Can You Make Me Look Like This Doc?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okay… this is Maryam she is from Torrence She is Persian and is 24. I personally think she is a big wh*re who will do anyone that she see’s walking. She has been posted here in the past, And I used to be good friends with her.. I live In Irvine.. hmm.. I dont want to tell you who this is but you know me good, and im on your tops! B*tch!
These are the pictures Michael Jackson brought to his plastic surgeon. The +2s were next on the list. I decided.- nik
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106 Responses to “Can You Make Me Look Like This Doc?”
Nik you have already had this beast on here like 100 times. You called her the preditor. Come on bro get on your job.
omfg Reply:
April 14th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Yep it’s true “Nik”… keep up on what you/your staff post!! So LAME!!!!
Yup Reply:
July 4th, 2009 at 2:26 am
Seriously. This EXACT post has been up a couple of times with the same words and pics. Almost seems as if someone’s desperate for attention.
You all need to get a life!!! Whoever is steeling my pics really has no life of there own. They should stop being my stalker and start contributing to society. I’m not gonna apologize for being beautiful and having a killer body all your b*tches would die for!
Hot Reply:
April 15th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Don’t care, I think you are rad, and would hump the bejesus out of you.
Unknown Reply:
July 3rd, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Killer body???? The only thing you would be good for is if a boat sank and someone needed a floatation device until the coast guard came. Then they could pop those suckers and let you sink to the bottom with all the other empty disproportioned bimbos!
Your Girl Toodles Reply:
July 4th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
You look good but your attitude sucks. “Us b*tches would die for your body?” It doesn’t take me four hours to get ready, yet it appears it does for you, nor have I spent tons of money on fake body parts Your hair looks like doll hair……really. Did I mention…I like me.
She has the biggest thighs I have ever seen in my entire life. Thats why you never see full body shots. She is a big one dude, I was suprised when I saw her out.
Girls that photoshop are a joke.Her face looks so photoshoped it looks like its F$%#@ melting. Big boobs dont make your face look better honey get a clue.
This girl is off her rocker. She claims to have cancer for attention and sympathy. When that does not work she claims she is going to kill herself. If a guy doesn’t like her shell either send out her brother to beat him up or call the cops and make fake accusations. Time to grow up and get a life Maryam…the tj boob job, 2 dollar extension and pounds of makeup do not make up for how ugly and crazy you truly are.
first off M didn’t write that…who the hell fakes being someone on this site? we did have a good laugh on that one though! and to the stalker that wrote ‘maryam is gross’…yeah umm how much more obvious could you get? lets take a WILD guess which psychotic ex bf that is LOL. its been a long time buddy, get over her! gosh someone is really butt hurt lol.
is a fat a$$ in person. and its totally obvious she photoshop her pics and her face alot in her pics
actually the second picture is her natural and very prettty..so all you jealous bitches that cant afford anything touch your nose. you should all post up your myspace links to see how ugly yall are.
THIS UGLY BIA IS A LOSER THAT GETS INVOLVED IN EVERYONES DRAMA!! SHE NEEDS TO GET A LIFE AND STAY OUT OF EVERYONE ELSES
fat? yeah um thats why she got signed with fredricks cause shes sooo huge lol obviously you have NOT seen the girl! all she does is study and work out with me and go out like once a month MAYBE and you wanna say you’ve seen her? haha RIGHT
okay shamus you post YOUR pictures obviously you guys that call people fat are fat yourselves. you people in OC are such drama and haters! please go back to your cheating bfs, your party antics and your fake ‘friendships’. Or in other words what you OC sl*ts call a life
HAHAHA OK MARYAM Reply:
April 15th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
You are straight trash !!!! fredricks hahahahaha right b**tch you look like a straght dude in person with a beat up face…YOU are the one who is drama and the biggest joke in oc calling every guy you dont even know your bff and big bro..too bad they all laugh at you because YOU are the one who is pathetic with no friends!!!!!!!!!!!!and hunnie you are the oc sl*t who spreds her fat legs to any one that is willing to touch you fat sloppy a**…and PLESE stop wearing skirts and cover up you are making us all sick!…..DUMB TRICK
never ending Reply:
April 16th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
hey H*E C hater M mustve really hurt your feelings huh? hahahah and spreading her legs? HAH okay, please keep snorting coke and being delusional cause thats what youre good for. there WAS two ‘bffs’ so that pretty much gave your sh*t away STUPID
Hey Maryam can I take you out sometime?
