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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, he layed the smacked down on that purple crayon at the Santa Barbara Bowl…
“I’d like to see you try and take my skag from me“.- nik
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Wiggers Suck says:
The following shot was of him pancaked on the ground with the back of his skull flattened. Fat Albert looks heavy.
to Wiggers Suckmonkeyboy says:
Mickey beat that nig pigs ass!!!! Lets take back this country!!! For you doing this, I am going to download your album off itunes and make you some $. Good job man!
to monkeyboyNik Richie is a loser says:
Yeah right.
to Nik Richie is a loserYou probably have $5 to your name hillbilly.
BIG D DIRTY DIRTY says:
I know eighth graders that hit harder than that retard. It looks like somebody put a grown mans head on a childs body. I’m sure all you homosexual racists are erect right now because that dude had the balls to swing but we all know who was eating pavement at the end of this one. Stop watching interracial porn and claiming your doing it for the chics and admit you do it to admire the purple crayons you know your wife dreams about while YOUR banging her.
to BIG D DIRTY DIRTYET THA GREAT says:
Micky is a homo looking wanna be rapper. I dont know why you would want to post racist jokes stuff on here. I bet you wouldnt say that to the guy in the pic cause he would kick your ass
to ET THA GREATSiNNeR = (JESUS CHRIST) says:
Curious as to the after effect of that shot…but it is clean to the back of the jaw line…under the ear…causes for an off balance knock out…even from a skinny???
Thats a clean shot str8 up. Closed fist..etc…
to SiNNeR = (JESUS CHRIST)lol says:
lol yea he really laid him out with those skinny arms. He prolly got beat up for being a douche
to lolCutenbored says:
Ummm… Who is Mickey Avalon? and I agree with above who said the next pic is him flat on the ground!
to CutenboredQueen Bee (the first one) says:
Hey CB…Mickey Avalon is a white rapper/glam punk kinda artist…google his song “So Rich, So Pretty” it’s my favorite!
to Queen Bee (the first one)Jamison says:
avalon is f@cken tight get em boy
to JamisonFat Security Guy says:
Throwing a 4XL Black T Security shirt on a FAT guy doesn’t make him tough.
to Fat Security GuyBow B*tches says:
Agreed.
Plus, a white guy hitting a black dude doesn’t make him a white revolutionary.
to Bow B*tcheslol says:
No the balck waited for his 5 friends before htiitng back, blacks do not fight one on one.
to lol9095 says:
yeah ive never seen a black guy pound a white guy 1 on 1 right enough.. *joke*
to 9095reacharound says:
i see chicken grease flyin everywhere
to reacharoundBill Wilson says:
Good to see racism has evolved to hiding behind the keyboard. Chicken grease? Nig pig? You have got to be kidding.
to Bill WilsonArtie says:
None of these P*SSIES would dare say anything racist to anyone’s face. They feel safe and sound here Bill.
to Artielol says:
I support all black on black crime and have started a foundation aimed at cleaning up the streets of America. We provide free abortions to all black woman that wish to save the prison systems of the U.S. from further costs due to more black children being born. Please let me know if you would like to donate. And black people PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE keep killing each other you are truly doing all of America a service.
to lolhaha says:
wasnt he a gay pornstar?
to hahaRollie says:
no, that was Dirt Nasty
to Rolliethenickross says:
mickey is just gay for pay…no videos though
to thenickross20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
your only gay if your the one blowing the dude right DIRT NASTY LOL homo!!! why do you think Nik and DIRT NASTY GET ALONG SO WELL..
to 20K-MILLIONAIRETopGun says:
That MAN probably was sticking to the universal Mans code that its not cool to beat on Chicks! I wouldn’t hit a guy named Michelle Avalon either, but I guess a bunch of queers on this post approve…bunch of pussy’s obviously.
to TopGunIrvMagicJ says:
thats my boy Mick!
