Michael Jackson Without Any Surgery
THE DIRTY ARMY: (Transracial.com) - We are all very, very aware of Michael Jackson’s plastic surgery obsession — and are not here to judge (well, maybe a bit!). But if you’ve been kept up at night wondering how MJ might have looked if he’d never gone under the knife, the folks over at Next Nature are here to help. Using childhood photos — and some pretty powerful computers — the site generated the photo above of the dark-skinned, wide-nosed, pleasantly-matured MJ that nature had hoped for. We think he would have looked pretty good.
To be honest, he looks way better with the surgery.- nik
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55 Responses to “Michael Jackson Without Any Surgery”
I thought that was Isaac from the Love Boat.
Wow Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
You must be old……
hahaha Reply:
July 15th, 2009 at 6:41 am
Actually they played the re-runs over and over when I was a kid. …….Wait! that does make me old. Ooops- oh well- I’m old. At least I watched the original Smurfs and Strawberry Shortcake…. lol.
Rocket Queen (the real one) Reply:
July 15th, 2009 at 8:57 am
yeah, really “Wow”..you’re a stupid moron. I watch Bonanza reruns too…and Leave it to Beaver.
without all the surgery, no way would he have been performing as long as he did. He would have been performing old school hits at 1000 person venues for 40 year old cougs. He would have ben the black Bret Michaels
I don’t understand how anybody can defend this guy. Just look at the facts: He was an addict that died of an overdose, he ruined his face with plastic surgery (his skin disease only affected the skin pigment, not the facial structure), and was the most suspected pedophile in America. I don’t give a damn how well he danced or sung!
When did molestation become so cool in the world? Michael Jackson has been dead since “Bad” came out. The black community hated him now embrace him like he is some savior? I know the guy made Thriller, but that doesn’t give you a hall pass to rape little boys. And the nation morns….. I know some of you Mutts are going to get all pissy about this post, but would you send your kids off to camp with some dude on Megan’s law because he could do the moonwalk? Innocent until proven guilty yea yea yea. But what do you think he was trying to attract with a carnival, some video games, candy, a zoo and Jesus juice at the “Neverland Ranch” some hot chicks? Let me know if you are as sick of this crap on TV as me…
I say............ Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
This America, for 20 mil you can hit a kiddie in the sh!ty or you can slice and dice your girlfriend up and hire some Aforos and Jews for 20 mil to get you off. Living in America, Eyee!
Anonymous Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
The media is going to beat “The Michael Jackson Story” to death. Much, much worse than with Anna Nicole (which really surprised me how much air play her death got). So, it’s best to learn to deal with it. (Oh yeah . . . you can always turn the channel).
John Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
I think a lot of people are aware of his flaws but still like him for the entertaining side of him. His music, his dancing, etc. We’re all aware that he may have made some mistakes and was no where near pefect, but at the same time, he was an amazing performer and musical genius. His Neverland Ranch may have been an attempt to fullfil a childhood that he may have felt was taken away from him and that he never had. His dad saw Michael as a money maker and really pushed his talent. While that led to major success, it also may have left him without a normal childhood. I don’t know, it’s just another theory like yours. But I think it’s fair to at least respect him and not just think he’s some crazy freak because of some controversial choices he may have made.
Respect and love for Michael Jackson.
brainwashed by media Reply:
July 15th, 2009 at 5:08 am
there is a sickness in this country now, people who worship a freakin pedophile and love to stick up for this wacko and deny he is a child molester,lets not forget money can buy anything,and who gives a fcuk if this guy could sing and dance,don’t forget main stream media could create,make or break stars(paris hilton)people today have no self respect, they’re to busy stickin their nose up some celebrities butt,the truth about Micheal will come out after main stream media is done hyping this crap up,its all just another distraction by our wonderfull govt, they wanna keep your head up your @ss as long as possible,because if we all knew the truth about our govt there would be frickin revolution.
yoyo Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
dude the death of the coverage of the death of michael jackson already happened, colbert announced it last night
brainwashed by media Reply:
July 15th, 2009 at 5:16 am
perfect example of my point, dude the TV said the coverage is over man, like the television is the end all truth.
