Carmex Is Your Future

Posted in Carmex, Hollywood, The Dirty | July 3rd, 2009

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Did you ever wonder what Megan Fox is going to look like in twenty years?



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Carmex Is Your Future
  1. July 3, 2009 at 8:07 am

    Um....... says:

    This is photoshopped!

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  2. July 3, 2009 at 9:07 am

    Nick Manning says:

    Bita is becoming freakier looking and scarier than the cat woman or michael jackson…i bet her family is real proud of this disaster

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  3. July 3, 2009 at 9:35 am

    Whaaaa?!!!?!! says:

    She looks like what Angelina would have looked like if she became a stripper, id bang her…head in the car door after i kicked her a$$ out

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  4. July 3, 2009 at 9:58 am

    chad says:

    more of a mangelina jolie.

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  5. July 3, 2009 at 10:46 am

    um says:

    thats hot

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  6. July 3, 2009 at 10:46 am

    Bung Hole says:

    Thank goodness for DIMMER SWITCHES and ALCOHOL!!!

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  7. July 3, 2009 at 10:53 am

    Dirt Merchant says:

    BJ Penn cant believe his eyes either……..

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  8. July 3, 2009 at 10:55 am

    CAVS#1 says:

    no way. just too much surgery. this may be the ugliest girl ive ever seen.

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  9. July 3, 2009 at 11:08 am

    150K MILLI says:

    Looks like BJ punched her in a mouf..

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  10. July 3, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I think she strips at Delilahs in Philadelphia sometimes.

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  11. July 3, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    very says:

    scary

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  12. July 3, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    WESTWOOD says:

    The funny thing is that’s an OLD picture, you should see her now, she’s even scarier now that she’s in her 40’s. We see her ambiguously gay, 30 something, wannabe model/actor, loser boyfriend & her out at Vanguard all the time, they provide our humour for the evening, always good for a laugh.

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    • July 4, 2009 at 10:38 am

      Gena says:

      Now which 40-something loser bartender/never-gonna-be actor are we talking about here? She has several, HAHA….xoxo Gigi

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  13. July 3, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    KILLedhardy says:

    LOL, yea we ALL know Bita & Johnny Guns (seriously that’s what he calls himself). They make a nice couple cuz both of them are worn out and beat looking ! Sad thing is I’ve heard she’s actually a DOCTOR ! Remind me not to go to that hospital :P

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    • July 3, 2009 at 7:11 pm

      The Joker says:

      “Johnny Guns” a/k/a “The Waiter”?

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      • July 4, 2009 at 10:08 pm

        PersianPosse says:

        “johnny guns” a/k/a “the personal trainer” (which is the new “waiter” for wannabe’s here) what a gay douche, guy’s not even cut, he’s soft & he obviously likes the shims LOL !

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  14. July 3, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    Unknown says:

    ALL I have to say is WTF is that!

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  15. July 3, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    Stewart says:

    I banged her in the bathroom at Chili’s last weekend

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  16. July 3, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    Haha says:

    This tranny circus clown used to be a man named Rick

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  17. July 3, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    Cindy D. says:

    I think I just threw-up in my mouth….

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  18. July 3, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    Jenny NYC says:

    Uh, let’s hope Megan Fox NEVER looks like this…

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  19. July 3, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    Carmex says:

    I just took a sh*t and silicone came out…

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  20. July 3, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    one of Geo BUSH drunk ass daughters says:

    damn what a ugly big fake lipped white b*tch!!

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  21. July 3, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    yuk says:

    This is too much plastic going on!!! Lips, nose, boobs, fake eyebrows- maybe even cheeks.

    Isn’t that sad to pay all of that money to look like crap. I bet she was pretty before all of this. A little would of been good. Posh even down sized to look more real. Not that Posh means sh*t to me.

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  22. July 3, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    anthony says:

    looks like satans b*tch

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  23. July 4, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    Alison says:

    That’s Bita, she is well known here in weho. I used to see her at Equinox all the time. She’s actually really nice. I kinda felt bad for her because she didn’t realize how many people made fun of her bizarre looks :(

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  24. July 5, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    meeche says:

    i’ve seen her out before, i always thought she was a tranny !

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  25. July 5, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    will says:

    she looks like that serial killer..

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  26. July 6, 2009 at 11:43 am

    Short,Unemployed Actor/Bartender/Loser says:

    I took her to dinner at 7-11 once

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