Mickey Avalon Can Throw Down
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, he layed the smacked down on that purple crayon at the Santa Barbara Bowl…
“I’d like to see you try and take my skag from me“.- nik
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103 Responses to “Mickey Avalon Can Throw Down”
lol yea he really laid him out with those skinny arms. He prolly got beat up for being a douche
Ummm… Who is Mickey Avalon? and I agree with above who said the next pic is him flat on the ground!
Queen Bee (the first one) Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Hey CB…Mickey Avalon is a white rapper/glam punk kinda artist…google his song “So Rich, So Pretty” it’s my favorite!
Throwing a 4XL Black T Security shirt on a FAT guy doesn’t make him tough.
Bow B*tches Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Agreed.
Plus, a white guy hitting a black dude doesn’t make him a white revolutionary.
No the balck waited for his 5 friends before htiitng back, blacks do not fight one on one.
9095 Reply:
September 29th, 2009 at 5:46 am
yeah ive never seen a black guy pound a white guy 1 on 1 right enough.. *joke*
Good to see racism has evolved to hiding behind the keyboard. Chicken grease? Nig pig? You have got to be kidding.
Artie Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
None of these P*SSIES would dare say anything racist to anyone’s face. They feel safe and sound here Bill.
lol Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
I support all black on black crime and have started a foundation aimed at cleaning up the streets of America. We provide free abortions to all black woman that wish to save the prison systems of the U.S. from further costs due to more black children being born. Please let me know if you would like to donate. And black people PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE keep killing each other you are truly doing all of America a service.
monkeyboy Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
where can I donate? Nik said he would donate at least 25k (for tax purposes)
Anonymous Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
We can all tell that you and “lol” are sucking each other’s d!ck. BFFs??? You two pu$$ys enjoy piggybacking off each others tired comments a little too much. It’s obvious neither one of you can stand on your own merit. COWARDS (LMAO!!)
P.S . . . Question: Which one of you is the top, and which one is the bottom? (lol!)
Turk Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Poor white trash spend all day chasing sheep for sex and watching cars go around in endless circles at NASCAR events. However, they have developed a taste for good food like opossums and squirrels!! Well when all else fails you can always go back to your double wide trailers and f**k your first cousins. Your a race of inbreed retards!!!
morons Reply:
July 22nd, 2009 at 9:54 pm
not all white people live in trailors and watch nascar genius. take your boss for instance. that is pretty funny though trying to stereotype every white person in america like that, but it is way off. however, i have never met a black person who didn’t like fried chicken. i don’t go talking about your race by saying you all live in crackhouses and beg for money on the streets. or how the ones that don’t live on the streets are in jail. but i will agree that we are a race of retards because we brought your stupid black asses to this country which we never should have done. that was the worst mistake the white man ever made. now we have to worry about getting stabbed or shot everywhere we go.
Anonymous Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Blah,blah,blah,blah,blah . . . Same white noise (no pun intended) post, after post, after post. When are you going to bring something relevant about your misguided racism to the table? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz lol!!!!
wasnt he a gay pornstar?
Rollie Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
no, that was Dirt Nasty
20K-MILLIONAIRE Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
your only gay if your the one blowing the dude right DIRT NASTY LOL homo!!! why do you think Nik and DIRT NASTY GET ALONG SO WELL..
That MAN probably was sticking to the universal Mans code that its not cool to beat on Chicks! I wouldn’t hit a guy named Michelle Avalon either, but I guess a bunch of queers on this post approve…bunch of pussy’s obviously.
monkeyboy is a racist little b*tch
lol Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
No he just lives in the real world with the rest of us.N*ggers are animals this was proven a long time ago.
X Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
that does not change the fact that he IS a racist little b*tch
or that you are one too
lol Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
In all seriousness, how are you on the internet right now? Did you sneak to the back of the mcdonalds you work at and go into the bossmans office? Are you at the public library? Or did you use some of the state of Missouri hard earned taxpayer dollars with the welfare check you recieved last month to buy some internet time at the local starbucks? Also, just so we all know in what grade of high school did you drop out and how many times have you been to prison? (or convictions if you do not want to get to personal). I have an MBA, so dont bother with that retort.
monkeyboy Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
hell yeah lol. Nik hates [removed] pigs too. I really hate being around them because they smell so bad. So happy to be white.
Blacks are a really ignorant race, they blame all this crap on the white man (poverty, slavery, aids, whatever else) and fail to realized that we bought them from their own people in motherafrica. Kind of like professional sports teams…
Artie Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
lol,
What diploma mill did you get your MBA from? Your grammar skills are atrocious by the way. Well, you know this and probably don’t need me to point that out.
If you really have your MBA, you probably “earned” it online, where bad grammar is acceptable as long as your bill is paid up.
The real world that you proclaim to live in is most likely southern, inbred and not enjoyable at all. Keep living your racist dream buddy and leave X alone. X is just pointing out the hard facts.
Boil on your wet anus Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Plus 1 for Artie.
LOL= Wet Anus. Look that f@g up and you will realize they are the same people. Wet Anus always lied about graduating from Brown then getting a MBA from ASU. He is a liar and a coward.
Artie Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 11:26 am
LOL=Wet Anus? Good to know. Someone please answer this for me. Why would anyone attend an Ivy League school like Brown, only to attend a state school for their MBA? hmmmmmmmm No offense ASU but I smell bullsh*t!
Question Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 12:03 pm
The assertion is that Ivy league Grads do not do graduate work at state schools? W.P. Carey is in the Top 20 in the U.S. and top 50 in the world in Business Graduate schools you fool. Ivy grad programs the most competitive in the world, only having a 3.0 and a meninial gmat score will not get you in. Nice try and thank you for showing us Artie that YOU definetly do not have any type of valid degree in anything.
Boil on your wet anus Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Question,
What rankings are you going by? You’re assertion that ASU’s MBA program is top 20 is FALSE. Top 50 in the world? FALSE. Wtf? Are you high? If they aren’t top 20 in the US then they are “definitely” (correct spelling) not tops in the world. Go back to feeding your pigs slop. Who let you out of the barn?
Answer Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Boil on your Wet Anus, According to cumlative study that pools the rankings conducted by U.S. News World & Report ,The Economist, Business Week,WSJ, and the Financial Times,conducted in 2008 The ASU W.P. Carey School of Business ranked 29th in the U.S. and 52 in the world. So shut your n*gger mouth up brah. You are as much of a liar as you purport wet anus to be.
Answer Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Boil on your Wet Anus, According to cumlative study that pools the rankings conducted by U.S. News World & Report ,The Ec*nomist, B*siness Week,W S J, and the F*nancial Times,conducted in 2008 The ASU W.P. Carrey School of Business ranked 29th in the U.S. and 52 in the world. So shut your n*gger mouth up brah. You are as much of a liar as you purport wet anus to be.
Answer Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Boil on your Wet Anus, According to cumlative study that pools the rankings conducted by U.S. News World & Report ,The Ec*nomist, B*siness Week,W S J, and the F*nancial Times,conducted in 2008 The ASU W.P. Carrey School of Business ranked 29th in the U.S. and 52 in the world. So shut your n*gro mouth up brah. You are as much of a liar as you purport wet anus to be.
Artie Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Question,
You are the fool and you obviously couldn’t comprehend my question. My question was why would a student earn a BS or BA at an IVY LEAGUE school, only to attend a state school for his or her post grad degree? According to the 2009 US News rankings, based on 2007 data, W.P. Carey is ranked 22nd. Another US News ranking has them at 29th place in the world. They scored a 64 out of a possible 100. Harvard, on the other hand is 100 out of 100. Nice try A-hole. You should have earned a J.D. and your argument would be viable.
