Phoenix Mercury’s Taurasi Gets DUI

Posted in ASU, Arizona / UofA, Dirty Athletes, Dirty DUI, Las Vegas, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Westside-AZ | July 3rd, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: (AZCentral.com) - Diana Taurasi, the leading scorer for thPhoenix Mercury basketball team, was cited with driving under the influence in Phoenix early Thursday morning, according to the Phoenix Police Department.

Taurasi, a guard for the team, was pulled over at 2:30 a.m. in the area of Seventh Avenue and Camelback Road, allegedly for speeding and lane violations, police said. A police officer conducted several field sobriety tests after he first detected the order of alcohol, the department said.

Officers then drew her blood in a Phoenix Police Mobile DUI van after she refused a breath test, Phoenix police said. She was cited and released.

Chicks don’t know how to drink or play basketball.- nik

Tags: Dirty Athletes, Dirty DUI, Mercury



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Phoenix Mercury’s Taurasi Gets DUI
  1. July 3, 2009 at 11:17 am

    Blah says:

    Arpaio will give her a slap on the wrist, money under the table in return. Sheriff Joe, most corrupt piece of sh*t waste of flesh, bones and guts. Some one whack this f*ck once and for all.

    Reply to Blah
  2. July 3, 2009 at 11:19 am

    Ether says:

    You criticize Perez for being a homophobe, yet you demean women every single day. Hmmmm. Yea, still old and tired, your act of course.

    Reply to Ether
    • July 15, 2009 at 6:01 pm

      t says:

      nik just puts people in their place, its a bit childish but usually the people he “demeans” don’t act like adults anyway. Don’t be stupid and you wont be on the site.

      Reply to t
  3. July 3, 2009 at 11:56 am

    what2be says:

    Phoenix PD needs to learn how to write a report.
    Alcohol has no smell, so the officer is full of sheet.
    The proper wording should be ” the officer smelled the odor of a alcoholic beverage”. Hope she gets out of it.

    Reply to what2be
  4. July 3, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    LS says:

    she’s a dude

    Reply to LS
  5. July 3, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    niks a f*g says:

    you couldn`t beat her in a game even if she was drunk. the only balls you know about are the ones bouncing off your chin.

    Reply to niks a f*g
  6. July 3, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    WetPenis says:

    her 2000 dollar ticket will be more than her monsterous wnba contract can afford

    Reply to WetPenis
  7. July 3, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    marcus brody says:

    maybe she can delay going to tent city until it cools off around here.

    Reply to marcus brody
    • July 3, 2009 at 2:26 pm

      Blah says:

      I’m sure Arpaio will accomidate her, just like he did Barkley. She’ll get a mist system in her tent, PF Changs delivered to her and a massage therapist.

      Reply to Blah
  8. July 3, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Kazan to the rescue? It’s not that hard to call a cab…

    Reply to Anonymous
  9. July 3, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    Dirk McGuinn says:

    damn sucks for that dude. ooops i mean chick. No i mean dude

    Reply to Dirk McGuinn
  10. July 3, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    SM90kM says:

    Whoever this guy is, he’s ugly.

    Reply to SM90kM
  11. July 3, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    :) says:

    Nik I’m pretty sure she can beat your @ss playing basketball any day so shut up. I’m sick of your degrading comments… you’re an @sshole, not even hott at all.

    Reply to :)
    • July 3, 2009 at 4:17 pm

      Blah says:

      Ouch, ownage…nice one! If Nik tried to dribble the ball between his legs, his vagine would get in the way.

      Reply to Blah
  12. July 3, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    Will says:

    Wait in Phoenix you get a ticket and released for DUI? jesus in Florida your a** goes to jail for the night no “ifs” “and’s” or “butts” about it, no wonder there are so many DUI’s given out in Zona

    Reply to Will
  13. July 3, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    BadBobbyK says:

    Maricopa County is Big Brother. The cops will find you eventually if you drink & drive.

    Reply to BadBobbyK
  14. July 3, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    Ichiban43 says:

    Well Nik–She’d kick you a$$ in a one on one and then go drink your sorry a$$ under the table–all in the same nite!!! You are as bad as that “thank Gawd he’s gone” Bruce Jacobs, formerly of KFYI.–You two are probably a$$hole buddies!!!

    Reply to Ichiban43
  15. July 3, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    Don Mega says:

    She doesn’t have enough dough for Kazan (at least not based on her WNBA contract)!

    Reply to Don Mega
  16. July 3, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    lilvoices says:

    I actually met her not to long ago at a charity function for a bunch of under privileged kids-she seemed pretty cool & had all the kids excited & laughing….too bad she used bad judgment-not a good role model moment

    Reply to lilvoices
  17. July 3, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    chad says:

    i’m pretty sure the “w” in wnba has something to do with weiner.

    Reply to chad
  18. July 5, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    Ericveli says:

    This chick knows how to munch carpet.

    Reply to Ericveli
  19. July 5, 2009 at 8:17 pm

    Roid-Donkey says:

    Seriously this has got to be a man. Wasn’t there a movie made about some dude in the NBA who got kicked out and then got into the WNBA and was became a star and stuff? Juwanna Mann or something like that? I smell a fish here and I doubt it is this dude’s vag.

    Reply to Roid-Donkey
  20. July 6, 2009 at 12:28 am

    lol says:

    how ironic, nik… you have your own dui record b*tch

    Reply to lol
  21. July 6, 2009 at 5:04 am

    wnba hater says:

    who cares about a bunch of horses running around drunk

    Reply to wnba hater
  22. July 6, 2009 at 6:23 am

    StevieFranchise says:

    yo turasi is ridiculous at bball…i think all time leading scorer at Uconn

    Reply to StevieFranchise
  23. July 6, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    I THINK THIS BUTCH HAS A BIGGER CL!T THEN MY CACK…

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  24. July 6, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    assmaster says:

    she must have been on her way to the gay dennys

    Reply to assmaster
  25. July 6, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    dru says:

    “Will” says in Florida you go to jail for a night. But when you kill someone in Florida while intoxicated, you get 30 days in jail like Stallworth did.

    Reply to dru
  26. July 7, 2009 at 10:43 am

    Phoenixxx says:

    Diana is a really sweet woman, and this happens to everyone, including you Nik. So why is this being made into such a big deal?

    Reply to Phoenixxx
    • July 7, 2009 at 11:01 am

      THA DON (Big Drewche's post about me on that sh!t site can't be any lamer) says:

      I didnt realize it was such a big deal…

      Reply to THA DON (Big Drewche's post about me on that sh!t site can't be any lamer)
    • July 15, 2009 at 5:56 pm

      t says:

      no, this does not happen to everyone… just stupid people like gay basketball players and stupid website creators.

      Reply to t
  27. August 2, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    hahaha says:

    you demean women cuz ur a F*cking F*ggettt i played on my high school bb*** team 5a starting point guard and still hold the recard B*tch the only thing ur good at is sucking D*ck and takin it up the as* nick go f*ck urself =)

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