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07.02.09

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July 2nd, 2009 at 1:19 pm THA DON (You Know What it iz...) Says:

Nik Richie and peeps gearing up for the war with Burrito

Anonymous Reply:
July 2nd, 2009 at 2:42 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA. THAT WAS SO F*CKING FUNNY
THA DONSYNDROME (MISSING CHROMOS EVERYWHEAZ). ARE YOU TAKING THAT ACT ON THE ROAD? CHODE.

Nulland Void Reply:
July 3rd, 2009 at 1:24 am

Kate Gosslin’s hair stylist blowing off some steam at the range.

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:22 pm Brandon Says:

Dead Eye?

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:23 pm LouisvilleSlugger Says:

That is the guy from the goonies! ” Hey you GUYS!

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:23 pm spooks_63 Says:

I’ve got an eye and a half on you.

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:25 pm Dewey Nami Says:

No caption is needed for this one

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:26 pm NG Austin Says:

We’re on the cutting edge of military tactics. We can use one man, where the US requires two.

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:26 pm anonymous Says:

i bet he’s got great aim, no wonder why so many civilians get shot.

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:27 pm RONNY Says:

IM KEEPING AN EYE ON BOTH OF YOU GUYS!!!!!

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:27 pm Mr. Nati Says:

I don’t think we have to worry about him hitting anything!

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:28 pm kycats10 Says:

Dude no you can’t shoot a beer can off my head.

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:29 pm Rusty Trombone Says:

I can shoot two infidels at the same time! Praise Allah!!!!

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:31 pm name here Says:

joey spider sides long lost brother

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:31 pm Jbet Says:

at the airport hes known as random bag search

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:36 pm TheRatedRGuy Says:

“No, you’ll be fine, just aim for the one in the middle.”

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:37 pm Diesel Junky Says:

The real story of how the crew of the Maersk Alabama survived.

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:37 pm Anonymous Says:

I’LL BE THE LOOK-OUT!

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:40 pm WHEELS Says:

This guy has peripheral vision like Barry Sanders!

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:45 pm Ha! Says:

Achmed, make sure you shoot the one in the middle.

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:47 pm SGM4LiFE Says:

Stop staring at me!!!!! and him!!!!!

TheDirtiest Reply:
July 2nd, 2009 at 2:36 pm

Love this one…

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:47 pm Matt T Says:

Ahmad keeps an eye on each prisoner.

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:49 pm bigdog sons Says:

Oh no…..Joey mated with a camel at a club and now look at what we have to deal with.

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:51 pm pepe Says:

My eyes have a refund gap large enough to hold all my 1,000 virgins. Allah Akbar! Bi*ches!

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:53 pm Gato Says:

That’s what I call a serious Refund Gap! He needs to go back to his Lasik specialist. Nik maybe you can refer him!

July 2nd, 2009 at 1:56 pm ButtPirate Says:

“What could possibly go wrong?”

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:00 pm lolajolie Says:

Top of his class at the Iranian Sniper Academy

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:03 pm cuts Says:

Don’t shoot till you see the whites of there eyes!

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:03 pm Dirt Merchant Says:

and now I will shoot my other eye co*keye

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:04 pm trevor Says:

This is what happens when the fly leaves his Nose.

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:05 pm Nema Z Says:

In the days before TheDirty.com, Nik Richie did what he needed to do to survive the mean streets of Iran.

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:06 pm photog321 Says:

After fu*king up another set of +2’s, Dr. Abdul got a job at the local pawnshop where he is known as Dr. U Lookin’ At Me.

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:08 pm Big Dirt Says:

Why would it not surprise me if Pucker has been 2 out of the 3 guys in this picture?

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:09 pm Big Dirt Says:

Why would it not surprise me if Pucker has been with 2 out of the 3 guys in this picture?

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:09 pm mx160 Says:

“This is for sending my cousin E.T. back to space!”

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:10 pm LeRoy Says:

Joey from The Real World went to the dry look?