By picking ASU, a student would have passed up at least 6 fantastic Ivy League grad programs. You are a racist jack*ss buddy and you are also as dumb as the day is long. Based on the truly awful spelling and sentence structure, I’m pretty sure that Wet Anus, LOL and Question is the same person. You went to ASU for the girls and the partying. Just admit it and earn a little respect back.
Boil on your Wet Anus Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 8:00 pm
ANSWER? Are you serious? This guy said Asu’s MBA program was top 20, which means 1-20. World Ranking of top 50, which also means 1-50. No where in those ranking were they either. Is it a great school? yes, but its not top anything f@g. Top 30? Maybe. Depends on which rankings you want to average out. Also where and what am I lying about? He said it himself he was a “loan processor” Check out post “Chicago Is Cool With Underagers”
“wet anus Says:
im a loan processor…”haha” theirs this crazy thing that al gore invented called the internets..its amazing you can get on this thing and see stock tickers and even do work on the internets…and if you think chicago is the best city you must think lake Michigan has the best beach in America..chicago is the herpe sore on the left lip of an aids infested vaginae”
So the “answer” get off his limp noodle and know the d@mn facts, B*tch!!!
If he lied about being all ivy football, and a loan processor, wtf makes you think I believe he trades options and futures? Your retarded @ss Mother can get an “Options & Futures for Dummies” book and say the same sh@t.
Answer Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Boil on your Wet Anus, According to cumlative study that pools the rankings conducted by U.S. News World & Report ,The Ec*nomist, B*siness Week,W S J, and the F*nancial Times,conducted in 2008 The A S U W . P. C arrey School of Business ranked 29th in the U.S. and 52 in the world. So shut your n*gro mouth up brah. You are as much of a liar as you purport wet anus to be. Ps you had paid attention which you clearly have not Wet Anus has repeatedly said he trades futures and options, never said he was a loan processor bud.
In the Know Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Bro you are a moron W.P. Carey is ranked in the top business graduate programs year in and year out use the google pal. 2ndly Many ivy students go to W.P. Carey bc if you can not get into Warhton or any other Ivy grad program the 2nd tier is places like Univeristy of Chicago (with all the free market Friedmanomics morons) and places like ASU. 2ndly Wet Anus has said multiple times on here he trades futures and options for a living, he makes fun of loan officers. Lastly unbenounced to you, you got uncomfortably close to finding out who he is. He did go to Brown and he did go to ASU and on top of that he played football I know this bc I dated the guy, hint you should have been looking for “honorable mention”. He is a hateful guy, all the steriods probably have gotten the best of a decent intellect and plus the fact he grew up on military bases in the south probably led to his bigotry. I do not care if you believe anything and I am sure he does not either but be careful what you think you know. Ps I know ASU has an excellent graduate program bc when I graduated I walked into an 85000 a year gob in logistics. Happy Hunting.
Artie Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 5:44 pm
That is just too rich!!! I knew that guy was in the mortgage business! I have never, ever heard of such a highly educated person working as a Loan Processor. WTF? Looks like he is a liar and a racist.
People shouldn’t blame other people for their problems or overall unhappiness. Thanks for info Boil!
Boil on your Wet Anus Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 8:17 pm
IN THE KNOW,
Seriously, his hatred stems from Army Bases? How and why? Doesn’t make sense but please explain. Plus that’s just an excuse. Do you know what excuses are? Excuse are tools used by incompetent individuals to build monuments of nothingness. This is exactly what he does all day spewing racist filth instead of trying to combat his racist angry beliefs. He is doing nothing but hurting himself. Quick question, I grew up in South Texas in a country, red-neck, ford 150, shot gun in the window town. They hated me because I was Black but do you think it made me hate white people? Heck no. I know there is good in every race, so why should I let attitudes of a few spoil my feelings for the whole? You have to think for yourself.
But in reality if he did graduate from brown and asu, those are great accomplishments. Instead of being so angry and racist why doesn’t he find a different avenue to express himself? Spewing racist filth isnt a great hobby to have.
