Is That A Snickers Bar?

Posted in ASU, Arizona / UofA, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Westside-AZ | July 3rd, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: (AZCentral.com) - Officials of the North Valley community of Anthem issued a stern memo in this month’s newsletter, Freedom Way Magazine, warning residents that swimming privileges could be suspended for people who have bathroom accidents in community pools.

“It’s quite possible in the near future that your resident membership privileges will be suspended if your family has this type of accident in the pool and/or water park,” said the memo from the Anthem Community Council. To prevent accidents, Anthem Community Center has made plastic swim diapers available for $3 each. The plastic pants, which come in various sizes and are meant to cover diapers, are required for anyone – child or adult – who is incontinent, said KareAngelo, Anthem spokeswoman. About 170 plastic pants were sold in May and June, she said.

I only posted this because I am in Vegas right now at Planet Hollywood drunk off my ass and thought it was funny.  Prive tonight… let’s poop.- nik

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16 Dirty Comments

Is That A Snickers Bar?
  1. July 3, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    dirty army says:

    is that getrad?

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  2. July 3, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    Nik Snitchie says:

    Is the html coding messed up on this site or what? Its been functioning like sh!t the last day ot so. I have the bottom banner/pad popping up over the top post.

    Reply to Nik Snitchie
    • July 3, 2009 at 8:04 pm

      LifeIsButADream says:

      I was wondering the same thing…that damn bottom banner has been screwing things up! Lame lame lame.

      Reply to LifeIsButADream
      • July 4, 2009 at 2:34 pm

        Nik Snitchie says:

        Yea i was wondering if it was just me. The html coding clowns are doing a bad job Nik

        Reply to Nik Snitchie
  3. July 3, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    Girl, please says:

    Everyone knows it’s a Baby Ruth!

    Reply to Girl, please
  4. July 3, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    alalalalaaa says:

    People who can’t hold their sh*t (literally) don’t belong in a community pool or a community anything, for that matter. Bench your ass.

    Reply to alalalalaaa
  5. July 3, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    Poops Rodriguez says:

    ….let’s poop<——–now thats funny!

    Reply to Poops Rodriguez
  6. July 3, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    Who is that guy? says:

    Jacob Kuhaneck?

    Reply to Who is that guy?
  7. July 3, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Doody!!!!!

    Reply to Anonymous
  8. July 3, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    tacohead says:

    My job forced me to move to AZ for a couple of years and we lived in Anthem. We had to evacuate the pool on several occasions when someone’s redneck kid would drop a deuce in the community pool. Thank god my employers sent me back to SoCal. Phoenix/Scottsdale is a friggin redneck sh*t hole

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  9. July 3, 2009 at 6:50 pm

    lifeguard says:

    please poop in the pool. that way we can close for like half an hour.

    Reply to lifeguard
  10. July 3, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    one of Geo BUSH drunk ass daughters says:

    some white fuc*er done defacated in there and thats the reason we blacks dont like swimming, has nothing to do with “we cant swim” please… we dont want to be in the pool with you nasty mf-ers, and they showed a white b*tch swimming with a tampon up her cooch.. nasty b*tch!! ugh!!

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  11. July 3, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    Anonymous says:

    That’s clearly a Baby Ruth bar.

    Reply to Anonymous
  12. July 4, 2009 at 7:33 am

    Hrass says:

    Prive Sucks

    Reply to Hrass
  13. July 4, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    dank [LC] says:

    looks like a chocolate covered banana with nuts

    Reply to dank [LC]
  14. July 6, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    KC! says:

    Thats Anthem!

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