Cincinnati’s Greg Champion!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kat. This dirty, uneducated, hillbilly is a cocktail jockey at the Lodge Bar in Cincinnati. Everyone loves to run her and force her to get our drinks and serve us with a smile. She has had more gregs slipped in her than anyone in Cincinnati. She has been seen at afterparties in her underwear or totally naked at countless afterparties. I’m not sure who the midget is next to her, but don’t they look like a freak show circus act?
They have +2’s in Cincinnati? She must have flown to Tijuana for that hack job.- nik
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124 Responses to “Cincinnati’s Greg Champion!”
Also, I guess I better get to Lodge bar then, cause she is pretty hot.
Lame Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
I’m guessing this is a post from greg lover sean still trying to lure people to lodge bar? The place sucks
WARNING: Amazon Woman strikes fear into the hearts of midgets everywhere!!!
get it right people.. She’s a bartender….DUH! Kat is getting her masters degree in like, a million things at UC and Bucky is her bf.. So come in and see it for yourself. Love you Kat…..
I love my kitty! Hurry up and serve those horny homos with a smile and take their money so we can go shopping for new panties to wear to the after parties this weekend with all our midget friends haha It didn’t take us long to figure out who posted this one lol lol..
chics eyes and legs are basically on the side of her body. White trash. You could drive her RV through them legs.
Kat is cool as Hell, You don’t deserve to be on here.
I did Kat in the parking lot at the Reef!!!
Wow Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 10:37 am
Nate is that You?
She told me she is a triple major in International Business! She knows many languages. I think she’s also going to nursing school.
Yes 2 Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 6:00 am
She is a business major but she is definately not in nursing school…
I cut that sk*nks cake awhile back. Terrible at head but takes it mean from behind:) My boy said the same thing too
Really? Reply:
May 18th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Juo… come on. How is it that you have done something sexual with every single girl that gets posted up here? You leave a comment on EVERY girl’s page. You are a liar, and you are LAME LAME LAME, you really have nothing better to do with your life huh?
Kat is a sweetheart, and she is goal driven and is going to make something of herself. i have know her for years and she is great.
The midget’s name is BJ. He’s a trainer at Urban Active. Kat is not an Amazon, BJ’s just that small. Cool dude, though.
Kat was standing a step above hm and was wearing 6 in platforms… she did good though, she never once fell off her monster shoes
Whoever posted this is ignorant and has obviuosly not done their homework. Kat however, spends hours a day doing homework. Kat IS educated, VERY educated she barley does anything except work and go to school. See, the thing is, uneducated people can always get educated but ignorant people will always be stupid… it’s sad.
Let's be honest Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Educated I see now-a-days is showin’ everyone your goods? Parents must be proud. F*ckin’ sl*t
Back at ya Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Don’t worry dude, St. Peter will remember this when it’s your turn to be judged. Send us an email and let us know how Satan’s pitchfork feels when he f*cks you in the @ss with it.
Juo A. Domass Reply:
May 14th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Religion is hoax and you should be locked up in a mental hospital for believing it
BJ tries to compensate midgetness by loadin up on some roids. They don’t make you taller lil buddy. I think all his friends gang banged the amazon
Duh Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 10:10 am
You’re an idiot. BJ is a really nice guy. Kat is only like 5′6″ She was standing above him.
Not sure why you are on here Kat, but I would not change a thing. Be yourself and let the haters hate. They have nothing better to do because they are sitting at home alone wishing they were you.
Don’t let them get to you. Everybody knows that all this stuff is LIES! More power to your girl, few people could have pulled this off but you look great.
Kat is a sexy biotch!! Love you kitttttyyyyyy. Meow!
Seems that Kat is onto the same posting as the other tramps that get put up on here typically do. All this good talk about yourself all within the matter of minutes. Your parents must be soooo proud of your “educational” choices you’ve made in life. Keep showin’ ‘em what they’ve made…a beautiful girl? yes. An idiot to show Cincy her goods? Not so much. Just sayin’!
Love you You look good. And to the person who posted this……I’ve always believed that a good person always talks sh#t from their bedroom hidden under their covers. You’re a true winner at life!!!!!!
I see her with a different guy all the time. She’s trashy, dirty and gross. Everybody sez. Is she getting a degree in “sl*tology”?
Heelllooo Kat…… Says:
Love you You look good. And to the person who posted this……I’ve always believed that a good person always talks sh#t from their bedroom hidden under their covers. You’re a true winner at life!!!!!!
