Just Curious Nik

Posted in ASU, Scottsdale, The Dirty | July 2nd, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I am very curious as to what happen to your ex girlfriend Tori from back in the day?  You blew that deal!!!

Unfortunately, she got involved with a random dude who has a huge adams apple (it sticks out farther than his nose)… he knocked her up and they forced marriage.  I tried to talk her out of the marriage part… told her that she was way too young, but she wouldn’t listen.- nik



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Just Curious Nik
  1. July 2, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    Anonymous says:

    More like she caught you with “a random dude”

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  2. July 2, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    Da Man says:

    More like she caught you getting corn-holed by “a random dude.” Psst Nic, they’re not really random when you pick them up at Apollo’s.

    Reply to Da Man
  3. July 2, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    Budget Baller says:

    Nik, you didn’t hit that you lying sandie

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  4. July 2, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    dumb says:

    I find it funny that nik calls girls that are actually gorgeous ugly and makes up names about them, when the girl he actually dates is the ugliest one of all lol, Nik has bad taste, this girl is ugly her face looks like she’s slow/retarded. ew.

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    • July 7, 2009 at 11:58 pm

      who cares says:

      i was just about to post this exact same thing pretty much and i never respond to ANYTHING on here.

      Reply to who cares
  5. July 2, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I have a buddy who used to always hang out at PCL all the time, he hooked up with her shortly after this cover came out

    Reply to Anonymous
    • July 2, 2009 at 7:06 pm

      OMG says:

      you already said that dbag. Get a clue you cant make yourself better by cutting her down than rubbing it out to her.

      Reply to OMG
  6. July 2, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    George in Cali says:

    She’s not that hot at all. WTF

    Reply to George in Cali
  7. July 2, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I have a buddy who hooked up with this chick

    Reply to Anonymous
  8. July 2, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    F U says:

    Now we know where Nik came up with the expression “refund gap”

    Reply to F U
  9. July 2, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    Bruno says:

    i thought you were going to say huge dick

    Reply to Bruno
  10. July 2, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    IpoenAZ says:

    She looks like one of the twins from “suite life of zach and cody” no h*mo on the refrence

    Reply to IpoenAZ
  11. July 2, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    oatmeal eater says:

    this isnt even a real cover nice photo shopping

    Reply to oatmeal eater
  12. July 2, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    Anonymous says:

    So now I know why Nik says no to pretty girls. because he only likes chicks that have down syndrome faces (this chick) and chicks with fat lumpy bodies (his ex sarah whatever her name is)

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  13. July 2, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    seriously says:

    why dont you people just leave her alone. she has a family now and is happy. is it really that upsetting to you

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  14. July 2, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    cdub says:

    that b*tch is tore up…..real shimmy in the face

    Reply to cdub
  15. July 2, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    No one cares says:

    wow nic u dated this chic uve bashed way hotter girls then this. her faces is weird looking

    Reply to No one cares
  16. July 2, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    Wow. says:

    Nik talks so much crap about the prettiest girl I expected a girl he dated to be beyond amazing and nearly perfect, but wow this girl made me nearly gag. Her face is just horrible, nice boobs, but omg her face.

    Reply to Wow.
  17. July 2, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    Common Sense says:

    Typical blond broad….

    Reply to Common Sense
  18. July 2, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    Le says:

    all she is is a fake tits…without them shed be nothing…

    Reply to Le
  19. July 2, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    Primetime says:

    REFUND GAP with a touch of the downs.

    Reply to Primetime
  20. July 2, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    holly says:

    she’s the kind of girl you could take home to mom… just sayin’….

    Reply to holly
  21. July 2, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    Burning Sensation says:

    Yeah, totally ugly.

    Reply to Burning Sensation
  22. July 2, 2009 at 10:57 pm

    Matt Ramsey AKA Peter North says:

    Leave the white women alone!! Stay with your towel head chicks.

    Reply to Matt Ramsey AKA Peter North
  23. July 2, 2009 at 11:07 pm

    Anonymous says:

    half the girls he says has weird elbows, he’s joking about you NICOMPOOPS! <—-new insult name

    he would totes hook up with half of them

    Reply to Anonymous
  24. July 3, 2009 at 1:29 am

    Steve-O says:

    Nik, you dated this chick? I’ve met her in person, she looks completely different then the Playboy pictures. Photoshop is definitely for liars!