tacomike Reply:
July 4th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
hey FOB do you want herpes, and what ever else this fat cow has?
..why are her boobs bigger then her tiny head? One more thing, will someone please buy the girl a brush to tame all that horse hair. Thanks.
fredricks!?? u wish fatty
never ending Reply:
April 16th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
damn it must suck being fat and trying to hate on my bff by calling her fat lol you guys are pathetic. please go do something with your pathetic lives
tacomike Reply:
July 4th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
pfft Fredricks is still a little trashy and wh*rish. She seems more the type to do Chery or Plumper Magazine.
Fredicks? HAHAHAHA thats the funniest thing I have heard all day.Thank you so much for the laugh.Does Fredricks have a plus size line now?
actually your friend got dissed at beer co and was played the whole time HAHAH
Ill take her if no one wants her.. Come HOP on POP Bi%@h
This girl looks nothing like these pics in real life. Photoshop is amazing!
By the look of her body in the top pic, she doesn’t look tiny model thin. It looks like she’s about a size 6. That’s not a bad size to be considering all the lard asses in America sporting a size 10 to 18, but I wouldn’t ever believe she’d be a model.
From the look of the comments above, it appears she needs more work on her soul than she does on her body.
Perhaps this girl needs to slow down, go back to school and do something to improve her life and the community she lives in… It’s good for the soul. It’s much preferable to using fake aliases to reply to posters on the internet to feel better about yourself.
alias Reply:
April 23rd, 2009 at 2:24 am
actually my love and I go to USC. and she def. did do A LOT of modeling but the fredericks thing someone DID make that up. and since we share RR jeans we are both a size 2 but her booty is still bigger =)
Next time please check your source, and know what the hell you are even talking about
she Reply:
April 23rd, 2009 at 1:49 pm
HAHAHAHAHA YAAAAAA RRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
jennie Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 12:22 am
obviously you dont know her. you OC people are so PATHETIC. did you have a keyboard failure spelling out “Right?”. LOSER
Yup Reply:
July 4th, 2009 at 2:29 am
I don’t know the trick but she’s on the dirty. Already you can tell she’s a winner in life.
No Reply:
July 5th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
She is not a size 2! Dont lie hers legs are huge as well as her waist
what Reply:
July 5th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
RR jeans run by waist size, not by even numbers like 2, 4, and so on.
Yup Reply:
July 6th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Btw, who shares jeans anymore? Are you 12? Is this a slumber party in junior high where you’ll now tell all your deepest darkest secrets? Get a life.
SO WHAT’S HER MYSPACE?? IM IN LOVE!!
tacomike Reply:
July 4th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
look up Persian wh*re and I think you may find it there, or just browse all the persians that attend USC.
all i can say is LOL yes i am psycho and have huge thighs dear god what is a girl to do?
thanks guys for taking time out of your day to pay more attention to me like you usually do 
back to the books and thank you to my TRUE friends who did write for me.
keep your friends close and your enemies closer love ya’
She looks like a wax figure or a blow up doll ,really look at the pictures ,so fake looking.
Just curious.... Reply:
July 3rd, 2009 at 6:26 pm
That’s what I thought..I was convinced after I saw the pic that the picture was of a [removed]one of those sex dolls…and that hair looks like a bad wig.
one of my best friends railed her, I told him she was gross from the second we got in the car, ugh.
