Crotch Rocket
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this big nasty man looking b*tch thinks she is so HOT well i GOT news for her she’s NOT really next time you wanna go to the beach how about losing weight … i mean she does enough C*KE u think she would be skinny… plZ throw SHAMOO back into the water… EwWwWwW.
The bike is superimposed. They Photoshopped his boyfriend out of the picture, right?- nik
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111 Responses to “Crotch Rocket”
If I must say so myself, I didnt know shamoo looked this good! You go girl, this is one HOT pic!
this is one fineeee b*tch! she is one of the sweetest girls you’ll ever meet & has a rockin body! stop hatin b*tches!
aka throw back chick Reply:
April 20th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
this is one nastyyy bitch she is one of bitchest girls you’ll ever meet & has beatdown body! get it right bitches!!hahaaaaaaaaaaaa
ali…u look f”n AMAZING…ur tha only one that can rocl that shyt i love u!!!!
WHATEVER DUMB ASS SAID SHE IS FAT MUST B BLIND. GIRL WHOEVER U R I THINK U HOT GIRL DO UR THING.
this b*tch right here looks like china no doubt. she thinks she’s gods gift to earth. all she is, is a UGLY FAT FAKE MANLY WANNA BE CUTE GIRL. if i was her boyfriend i would def feel like i was dating a GUY!. she tries to talk about other people and how they look, but please tell me if you think she has room to talk? HER HAIR. AHAHAHAHAHAH she thinks its soooooo hot but sweetheart learn how to fix it besides just teasing 3 pieces of it and not fixing it after. SHE WEARS the same black dress that shows her UGLY MESSED UP BOOB JOB that didnt make you look anymore girly! haha GET OVER YOURSELF & STOP ACTING LIKE A TEENAGER AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOURSELF GIRL!!!!
haha. Reply:
April 11th, 2009 at 8:25 am
ii agree to “LETS GET REAL”
Anonymous Reply:
April 12th, 2009 at 12:47 am
OF COURSE YOU AGREE .. YOU’RE THE SAME PERSON DOUCHE. THE COMMENTS COME 1 MINUTE APART. NICE TRY THOUGH
too bad Reply:
April 12th, 2009 at 9:15 am
im not the same person and i agree. this girl is ugly and looks like the girl china. but nice try douche
Anonymous Reply:
April 12th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
THERES NO WAY YOUR COMMENT COULDVE POSTED AND 1 MINUTE AFTER SOMEONE ELSE COMMENTED AGREEING W YOU. THE COMMENTS GET APPROVED 1ST BY NIK AND THAT TAKES MORE THAN A MINUTE. YOURE FOOLING NO ONE SWEETIE. QUIT HATIN
DiVA Reply:
July 5th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Not on the wkeneds he does a auto approve and then when they come back they read through all the comments and delete the bad ones. Sweet try tho!
byu boy Reply:
July 8th, 2009 at 10:40 am
I no who paid for that rack!! It felt good blowing a wad on them!!! Thanks M.P. LOL
I busted an epic nut in her if she wasnt such a ding bat i would have dated her. So insted i moved on.
jealous jealous! ali is hott & your just jealous! haha!
I AGREE... Reply:
April 11th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW THIS CHICK…SHE IS SMOKIN HOTT!
whats her name
Dude seriously, its definitely people like this guy that give girls a complex about weight. I’d have to agree and say that this dude tried to get with her and she turned him down, this girl is gorgeous.
I would like to get to know her and maybe make love to that beautiful asshole.
honestly if she wore stuff that fit her she wouldnt look so bad …just casue you have a boob job doesnt mean you can wear whatever you want and think its ok.. have a little class if that was my friend i would be embarassed for her … you look like a complete wh*re.
yea i say shes a 4. 5 being average and her rating off the bike. that thing some prob reps as a crotchrocket is bad. mine would raise her to a perfect 10. poor wh*re. better luck next time trying to take a picture.
I love my wanksta!!!! She’s smokin hott, don’t hate bc she has enough confidence in herself to wear a thong with pride and b a ride or die biotch! She’s effin awesome and sooo happy right now. I love when people try to knock someone down when they are shining the brightest they ever been….