attack of the hebrew kilbasa
to IrvMagicJvalygirl says:
im sure the “posse” beat his lily white ass.
to valygirlp-man says:
black man ALWAYS fear crazy ass white boy with AIDS
to p-manX says:
monkeyboy is a racist little b*tch
to Xlol says:
No he just lives in the real world with the rest of us.N*ggers are animals this was proven a long time ago.
to lolX says:
that does not change the fact that he IS a racist little b*tch
to Xor that you are one too
ro dog says:
i was there and after he hit him a piece of bacon fell out from behind his ear
to ro dogbig greg says:
thats why he is the sickest mo*&a Fu$%a from here to vietnam
to big gregSnwbrdbaby says:
LOL, watermellon seeds flew out purple ears when he got contact…:
to Snwbrdbabymonkeyboy says:
that was hilarious! purple ears
to monkeyboyseriously says:
HAWT! fist me mickey… you tranny helen hunt who packs a punch!
to seriouslytucson31 says:
Who is Mickey Avalon? Im not so sure he was on the pavement after this… he hit this dude right on the button, and if there was any power behind it, he might just have knocked out fatty… I wouldnt bet my house on it, but thats a good hit, admit it.
to tucson31Random says:
I don’t know who the hell this kid is, but at least he has the balls to throw a punch at a guy 3X his size. Probably got his ass kicked for it though….
to RandomNik Richie is a loser says:
Mickey Avalon for those that do no know is/was a male prostitute so I am sure he has sucked all types of “crayons”.
to Nik Richie is a loserRollie says:
you are a loser, mickey rocks
to RollieNik Richie is a loser says:
I guess you enjoyed the bj he gave you.
to Nik Richie is a loserAnother satisfied customer.
You must be from West Hollywood.
twig says:
looks like the Rob & Big experience did little to change the world.
to twigPerfect says:
Congratulations to you good sir, This is the best comment on the whole post.
to PerfectTHA DON (You Know What it iz...) says:
Thats why he said to call him “Mr. Right” (cross)
to THA DON (You Know What it iz...)TRC says:
This u Mickey? Toothpick arms, no talent and a big mouth get you nowhere boy
to TRCRollie says:
nowhere huh? he’s more successful than you sucka.
to RollieTHA DON (You Know What it iz...) says:
yep its me.. i s@cked the dude off so hard so he wouldnt beat my @ss after.. i kind of did wish he would tag my @ss but he didnt
to THA DON (You Know What it iz...)Ed says:
Awesome!!!
to Eddna 7 says:
anybody can throw a punch what happens next is what matters
to dna 7ceezee says:
F this f@g and every butt pumpin homo.
to ceezeeTori says:
I’m seeing him on Friday at the Blazed & Confused Tour in SF. This makes me even more excited for it.
to ToriBurrtios' Nemesis... says:
Who that man in the black sedan, with two cheap hookers and a mexican.
Snortin’ white lines, sippin’ coors light, he’s Mickey Avalon, call him “Mr. Right”……..
to Burrtios' Nemesis...Turk says:
Avalon was booed off the stage while opening for the Red Hot Chili Peppers at a March 2007 concert in Oklahoma City. During his set, Avalon threw his microphone at the audience in frustration, and walked off stage angrily. The next day, Red Hot Chili Peppers’ lead guitarist, John Frusciante, wrote a letter to the band’s fans in Oklahoma City calling him a F*GGOT
to TurkOk.... says:
Yeah you need to see the rest of the pics….”mickey” got tossed like a little puss*.
Had to be rescued….the later pictures show him on the verge of tears.
The Security guard snatched him off his feet.