A TRUE WINNER @ LIFE!?! I AGREE W/ BUSTED! YOU’RE PARENTS MUST BE PROUD! Sooo…today is Tuesday and I’m going to paint myself up so everyone can see my pine cones. Get ur act together. You’re too beautiful for that. What a waste of life!
Listen.. Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 10:14 am
Holly H(.)e, How can you call someone you don’t even know a waste of life? How exactly is she wasting her life? Are you saying that because she went to one party she is a waste of life? Cause that’s what is sounds like. And that might be the dumbest f@cking comment anyone has EVER left on here. I guess we all, including you, are a waste of life than…
Holy H Reply:
May 11th, 2009 at 11:24 am
LMAO! This girl was only at “one party”!!!!!! You’re an idiot! This girls is out and about all the time. You’re a good friend to Kat yes, but truth hurts sometimes. She may not go out as much as she used too but who paints themselves up and sl*ts/sl*tted around the ‘nati?? Your bff KAT!
y is kat and her friends bragging about her education when there is a naked pic of her painted up with a midget??? wtf? everybody knows she’s a “party” girl. u r a bunch of retards.
Duh Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 8:34 am
Nobody is bragging, she obviously is not uneducated. I go to school with her, she is there every day… and this pic is from 3 years ago. People can still have fun even though they are working hard. And how many parties in the last year have you been to that she was there (and not working)? Duh F@cktard. Get a life.
When she wants to get high>>>> She’ll let u>>>> Hit that pie>>>>[removed]
love you kat! keep your head up and keep kickin ass!
I have been to plenty of parties where that wh*re has been and she is always with a different guy (who has drugs). And yes its been within the last year
OMG! I saw her within the past few weeks… She has put some serious weight on.
Looks like she hasn’t slept in weeks but I guess [removed] will do that to ya
I need to hire someone to run my global company. Any information on whether or not this girl could handle the job would be appreciated. Looking for references. Thanks.
I have worked with Kat for a long time at Lodge Bar, and she is a sweet girl who is fun and upbeat. Anyone that is hating on her is obviously just a jealous sk*nk or a guy she wanted nothing to do with. Everyone makes mistakes in their life, like painting on a top and working a party, but it isn’t the mistakes we have made that make us who we are today! Love you Kat….you are amazing (and hott) and none of these people know the real you!
Yah, this was a naughty or nice party where everyone was dressed up. All the girls were in skimpy lingerie and she wasn’t the only one in body paint… who cares??
Juo A. Domass is right! Kat takes it mean from behind. Takes a while to get her warmed up but well worth the ride!
Not sure why she’s up here? Didn’t your whole crew gang bang her
I don’t care what they say about you. I’m still gonna be there for some late night booty and a movie when you get off!
Culter and everyone else. I heard sh@yne graham split those uprights
Culter? That guys a waste of life! He would pick up the scraps that others have left behind. bwahahahah
Kat did your daddy buy you those boobies? Looking good! We need to catch up soon!
If you wanna hang out>>>> you’ve gotta>>>> take her out>>>>cocaine
What happened to her? She doesn’t look like that now. Guess she put on her freshman 40
lol Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
No you probably saw Sibby. everyone gets them confused. She had a baby and never lossed the weight but Kat is still a twig…
Kitty please don’t let your ass get any bigger than it already is! Ur only skinny from the waste up and you’re a fatty from the waste down.I love u kitty!!!!!!!
Hey Kat can I borrow some clothes and some money and a crack pipe?
Um Reply:
May 14th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
I’m fresh out of crack pipes but I’m sure Amber Chr*stopher would be more than happy to loan you hers. Judging by how fat her face has gotten I’m gonna go ahead and assume that she’s put the pipe down and started eating her shame away
Learn how to spell dumb a*s “she had the baby and never lossed the weight”?! Whoever wrote that is a total idiot. Sibby has moved on with her life just like the rest of us and it’s really sad you hide behind a computer screen and talk sh*t. Oh yea and the f*g that made this whole web site up must be a real winner lol no nik u were probably made fun of in high school with no friends and now you think your cool and popular bc u allow ppl to post pics and talk sh*t on here what a lame d*ck rod. All of you worthless losers who sit around at home on your computers that are more than likely hooked up to your parents walls and talk all this bs can go f*ck yourselves. I truly feel sorry for nik when the wrong person gets posted up here and the authorities get involved and he gets slapped in the face with a huge a** law suit. lmfao what a dumb ugly fu*k.