Girl u kno who this is and I got u whenever u need it whoopity whoop whooop that broad is finer than a mofo!
is that leeanna?
is this china? if so, its a damn good picture of her, cause in person she is UGLY and manlike lol
the bike sucks!!! but i’d like to stick it in her pooper!! haha!!! no but fo real i would
Hot yeah right!!! I’ve seen her out and she’s BEAT!!! She has nice tits but that’s it!!!!
u say we should get a life but yet she is posting pics of herself on here!! ummm sounds like she needs to get a life.. gets ya draws out ya booty!!i think i see a poo stain
whoever wrote this is obviously jealous!!.. this girl has an awesome body..I smell a HATER
no one post’s pictures of themselves on here you moron! i love you ali and you look hot! obviously whoever post this had nothing better to do with themselves!
Haaaa say whaaat?! Reply:
July 8th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
What do u mean nobody post pics of thenselves??? hahaha either ur one of the poser’s on here or jar a plain idiot! Ppl like like ur friend whose balls ur obviously sweating post themselves on here all the time cuz there so insecure n they can’t figure out why men f**k em n leave em…
girl your lookinnn great! f*ck these haterssssssss.
CHINATOWN! Reply:
April 15th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
…girl no you dont u dike looking bitch, china fits thats girls description WELLLLLLLLLL..
shes a 2 bagger a bag on her head and one on mine incase hers rips
whats wrong with her mouth? she looks like a stroke victim.
call me a whale f*cker but i’ll bust that blowhole up!!!!! LOL! How do I find Shamoo? LMAO.
When are ugly girls going to learn that posing on a motorcycle doesn’t automatically make you hot?
her boobs are way to big and she has man legs i seem her at codys one night and i really thought she was a drag queen lmao….
GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 OMG PLEASE MY EYES ARE BURNING. SHE IS A FAT WH*RE. LOOKS LIKE A MAN, HER VOICE IS DEEP LIKE A MAN AND ALL HER FRIENDS ARE SK*NKS!! DIRTY CELEB FO SHO!!
Why do fat people think they can wear bikini’s in public? Someone get this girl into a moomoo so I don’t have to look at her sk*nky ass.
china just to let u no fishlips put u on here i seen her do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………..
We already saw this pic, every straight guy came to the same conclusion, yes, we’d hit it like the fist of an angry God.
id suck on her b@tthole so hard it will prolapse 
-keep it moist
Pedro would poke that @sss nicely.. she wouldn’t sh*t right for a week.
who ever that bikes for i would wash the seat off after no tellin what that wh*re has
People who talk sh*t are just jealous haters. If you don’t think you are, dig deep. No one is perfect and I’m sure you certainly aren’t. You may have a problem with the way this girl acts, but from what I see, she looks great…and I’m a GIRL. I’ve never even met her in my life…but things could be much worse. She looks healthy and fabulous!
amen Reply:
July 6th, 2009 at 7:40 am
i agree. you might not like what she does but you can’t say she isn’t sexy!
whoever posted the pic blacked out half the ass and legs to make them look skinnier.
Fat Shim…………CONFIRMED!
Now I have verifiable confirmation that the fruity bastard that owns this site is a fudge-packer. And so are all the people in here claiming she looks like a man. All you pedophile wannabe’s that don’t know what a real woman looks like, expecting everyone to look like prebuscent 13 year olds….Retards!
shes not a wh*re. shes been having a boyfriend for over the past 6 months. get a life losers
playa Reply:
July 6th, 2009 at 11:38 am
….yea i heard that new “boyfriend” LOL been talking to somebody else….my friend!!!! haha stupid b*tch what goes aroud comes around china!!!!! ….hes not from here huh????…thought sooooooooooooooo!!!!
h-o-t-t-g-i-r-l
she has a boyfrien shes not a sl*t
ha Reply:
July 6th, 2009 at 11:31 am
…..omg this nasty b*tch aagain haha so funny somebody really doest like u!!!!!!!
shes had a boyfriend for 11 months, know her very well, comes off as a b*tch but once get to know her shes a sweetheart..but aren*t we all she is far from fat
shes has had a bf for 11 months to tell ya the truth, and i think shes hot
THAT BIKE IS WACK !!!! LIKE EVER HEAR OF A 1500 PLEASE!! PRETTY GIRL LIKE ME RIDE ON BIG WHEELS!
what!! dude u must be fruit if u think that is fatt or just mad cause u not hittin that…
i love u ali. you are the only girl i know that can get away pulling off something like that. you are beautiful & confident, keep it that way. i know this wont bring you down. love you hottass.
wuts up wit this old a$$ post?? all the comments r from april!!! yall could’ve at least found a new pic to put on here. im gunna say the same thing i said in april. i’d put it in her pooper!!!