He is a puss who knew he would get a break because he is “famous”.
to Ok....PLEASE READ says:
why dont you all get over yourselves and actually try to talking to people that dont look like you and actually overcome your insecurities and shortcomings rather than excusing your fear of rejection by making sweeping negative generalizations about other people to distract from your own inability to get laid.
to PLEASE READPK$ says:
great point…. just make it monosyllabic and this crowd might understand it…
to PK$20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
Mickey is FOCKIN PIMP..
to 20K-MILLIONAIREnik ritchie is a racist queer says:
the f*g boy cant whip the big guy, let them show the whole picture dopes>
to nik ritchie is a racist queerWhat? says:
Mickey Avalon ROCKS!
to What?solon says:
is that Linsay lohan’s former partner.
bull dyke.
Looks like Sam is going more feminine less
to solonbutch
PARKER.. says:
HELL YA SOCK THE SH*T OUT OF THE N*GGER
to PARKER..PARKER.. says:
HELL YA SOCK THE SH*T OUT OF THAT SP**K
to PARKER..Hal Turner says:
Okay, let’s cool it on the racist talk, you dirty jews..
to Hal TurnerAnonymous says:
LOL, a drug addicted white homo prostitute rapper is the hero of racist white boys now? obama must have really defeated you guys.
to AnonymousPaul says:
The Dirty took this image from the photo gallery at [removed] without asking or even giving credit. Look closely by/under “The Dirty” stamp and you’ll see the original watermark. Dirty indeed.
to Paullol says:
Hey big D Dirty Dirty you a descendant of property my great grandfather owned.
to lolmonkeyboy says:
BIG D…how does it feel that your own people sold you to us?
to monkeyboyDirty Dale says:
Big D, please learn to spell and use proper english before attacking anyone verbally. That post was the equivalent to the skinny white b*tch in the picture hitting the big dude. It did nothing but prove you are an idiot and know nothing.
to Dirty DaleP.S. two of the dude most notorious for having huge dicks are Ron Jeremy and John Holmes. Both of them are white.
Anonymous says:
actually they had to get three security guards to contain mickey. maybe you should research his past and youd find out he can handle himself pretty well.
to Anonymouslol says:
In all seriousness, how are you on the internet right now? Did you sneak to the back of the mcdonalds you work at and go into the bossmans office? Are you at the public library? Or did you use some of the state of Missouri hard earned taxpayer dollars with the welfare check you recieved last month to buy some internet time at the local starbucks? Also, just so we all know in what grade of high school did you drop out and how many times have you been to prison? (or convictions if you do not want to get to personal). I have an MBA, so dont bother with that retort.
to lolHarrryDasHuskenstien says:
yay for anon internet mba clamin!
to HarrryDasHuskenstienmonkeyboy says:
hell yeah lol. Nik hates [removed] pigs too. I really hate being around them because they smell so bad. So happy to be white.
Blacks are a really ignorant race, they blame all this crap on the white man (poverty, slavery, aids, whatever else) and fail to realized that we bought them from their own people in motherafrica. Kind of like professional sports teams…
to monkeyboyArtie says:
lol,
to ArtieWhat diploma mill did you get your MBA from? Your grammar skills are atrocious by the way. Well, you know this and probably don’t need me to point that out.
If you really have your MBA, you probably “earned” it online, where bad grammar is acceptable as long as your bill is paid up.
The real world that you proclaim to live in is most likely southern, inbred and not enjoyable at all. Keep living your racist dream buddy and leave X alone. X is just pointing out the hard facts.
Phuk U says:
OWNED
to Phuk UAnonymous says:
You’re ALWAYS on here. Shouldn’t you be out looking for your next job on a meat plant production line? Unemployment’s a b*tch (ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!)
to AnonymousX says:
hey I’m on my own computer but if you story was true then you are debating with a fry cook and losing
but no I am a Chemist so you can sleep at night in your double-wide and cook your meth with you wife/sister
to Xmonkeyboy says:
*realize
to monkeyboymonkeyboy says:
where can I donate? Nik said he would donate at least 25k (for tax purposes)
to monkeyboyTurk says:
Poor white trash spend all day chasing sheep for sex and watching cars go around in endless circles at NASCAR events. However, they have developed a taste for good food like opossums and squirrels!! Well when all else fails you can always go back to your double wide trailers and f**k your first cousins. Your a race of inbreed retards!!!
