Dj Clue’s New Girlfriend

Posted in Hollywood, Manhattan, The Dirty | July 7th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is famous NYC hip hop DJ, DJ Clue’s new girl, her name is Sulyen she is Brazilian and has been linked to 50 cent and Trey Songz in the past, I would even though she has had a lot of purple marked inside of her?

She was hot in the late 90’s when it was cool to have fat asses in hip hop videos.  My Greg wouldn’t even fit anyway… she is so torn up by the p-crayon it would be like putting a hot dog in a hallway.- nik 

Tags: DJ Clue, Manhattan, Purple crayon



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Dj Clue’s New Girlfriend
  1. July 7, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    stink palm says:

    Nik, quit stealing joke lines from Family Guy you loser.

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  2. July 7, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    THA DON (Big Drewche's post about me on that sh!t site can't be any lamer) says:

    Damn… my greg will fit still

    Reply to THA DON (Big Drewche's post about me on that sh!t site can't be any lamer)
  3. July 7, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    dee says:

    suelyn medeiros is so hot…

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  4. July 7, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    Mighty Rock says:

    Nik, stop hating on black guys and come out of the closet already. No straight guy has a gossip site where he b*tches and moans about other people all day, besides…I’m sure your family and friends already know your status…lol.

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  5. July 7, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    Rub's the sides says:

    Guess that’s what happens when you have a pencil for a greg Nik, not all of us have that problem……..

    Reply to Rub's the sides
  6. July 7, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    chak says:

    i check out this site every once in a while, why i don’t know, but is this nik guy “for the gays”? i’m assuming yes because every single chick that is posted, he has some way of saying why he “wouldn’t” with them. either gay or he has a ridiculously hot girlfriend. my $ is on the former.

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  7. July 7, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    Barry Allen says:

    Where’s the “Any tread on the tires?” beginning to that joke

    Reply to Barry Allen
  8. July 7, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    dirtystylez says:

    Shes a babe… but her taste in men is bad..

    Nik U couldn’t hit it cause u got a little dick..

    Reply to dirtystylez
  9. July 7, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    KS kid says:

    I’d pee in her butt.

    Reply to KS kid
  10. July 7, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    Captain Hook says:

    I think Nik had some purple crayon when he was younger cause he can’t stop talking about them….I’ve decided!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply to Captain Hook
  11. July 7, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    Banger says:

    The fish entered the picture just after it was taken. There is a large chum line coming from between her legs.

    Reply to Banger
  12. July 7, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    Anonymous says:

    like feeding a tic-tack to a whale…that’s why i love her-nofx

    Reply to Anonymous
  13. July 7, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    Medium Pimpin (I go hard in the paint) says:

    MP Approved fo SHO

    Reply to Medium Pimpin (I go hard in the paint)
    • July 7, 2009 at 3:53 pm

      THA DON (Big Drewche's post about me on that sh!t site can't be any lamer) says:

      haha WORD

      Reply to THA DON (Big Drewche's post about me on that sh!t site can't be any lamer)
  14. July 7, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    SO TRUE says:

    SUELYNN IS THE BADDEST! I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT HER :)

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    • July 20, 2009 at 4:08 am

      please says:

      this broad looks like a monkey,, big ass grill.. geez look at that mouth,,,,she looks like a man with a wig and big smelly wobbly ass.. theres nothing feminine about her,, she grosss disgusting dirty looking,, manly!! plus she has the worst worst accent in the world,, she cant even speak english,, shes a video ho everyone knows that,,, wut a joke…. i wonder wut her fat ass will look like in 10 yrs,, used and abused… yucky.. stiky smellyyy…sorry girl im just being honest,,,, ooops i did it again =)

      Reply to please
  15. July 7, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    PIIHB says:

    Oh My Wad! I could fill that big juicy poop-box with GALLONS of the ‘gurt!

