She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
Posted in The Dirty, Vancouver, Would You?
Just so you guys know, she is called MapQuest because you would need AOL’s services to traverse her enormous Refund Gap. This might be the end of TheDirty.com, thanks MapQuest.
You have to read these legal emails… You will think AOL is the biggest joke ever.
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Left thumbnail is AOL’s Legal Claim and Right thumbnail is TheDirty.com’s Legal response.
Also See: MapQuest
San Marcos says:
Great use of precident court cases Nik. But what about “Cinnytwist”? Is Taco Bell gonna try to get that name back?
to San MarcosEnter name here!!!! says:
Who the f*ck uses AOL still? I didn’t even know they still existed. F*cktarts!!!
to Enter name here!!!!BTW, Mapquest needs to get rid of those hideous pants she sports in every single damn picture. She can afford plastic balloons and not new clothes?
This chick is beyond beat enough said!!!!
GilbertGrapes says:
Not impressed by your counsel, Nic. Instead of citing an obscure (more so than most) case or two, you sholud always begin an IP counterdefense by refuting the usage, e.g. claiming “Fair Use”….I’ll do it for you next time. Additionally, I know the difference between silicon (a brittle gray metal) and silicone. Incredibly stupid error, are you sure he’s a member of the Bar?
to GilbertGrapeshe was also nicks dui lawyer says:
i agree that lawyer must be a dui lawyer on the side lines…. i have never seen such a retard
to he was also nicks dui lawyerchris crocker says:
I guess I am the only that doesn’t see the humor in this? AOL was here long before thedirty and I didn’t know they owned mapquest? lol, but still… don’t f*ck with aol, bye bye dirty.com
to chris crockeruh, duh says:
although AOL is a lame ISP they are owned by Time-Warner which has huge mega bucks and can afford to take nikki poo and his low level lawyers to court. And even if they (AOL) dont win it could drain nikki poo financially. Say goodbye nikki poo.
to uh, duhAnonymous says:
plus poor idiot misspell mapquest (maquest) your legal team is a joke
to AnonymousZirp says:
I agree. Who are these morons that are replying with “Your lawyer is amazing…”
Your representation sucks!
to ZirpPFC Grimenfilth says:
Thx for sharing Nik, very interesting legal dispute.
to PFC GrimenfilthMapquest sucks, I’v been using google maps for so long that I’ve forgotten about AOL/mapquest. Your lawyer has a good sense of humor – bravo.
Snwbrdbaby says:
AOL is the worst internet service provider ever!! Totally sucks ass!
to Snwbrdbabyjust sayin' says:
i bet your lawyer teamed up with AOL so he could make this whole thing happen.
to just sayin'Nik Richie is a Loser says:
OMG this is the most hilarious thing ever.
to Nik Richie is a LoserAOL is pathetic.
Have a good weekend.
Anonymous says:
I love the fact that the Dirty.com has better legal advisors than AOL.
to Anonymoushe was also nicks dui lawyer says:
July 24th, 2009 at 1:42 pm GilbertGrapes Says:
to he was also nicks dui lawyerNot impressed by your counsel, Nic. Instead of citing an obscure (more so than most) case or two, you sholud always begin an IP counterdefense by refuting the usage, e.g. claiming “Fair Use”….I’ll do it for you next time. Additionally, I know the difference between silicon (a brittle gray metal) and silicone. Incredibly stupid error, are you sure he’s a member of the Bar?
Cheese Cake says:
I call BS. Why is Matt Mills writing the email but has an email address from the “dirty.com” ???? NIk this is a B.S. Post
I cut it in half from the same email.- nik
to Cheese Cakemeh says:
The lawyer sent it to both AOL and to the person he defended? If you look, there’s a small gap between the [removed] and the e-mail address situated before it.
to mehG says:
good eye I saw the same sh&t
to Ggood girls go bad says:
so both e-mails are sent/received from the same people, in the To and From they are the same? sketch.
to good girls go baddee says:
I don’t buy it either. I’m not a J.D., but I thought legal requests must be handed out in paper form.
Lawyers don’t like using e-mails because you can’t bill out extra hours and supply costs. This is certainly false.
to deeprincess says:
your lawyer misspelled “mapquest” in his letter.
to princessDo Work Son! says:
I would seriously think about changing the mapquest name. Something stupid like that is now worth going to court over. It sounds good now but wait tell you’re spending bank on you lawyer to show up for petty court room sh#t just because AOL Wants to f$ck with you. Just change the spelling of this “dirty celeb’s” name and they will leave you alone. Or get ready to spend a crap load of money for nothing.
to Do Work Son!public enema says:
get up and get, get, get down, A O L is a joke in yo town………..
to public enemanik says:
i love when intelligence overruns emotion.
to nikTHREE says:
I still use dial up.
to THREEshenanigans! says:
must be a slow dirt day
to shenanigans!Wildcat says:
Pretty funny that your lawyer was suspended from the AZ state bar in 2008 for disciplinary issues and is still on probation to this day….I like it.
to WildcatSuck This ===============D says:
Any smart lawyer knows the site traffic here is so low, it wouldn’t make any difference. Nice try dick suck.