Anyone who knows Ali personally knows that she is an awesome friend and a pleasure to be around. She doesn’t deserve this, and that’s probably why no one pays any attention to this website anymore - because it’s ridiculous. Love you Ali.
present day!!! Reply:
July 7th, 2009 at 11:21 am
oh chinadoll u know u check this website everyday n now u really know how people feel ab u stillllllll haha way back from april to now must suck to be u all the time!!!!!
this girl is deff far from fat, i think shes sexy, why you so worried about her anyway?? shes prob dont give a shit what any of you think about her, all of you are to much of a coward to tell her that you have to come on a cheesy website and say stuff behind fake names grow up !
That chick looks like Fishlips or a straight up wannabe…bahahaha!
definately NOT Reply:
July 8th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
nah fishlips is way hotter then china this b*tch is beat n everyone knows it!!!!
lame Reply:
July 8th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
omg shealyn get a fuking life we all know you comment on every picture saying the same shyt your old news just like your pu$$y
she might seem like a b*tch when you first meet her, but once you get to know her she is an AMAZING person!!! Im so glad she is happy with her boyfriend, and she has a lot more going for her in life than the person who put her on this site!! I LOOOVE YOU ALEE you sexii b*tch!!!
……china china china back on the dirty again good for ya funky ass so from what i here u have a man now poor guy if he only knew how dirty u are im sure hes prob seen this website by now cuz uve been on here quite a few times!!!..EVERYTIME I SEE YOU I JUS LAUGH AND THINK TO MYSELF HUMMMM POOR GIRL HAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!
What person would wear a thong to the tarpon rodeo? If you noticed the pictures in her album she is with no hot guys but just fat ones..Thats all she can get cuz she is the same size as the fat ones..Thats why they call her CHINA..She has no shape..From the back she looks like a dude in that thong bathing suit..You wore the same bathing suit to DETOX..Did you realize that people were making fun of you at DETOX & @ the Tarpon Rodeo..Even your own friends were talking about you.Please look in the mirror at the back of you before you decide to wear a thong. And you wonder why you make the dirty along with your dirty friends. Poor Brittney..You better get away while you can.
“she`s a sk*nkkk” i saw this girl for tarpon and i saaw all her pics she wasnt with fat guys she was with all guys who steady be mobbin them ROIDS!!
shes not ugly shes just trashy!! who the hell wears a thong binki anywheres?!!!!
Roids make your greg shrink up. This babe knows it. They also deepen womens voices and grow hair on their chests. Wow, something I want to copy.
SHAWN SHOULD HAVE STAYED WITH MELISSA HE WOULD HAVE A BETTER WOMAN AND A MUCH NICER BIKE LOL !! WHAT A FOOL!!!
this girl has an amazing body and is no where near the defintion of “FAT”! People need to re-evaluated their own reflections in the mirror before you’re so quick to judge others. Jealously will eat you alive!
this girl has an amazing body and is no where near the defintion of “FAT”! People need to re-evaluated their own reflections in the mirror before you’re so quick to judge others. Jealously and Envy will eat you alive!
FINALLYYYY SOMEONE PUTS THIS C8NT UP .. ABOUT F*CKING TIME OK! SERIOUSLY, ALI YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A MANNN IT’S LONNG, NARROW AND YOUR HEAD IS HUGE. YOUR HAIR IS SO THIN AND STRiNGY, YOUR FAT ASS F*CKK AND SHAWN SAYS YOUR P*SSY STINKS!! HAHAHAHA
U LOOK LIKE CHINA THE F*CKING WRESTLER U MAN. SHAWN SAYS UR P*SSY STINKS HAHAHA
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Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
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Air biscuit: fart
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Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
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Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
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Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
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F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
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WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
are you kidding me?
look at the muscle in her legs,.. you can see her ribs.
highly doubt it that shes fat bro. this is a case of ” you tried to hit and she turned you down”
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BOYFRIEND OF THE YEAR LOL!! Reply:
April 20th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
WARNING: DONT DO IT GUYS!
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DIRTY Reply:
July 11th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
I strongly agree. Ali, you look like you have been hitting the gym hard! nice picture.
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