to TurkAnonymous says:
Blah,blah,blah,blah,blah . . . Same white noise (no pun intended) post, after post, after post. When are you going to bring something relevant about your misguided racism to the table? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz lol!!!!
to Anonymousmonkeyboy says:
owned in the butthole
to monkeyboyBoil on your Wet Anus says:
In the know,
Are you seriously trying to defend a f@g named wet anus? Do you think I pulled the garbage he spews out of my butt? No, get real. He has said them repeatedly on here. Read below, he admits to being a loan processor at one time after graduating from Brown. Am I lying? The post I got this from is here “Chicago Is Cool With Underagers” 7/25/08. To your point about honorable mention? Didn’t happen. I looked at that as well.
“wet anus Says:
im a loan processor…”haha” theirs this crazy thing that al gore invented called the internets..its amazing you can get on this thing and see stock tickers and even do work on the internets…and if you think chicago is the best city you must think lake Michigan has the best beach in America..chicago is the herpe sore on the left lip of an aids infested vaginae”
to Boil on your Wet AnusLoki2269 says:
Well put Artie, well put
to Loki2269Boil on your wet anus says:
Plus 1 for Artie.
to Boil on your wet anusLOL= Wet Anus. Look that f@g up and you will realize they are the same people. Wet Anus always lied about graduating from Brown then getting a MBA from ASU. He is a liar and a coward.
Boil on your Wet Anus says:
IN THE KNOW,
Seriously, his hatred stems from Army Bases? How and why? Doesn’t make sense but please explain. Plus that’s just an excuse. Do you know what excuses are? Excuse are tools used by incompetent individuals to build monuments of nothingness. This is exactly what he does all day spewing racist filth instead of trying to combat his racist angry beliefs. He is doing nothing but hurting himself. Quick question, I grew up in South Texas in a country, red-neck, ford 150, shot gun in the window town. They hated me because I was Black but do you think it made me hate white people? Heck no. I know there is good in every race, so why should I let attitudes of a few spoil my feelings for the whole? You have to think for yourself.
But in reality if he did graduate from brown and asu, those are great accomplishments. Instead of being so angry and racist why doesn’t he find a different avenue to express himself? Spewing racist filth isnt a great hobby to have.
Also I addressed you down below a couple of comments, I pressed the wrong reply button.
to Boil on your Wet AnusCooba says:
You sound like a monkey!
to CoobaAnonymous says:
We can all tell that you and “lol” are sucking each other’s d!ck. BFFs??? You two pu$$ys enjoy piggybacking off each others tired comments a little too much. It’s obvious neither one of you can stand on your own merit. COWARDS (LMAO!!)
to AnonymousP.S . . . Question: Which one of you is the top, and which one is the bottom? (lol!)
* says:
We are also the race that RULES the world.
to *morons says:
not all white people live in trailors and watch nascar genius. take your boss for instance. that is pretty funny though trying to stereotype every white person in america like that, but it is way off. however, i have never met a black person who didn’t like fried chicken. i don’t go talking about your race by saying you all live in crackhouses and beg for money on the streets. or how the ones that don’t live on the streets are in jail. but i will agree that we are a race of retards because we brought your stupid black asses to this country which we never should have done. that was the worst mistake the white man ever made. now we have to worry about getting stabbed or shot everywhere we go.
to moronsTHA DON (You Know What it iz...) says:
f*gs… get a life and quit trying to be me. I dont blame you for being jealous, but really just do you.
to THA DON (You Know What it iz...)Artie says:
LOL=Wet Anus? Good to know. Someone please answer this for me. Why would anyone attend an Ivy League school like Brown, only to attend a state school for their MBA? hmmmmmmmm No offense ASU but I smell bullsh*t!
