Just Curious Nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am very curious as to what happen to your ex girlfriend Tori from back in the day? You blew that deal!!!
Unfortunately, she got involved with a random dude who has a huge adams apple (it sticks out farther than his nose)… he knocked her up and they forced marriage. I tried to talk her out of the marriage part… told her that she was way too young, but she wouldn’t listen.- nik

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42 Responses to “Just Curious Nik”
More like she caught you getting corn-holed by “a random dude.” Psst Nic, they’re not really random when you pick them up at Apollo’s.
I find it funny that nik calls girls that are actually gorgeous ugly and makes up names about them, when the girl he actually dates is the ugliest one of all lol, Nik has bad taste, this girl is ugly her face looks like she’s slow/retarded. ew.
who cares Reply:
July 7th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
i was just about to post this exact same thing pretty much and i never respond to ANYTHING on here.
I have a buddy who used to always hang out at PCL all the time, he hooked up with her shortly after this cover came out
OMG Reply:
July 2nd, 2009 at 7:06 pm
you already said that dbag. Get a clue you cant make yourself better by cutting her down than rubbing it out to her.
Now we know where Nik came up with the expression “refund gap”
She looks like one of the twins from “suite life of zach and cody” no h*mo on the refrence
this isnt even a real cover nice photo shopping
deliciousheat Reply:
July 8th, 2009 at 10:24 am
It actually is a real cover. Search Playboy College girls on Google.
So now I know why Nik says no to pretty girls. because he only likes chicks that have down syndrome faces (this chick) and chicks with fat lumpy bodies (his ex sarah whatever her name is)
why dont you people just leave her alone. she has a family now and is happy. is it really that upsetting to you
wow nic u dated this chic uve bashed way hotter girls then this. her faces is weird looking
Nik talks so much crap about the prettiest girl I expected a girl he dated to be beyond amazing and nearly perfect, but wow this girl made me nearly gag. Her face is just horrible, nice boobs, but omg her face.
she’s the kind of girl you could take home to mom… just sayin’….
Leave the white women alone!! Stay with your towel head chicks.
half the girls he says has weird elbows, he’s joking about you NICOMPOOPS! <—-new insult name
he would totes hook up with half of them
Nik, you dated this chick? I’ve met her in person, she looks completely different then the Playboy pictures. Photoshop is definitely for liars!
This girl has…Would u like sexy dance written all over here…. here tits look like blocks i use to put into holes when i was three.. u Ripe that s*hit out of girls that look 30 times better then here.. she looks like a jammed up russian stripper off the boat who has done more bl*w then dollars she collected… I figured u were picking up bangers cause u go so hard on these girls.. but u basically are a shim hunter like the others you ripe on
yeah i never usually comment but her face looks busted in this pic..
She looks like if Nicky Hilton had a drag queen look alike contest.. this girl would take the prize.. wow.
What’s wrong with her face??? For someone who only makes fun of actually pretty girls-you think this one is hot????
I knew tori before she got married and she said she never dated nik. I doubt he dated any of the other girls either and yes photoshop is for liars because she is actually pretty in person.
Fyi this picture was taken 5 years ago when she was in playboy
nik never dated her you retards…he’s a tool box who couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison.
she is so beat. I wonder if her mother is going to make an appearance on this post ???
This busted up chick is just like every other nasty blonde hair big fake tits girl. They are ugly so they go under the knife for some attention then they end up knocked up and or married and then no one thinks they’re hot after that. They usually end up divorced and then they prey on young guys to remember the good ol days when guys drooled over their big t*ts and ignored their faces. Or they end up staying married and just prey on their daughters boyfriends when the husband is at work.
Nik, don’t pretend like you know the situation when you don’t. I’m a friend of Ryans so if anyone would know its me. They were engaged before they found out about the baby and planned on getting married in 2009, then wanted to try for a kid after. But then they found out she was pregnant and sped the process up and got married. their marriage was not forced they are very happy. Congratulations Ryan and Torie! I have to say that in the beginning I thought Torie was just another Scottsdale tramp but she is nothing like I thought.
Jus sayin' Reply:
July 5th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Tori and Nik have never even met. That has been established, why he lies is a mystery to me. If he dated her you think he would be able to produce 1 picture of them together ! Someone who knows them so well would know how to spell her name correctly, It is Tori not Torie ! I have no idea why Nik brings up this false story about dating Tori but she is very happy with her marriage and her son. Good for her and hope Nik lets this sad lie of his finally rest
The picture would be hotter if she had a bag over her head.
don’t get upset with nik - he is a balding 30 yr old club promoter - he doesn’t have the most brains out there.
She’s a very pretty girl, no matter what any of you have to say. (And you’re only saying it to ‘hurt’ nik, because he claims to have dated her.)
I totally went to school with this girl and she is a total sweet heart!!!! This pic actually does her no justice in the facial area, she is much hotter in person. Didn’t know about the baby but congrats Tori
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