Also I addressed you down below a couple of comments, I pressed the wrong reply button.
In the Know Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 9:31 pm
I agree with you believe it or not “boil on my wet anus” if you read some of his other replys not involving race he shows a great deal of depth in his thinking, and is clearly educated. To further prove your point Wet Anus (it is akward for me to refer to him as that) has a degree in economics and hates Ronald Regan, Milton Friedman and any other proponent of free market laissez faire (spelling?) capitalism which has done more to damage minorites and the the poor than anyone, his favorite quote is by MLKJR but hes caught up in his narrow minded thought process. He grew up in NC his dead was in special forces and whatever town he grew up in outside of the base is all black as he describes it. But, it is of no excuse and is why I left him. I agree with you he believes that African-American culture is the problem, not your skin color. I have a lot of respect for black people and without the accomplishments America would not be the great country it is. PS something that will really blow your mind is his godfather is Black and was an Army Ranger that has been his fathers best friend for 20+ years. He is not going to like this but I agree he has gone to far, I will not out him but I will say he needs to grow up. Thanks for reading “Boil”. PS he almost failed out of Brown. 
Phuk U Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
OWNED
Boil on your Wet Anus Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 7:34 pm
In the know,
Are you seriously trying to defend a f@g named wet anus? Do you think I pulled the garbage he spews out of my butt? No, get real. He has said them repeatedly on here. Read below, he admits to being a loan processor at one time after graduating from Brown. Am I lying? The post I got this from is here “Chicago Is Cool With Underagers” 7/25/08. To your point about honorable mention? Didn’t happen. I looked at that as well.
“wet anus Says:
im a loan processor…”haha” theirs this crazy thing that al gore invented called the internets..its amazing you can get on this thing and see stock tickers and even do work on the internets…and if you think chicago is the best city you must think lake Michigan has the best beach in America..chicago is the herpe sore on the left lip of an aids infested vaginae”
In the Know Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Ps he was saying that sarcastically, he trades Stocks for one of the remaining powerhouse firms on Wall Street in Scottsdale. It is insane to me he even posts comments like he does but thats his thing. He was making a joke out of it and if you search through his other posts he talks about trading commodities. Hes not rich, but he does well. You do not have to believe me Boil its the internet after all but I am telling you I have seen his Jersey and pictures of him playing football and he proudly displays his Brown degree in his psuedo office. You got close I am telling you hes a little older than you think though. Again, I do not condone what he says it repulses me and I think he is a duecebag that should grow up. All he talks about is how big he is and lifts weights and shows his body off at pool parties, he is a jerkoff. However, underneath it all is a decent person and maybe bc I am a girl I am blind to reality but he does not hate anyone except maybe himself.
Anonymous Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
You’re ALWAYS on here. Shouldn’t you be out looking for your next job on a meat plant production line? Unemployment’s a b*tch (ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!)
X Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 6:12 am
hey I’m on my own computer but if you story was true then you are debating with a fry cook and losing
but no I am a Chemist so you can sleep at night in your double-wide and cook your meth with you wife/sister
i was there and after he hit him a piece of bacon fell out from behind his ear
thats why he is the sickest mo*&a Fu$%a from here to vietnam
LOL, watermellon seeds flew out purple ears when he got contact…:
HAWT! fist me mickey… you tranny helen hunt who packs a punch!
Who is Mickey Avalon? Im not so sure he was on the pavement after this… he hit this dude right on the button, and if there was any power behind it, he might just have knocked out fatty… I wouldnt bet my house on it, but thats a good hit, admit it.
I don’t know who the hell this kid is, but at least he has the balls to throw a punch at a guy 3X his size. Probably got his ass kicked for it though….
Mickey Avalon for those that do no know is/was a male prostitute so I am sure he has sucked all types of “crayons”.
looks like the Rob & Big experience did little to change the world.
Perfect Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Congratulations to you good sir, This is the best comment on the whole post.