to Suck This ===============DREALLY? says:
FIGURES U WOULD HAVE SOME BEANER CHOLO LAWER LIL NIKKY , STOP BEIN SO CHEEP
to REALLY?sup says:
i dont care what any yall say mapquest is f@#$in fine as hell, and she looks the type of girl who wants and can handle the black mamba which makes her all the more appealing to me.
to supOh Really? says:
You know nik is a cheap iranian p.o.s., his lawyer is highly unprofessional (folks, funnier than, etc.) in his communications with other attorney, only been practicing law for 5 years, doesn’t even have his own website, and GOT SUSPENDED FROM PRACTICING LAW FOR DWI!!!. He ran a westlaw search and got a citation to support his crappy argument and now nik wants us to think his infamous “legal” is bada$$. You should have gone to lawschool like your momma wanted nikie, but instead you and your brothers all have criminal records so you can’t!! I know you got the records expunged but don’t worry I’ll find out what you did, and you can keep erasing my comments, it just shows how big of a loser you are and don’t want people to know the real you.
to Oh Really?Ha says:
Good call Cheese Cake..I was wondering who else noticed that!
to HaLOL says:
your legal team kicks ass Nik
to LOLRick says:
just change it to MapChest
to RickAdam Harr*s says:
What is this AOL you speak of? Ha Ha.. I had no Idea that people used AOL still or even Mapquest.
to Adam Harr*sLNB says:
WOW, they really check YOUR site for “intellectual property infringement”? who turned them on to your site? mmm, the plot thickens. I’m guessing some boob spends 12 hours a day typing “mapquest” to find out who’s STEALING from them…how about they spend some time helping me find out how to get off the effing 405 after a huge ass accident ? now THAT would be a service to the community.
to LNBeek says:
BULLSH*T! Your legal advisor addresses Mr. Mills in his rebuttal e-mail. Why would he e-mail Matthew M*lls (who is from the Dirty) instead of someone from AOL? Fake.
to eekYeah buddy says:
hahaha I guess karma has officially hit thedirty.com! Looks like in the end the sk*nks you make fun of have completely won!
to Yeah buddyhahahahaha
George Jetson says:
nik, why do all these losers talk all this shit on you yet always flock back to your site to suck on yo ball sack and make sure you get paid homie? nik this nik that…….shut the phuck up! you’re all jealous little sheep. baaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
to George Jetsonuh oh says:
it’s like de-ja-vu i bet… they are gay. get a grip AOL.
to uh ohyeah right says:
why don’t you just rename her GAPQUEST
to yeah rightJess says:
Nik I agree, this was hilarious.. but please please, like everyone has pointed out, make sure all spelling & grammatical errors are fixed next time, it will make you look more legit & serious!!!!! Come on, you know better!! But loved it
to Jesslina says:
lol [removed]””nik is the idiot”that keeps on bashing the girls so now he got it up the ass”lol ohhh forgot he likes it ”up the ass”lol idiots”’
to linaJess says:
oh ps… this story just made front page on tmz… seriously?! is tmz hurting that badly?!?! my goodness…..
lol nik is lovin it. gonna get a ton of hits today.
to Jessdirty says:
both guys are ugly. it’s funny how when we see mapquest around in las vegas we all laugh and say “MAPQUEST”..
to dirtythat’s his name forever. or her name. who the hell know what he or she is..
markoboy6 says:
i love your lawyer.
to markoboy6solid brass balls.
awesome.
asad khan h val rep says:
nik your counsel sucks; one telling you other wise has no sense, nor money.
to asad khan h val repHuman says:
Hey Dumbass. I hope you aren’t paying someone to photoshop pictures for you. The idiot obviously forgot to change the header in the FAKE email to AOL. At least you’re still trying to look like a hard ass to the rest of this dumbed down nation.
to HumanAnonymous says:
You are all morons if you honestly believe aol won’t bury this immature, illiterate excuse for a website.
to AnonymousLJ says:
HELL F*CKING YEAH!! I LOVE WHEN STUPID COMPANIES HIRE EVEN DUMBER LAWYERS. GO THING YOUR ATTORNEY HAS YOUR BACK AND A SENSE OF HUMOR!!
to LJYeah Right... says:
You know that site called TMZ….AOL owns it.
to Yeah Right...joke? says:
A couple of points: Bosley involved a non-commercial gripe site. “TheDirty” is about as commercial as you can get–you sell branded apparel, you have paid ads for sleazy dating websites plastered all over every page, and you promote “Dirty Events” by mentioning specific Dirty Celebs.
to joke?Also, your lawyer’s response (entertaining as it was) basically handed AOL a tarnishment claim. That’s all.
clear eyes says:
wow nik you are soooooo cool!!!!! ………………
to clear eyesdonnie says:
I read about this and I gotta say you guys have the biggest BALLS on the net. Nice. AOL sucks anyway
to donniemmm says:
it sad that u ppl sit at home an talk ohh wait….
to mmmblog (lol) about ppl becuz u have no life. i think instead of fake names lmaf u should have to post pics. i would love to c what some of u loser look like. that would b realy funny..
Huh? says:
She has a tad of simian look to her doesnt she???
to Huh?Shell says:
Your lawyer rules on so many levels…
to Shelli_n says:
And what would we do without your wonderful phrase
to i_n