WTF Huck Reply:
July 15th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
You are all fools trying to put a syndrome on everything just like every other liberal maggot. What happend to people being just plain stupid, or sick in the head? You rape little boys or get your self in a posistion like that you need to be dead. Good riddance one less wacko in the world. All you fools sticking up for this sick crap either will be on to catch a predator, are doing it and haven’t been caught, or lost your virginity to your favorite uncle and are trying to rationalize it. Hope that candy bar was worth it you sick fu#ks. Other then that Michael Jackson has been a Vampire for the past 20 years doing nothing good for society. Put on Thriller lean back have a Coke and a smile and it’s like nothing happend. Thank God he’s gone
WTF Reply:
July 15th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Totally agree….he died when he tried to be white and not embrace his true color.
He truly messed up his face. He was very handsome when he was a young black man and then he turned himself into an ugly white woman. He sure had some identity issues
I just have 1 question:
Whoul’d you send your child to summer camp if he worked there ? Guilty or not guilty, he paid them off. They were large amounts, so they must have had evidence!
“Here little boy, want some cool aid before bed… ” You can sleep in uncle Mikey’s tent tonight and we can play hide the sausage! “
Dear Huck,
Most doctors agree Michael had Peter Pan syndrome which stemed from his father beating and forcing Michael to grow up and not have a childhood. He viewed himself as a 10 year old boy. Lisa Marie also said their sex was great. Yes I think innocent to proven guilty does apply.
what? Reply:
July 15th, 2009 at 6:44 am
NEVER did she say she had sex with him! Just like he never had sex w/Debbie.
Interesting? Anyway, WTF Huck all the evidence confirmed Michael Jackson did not molest anyone, and all the claims were just for money. He made the mistake of paying the first loser to make it go away. RIP MJ
This is great! He couldve been a relatively good looking black guy but he choose to look like a hideous white woman..wtf..I commend the man for his music, but damn..
lol Reply:
July 15th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Again no such thing on gods green earth as a handsome black man….black people are by far the ugliest group of people in the world.
He still had a skin condition where it discolors your skin, kind of like Delonte West or that little kid from Run’s house…
No it would not have made his skin that white, but his skin would have lost pigmentation in some areas. saw some creepty photos of the disease. This picture also assumes he had cheek surgery, which he didn’t. He was a skinny mother. 5′11 110 pounds. thats why his face goes in so far.
Love MJ! I would pic the thriller era as his best look.
He was just a rich, famous perv. that could sing and dance. Most of Hollywood and addicts of something. He just wanted to be the “candy man”.
Michael Jackson was simply trying to give sick kids a chance to be happy and have a good time at Neverland Ranch. Why do you think all the kids on trial had cancer or were sick with something else. If you ask me, those parents were tryin to make a quick buck out of Michael, and when the oppurtunity arose, they took it. It’s very betraying after Michael gave those kids an experience they will probably never forget.
Nik– Some subtle nips and tucks in the right places would soften up your features.
You are going to upset mj fans, they will put on make up & dance real aggressively….
You speak for us all. They have been beating a dead horse for almost two weeks now. He deserves one day at most till we forget and move on.
As for my two cents, two words, uncle tom.
How bad did he want to look white?
what? Reply:
July 15th, 2009 at 6:46 am
I think he just didn’t want to look anything like his father. His father is a turd- I did not know until after his death. He is soaking it all as much as he can.
Yeah… No way would he have been the “King of Pop” with that look! I think he did good for himself by re-arranging his face and lightening up his skin. Could you imagine going to see this guy in concert…. I don’t think he could have delivered!
HE DIDNT MOLEST ANYONE!!!!! THE KID EVEN ADMITTED HE LIED ABOUT THE WHOLE THING AFTER MJ DIED..LOOK IT UP A$$HOLES!!!!!!!!!