to ArtieQuestion says:
The assertion is that Ivy league Grads do not do graduate work at state schools? W.P. Carey is in the Top 20 in the U.S. and top 50 in the world in Business Graduate schools you fool. Ivy grad programs the most competitive in the world, only having a 3.0 and a meninial gmat score will not get you in. Nice try and thank you for showing us Artie that YOU definetly do not have any type of valid degree in anything.
to QuestionAnswer says:
Boil on your Wet Anus, According to cumlative study that pools the rankings conducted by U.S. News World & Report ,The Ec*nomist, B*siness Week,W S J, and the F*nancial Times,conducted in 2008 The A S U W . P. C arrey School of Business ranked 29th in the U.S. and 52 in the world. So shut your n*gro mouth up brah. You are as much of a liar as you purport wet anus to be. Ps you had paid attention which you clearly have not Wet Anus has repeatedly said he trades futures and options, never said he was a loan processor bud.
to AnswerIn the Know says:
Bro you are a moron W.P. Carey is ranked in the top business graduate programs year in and year out use the google pal. 2ndly Many ivy students go to W.P. Carey bc if you can not get into Warhton or any other Ivy grad program the 2nd tier is places like Univeristy of Chicago (with all the free market Friedmanomics morons) and places like ASU. 2ndly Wet Anus has said multiple times on here he trades futures and options for a living, he makes fun of loan officers. Lastly unbenounced to you, you got uncomfortably close to finding out who he is. He did go to Brown and he did go to ASU and on top of that he played football I know this bc I dated the guy, hint you should have been looking for “honorable mention”. He is a hateful guy, all the steriods probably have gotten the best of a decent intellect and plus the fact he grew up on military bases in the south probably led to his bigotry. I do not care if you believe anything and I am sure he does not either but be careful what you think you know. Ps I know ASU has an excellent graduate program bc when I graduated I walked into an 85000 a year gob in logistics. Happy Hunting.
to In the KnowArtie says:
That is just too rich!!! I knew that guy was in the mortgage business! I have never, ever heard of such a highly educated person working as a Loan Processor. WTF? Looks like he is a liar and a racist.
to ArtiePeople shouldn’t blame other people for their problems or overall unhappiness. Thanks for info Boil!
Queen Bee (the first one) says:
i love you
to Queen Bee (the first one)Boil on your wet anus says:
Question,
What rankings are you going by? You’re assertion that ASU’s MBA program is top 20 is FALSE. Top 50 in the world? FALSE. Wtf? Are you high? If they aren’t top 20 in the US then they are “definitely” (correct spelling) not tops in the world. Go back to feeding your pigs slop. Who let you out of the barn?
to Boil on your wet anusAnswer says:
Boil on your Wet Anus, According to cumlative study that pools the rankings conducted by U.S. News World & Report ,The Economist, Business Week,WSJ, and the Financial Times,conducted in 2008 The ASU W.P. Carey School of Business ranked 29th in the U.S. and 52 in the world. So shut your n*gger mouth up brah. You are as much of a liar as you purport wet anus to be.
to AnswerAnswer says:
Boil on your Wet Anus, According to cumlative study that pools the rankings conducted by U.S. News World & Report ,The Ec*nomist, B*siness Week,W S J, and the F*nancial Times,conducted in 2008 The ASU W.P. Carrey School of Business ranked 29th in the U.S. and 52 in the world. So shut your n*gger mouth up brah. You are as much of a liar as you purport wet anus to be.
to AnswerAnswer says:
Boil on your Wet Anus, According to cumlative study that pools the rankings conducted by U.S. News World & Report ,The Ec*nomist, B*siness Week,W S J, and the F*nancial Times,conducted in 2008 The ASU W.P. Carrey School of Business ranked 29th in the U.S. and 52 in the world. So shut your n*gro mouth up brah. You are as much of a liar as you purport wet anus to be.
