the tool manNik-Um-Poop says:
Don’t you people get it? He posts the same crap and goes and parties all night and now he has a mansion. If you don’t like what Nik has on the site they don’t go on it. He’s made millions off you people and hes barely worked for it. Nik’s got A-RAB money.
to Nik-Um-Poopas if says:
She is cute. Very skinny, just needs a little definition. You can tell she doesn’t work out. Still cute.
to as ifLADIDA says:
GOOGLE her name….That is NOT even what she looks like! Shes looks kinda good in these pics but other ones shes a hot mess!
to LADIDAcommy killa says:
i could look at her for 30 days and still not notice her “elbow foreskin” you must be a h*mo
to commy killaRude Bobby says:
Nik would hit it even if she needed a few hours in the stairmaster.
to Rude BobbyJD says:
When did they start putting non nude celebs in PB? Very Gay
to JDPep says:
Nik, no wonder you are in a ‘dark place in your life right now.’ You are the one with the low self-esteem, crapping on everyone.
to Pepf*cking crazyy says:
shes f*cking hot as hell;
to f*cking crazyyim gay, and i would f*ck this girl all night
Dik Richie says:
You are out of your motherf*cking mind.
to Dik RichieOlivia Munn is hot as sh!t.
entertained says:
lmao…Nik is forgy…Not the hottest but i guess i’ll take this one for the team.
to entertained