New Addition To The Dirty Office?

Posted in ASU, Arizona / UofA, Las Vegas, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Westside-AZ | July 14th, 2009

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So Merlin has been on the search for interns here at TheDirty.com… this girl submitted her resume with the attached picture.  Merlin says on paper she is not qualified enough, but I am trying to explain to Merlin that she is over qualified and maybe I should just advance her to a stronger position.  Merlin just doesn’t get it?

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New Addition To The Dirty Office?
  1. July 14, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    CHEF says:

    …Sup

    … I was actually suprised on how many ladies were out that night

    … Ended it @ Corleone’s

    …Oh… Pool Party this Saturday in Chandler
    … Budlight, Monster, Dos Gringos, 3D Revolution, & Power 98.3 will be there…

    Hit me up for details…

    – chef -
    -crimking-

    Reply to CHEF
    • July 16, 2009 at 4:36 am

      20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

      YU SAY POWER 98.3,,, WOW DEF SHOOTING GOING TO HAPPEN.. I DIDNT DECIDE I KNOW..

      Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  2. July 14, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    tx says:

    toe thumbs?

    Reply to tx
  3. July 14, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    meow says:

    She got MAN HANDS!

    Reply to meow
  4. July 14, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    IRideLikeAGirl says:

    She is trying soo hard to get that job.

    Reply to IRideLikeAGirl
  5. July 14, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    lol says:

    This b*tch is hag. Nik, you’re a retard.

    Reply to lol
  6. July 14, 2009 at 10:43 pm

    justin bobby(the real one) says:

    something is wrong with her face.

    Reply to justin bobby(the real one)
  7. July 14, 2009 at 11:53 pm

    Getreal says:

    She kinda has goldfish poppy eyes,crab claw hands, and weird
    inflatable/deflatable type +2’s.

    Reply to Getreal
  8. July 15, 2009 at 1:05 am

    Canada says:

    We’ve seen what kind of man trolls you keep up in that filthy office. Way over qualified and she knows it.

    Reply to Canada
  9. July 15, 2009 at 1:49 am

    kornaz says:

    She is FUGLAY. 7 head, cheeks are all the way from west to east, i can’t believe Nik a.k.a. Hooman is such a idiot dickhead. I am never coming back to this joke site.

    Reply to kornaz
  10. July 15, 2009 at 4:41 am

    Da Nati says:

    No way, there is MUCH hotter out there.

    Reply to Da Nati
  11. July 15, 2009 at 5:27 am

    Mr. Nati says:

    She needs +2’s first.

    Reply to Mr. Nati
  12. July 15, 2009 at 7:51 am

    AHHH says:

    Hells no! Her face and hands look weathered! The dirty could do so much better! Btw, she needs to lipo those cheeks and transfer that fat to her a** because it looks as tho she’s def. lacking in that department!

    Reply to AHHH
  13. July 15, 2009 at 9:31 am

    kiks says:

    are we all looking at the same face? she’s so beat!

    Reply to kiks
  14. July 15, 2009 at 9:38 am

    Another Solo says:

    Hire her. You can never too many hot chicks pick up your laundry, buy your coffee, or sit around reading US Magazine all day.

    Reply to Another Solo
  15. July 15, 2009 at 11:43 am

    Sam says:

    Hire her she is way prettier than your other assistants they are f*cking horridly ugly :)

    Reply to Sam
  16. July 15, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    king douche says:

    she has an awesome pair of assets………what more do you need ?

    Reply to king douche
  17. July 15, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    lolajolie says:

    thats some hardcore photoshop…but who knows…give her a one week trial on webcam and let the dirty army vote after that…

    Reply to lolajolie
  18. July 15, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    one of Geo BUSH drunk ass daughters says:

    white women are so damn fake,, those big ole hard fake boobs look .like hell! plastic wax ass b*tch!!

    Reply to one of Geo BUSH drunk ass daughters
  19. July 15, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    hmmm says:

    Her nose is a little pointy and who takes pictures with nice office clothes with the top unbuttoned half way and a lace bra showing… Scream Sk*nk and hungry for attention to me… Nik get a girl with looks and brains who doesnt want to sell her body

    Reply to hmmm
  20. July 15, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Naked Lady Golf Tees says:

    So did you hire her or what? And who tapped that first??

    Reply to Naked Lady Golf Tees
  21. July 16, 2009 at 4:37 am

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    I HER RESUME IT SHOULD SAY HOW MANY INCHES SHE CAN TAKE IN THE MOUTH.. VERY GOOD TO KNOW IF YOUR UNDER QUALIFIED.. IVE DECIDED..

    -KEEP IT MOIST

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  22. July 17, 2009 at 10:34 am

    Anna85-Carlsbad says:

    chop shop cs4

    Reply to Anna85-Carlsbad
  23. July 17, 2009 at 11:46 pm

    well.. says:

    umm..thats a dude.

    Reply to well..
  24. July 18, 2009 at 1:52 am

    no says:

    hell no nik…hire someone with a degree…not silicone maybe it will make your website more valuable…not more volumptuous

    Reply to no
  25. July 20, 2009 at 8:26 am

    Yeah right says:

    The primary qualification is that you sleep with Merlin. Hense why it’s mostly men and very few women. The ones around are homely or the good looking ones only make fine end tables nothing more.

    Reply to Yeah right

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