    Reply to Steve-O
  25. July 3, 2009 at 2:14 am

    Hypocrite killer says:

    This girl has…Would u like sexy dance written all over here…. here tits look like blocks i use to put into holes when i was three.. u Ripe that s*hit out of girls that look 30 times better then here.. she looks like a jammed up russian stripper off the boat who has done more bl*w then dollars she collected… I figured u were picking up bangers cause u go so hard on these girls.. but u basically are a shim hunter like the others you ripe on

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  26. July 3, 2009 at 2:26 am

    over it find out who the hell this is and lets move the hell on says:

    yeah i never usually comment but her face looks busted in this pic..

    Reply to over it find out who the hell this is and lets move the hell on
  27. July 3, 2009 at 4:11 am

    Anonymous says:

    She looks like if Nicky Hilton had a drag queen look alike contest.. this girl would take the prize.. wow.

    Reply to Anonymous
  28. July 3, 2009 at 4:45 am

    what says:

    What’s wrong with her face??? For someone who only makes fun of actually pretty girls-you think this one is hot????

    Reply to what
  29. July 3, 2009 at 7:04 am

    Vagasil says:

    Dopey face with hack job knockers.

    Reply to Vagasil
  30. July 3, 2009 at 8:52 am

    jared says:

    I knew tori before she got married and she said she never dated nik. I doubt he dated any of the other girls either and yes photoshop is for liars because she is actually pretty in person.

    Fyi this picture was taken 5 years ago when she was in playboy

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  31. July 3, 2009 at 9:35 am

    dale of scotts says:

    nik never dated her you retards…he’s a tool box who couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison.

    Reply to dale of scotts
  32. July 3, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    THE dirtMcgirt says:

    she is so beat. I wonder if her mother is going to make an appearance on this post ???

    Reply to THE dirtMcgirt
  33. July 3, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    Anonymous says:

    This busted up chick is just like every other nasty blonde hair big fake tits girl. They are ugly so they go under the knife for some attention then they end up knocked up and or married and then no one thinks they’re hot after that. They usually end up divorced and then they prey on young guys to remember the good ol days when guys drooled over their big t*ts and ignored their faces. Or they end up staying married and just prey on their daughters boyfriends when the husband is at work.

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  34. July 3, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Nik, don’t pretend like you know the situation when you don’t. I’m a friend of Ryans so if anyone would know its me. They were engaged before they found out about the baby and planned on getting married in 2009, then wanted to try for a kid after. But then they found out she was pregnant and sped the process up and got married. their marriage was not forced they are very happy. Congratulations Ryan and Torie! I have to say that in the beginning I thought Torie was just another Scottsdale tramp but she is nothing like I thought.

    Reply to Anonymous
    • July 5, 2009 at 5:31 pm

      Jus sayin' says:

      Tori and Nik have never even met. That has been established, why he lies is a mystery to me. If he dated her you think he would be able to produce 1 picture of them together ! Someone who knows them so well would know how to spell her name correctly, It is Tori not Torie ! I have no idea why Nik brings up this false story about dating Tori but she is very happy with her marriage and her son. Good for her and hope Nik lets this sad lie of his finally rest

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  35. July 4, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    yuck says:

    The picture would be hotter if she had a bag over her head.

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  36. July 4, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    anyways says:

    don’t get upset with nik – he is a balding 30 yr old club promoter – he doesn’t have the most brains out there.

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  37. July 9, 2009 at 11:57 am

    eva says:

    She’s a very pretty girl, no matter what any of you have to say. (And you’re only saying it to ‘hurt’ nik, because he claims to have dated her.)

    Reply to eva
  38. July 29, 2009 at 3:37 am

    FancyGirl says:

    I totally went to school with this girl and she is a total sweet heart!!!! This pic actually does her no justice in the facial area, she is much hotter in person. Didn’t know about the baby but congrats Tori :)

    Reply to FancyGirl

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