
THE DIRTY ARMY: A 25 year-old dude from New York, NY named Alex Dulub created a website called http://www.mykingisdead.com/ where he’s charging people money to light virtual candles in honor of Michael Jackson’s demise. The f*ckface even had the audacity to open up a Amazon affiliate store where he continues to cash in off people buying MJ sh*t. Clearly he has no affiliation with the Jackson family and is exploiting the death to make money. As of right now, 2711 victims have taken the website as legitimate and paid between $1-10 to light virtual candles for 1000-infinite days - donations which clearly wont be delivered to the real victim. This douchebag was dumb enough to leave his name in the domain registration along with his email address where I was able to track his @ss down. He’s f*cking white! What a damn disgrace to America! He deserves to be punished for this absolute bullsh*t & the Jackson family needs to know about his exploits of their family! Nik- Please feature this so the asshole pays for his wrongdoing.
What a scumbag… today is a sad day in American history and this Alex douche will probably make some serious dough. R.I.P Michael Jackson.- nik

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43 Responses to “A 25 Year Old New Yorker Exploiting MJ Death”
MJs own family is using his death to make money, why shouldnt this guy? if there are enough of you child-molestor worshipers out there someone will (and is going to) cash in on your pathetic adoration..
The website is poorly done. If people can’t tell by that alone, I don’t feel sorry for them.
MJ was a great talent,but sorry he also was a pedophile and that negates everything he contributed to the music world.Theres a reason child molesters get beat and killed in prison and it doesnt make sense that people are willing to overlook that about him just because he could sing and dance? maybe all pedophiles should start a band and then maybe people would accept them also?
Nik Richies baby momma Reply:
July 7th, 2009 at 9:55 am
Thank god I’m not the only one who feels the same way about this
Good for Alex. Who gives a sh!t if he’s getting in on the exploit MJ game…the medias going to exploit it for months. Seriously who care that MJ died…as far as I’m concerned MJ died in the late 80’s or early 90’s.
uhhhm… why are we glorifying a child molester, who thinks there is nothing wrong with sleeping with boys? He was a messed up weirdo who also was a compulsive liar….great singer and musician yes, but no-one talks about how he loved little boys in his bed and how he paid that kid 25mil to go away….good riddance mj
What a great day in America!!!! The child molesting rapist is DEAD!!!!!!!! Children all over the world can sleep well. Phuck you, Mike the Molester.
are you serious today is a sad in American history cause Micheal Jackson died?? WTF kinda American are you? We should be sad cause a black man who hated being black and had the world by the balls living the dream, who had questionable at best relations with little boys has passed? True a great entertainer he was but this sh#$t is a little to much every fing channel and radio station come on..
Nik, how does this differ for you?
You have a website where you play photo-smash-mouth and charge money to people to advertise. Scumbag!
Or, should we say Scambag?
Nik, how does this differ from you?
You have a website that plays photo-smash-mouth and benefits financially from it. Scumbag!
Or, should we say Scambag?
I hope he makes a mint on the stupid f*cking people of this nation.
God you people are nerds, I was compelled to blog this once and only time. To express how pathetic you people are on here. Find a life geeks, I’m sure most of you are video game losers who live inside the cyber world. -Mike Hernandez Tall, dark, and handsome
THA DON (Big Drewche's post about me on that sh!t site can't be any lamer) Reply:
July 7th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
what an absolute toolbag f@g
“Mike Hernandez Tall, dark, and handsome”
Jesus christ you say others need a life? I’d love to punch the sh!t outta your face for sport
Nik……you are wacked……what great american died??????????????? And the guy complained that the website was set up ba a white man…..MJ tried everything possible to be white!!!!!!!!!!
only difference between that guy and nik is that nik also promotes clubs.
I absolutely love it that someone is making money off the foolish pedophile followers!
The site owner might as well make some $ of MJ, the rest of the planet is doing / about to do the same. If a moron wants to light a ‘virtual candle’ for the Molester of Pop, someone might as well cash in on it.
Good job cashing in on the MJ lovers out there!! a few months ago every body felt the same way about him. he was a child molesting pedophile and a weirdo. and as soon as he dies every body wants to express how much they loved him and how great he was. if the media can cash in on his death by putting him on every channel and every radio station just so the fools that praise him will tune in to here every detail. than this guy should be able to as well. i wish i would have thought of it first.
