Eat Something Please!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is michelle! I know you dont like meat on the bones so would you?
Answer: No, I guarantee she gets super moody from battling her tapeworms for nutrients.
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101 Responses to “Eat Something Please!”
so do you nik
Nik you hit the nail on the head with that one. And did anyone notice the Ed Fardy bathing suit?
Someone obviously needs to get help for their ED. NEDA please. P.S. Headbands are stupid. Esp when they’re bigger than you are.
Nik - you can tell that just from the picture? Wow that high school degree from Mission Viejo is really paying off.
haha i work with this girl
chubbylover Reply:
June 6th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
what does she bring for lunch?
she must envy toothpicks/needles/etc…
seriously. she needs to eat. not healthy.
help her.
calista flockhart is obese compared 2 this piece of floss! my greg is thicker than her!
girl on the left is pretty cute
o. leary Reply:
June 5th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
bad joke dude
DJ Reaction Reply:
June 6th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
nah she is, Ive seen her in person when I used to DJ at GLO, really pretty girl, this pic doesn’t do her much justice at all.
victoria Reply:
June 6th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
yah, you’re definitely the girl in the picture, writing that about yourself, lol. nobody else would say it! maybe her mom?
taniesha Reply:
June 7th, 2009 at 11:51 am
i second that ricky*
DJ Reaction Reply:
June 7th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
taniesha is that your sister in the pic?
Anonymous Reply:
June 8th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Yessss! That’s her .. Lol you don’t recognize her? Roscoe was visiting her in vegas. When I come down soon we need to hang out kk.
DJ Reaction Reply:
June 8th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
I thought that looked like her, yeah we will for sure! I’ll see your sister tonight, imma head to blue martini later
i’d rather be happily chubby than starvingly skinny — like her. 
help her.
the girl in the middle has an amazing body! and anorexic chicks hair looks mullet-ish.
the girl in the middle…I think she is Black is super hot, I don’t care what you say.
taniesha Reply:
June 7th, 2009 at 11:46 am
shes black and filipino!! thats my big sis :] and shes beautiful
The one in the middle has a great body
Her head is freaking long. Anyone else think that looks abnormal?
MAD CUTE YOU ID DO HER. NOT EVEN KIDDIND ID BUY HER +2 TOOOO.
i can’t believe i’m dignifying this post with a comment..
to whoever posted this: who the f*ck are you to pass judgement?!? michelle is beautiful and an absolute sweetheart and has done nothing to deserve to be on this site!!
if ur truly concerned, maybe you should of addressed the issue personally.. dumb@ss. way to be an insecure loser that needs to put others down just to boost ur self confidence. get a life
eat sh-t Reply:
June 6th, 2009 at 10:18 am
I didnt say a damn thing about her personality. But if you were her TRUE friend then you would be trying to help her aswell. Also, I was not passing judgement, just merely saying that she needs help! Either help or ten big macs stuffed down her throat! haha! Some friend you are, wasting your time on the dirty instead of helping her! Tata Biiiiiiiiooooooooootttttcccch!
Figured it out Reply:
June 7th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
If you know a better way to make myself feel good about myself I’d like to hear it.
JINNA Reply:
June 7th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Beautiful? I can see all her bones. If that’s beautiful, thank God I’m UGLY.
Keeping it real Reply:
June 16th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
You are UGLY Jinna. lol. At least you admit it. I know who you are AND youre not just ugly on the outside, but you are even Uglier on the inside. if thats even possible.
Now go workout, diet, whatever.. just get off of this site. Its pathetic how you are always on here talking crap about people because of how bad you feel about yourself.
Its also ironic that your fatass is even talking about someone else’s weight. Haha.. Fat, Ugly and Stupid. Wow, youre such a winner!
JINNA Reply:
August 5th, 2009 at 2:09 am
#1: You don’t know me. You wish you did.
#2: BIG talk, from a person who is too much of a pussy ass little b*tch to even post their name.
#3. Learn the meaning of the word, “grammar”. Thanks.
Dahlia Reply:
July 6th, 2009 at 11:46 am
It almost looks like she had surgery near her hip. If she was hospitalized for being banged up, that might explain her current thinness.
