I Found The One For You Nik

Posted in Hollywood, Maui, The Dirty, Would You? | July 13th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  I have studied your taste for 2 years now and I think I finally found her.  Nik, let me ask you the magic words- Would You?

Answer:  Yes, maybe 3 times or so, but for us to maintain a healthy relationship we need to do something about that Vaj Vein and reverse elbow Veins.  It kinda ruins it for me… I figure I will just never hold her hands in public so I don’t have to think about the Veins.  Who is she?



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I Found The One For You Nik
  1. July 14, 2009 at 11:48 am

    THA DON (On Edge) says:

    she hot, but I see what nik sayin bout them lower armpits… YIKES

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  2. July 14, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    Lola says:

    She looks down right beat without photoshop.

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  3. July 14, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    Jennifer england says:

    she is also a coug. she just turned 31

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  4. July 14, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    Mr. Nati says:

    Come on guys…. leave poor gay Nik alone.

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  5. July 14, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    mox says:

    she looks like ali larter.

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  6. July 14, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    well well... says:

    I left a comment here yesterday about Nik and “Nik’s chick” and how they never dated or hooked up and he seems to have edited it right out of the comments section…. hmmm, I wonder why?

    Reply to well well...
  7. July 14, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    yeahhokkayy says:

    Majorally airbrushed.

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  8. July 14, 2009 at 10:43 pm

    Anonymous says:

    you people know nothing about photography, her hands aren’t pale it’s the lighting notice her left thigh…jesus.

    Reply to Anonymous
  9. July 14, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    Rude Bobby says:

    Well well – Learn to read as the comment is definitely there. I am posting this 7 minutes after you and the post is up there under, I believe, the name tag Amazing…

    i find it hard to believe that D*ick Richie has the time to respond to your drivel. Nik’s a Dik, but a funny dude.
    I decided.

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  10. July 14, 2009 at 11:51 pm

    main squeeze says:

    there are WAY hotter pics of jennifer england on the internet…however…without all the photoshopping…she looks beat

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  11. July 15, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    Colonel Troutman says:

    Nik, you’re a real greg.

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  12. July 18, 2009 at 1:08 am

    SH69 says:

    Way airbrushed, major plastic surgery, probably 35 years old.

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  13. July 21, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    IRideLikeAGirl says:

    Well considering all you dbags want is fake tits, she’s going to have to get plastic surgery, and she does not look beat without photoshop, there are pap pix of ehr all over the internet. She’s an awesome looking woman.

    Reply to IRideLikeAGirl
  14. July 30, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    never again says:

    look at the giant carrot top arms! gross….keep her nick

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  15. December 6, 2009 at 11:51 am

    Come on Nik just admit it... says:

    I’ve seen pictures of you Nik and you are a total sand tard… First off you are a little guy (maybe 5 foot six). You’re trying to get back at all the people who made fun of you growing up. Well not a lot of growing in your case…

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