Who cares, even MJ’s own family has been cashing in on him the same way for years, why would it change after he died. That’s just the society we live in, you can fight it if you want, but it won’t do any good. C.R.E.A.M.
who gives a f*ck. let the guy make money off of him. his own father was trying to promote his new studio when they asked him about his own sons death… his fam doesn’t care.
f*ck mj. everyone is mourning the death of a f*cking child molester.
who cares,
the child molester is dead get over it .
The site has candles that had expired in May and June?
If you actually look at the candles that were lit and do the math, only 47 of the 3677 were actually paid for…the rest were free. Of the 47 the total amount spent is $198…not exactly a profitable venture…
IF I HEAR ONE MORE THING ABOUT MICHEAL JACKSON IM GONNA GO CRAZY
Anonymous Reply:
July 7th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
You might as well get your straight jacket out and tell your local inpatient mental health facility to get the padded cell ready for you because you’re going to be hearing about Micheal for many, many months to come. His death and burial is just the beginning of this epic saga. Stay tuned . . .
Speaking ill of the dead….is immoral and dispicable. He was never found guilty….remember? He wanted world peace…you negative people don’t.
What a lot of people seem to either not heard of or care about, is that the last young boy who claimed Michael abused him has come forward and admitted he lied. The first case…the mother has been charged recently with pulling the same scam on a teacher. Where does that leave all these people screaming that he’s a pedophile and should be in hell?
THA DON (Big Drewche's post about me on that sh!t site can't be any lamer) Reply:
July 7th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
shut up
WOW Reply:
July 7th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
All of that is true though…..last family was just a bunch of lowlife scammers…let him rest in peace!!!
The guy who made that website is the epitome of the american dream. He’s a great entrepreneur.
So according to your ridiculous post, you think this would have been acceptable if the guy who started the website was black? Is that why you didn’t complain about his greedy family exploiting his death?
You are the one who is pathetic!! You worship some demented pedophile who went through countless surgeries to make himself look like an ugly WHITE woman. He was sick in the head and his entire family is just as greedy and sick.
I wish more of his pedophile worshipers would off themselves. Then maybe the world would be a better place.
Ummm Reply:
July 8th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
How do you know he was guilty of anything? If I “heard” NOLA was a pedophile, I wouldn’t just believe it, and tell everyone! He was found NOT GUILTY. So when they find you not guilty NOLA, we’ll be sure to still tell everyone you did it!!!
Uhm I wish I thought of this.. might as well cash in on the whole MJ thing
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a disgrace . . yes
but you need morons in the world to make him a disgrace . . .
they’re are 2711 people in the world, in which we could probably do without . . .
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ghunit says nik is gay! Reply:
July 7th, 2009 at 9:23 am
fu@k Micheal Jackson seriously! yes he was a talented man, and yes in his prime he was one of the best entertainers in the history of mankind, but are we forgetting that he is also a child molesting, child endangering peace of garbage, if in fact he was not wealthy and he did not have the parents of these poor children he molested be more of scum then him, this creature would of died in prison, were he belongs! I feel bad for the children not Micheal or whom ever his death rips off, I feel bad for Fara Faucet and Billy Mays who got no recognition because they unfortionetly died the same week as this pediphile. And lets not forget he also leaves behind 200 million dollars of debt that undoubtibley will get pawned off on us the tax payers. Let him rest and his maker will decide if it is in peace. I know there are some poor children who he touched that are hoping he rots in hell.
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ghunit says nik is gay! Reply:
July 7th, 2009 at 9:24 am
fu@k Micheal Jackson seriously! yes he was a talented man, and yes in his prime he was one of the best entertainers in the history of mankind, but are we forgetting that he is also a child molesting, child endangering peace of garbage, if in fact he was not wealthy and he did not have the parents of these poor children he molested be more of scum then him, this creature would of died in prison, were he belonged! I feel bad for the children not Micheal or whom ever his death rips off, I feel bad for Fara Faucet and Billy Mays who got no recognition because they unfortionetly died the same week as this pediphile. And lets not forget he also leaves behind 200 million dollars of debt that undoubtibley will get pawned off on us the tax payers. Let him rest and his maker will decide if it is in peace. I know there are some poor children who he touched that are hoping he rots in hell.
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