'that' girl Reply:
April 26th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
maybe you should use new vocabulary you loser from PEDRO, right C? funny how you say that now but you would flirt with my girl then
-the witness HAHA
SHES A DIRTY WANNABE STRIPPER, TOO BAD SHES TOO FAT AND FUGLY! MARYAM SMELLS LIKE A DEAD PERSIAN HORSE. GET SOME PROACTIVE FOR THAT ACNE PHOTOSHOPPED FACE
This girl is GORGEOUS- Why do ugly people hate???? Assholes
whats on her head in the first pic? seriously?? she looks like chubaca
I’d plunder her treasure h0le. Just another notch on the belt. Dont matter that shes got some extra padding.. the semi-fat ones like her love a good @sssfuc*ing
Nik quit posting your cousins pix on line. She looks like a blow up doll oddly I would do her.
Seriously…why do chicks get their boobs done like this. She looks ridiculous. All it says is hi My name Maryam look at my gigantic boobs because I have nothing else that anyone would be interested in. Don’t get me wrong I would titty f%$# those balloons but only if she promised not to talk and wore a bag over her head. I love how all these chick take these pictures of themselves and have that look like, “I am so hot.” Your not BI*TCH You look like a moron! Spoke my peace. Out.
she is from torrance. enough said. the fact that she is friends with nicole Pecker and Jayna smelce says something.
wow cute horns on your neck sick a*s. she is gross.
some horse is sad somewhere thought he was donating his hair to locks of love
Looks like the chic who sent it in is as two-faced as they come. Former “friend” eh? You sort of just outed yourself as a jealous, untrustworthy sh*t talker. Good job!!
I used to be friends with this girl on myspace.
After looking at her pictures, I was really disgusted to be honest and embarrased at how she presents herself as both a USC student and a Persian. If you are so smart Maryam, and you are always “studying”, you should have a little bit of knowlegde and intelligence to figure out that dressing like a prostitute is not going to give you any respect. If I saw you on the street dressed in those cheap and trashy clothes, I would honestly think you came from a strip club, not out of the “books”.
You are old enough to realize its time to dress your age, if you are happy with the way you are presenting yourself that is perfectly fine, but I think putting you on this site should give you a wakeup to see that the image you have of yourself is in conflict with everyone. Maybe that is why everyone treats you as a joke and you landed yourself on this website.
In case people havent realized yet, it is not a honor to be on thedirty.com, this is a website designed to make fun of people for reasons they have brought upon themselves.
last note: If you are so beautiful as you claim, there would be no need to photoshop your own photographs, wear drag queen makeup, and dress like a wh*re to draw attention to yourself.
I Beg To Differ..... Reply:
July 4th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Just so you know “Nikki”, not everyone who has been posted here brought it upon themselves. There are plenty of jealous ex friends/boyfriends who are just cruel and vindictive, trying to hurt another person. Get it straight!
woah Reply:
July 5th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
wow nikki do you feel better about yourself? you are such a LOSER you wrote a NOVEL. and you probably couldnt wear the clothes that she can so yeah please keep hating!
Nikki Reply:
July 7th, 2009 at 1:25 am
Ok Maryam, I would rather walk around in a garbage bag than wear your cheap rags.
nikkii Reply:
July 7th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
is a loooooser! post yourself on here honey. obv you guys are just jealous of her and your scared of posting your own fat ass on here
Nikki Reply:
July 7th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Oh yea, let me just go post my “fat ass” on thedirty. Wow your intelligence level ceases to amaze me.
haha wow Reply:
July 8th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Umm nikki you obviously have no life and no intelligence…you come on the dirty EVERDAY! if you didnt like the way she presented herself on myspace then why be friends with her you halfwit?
i am friends with her on myspace too and i think she is f’n rad…who are you to give her advice on the way she dresses? why do you care so much?
obviously you have some serious issues you care wayyyyy too much. the girl is book smart and beautiful! she doesnt need YOUR permission to dress the way she likes. she is not here to impress you!
look at your city of OC. why dont you give advice to all the ‘hairstylists’ and ’strippers’ and ‘go go dancers’ that walk around with the belt they call a skirt.
to summarize, shamu nikki you need your own life and stop analyzing others.
peace y’all!