She’s cute. I’m sure she’ll take good care of herself. I hope so.
people called her five head in high school. the other day i saw her at the store with her mom and she didnt have makekup on. so scary looking…
Who’s the fine a$$ dark chick in the middle in the 2nd pic? She’s freakin’ hot.
A pizza delivery guy must have taken the top picture. She is flashing an explicite gesture as a way of showing how she feels about what he brings.
eat sh-t Reply:
June 7th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Haha, you make me giggle. I love it! Yeah she is NOT attractive in person and she really does need help. And to whomever said they’d do her and buy her +2’s, thats probably not a good idea. They would look like soft balls stuck on a corpse. Just sayin’! haha
hahahaha I saw that anorexic chick on some other girls site a few weeks ago and thought she was disgustingly skinny, I even had to call my sister into the room and critque the nastyness of it. so I’m kinda of delighted to see she made her way onto this site. girl needs to gain 10 pounds… or 20.
The same person obviously keeps posting that the girl in the middle is “hot”. She is cute, but FAR from hot status. Bet her boobs are flatter than her hair.
She is cute, I doubt that Reply:
June 8th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Are you f*cking blind, She CLEARLY has a bigger chest than the anorexic to the right
Needs to take lessons from her friends to the middle and left… just sayin’
I saw this girl out this weekend, recognized her from the DIRTY even worse in person. She is beyond corpse status she really needs to hit up a Taco Bell 6x’s dialy for the next year. Her hair looks like it is falling out and she is so emaciated that her teeth look like dentures that are to big for her mouth, Skeletor for sure!
That is scary skinny…Girl let me take you out on a date and buy you a meal or two nah make that three!
EAT A FREAKING SANDWICH!!!!…….then make me one too. I’m huuungry.
Eat! For the love of god there are starving children all over the world and you have the resources to eat use them…………………….
Michelle is awesome. Really fun, sweet, has a ton of friends and a great life. So what if she’s skinny? At least she’s not fat. Whoever put her on here needs to get their azz beat..!!!!!
Id rather look at a skinny girl over a fat girl any damn day!!!! And your a liar if you say different. We see fat people all day long, but when you see someone who is thinner than normal, its a big deal..? Please..
Lay off all of the harsh comments on this girl. Theres a difference of having an opinion and just being flat out mean.
STFU Reply:
June 14th, 2009 at 2:04 am
You are obviously her mom or michelle herself. Prob her mom since you couldn’t even spell out ASS and you’re so optimistic about her not being a “fat girl”. Stop living through your daughter and get her AZZ some help if you really care. Skinny doesn’t look so good in a casket.
Drama foyo Mama! Reply:
June 14th, 2009 at 2:50 am
OMFG!!! So what if she’s skinny?! She ain’t skinny she’s half dead! Enablers like you should go and rot with her. Her face is so emaciated you can see her teeth through her mouth. Her health is probably in much worst condition than a girl 20 lbs overweight and has a higher risk of having a heart attack! We’re not saying she should be fat, just healthy you dumbsh*t.You can go f*ck yourself now.
clear eyes Reply:
July 5th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
“at least she’s not fat”??? hahah have you ever learned what anorexia does to your body????
what is so mean about telling her that she needs to eat? You are mean if you are her friend and aren’t trying to help her out!
There is a big difference between being “thinner than normal” and anorexic!
Be a good friend and take her to see someone or take her out to eat.
It might help if you kept the drugs away from her too!
Amazing that this chick has friends willing to get on here and defend her anorexia or bulemia which ever way she likes it! This girl is not being talked about for being skinny it’s because of how emaciated she is, google the word there is a difference between emaciated and skinny dumb as*es. Your friend needs serious help so suck it up take the harsh words and turn it into a positive for her benefit. Please don’t humor us anymore with your excuses and while you are googling the word emaciated google friend too that way you will learn the true meaning of friend! You suck
She has a cute face, i’ll give her that.
Definately too skinny though, her ribs are WAYY to visible.