"made fun of in high school"? Reply:
May 16th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
lol… I think whoever wrote this had a very problemed childhood… lol…
I totally agree with sibby. This web site is really dunb
I was kickin’ it with Kat a few days back and she was talkin about postin’ her Bff’s on here… Wow some friend she is… Lol!
Yeah…She is totally educated and spends a ton of time studying all the while being at bars looking incredibly unprofessional. If someone were so into their career and studying, would they have time to prance around the bars like a hoe? Seriously, she knows multiple languages? I highly doubt that. Anyone who would run around the bar naked with paint over their tits are more worried about their social life than school. Believe me, people who have their degree in “international business” have more self respect than that. If that’s even a legit degree.
Wow Reply:
May 16th, 2009 at 8:51 am
“Spoken Truth” I couldn’t have said it any better myself. WTF is wrong with people?
Anonymous Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 12:05 am
I just graduated with a Finance degree and I put myself through school by “prancing around the bar” - bartending. And how did I have time to make enormous amounts of money bartending and still graduate with a 3.7? It’s called time management, assh*le. While you are at the bars spending your paycheck, we’re working our asses off pocketing that money.
sooo fulll of shit!!!!!..... Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 8:11 am
the only person you are fooling is yourself. you are dillusional and a pathalogical liar. you even lie to yourself. let me remind you that you have not graduated from college. you are not even close.
I had the opportunity to meet her the first time over a year ago and have been a regular ever since. I ordered her on craigslist and at first I wasn’t pleased. She showed up late and was definitely messed up. After we got started I couldn’t ask for more. She means full service when she says full service and is well worth $180 an hour. I have recommneded her to all my friends!
She’s getting older, fatter and definitely been worn out. There are a new bunch of ladies up and coming to take her place as the new bike for everyone to ride. She HAS to paint herself up and f*ck everybody to get any attention. Give it up. You made your mark and for god’s sake get some sleep!
She’s getting older, fatter and definitely been worn out. There are a new bunch of ladies up and coming to take her place as the new bike for everyone to ride. She HAS to paint herself up and f*ck everybody to get any attention. Give it up. You made your mark and for god’s sake get some sleep!
You are just pissed because you never got a turn to ride that bike! Kat takes it like a champ and believe me she’s not bad in bed. She likes to sleep around and get a little freaky after working and studying, its a free country she can sleep with whoever she wants! Meow….
Its about time this sk*nk got up here. My whole crew passed her around. We had to rent a van to get all of us to the clinic. She is the cause of the penicillan shortage
I know Kat, I wouldn’t consider us friends and I am not a huge fan of alot of her posse, but she’s a pretty legit girl. Even though I do find the fist pumping and napkin throwing annoying from her and her lodge bar sistas, anybody who has EVER looked at her knows she is NOT fat. Anything but actually, she might be a little too thin for my taste, but whatever. She is not on Craig’s List, that’s just silly and when people (or person, I’m sure most of this dumb stuff written about her came from the same bitter person) make up completely unrealistic lies, it has no merrit… Come on people, grow up. This site is just dumb now,
For sure... Reply:
May 18th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
I agree, this site is lame, the people who make up the lies are lame and Kat is lame too, she used to be hell a’ fun… no more though. I’m ashamed I’m lame enough to post this comment…
Kat is really nice and sweet….. people need to back off. you are all losers and need to grow up and get lives.
rent a van to get all you guys to the clinic????!!!!!!! If you think she’s that gross why did all of you “hit it??” C’mon now…… you’re all jokes.
Well yah... Reply:
May 19th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
we all know this stuff is made up, nobody takes this site seriously, it’s like a contest to see who can come up with the best “your mama” joke…. it’s still funny though. I mean “rent a van” c’mon it’s funny. Kat’s good people, I love that funny little wop, she’s probably laughing at this $hit right now.
Well I was drunk and kat is kinda hot so when kevin and travis come downstairs at the zoo and say its your turn its kinda hard to pass up
Diesle Reply:
May 20th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Hey don’t forget about me. Why do you think Kat and I get along so well? 
Hey Kat let’s get snowed in together and throw snowballs at cars from my hot tub
Don’t leave me out either! I only have sex with Kat and I blow Jeff Ruby… Kat and I get along great!
she is with a different guy every night hanging all over.She has no standards… She’s with guys from 18 to 80… Cracks me up!