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:12 pm Toxicity Says:

Ralphie from the acclaimed holiday film “A Christmas Story” is now currently filming “A Terrorist Christmas”. Seen here during a behind the scenes interview he admits he never listened to warnings that he might indeed shoot his eye out.

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:12 pm Baba Booey Says:

Shoot the one in the middle,,,

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:13 pm BIG LOU Says:

EYE got this one!!!

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:15 pm Anonymous Says:

I guess he got a red rider BB gun for christmas

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:15 pm Cowboy Trout Says:

This is why Tristan is never late to work at the Dirty. Dusty has Nik’s brother crackin’ down on the help.

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:17 pm gosh Says:

It sure would be hard to run a zig zag pattern to avoid his bullets

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:18 pm TomFoolery Says:

If looks could kill, this guy could kill around corners.

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:20 pm peruviancruiser Says:

what’s Nomar Garciaparra doing in Iraq?

Sniggity snaps.. Reply:
July 2nd, 2009 at 2:23 pm

oh man.. lmao

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:20 pm TR Says:

His fellow Jihadists won’t question why he didn’t yell “Allah Akbhar” before murdering his orthodontist and optometrist. Even they knew Allah failed him.

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:20 pm Dert McGert Says:

You don’t have to be accurate when you have an Uzi!

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:23 pm TR Says:

First I will shoot my optometrist. Then I will do a 180 degree turn and shoot my orhtodontist. I’m looking at both of them right now.

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:23 pm Sniggity snaps.. Says:

What? Now the Klingons are on their side? We’re screwed..

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:24 pm Sniggity snaps.. Says:

So easy a caveman can do it..

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:25 pm Remote Says:

I doubt he’ll get the 72 virgins upon completion of his mission

dkukk Reply:
July 2nd, 2009 at 4:23 pm

LOL

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:26 pm Gross Says:

Put an eye patch on that thing, or wear some shades. Sick!

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:27 pm Sniggity snaps.. Says:

Mahmoud Mohammed al Smeagol

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:29 pm SRL Says:

You think he shoots crazy you should see how he pees.

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:31 pm CorinneC Says:

It’s hard for Sanjeep. He has to rip the Koran in half and hold it on each side of his face to read it.

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:31 pm HB Says:

You can’t tell from this picture but he had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:34 pm cabear Says:

You talking to me No me…. I’m over here

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:36 pm cabear Says:

Let him play with it …. just don’t load it

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:37 pm TheDirtiest Says:

You’ve heard of FLIR (Forward Looking InfraRed, this guy has SLIR (Sideways Looking InfraRed)

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:37 pm wtf Says:

I guess TNT didn’t work out very well with Sam Cassell.

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:39 pm ian Says:

If we stand right here….we’re safe

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:40 pm Carrie in Dublin Says:

Its a good thing several women will be forced to marry him or he’d never get laid.

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:42 pm Big TB Says:

Even terrorist arent allowed to discriminate

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:43 pm DEEMONEY Says:

I promise…. I won’t miss the apple on your head this time !!!

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:43 pm Big TB Says:

If Micheal Jackson would of had 2 more surgory’s he would look worse than this guy

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:46 pm LA Says:

The irony here is that it’s usually …prey… that have eyes on the sides of their head. Not predator. Not a good sign.

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:48 pm Caliboy Says:

Try this gun…….I dont think a rifle with a scope is right for you

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:49 pm Get em girl ( thas my two cents..comin from a girl) Says:

oh hell no.. with eyes like that, he’ll shoot all his OWN damn people with them cocked out eyes… them fxckers are stupid fo lettin him have the gun.. they askin for they own death!

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:50 pm LiveFree Says:

Somebody better give me more of the crack pipe or im shooting!

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:52 pm johnnychesterfield Says:

“Dead-eye the Assassin” takes careful aim at his target’s head.

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:57 pm SRL Says:

Jurassic Park raptor

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:57 pm HiNik! Says:

Okay team in the event we have two attackers on the east and west sides call on Crazy Eyes Killa tand he’ll take both out at the same time!

