Like Son, Like Father

THE DIRTY ARMY: Look at these f*cking clowns…what winners! the guy on the right thinks he is a pro motocross rider and the guy on the left is his dad. Yeah HIS DAD who the hell does this guy think he is? HE IS LIKE 55.
Keep living the dream, who cares about the mortgage payments.- nik

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50 Responses to “Like Son, Like Father”
the guy on the right is hot <3
INYOUR DREAMS Reply:
February 12th, 2009 at 12:13 am
mmmmI think the guy on the left is HOTTer…..
I bet $200 they live east of I-15 $20 they live in Santee and $2 if they live off Mast Blvd. This isn’t the 909, fags.
Anonymous Reply:
February 10th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
and i bet another 20 that you were ed hardy or affliction
bros are such pussies i love it haha and bro hoes are so easy its not even funny. its funny how they try so hard, it shows how insecure they really are hahah
SGMHUGE+2's Reply:
February 10th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
thats hilarious im sure your animosity towards “bros” is probably because one stole your girlfrind then kicked your pansey ass! then im sure you cried hah are you a crier? you seem like a crier!!
SGMHUGE+2's Reply:
February 10th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
thats hilarious im sure your animosity towards “bros” is probably because one stole your girlfriend then kicked your pansey A*S and you jus cried haha are you a crier?? you seem like a crier!!!
Agree with sdmatt30, these guy’s belong in the IE or HB. Beat it!
looks like East County people aka Trailer Trash! Gross!
i know for a fact where these guys live, valley center, if your not a farmer, your a wanna be bro
ill double that bet that these guys probly have more goin for them then all you put together, their tattoos probly all together cost more than ur car , and the bad ass on the left can pull more b*tches then you can shake ur stick at
You Are Mistaken... Reply:
March 30th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Their tattoos “probly” cost more than our cars, huh? Wow… nothing hotter than a inland mental midget that spends his massive MMA/Motocross/NextBigNutritionScam paycheck on some sweet ink. Jesus…… Where can I find myself a sexy gem like that?!?
Cubs suck(go Albert 10th grand slam) Reply:
July 4th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
150$ an hr 4 that tattoo maybe 3 sitting. You must have a (nice car) bud
wow Reply:
July 5th, 2009 at 4:20 am
i bet the son and father beat eachother off and then go shopping at the srh store (dunno the name of the DB store never went to it)
who uses “Bro” anymore..you must have a Bro-mance..HOMO!
sounds to me like these guys must have banged one of YOU Steroid Shootin, Ball Playin, Ass Slappin fag’s pretty little SD girlfrinds and now your a little upset
Anonymous Reply:
July 4th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
sounds like you are a total loser that nobody likes so you hang out with people that wear black trench coats and talk about how much you hate everyone.You fail at life i gaurentee it
HAHAHA!!! O MAN. ONLY THE DOPEST CAN ROCK THE SRH TANKS! HOTTNESSS!
Haha I love it! someone put me up on BLAST on thedirty . com
Im the “bro” on the right haha Haters make me Famous!!!
So sick someone took the time to creep my mypace and steal this pic then post it….must be doin somethin right!
Saundra Reply:
July 4th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
What exactly are you doing right? You have no money and you’re not good looking and I highly doubt you’re intelligent with a proper college education. That’s what most people envy. Good looking, successful, smart men. Which I’m positive you’re non of the above.
P.S
I love how every “bro” or “bro hoe” puts something on their myspaces quoting, “haters make me famous” um under what realm? One post on thedirty.com?! Ooooo you’re like the next Brad Pitt! You’re soooooo famous now! No one even knows your name!
dik Reply:
July 5th, 2009 at 1:45 am
Owned! You know their reading comprehension sucks and they have no shot at understanding your post.
My lifted truck compensates for my tiny peenor.
Bradon goes huge in the dez and the Local spots …hahahaahah u all got no clue
These niggaz are f***** faggots i bet they are from 909 wtf
haha jp homies thats funny people have time to talk crap on one pic haha
f*gs
GO BACK TO RIVERSIDE.
“Goes huge in the dez”?? Can you get a job “going huge in the dez? Are there a lot of people lining up in a recession economy to give money to people “going huge in the dez”?
Tats cost more than a car? Bet these guys wish they could peel off that retard ink and trade it in for something they can drive besides beat girls.
Make you famous? Yeah, between your perv dad and your stunning good looks, and of course your one second mention on a website talking crap about you, this is your big break! Save up some of that high rollin’ “dez” cash and move out of Valley Center and in to San Diego.
I love the Douche factor here. It is quite high. They may have a chance to hang with me, The #1 Douche.
How many times are you going to post the same picture of these loser’s ???
Bros are the most useless piece of sh*ts to come along since wiggers.
Congratulations losers - now stay out of the gene pool.
F@ck the f*gs, who’s the beeotch in the pic? I would hit-her-in the-shitter
Seriously…these guys look absolutely retarded. The sleeve tatts, black basketball jerseys, etc. Give me a break. I suppose they love UFC, quaddin at the dunes, collecting MMA, Hurley, Skin, DC Shoes stickers and putting them on their idiotic lifted pickup trucks. I can’t wait until this stupid little trend goes away.If only they knew how stupid they look.
i think it’s awesome! the person who submitted this is a hater…..
at least his dad is into what his son likes!
Sweet name “Jay-Dawg” anyways you couldnt have made a better comment Nik lol. Im tryin to kick it next time your in Vegas and fock Kayden Solo. Laate
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making san diego look bad…
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Anonymous Reply:
February 10th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Bradon goes huge in the dez and the Local spots …hahahaahah u all got no clue
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I wish Reply:
March 30th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
my dad was that cool
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HITN IT BIG Reply:
February 10th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
YOU MAKE YOURSELF LOOK BAD-UH SD BOLTS TO BAD YOU HAVE NOTHN GOIN YOUR WAY!
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sd finest Reply:
February 25th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
nice try ns
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