Nikki Reply:
July 11th, 2009 at 12:16 am
If you read the post Maryam, Im not telling you HOW to dress dear. I am simply telling you what you come across as..which happens to be a prostitute.
Dont get so defensive hun, you’re obviously in denial about the way you look. People give their opinions on this site, and I am giving you mine. I dont know what this OC, hairstylist, and strip club talk is, I live in Texas.
I almost hope that the post I am replying to isn’t really you, it sounds like a 13 year old girl wrote it.
oh dear Reply:
July 11th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
i dont know either one of u but dear god Nikki get a LIFE
can we say hater?
the fat ugly girls will always hate on the pretty ones. i think the girl is pretty and she dont come off as a prostitutue in her pix.
Nikki i think you really hate this girl and you cant get over it. this post is so old…so yeah its obvious you are a TAD obsessed
for every fetish/ugly person there is a group of people who will always defend the fetish/ugly person and say its hot and its great. These are the people we usually label as creeps, loners, and even wack jobs. Something to think about.
this girl was in hermosa not that long ago and she sure has packed on the pounds, she was FAT
eww i saw this b*tch in Hermosa Beach for the 4th of July, her gut was hanging out all over the placce. Suggestion, “Jenny Craig” sweetheart!
loser Reply:
July 7th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
why are you such a stalker. if you think she has a gut obviously you must have some issues if you cant write your own name…please take your own advice you waste of life
Ok, I don’t get the whole “Persian” thing? Where is Persia? It’s Iranian, Persians need to deal with that. I also don’t get why everyone keeps insulting her heritage? Big deal, there are attractive and ugly people in all lineages.
Obviously this girl has some esteem issues, she photoshops/retouches herself to the point of looking plastic and post mostly waist up shots. Do you really think you need to tell her she has flaws? I think she gets that. And one persons idea of a flaw is another ones idea of something attractive.
Lots of time and energy wasted in hate in this post.
And no, I’m not Maryum, before someone types that.
She IS a model!!!! … Lane Bryant 2009 summer line.
your mom Reply:
July 6th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
your mom is a model for Lane Bryant.
how jealous are you of this girl? loser
Top pic looks like Bianca from that movie Lars and the Real Girl
Wait this is a really person? I thought it was a blowup doll!
It doesn’t take her long to get ready. It’s called photoshop! And seriously who wants to steal pics of you? Maryam is probably the one stealing pics of her “friend” Sandra. Get a life.
was it not enough to insult the man while he was alive, now you take cheap p*ssy shots when hes dead…get a life nik thats just rude! when u die im laugh annd stomp on your grave!
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30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
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Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
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Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
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Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
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Pepperidge Farm: way too old
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Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
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Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
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Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
This girl is a whack job. She is always crying for attention on myspace and to her friends, even threatening to commit sucide..She needs to me put in a mental ward all ready.
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TheSkrilla Reply:
July 3rd, 2009 at 7:43 pm
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PERSIAN! IS THERE A COUNTRY CALLED PERSIA? NO. IT WOULD BE THE SAME THING AS AN ITALIAN CALLING HIMSELF ROMAN.
PERSIA IS EXTINCT.
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tacomike Reply:
July 4th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Persian sounds cooler than Iranian. BTW, by that notion, the Persian Cat should be called the Iranian cat, same with their rungs, their food, and their garments.
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Anon Reply:
July 5th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Not analagous. Rome still exist. Persia as a formal name does not. Rome is a city, Persia was a country. Try to get your analogies right.
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Anonymous Reply:
November 2nd, 2009 at 1:21 pm
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FLEMISH!
IS THERE A COUNTRY CALLED FLEM?
No, but that is still the way that we refer to people from the Belgium. Much like the Dutch people are from The Netherlands.
Ease off on the Mountain Dew already… It’s not that big a deal.
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