Thats why he said to call him “Mr. Right” (cross)
TRC Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
This u Mickey? Toothpick arms, no talent and a big mouth get you nowhere boy
THA DON (You Know What it iz...) Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
yep its me.. i s@cked the dude off so hard so he wouldnt beat my @ss after.. i kind of did wish he would tag my @ss but he didnt 
THA DON (You Know What it iz...) Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 10:08 am
f*gs… get a life and quit trying to be me. I dont blame you for being jealous, but really just do you.
anybody can throw a punch what happens next is what matters
I’m seeing him on Friday at the Blazed & Confused Tour in SF. This makes me even more excited for it.
Who that man in the black sedan, with two cheap hookers and a mexican.
Snortin’ white lines, sippin’ coors light, he’s Mickey Avalon, call him “Mr. Right”……..
Avalon was booed off the stage while opening for the Red Hot Chili Peppers at a March 2007 concert in Oklahoma City. During his set, Avalon threw his microphone at the audience in frustration, and walked off stage angrily. The next day, Red Hot Chili Peppers’ lead guitarist, John Frusciante, wrote a letter to the band’s fans in Oklahoma City calling him a F*GGOT
Yeah you need to see the rest of the pics….”mickey” got tossed like a little puss*.
Had to be rescued….the later pictures show him on the verge of tears.
The Security guard snatched him off his feet.
He is a puss who knew he would get a break because he is “famous”.
why dont you all get over yourselves and actually try to talking to people that dont look like you and actually overcome your insecurities and shortcomings rather than excusing your fear of rejection by making sweeping negative generalizations about other people to distract from your own inability to get laid.
PK$ Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 8:55 am
great point…. just make it monosyllabic and this crowd might understand it…
the f*g boy cant whip the big guy, let them show the whole picture dopes>
is that Linsay lohan’s former partner.
bull dyke.
Looks like Sam is going more feminine less
butch
Okay, let’s cool it on the racist talk, you dirty jews..
LOL, a drug addicted white homo prostitute rapper is the hero of racist white boys now? obama must have really defeated you guys.
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Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
The following shot was of him pancaked on the ground with the back of his skull flattened. Fat Albert looks heavy.
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monkeyboy Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Mickey beat that nig pigs ass!!!! Lets take back this country!!! For you doing this, I am going to download your album off itunes and make you some $. Good job man!
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Nik Richie is a loser Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Yeah right.
You probably have $5 to your name hillbilly.
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BIG D DIRTY DIRTY Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I know eighth graders that hit harder than that retard. It looks like somebody put a grown mans head on a childs body. I’m sure all you homosexual racists are erect right now because that dude had the balls to swing but we all know who was eating pavement at the end of this one. Stop watching interracial porn and claiming your doing it for the chics and admit you do it to admire the purple crayons you know your wife dreams about while YOUR banging her.
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lol Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Hey big D Dirty Dirty you a descendant of property my great grandfather owned.
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monkeyboy Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
BIG D…how does it feel that your own people sold you to us?
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Cooba Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
You sound like a monkey!
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Dirty Dale Reply:
August 1st, 2009 at 11:51 am
Big D, please learn to spell and use proper english before attacking anyone verbally. That post was the equivalent to the skinny white b*tch in the picture hitting the big dude. It did nothing but prove you are an idiot and know nothing.
P.S. two of the dude most notorious for having huge dicks are Ron Jeremy and John Holmes. Both of them are white.
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Anonymous Reply:
August 11th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
actually they had to get three security guards to contain mickey. maybe you should research his past and youd find out he can handle himself pretty well.
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ET THA GREAT Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Micky is a homo looking wanna be rapper. I dont know why you would want to post racist jokes stuff on here. I bet you wouldnt say that to the guy in the pic cause he would kick your ass
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SiNNeR = (JESUS CHRIST) Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Curious as to the after effect of that shot…but it is clean to the back of the jaw line…under the ear…causes for an off balance knock out…even from a skinny???
Thats a clean shot str8 up. Closed fist..etc…
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