to AnswerArtie says:
Question,
You are the fool and you obviously couldn’t comprehend my question. My question was why would a student earn a BS or BA at an IVY LEAGUE school, only to attend a state school for his or her post grad degree? According to the 2009 US News rankings, based on 2007 data, W.P. Carey is ranked 22nd. Another US News ranking has them at 29th place in the world. They scored a 64 out of a possible 100. Harvard, on the other hand is 100 out of 100. Nice try A-hole. You should have earned a J.D. and your argument would be viable.
to ArtieBy picking ASU, a student would have passed up at least 6 fantastic Ivy League grad programs. You are a racist jack*ss buddy and you are also as dumb as the day is long. Based on the truly awful spelling and sentence structure, I’m pretty sure that Wet Anus, LOL and Question is the same person. You went to ASU for the girls and the partying. Just admit it and earn a little respect back.
Boil on your Wet Anus says:
ANSWER? Are you serious? This guy said Asu’s MBA program was top 20, which means 1-20. World Ranking of top 50, which also means 1-50. No where in those ranking were they either. Is it a great school? yes, but its not top anything f@g. Top 30? Maybe. Depends on which rankings you want to average out. Also where and what am I lying about? He said it himself he was a “loan processor” Check out post “Chicago Is Cool With Underagers”
“wet anus Says:
im a loan processor…”haha” theirs this crazy thing that al gore invented called the internets..its amazing you can get on this thing and see stock tickers and even do work on the internets…and if you think chicago is the best city you must think lake Michigan has the best beach in America..chicago is the herpe sore on the left lip of an aids infested vaginae”
So the “answer” get off his limp noodle and know the d@mn facts, B*tch!!!
If he lied about being all ivy football, and a loan processor, wtf makes you think I believe he trades options and futures? Your retarded @ss Mother can get an “Options & Futures for Dummies” book and say the same sh@t.
to Boil on your Wet AnusIn the Know says:
I agree with you believe it or not “boil on my wet anus” if you read some of his other replys not involving race he shows a great deal of depth in his thinking, and is clearly educated. To further prove your point Wet Anus (it is akward for me to refer to him as that) has a degree in economics and hates Ronald Regan, Milton Friedman and any other proponent of free market laissez faire (spelling?) capitalism which has done more to damage minorites and the the poor than anyone, his favorite quote is by MLKJR but hes caught up in his narrow minded thought process. He grew up in NC his dead was in special forces and whatever town he grew up in outside of the base is all black as he describes it. But, it is of no excuse and is why I left him. I agree with you he believes that African-American culture is the problem, not your skin color. I have a lot of respect for black people and without the accomplishments America would not be the great country it is. PS something that will really blow your mind is his godfather is Black and was an Army Ranger that has been his fathers best friend for 20+ years. He is not going to like this but I agree he has gone to far, I will not out him but I will say he needs to grow up. Thanks for reading “Boil”. PS he almost failed out of Brown.
to In the KnowIn the Know says:
Ps he was saying that sarcastically, he trades Stocks for one of the remaining powerhouse firms on Wall Street in Scottsdale. It is insane to me he even posts comments like he does but thats his thing. He was making a joke out of it and if you search through his other posts he talks about trading commodities. Hes not rich, but he does well. You do not have to believe me Boil its the internet after all but I am telling you I have seen his Jersey and pictures of him playing football and he proudly displays his Brown degree in his psuedo office. You got close I am telling you hes a little older than you think though. Again, I do not condone what he says it repulses me and I think he is a duecebag that should grow up. All he talks about is how big he is and lifts weights and shows his body off at pool parties, he is a jerkoff. However, underneath it all is a decent person and maybe bc I am a girl I am blind to reality but he does not hate anyone except maybe himself.
to In the KnowTHA DON (You Know What it iz...) says:
Feelings mutual!
to THA DON (You Know What it iz...)