I’m guessing she’s hiding a huge forehead under those bangs and band; her head looks bigger than most wearing a hat 
Someone rich enough, (or desperate enough) should definately buy her a tit job and some weight gainer supplements for those 15 pounds she needs and she’ll be an 8. Maybe 8.2 if i drink on an empty stomach.
Michelle, you know that you DO have a great life and A LOT of people who love you. If you are even on here reading this, please dont let any of these jackass people bother you.
Love ya!!!!
i was getting some lunch the other day and randomly found out where this girls works. she looks way better in person i do have to say.
STFU Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Are you implying she works at a food joint? Or a coffee stand? That makes her situation seem even more serious.
That girl is hardly living. The two girls she’s with are fine as hell, she is TOO THIN and needs an intervention asap or she will die. No human being is meant to be that thin and be healthy.
really? defending her by saying anything similar to “at least she’s not fat” is preposterous, not to mention cruel, you vain, superficial retard…you are exactly the friend she doesn’t need. way to enable the disorder.
all of you “friends” of hers really need to sit her down and tell HER how beautiful she is instead of people on this effing site…this is obviously a serious case of distorted self image resulting in some sort of eating disorder..
unless she enjoys looking like the Crypt Keeper from Tales from the Crypt. doubtful, but to each his/her own.
I have bigger sh!t coming out of my @ss than this toothpick!
She does need help. There is naturally thin and then there is unhealthy, forced thin. The girl does need an intervention. On a side note, the one in the middle has an awesome body. Proof that you can not be stick thin and be amazingly sexy.
(ladies, let me clarify, belly rolls and huge a$$es are NOT considered curvy to anyone except yourself. the girl in the middle is a great example of having a little weight on you and being sexy, the rest of you put down the twinkies and run a little)
So I heard about this website at a party on lake chelan last night and thought it was just something made up, but to my surprize it actually exist. Wow!
Andrea I guess you were truly concerned for Julia, I thought you were just hammered and arguing for no reason.
Hey Michelle that fruit drink you made was pretty intense!
Where is CiCi? She needs to be on here!
I think if we angled it correctly I could see my dick pushing up on her belly from the inside. She definitely needs some meat on her.
that headband makes her hair look so stupid .. and i know for sure she got those sunglasses at walgreens ..sad sad
Both these pics were already posted.
Love the body on the sexy dark chick in the middle…she could get it anytime…
i bet she has a tight *****
Is the dirty falling off so bad we have to bump old posts?
Get merlin away from the word press administration site so these stupid reposts don’t happen 
Thank you! I would now go on this blog every day!
Thank you
Jinny
the black girl in the middle is gorgeous! she looks like gabrielle union
You’ve lost your damn mind! That black chick looks NOTHING like Gabrielle Union!!! Stop kissing ass and get ur sh*t straight.
Also, Jinny didnt post this damn post!
Lastly, Michelle does need to go see a doctor or maybe her friends should be better ones!
Anonymous Reply:
July 9th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
jealous much? Why would I be kissing ass, I’m a girl. She’s is gorgeous, end of story.
You’ve lost your damn mind! That black chick looks NOTHING like Gabrielle Union!!! Stop kissing ass and get ur shit straight.
Also, Jinny didnt post this damn post!
Lastly, Michelle does need to go see a doctor or maybe her friends should be better ones!
who’s the girl in the middle? name, myspace, facebook, something?
she’s a stunner.
wasnt the tall girls myspace name malibu??? cuz i think we used to hook up
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ugh this girl is so weird! She is always wearing some stupid headband, doesn’t any of her friends tell her it looks ridicouls! and she definatly needs to eat
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CHRONiiCA Reply:
June 9th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
YOU DEFINITELY NEED A DICTIONARY!
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Ande Reply:
July 6th, 2009 at 2:36 am
Probably because she’s wearing a wig. Look how thin she is, she probably doesn’t even have too much hair!
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Trap STARR Reply:
July 10th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
wow meet Annarexia Nervosa.
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Trap STARR Reply:
July 10th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
its a 2009 Hollocaust Victim….. I am a JEW- shut it.
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Trap STARR Reply:
July 10th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
2009 Holocaust Victim…I am a JEW
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