July 2nd, 2009 at 2:58 pm lvgeo Says:

Nik and his cousin find the gold at the local pawn shop…

July 2nd, 2009 at 3:01 pm surenuff Says:

to be good terrorist you must have good vision like me, its like eyes on both sides of your head.

July 2nd, 2009 at 3:06 pm Brian G Says:

It’s Hammerhead to you punk. Chuck norris aint got sight like me.

July 2nd, 2009 at 3:07 pm Cayla Says:

After 24 years of being considered a “one hit wonder”, Sloth from The Goonies decided it was time to leave the pirate ship and save Iraqi children from evil terrorists.

July 2nd, 2009 at 3:09 pm reignking Says:

U.S. troops having seized major combat operations hand over controls to the Iraqi security council. God help us all.

July 2nd, 2009 at 3:11 pm pig hair Says:

Have you ever heard the term, “eye’s cocked like a pistol?” This is a perfect example.

July 2nd, 2009 at 3:13 pm DJ 3 LITERS Says:

Dirka dirka reTOD

July 2nd, 2009 at 3:16 pm Matty B Says:

The most dangerous of assassins…he can shoot you and look away at the same time.

July 2nd, 2009 at 3:27 pm Super Tramp Says:

Casting call for new Star Wars, attack of Nick’s twin brother.

July 2nd, 2009 at 3:32 pm Kajun Says:

“You lookin’ at me?”

July 2nd, 2009 at 3:33 pm katybaby Says:

if i looked like that i’d want to kill myself too

July 2nd, 2009 at 3:34 pm The Edyy Says:

with all the shotguns in the back he got that little thing? I think he`s the only one who saw it

July 2nd, 2009 at 3:35 pm I make girls c*m rainbows Says:

The latest GAP commercial

July 2nd, 2009 at 3:48 pm RichieGunz Says:

Free gun program for walleyed retards in Iraq is off to a resounding success.

July 2nd, 2009 at 3:51 pm Johnny Mar Superstar Says:

Thanks Sham wow my gun never shined so nice

July 2nd, 2009 at 3:59 pm Trim Reaper Says:

You talken to me?

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:05 pm Fry Says:

“Look at me…suicide is my only option.”

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:09 pm Ben Says:

Anybody seen my Baseball?

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:11 pm DD Says:

He was the toughest gangster in all of Iraq he was know as Abdul “Fisheye” Hassan

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:29 pm dkukk Says:

I told that terrorist SOB if you don’t stop playing with your greg you’d go cross-eyed

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:50 pm Daethian Says:

Keep your eye on the prize gone horribly wrong

July 2nd, 2009 at 4:58 pm Master Noodle Says:

Hold on hold on…. Last time I did this I shot myself in the eye!!!!!!

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:06 pm H.B.I.C Says:

no BS! Even for you my friend, 72 virgins!

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:06 pm Anonymous Says:

The Iraq version of “Stripes”, “All I know,…. is that I finally get to kill somebody”…….

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:11 pm Actually Says:

PRECISION SHOOTING..probably not this guy’s specialty

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:12 pm Dave Says:

“Burrito-before the photoshop”.

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:13 pm schlep49 Says:

Iraqi “Secret Agent”….code name: “The Chameleon”

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:31 pm dolores Says:

his gun is 2-sided - anyone notice that?
guess iraqi’s arent dumb

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:52 pm Mr. Angry Says:

Yes, believe it or not my brother is also my father, what does that have to do with anything?

July 2nd, 2009 at 5:57 pm Anonymous Says:

Ok Ok Hey, keep an eye on me—- me and my friend here decided after seeing the size of that, well you wont have hold a gun to our heads

July 2nd, 2009 at 6:00 pm EXPO Says:

Which way did he go?

July 2nd, 2009 at 6:03 pm deekhead Says:

The real commander in cheif behind the dirty army, Nik’s brother whichman.