"so" molests his little sister Reply:
July 15th, 2009 at 7:18 am
20 million reasons to say he lied. Good ridance to a sick, twisted F.
Hair Do would of been different. Horrible computer analysis lol.. Maybe MJ late 80’s early 90’s with that hair do. He still would of had the curls. Or at least a nice crisp line up. U know how we get down Nik. Stay faded.. and im not talkin about faded like smeagol on weekends!
MJ looked way better as a good looking young black man and he looked better as a older black man , when he went to that white crap he lloked like helll warmed over, too bad he let soicty with their obcession over that ugly white skin get to him, so his father teased him , that is the way most black peoples noses are wider than whites and whites you aint no good looking person either you all have long pickle noses and they have a bump on them yall cant wait to get a nose job , plus i’ve seen whites with big noses.. your ass know what they say big nose big feet big dic), maybe you should pray for a big nose, and every black man i know with awide nose has a big dic) so ,, they danb sure was blessed ,, fuc0 what you saltines necks are talking about !!
lol Reply:
July 15th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
white people are the best looking people on earth, FACT. Why do you think beyonce dies her hair blonde? halle berry is considered the most beautiful black woman on earth bc she has very white features. No dark as night black is considered good looking, not one.
Reply… you are so f(c*ing racist andc stupid, white people are the ugliest mofo’s on the palnet with that veiny raw chicken looking skin, that flat ass hair, and those flat asses and wee wee peckers. Beyonce looks better in light blonde hair than any ole dyed platinum bimbo i ever saw. Halee berry looks black and her mother is one ugly white woman. Most blacks didnt even know Halle had a white mother.. black domininates b*tch and you know it, thats why you pale face white hood hoes are always trying to tam! gtfoh1 Gabrielle union is dark and she is prettier than any white crows feet botox wrinkled up white woman i ever saw.,. stick to your rosie o donnell’s and your pickle nose white pale face women. I wish all you white women that lay up and sleep with black men would stop, and popping out all these mixed kids , we dont want your dirty filthy low down genes in us and when we do we dont admit , we want to stay pure and fresh so when you can control your sk(nky ass women then you come talk to me b*tch!! everything white is ugly and fake to me and every mixed kid looks more black than stanking ass white , even Mariah carey and she is closer to white looking than halle but thank God she has a black look!
Gross Reply:
July 16th, 2009 at 9:54 am
BUSH?
You sound like a very angry black women, and I can understand that. But be mad at the balck man not the white one, they are the ones that would rather screw anything other then a black women. Even a big fat ugly a$$ white women. So what does that say about your looks?
lol Reply:
July 16th, 2009 at 11:00 am
70% of black children living in America grow up without a father end of arguement.
Has already confessed his dad made him do it for the money. Do you really think IF he had molested that boy his family would of settled out of court!? What a shame the man’s dead and you can’t even show some respect ,or do you know how? What about his kids family friends that are trying to grieve Give them a break! IF YOU don’t like MJ then Ignore it all go to different sites, turn TV channel or can’t you help yourself that’s right you know you have to check it out I’m sad for you all! Let GOD be the judge its NOT YOUR JOB!
I accept all people and whoever says black people are ugly and can go to hell Im not white or black but I have seen some very beautiful black people. So who ever says they are ugly need to get a life and shut the hell up. And whoever says white people look the best is a stuck up bitch, I think all people are beautiful except for racist people. And as for Michael Jackson I love him so much you people are assholes for saying crap about him so shut the f*ck up I thought he was such a sweet person with a good heart all you do is try to think bad stuff about him and for all of you who thinks he would molest a child you people are stupid for believing a stupid 13 year old boy he was a douche bag. You people want to believe the bad things the media said about Michael Jackson but they lie most of the time and they don’t even put the good things he has done he has actually donated the most to charities and most other celebrities don’t cause they are so greedy.
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that sh!t was funny Nik…
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