She does nothing but talk badly about her friends behind their backs. She’s as fake as her boobs that hang on her stomache.
Kat's BFF's Reply:
June 6th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
DUH…We know the person who left this comment is the same person who left the comment about Kat saying she was going to put her BFF’s on here. It is obviously the girl we are all no longer friends with trying to start problems in out click. It’s not gonna work fatty. Give it up. Nobody misses you as a friend, you were a plague to all of us.
Your click sucks. You are all a bunch of loser, sl*t, cr*ckhead retards making asses of yourselves 24/7.
I see dat ho and her skinny ass blonde friend sucking on bronson’s greg on a regular basis just for a ride on his boat. Not to mention she fkd my boyfriend when she was supposed to be my friend
she just accepted a contract to play center for the detroit shock
The skinny ass blonde is am@nda. She was nailing bronson too? Dirty celeb John Mich@el and the rest of hater inc passed her around. What a closet wh*re!!!
am@nda has a kid.It’s a wonder how she is able to be out seven nights a week. Why don’t you put a little more effort into being a mom instead of out blowing guys for drugs
I can’t believe Kat has any friends. She is one mean b*tch!
kat and amanda are both awesome girls. if you idiots care so much tell them to their face. Bet you wont!
the people that make negative comments on here have issues…. if you dont like them don’t talk to them dont get on a trashy website and bash them….
Guys use those girls constantly. They are like the energizer bunny lol
I call this picture Mental midget with the midget. I don’t know who the little runt with her is, and it is so obvious that little man is vertically challenged, but what is so obvious to me is the fact that Kat is totally mentally challenged. People, she is so stupid! She is so dumb, I really feel sorry for her. She is such a complete idiot.
She looked so much better PBJ (pre breast job). The Doc that performed her breast enlargement surgery ought to be sued for malpractice. Her tits are hanging off her stomach. She is so sad. The real sad thing about her is, the poor tard doesn’t even realize what a complete moron she is. Guys use her like a toilet, they do their business in her, and then move along. I know I have!
These girls bring life to the step brothers theme song. Especially the skinny blonde. She has turned into quite the little river rat
Isn’t Kat friends with that horse faced b*tch Randi who was posted a few weeks back? She needs to get away from that girl stat. I see them out together on the boats all the time. Kat, you aren’t seriously friends with her are you?
Sure she has gotten a horrible breast job. Sure it looks hideous. Even Kat would admit they look atrocious, the way they hang way down. But that poor girl is a victim! She can’t help the fact that doctor butchered the job. She can’t help the fact that she looks like the village idiot every time she is in public. She can’t help the way she looks like a circus freak show (with or without the little midget by her side). She can not help these things!
The girl is clearly a victim of medical malpractice, and when she sues that doctor that made her look that way, and gets awarded millions of dollars in a settlement, Kat is going to have the last laugh!
Where is that horse mouth freak show at? Isn’t she like 19? How does she work at all those bars anyway? She is always galloping along the docks showing up where the boats are. She is the queen of the river rats! Make that horse face river rat hehehe
Amanda and kat are fun girls. They really aren’t that bad
Obviously that infested wh#re Randy R#wlett left half of these new comments. Nobody left comments for over a month than all of the sudden there are a bunch of new ones referring to “Step Brothers” and boating. Real slick b*tch. You are one dumb c#nt. Let me tell you something Randy, Tony was never your boyfriend and when were you ever freinds with Kat? Kat was nice to you the few times you ended up in the same social cirlce but trust me, she never considered you her friend. Tony and Kat can do whatever they please. And you have alot of nerve leaving comments on here considering you are the most hated b#itch in Cincinnati. F#uck off wh*re….
Kat has a dude and it isn’t Tony. People are just trying to throw them under the bus.
She lies so much with her “STORIES” I really think she starts to believe her own BS. Kat you should write a book on “how to be a bullshitter” … cuz that’s the only damn thing your good at!
Girl can’t tell the truth to save her own life! She has more “stories” than anyone I have ever met. I think she believes her own lies! Kat how do keep track of all your BS?
kats a b*tch. randi is a h*e.
who cares? we already know this.
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+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
Not many, but yes they do.
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gfdg Reply:
July 3rd, 2009 at 10:48 pm
her nipples are almost freakishly long
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