Caption of the Day

Posted in Iraq, The Dirty | July 2nd, 2009

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Caption of the Day
  1. July 2, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    deekhead says:

    The real commander in cheif behind the dirty army, Nik’s brother whichman.

    Reply to deekhead
  2. July 2, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    Franchise says:

    Nik, it’s true: your cousin in this picture proves that movie actor Marty Feldman and you are long lost relatives!

    Reply to Franchise
  3. July 2, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    Jay sone says:

    He went, ummmm….. that way!

    Reply to Jay sone
  4. July 2, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    Bones says:

    You don’t even have to get this guy drunk before you hand him a gun.

    Reply to Bones
  5. July 2, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    Bung Hole says:

    Eye can see clearly now, the rain has gone!
    Eye can see all obsticals my way!

    Reply to Bung Hole
  6. July 2, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    Bung Hole says:

    Eye Eye Sir!

    Reply to Bung Hole
  7. July 2, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    Bung Hole says:

    Eye don’t get it. What do I do next with the round end?

    Reply to Bung Hole
  8. July 2, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    StuckinOC says:

    Proof that anyone can enlist in the dirty army. Our motto: “We don’t ask. You don’t need to tell. You can be a damn mutant for all we care.” Nik Richie

    Reply to StuckinOC
  9. July 2, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    dw says:

    Shouldn’t he have two guns?

    Reply to dw
  10. July 2, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    Deal it says:

    Let this be a lesson, being tea bagged never pays.

    Reply to Deal it
  11. July 2, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    pizzle says:

    who gave Pucker a gun??

    Reply to pizzle
  12. July 2, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    theratedrguy says:

    Dirka Dirka, mohommad jihad

    Reply to theratedrguy
  13. July 2, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    LEGAL EYES says:

    ohhh soooo shiny!

    Reply to LEGAL EYES
  14. July 2, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    NotReallyAllThere says:

    Joey Kovar’s lil bro really tries too hard sometimes…..

    Reply to NotReallyAllThere
  15. July 2, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    JD says:

    “We’ll put Mujibar on point, he’s got the best peripheral vision”

    Reply to JD
  16. July 2, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    KtotheC says:

    now tell me what to shoot so I’ll know which eye to aim with

    Reply to KtotheC
  17. July 2, 2009 at 10:26 pm

    holly says:

    holy effin retard….

    Reply to holly
  18. July 2, 2009 at 10:51 pm

    JT Chicago says:

    Refund Gap? I don’t see any refund gap. Your +2’s look perfect to me!

    Reply to JT Chicago
  19. July 2, 2009 at 10:52 pm

    JT Chicago says:

    No one can sneak up on Ali because he really does have eyes in the back of his head.

    Reply to JT Chicago
  20. July 3, 2009 at 6:32 am

    FranksFind says:

    stay out of his line of fire . . . stand behind him

    Reply to FranksFind
  21. July 3, 2009 at 7:32 am

    blake says:

    “Say hello to my little friend, uhhh hey wait, where did it go?”

    Reply to blake
  22. July 3, 2009 at 10:03 am

    MilfNScotts says:

    “So the game plan is to take down the enemy lines on the west and… GOD DAMMIT! Who the F*** gave Fred a gun again!? COME ON GUYS!”

    Reply to MilfNScotts
  23. July 3, 2009 at 10:05 am

    Straight Up J says:

    “Laugh all you want, I can aim at 2 targets at once!”

    Reply to Straight Up J
  24. July 3, 2009 at 10:36 am

    TacoDip says:

    I kill all infidels!! I start with you and you!!

    Reply to TacoDip
  25. July 3, 2009 at 10:47 am

    NewYorkGirlLovesTheDirty says:

    This is what happens when people play “Doctor” over in the sandbox…

    Reply to NewYorkGirlLovesTheDirty
  26. July 3, 2009 at 10:54 am

    Bung Hole says:

    Eye spy.

    Reply to Bung Hole
  27. July 3, 2009 at 11:06 am

    lolajolie says:

    You’ve got a sharp eye, my friend…

    Reply to lolajolie
  28. July 3, 2009 at 11:45 am

    kycats10 says:

    F*ck no you can’t shoot a beer can off my head!

    Reply to kycats10
  29. July 3, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    J says:

    If Nik’s mom drank while she was pregnant.

    Reply to J
  30. July 3, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    ultinice says:

    keep firing @sssholes!

    Reply to ultinice
  31. July 5, 2009 at 7:08 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I didn’t know Moesha had a brother

    Reply to Anonymous
  32. July 7, 2009 at 7:50 am

    dirrty daily says:

    …carefully chosen and programmed Manchurian candidate assassin extraordinaire readies his weapon before skillfully executing Nomar Garciaparra (shown in foreground)…another star falls…

    Reply to dirrty daily

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