July 2nd, 2009 at 6:28 pm Franchise Says:

Nik, it’s true: your cousin in this picture proves that movie actor Marty Feldman and you are long lost relatives!

July 2nd, 2009 at 6:54 pm Jay sone Says:

He went, ummmm….. that way!

July 2nd, 2009 at 7:02 pm Bones Says:

You don’t even have to get this guy drunk before you hand him a gun.

July 2nd, 2009 at 7:04 pm Bung Hole Says:

Eye can see clearly now, the rain has gone!
Eye can see all obsticals my way!

July 2nd, 2009 at 7:05 pm Bung Hole Says:

Eye Eye Sir!

July 2nd, 2009 at 7:05 pm Bung Hole Says:

Eye don’t get it. What do I do next with the round end?

July 2nd, 2009 at 7:07 pm StuckinOC Says:

Proof that anyone can enlist in the dirty army. Our motto: “We don’t ask. You don’t need to tell. You can be a damn mutant for all we care.” Nik Richie

July 2nd, 2009 at 7:09 pm dw Says:

Shouldn’t he have two guns?

July 2nd, 2009 at 7:13 pm Deal it Says:

Let this be a lesson, being tea bagged never pays.

July 2nd, 2009 at 7:16 pm pizzle Says:

who gave Pucker a gun??

July 2nd, 2009 at 8:18 pm theratedrguy Says:

Dirka Dirka, mohommad jihad

July 2nd, 2009 at 8:47 pm LEGAL EYES Says:

ohhh soooo shiny!

July 2nd, 2009 at 9:11 pm NotReallyAllThere Says:

Joey Kovar’s lil bro really tries too hard sometimes…..

July 2nd, 2009 at 10:10 pm JD Says:

“We’ll put Mujibar on point, he’s got the best peripheral vision”

July 2nd, 2009 at 10:12 pm KtotheC Says:

now tell me what to shoot so I’ll know which eye to aim with

July 2nd, 2009 at 10:26 pm holly Says:

holy effin retard….

July 2nd, 2009 at 10:51 pm JT Chicago Says:

Refund Gap? I don’t see any refund gap. Your +2’s look perfect to me!

July 2nd, 2009 at 10:52 pm JT Chicago Says:

No one can sneak up on Ali because he really does have eyes in the back of his head.

July 3rd, 2009 at 6:32 am FranksFind Says:

stay out of his line of fire . . . stand behind him

July 3rd, 2009 at 7:32 am blake Says:

“Say hello to my little friend, uhhh hey wait, where did it go?”

July 3rd, 2009 at 10:03 am MilfNScotts Says:

“So the game plan is to take down the enemy lines on the west and… GOD DAMMIT! Who the F*** gave Fred a gun again!? COME ON GUYS!”

July 3rd, 2009 at 10:05 am Straight Up J Says:

“Laugh all you want, I can aim at 2 targets at once!”

July 3rd, 2009 at 10:36 am TacoDip Says:

I kill all infidels!! I start with you and you!!

July 3rd, 2009 at 10:47 am NewYorkGirlLovesTheDirty Says:

This is what happens when people play “Doctor” over in the sandbox…

July 3rd, 2009 at 10:54 am Bung Hole Says:

Eye spy.

July 3rd, 2009 at 11:06 am lolajolie Says:

You’ve got a sharp eye, my friend…

July 3rd, 2009 at 11:45 am kycats10 Says:

F*ck no you can’t shoot a beer can off my head!

July 3rd, 2009 at 12:22 pm J Says:

If Nik’s mom drank while she was pregnant.

July 3rd, 2009 at 3:10 pm ultinice Says:

keep firing @sssholes!

July 5th, 2009 at 7:08 pm Anonymous Says:

I didn’t know Moesha had a brother

July 7th, 2009 at 7:50 am dirrty daily Says:

…carefully chosen and programmed Manchurian candidate assassin extraordinaire readies his weapon before skillfully executing Nomar Garciaparra (shown in foreground)…another star falls…

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30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

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Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"

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