    Reply to PIIHB
  16. July 7, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    Black Man says:

    Where are all the pencil d!ck white boys that like to drop the n word because they can’t do in white puss-y like we can ? your sisters or girl friends know what I’m talking about.

    Thanks for your time……

    Reply to Black Man
  17. July 7, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    chittykats says:

    You’re such a do-shae…

    The whole world’s laughin’ @ u, not with u!

    HAHA!

    Pencil dick nik.

    Reply to chittykats
  18. July 7, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    Turk says:

    So your dick is smaller than your BIG ASS ARAB NOSE!!!!!

    Reply to Turk
  19. July 7, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    ihateNic says:

    I neva responded on here cuz quite frankly, this site does nutn for me wit all the crackheaded lookin white girl pics I dont usually waste my time. But I had to respond here cuz I have been a fan of Suelyn’s for a minute. Nic, this girl wouldnt look at you twice on the street-and u know it. Therefore, u write same lame-ass racist comments. From what I know, her look is the most sought after in the industry. The girls u think are hot- are usually the drunk white broads that look like they might suck u for a buck. Sorry bro but crack is wack–and I think u are way out-a-line for this one. U and Perez have the racist thing in common. However, Perez has one up on u–his website is successful. Yours is ..well ***FAIL***

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    • July 8, 2009 at 11:57 am

      D.G.A.F (Good Bye, Krezip) says:

      LOL Perez is for the gays so who cares if he is a racist at least you know he will be f*cking white guys..getting b*tchslapped and than cry about it on youtube is also a big FAIL

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  20. July 7, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    ihateNic says:

    p.s. I bet u dont even know who Suelyn is besides this pic anyways, Nic? cuz u a a gossip blogger but u hella outa touch with mainstream culture.
    Thats why nobody comes on this site—only reason I came on it was cuz someone told me bout this ONE article.
    Ur lame bro!! If u gona have a websitet-at least get in touch with wut ppl like. All the girls that u say “u wudnt hit” probably wouldnt even kiss u for a STACK let alone let u hit it! Please white boy–dont write bout wut u dont know about

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    • July 7, 2009 at 10:16 pm

      did you graduae jr high? says:

      Ok Suelyn we know its you , have u ever heard of spell check. Suelyn keep hooking up with rappers and stop writing .

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  21. July 7, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    WHOOPI GOLDBERG says:

    “Hotdog in a Hallway”- Whoopi Goldberg.
    Nik you are so unoriginal, pathetic.
    We all are well aware of your socioeconomic status, you physical appearence, your lack of women and friends, education, criminal record, poor grammar, lifestyle, ethnicity, sexuality, should i go on?
    This site is a testament to how untalented, unhumourous, untelligent.
    Oh did I mention you alas Corbin Grimes
    I wouldnt let you in my country club let alone my pu*sy.

    Reply to WHOOPI GOLDBERG
  22. July 7, 2009 at 11:26 pm

    denver thuggets says:

    haha clue clue!! new sh!t new sh!t!!!! stupid stupid!!!

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  23. July 8, 2009 at 12:49 am

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    what an @SS def worth spending money on :D damn im such a tool :(

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  24. July 8, 2009 at 10:05 am

    ihateNic says:

    actually I’m not Suelyn…….’did you graduate junior high?’–but look at the way YOU spelled graduate–u f*ckin’ moron. this is a comment section-most ppl abbreviate their words. we ain’t writing a fu*king novel here.

    Reply to ihateNic
  25. July 8, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    burnin says:

    definitely got the herp from these crayons

    Reply to burnin
  26. July 8, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    i nosh at 4:21 says:

    Nik, you are way too good at ruining jokes… “putting a hot dog in a hallway”? Where’s the humor in that metaphor? It’s supposed to be “throwing a hot dog down a hallway”…. see how that’s funnier? I keep saying, hire some comedy writers, but you just don’t listen! :-)

    Reply to i nosh at 4:21

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