
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am stoked you said yes to this chick. I am in love with her and have been for over a year. She is by far the hottest chick in Florida.
Having second thoughts… she looks way better upside down. I didn’t know how jowl-ly she was standing up?- nik

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87 Responses to “The Girl That Got The “Would You?” Yes”
Wow, she is a true 10
Townfrown Reply:
July 30th, 2009 at 12:02 am
yeah she is totally hot, I gotta admit it, usually im very picky, but she is seriously hot. Even her little up nose is cute, and Im more of an angelina jolie person myself.
She looks like she would marry a plastic surgeon and pop out 3 boys, and play tennis with the other rich young wives in her gated community, thats how i see her life playing out.
Sure she will get old, but her husband will actually not divorce her because she will have great work done and gives good head, and when she is 45 she will be screwing the 26 year old tennis instructor…
she will travel quite a bit to europe, her and the husband will own a timeshare in tuscany that they visit every May. She also considered adopting a chinese kid, but she didnt want to put too much work on her nanny Shaynisha. One of her sons will be gay, because she took him shopping to Saks way too often. She will become an alcoholic by the time she is 55, a bottle of wine a night, she will eventually get breast cancer and will have to get them lopped off. She eventually dies at 83, and her estate sale is one of the best that year, tons of vintage ed hardy.
Alvin, Simon, or Theodore?
nena Reply:
July 29th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
10??? thank you she looks like a 10 year old boy with boobs! She has no body what r u guys looking at she is not hot my 13 niece has a better body than her.
Surprised Nik didnt make some gay noodle remark or something. This chick is smoking hot!
Ur a fu*kin loser that you need the gay Iranian Nik Ritchie the Internets loser blogger to ok your taste… lol she wont fu*kin date you anyways.. hahaha
ur a homo that u need gay nik ritchie the internet loser blogger to ok the girl you like
she doesnt look like the other one at all. their both hot but not the same girl
right, i was also just gonna say that pic looks photochopped
Hey Nik, you know how I know you’re gay…?
What ever nik, You know you would want to talk to her if you saw her. I’d bang tha ish outta that nice cooch…….
Photoshop works wonders. Checked this girl’s video out on Maxim’s website. There’s a reason the camera guy rarely gets her face in the shot. Trust me.
Might want to check the Maxim website on this one. Kentucky Derby Candidate!!
Not after watching her video. Girl has some seriously deep nasal labial folds. (Lines around the mouth).
r u kidding? i would kill to have a body like hers! jealous
look at that gross vein on her arm. it looks bubbly. siiiiick
Anonymous Reply:
July 29th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
hey look at me i want to be like nik even tho i can only gey laid by hookers
Perhaps you should stop stalking her, stalker. I’ve been in love with her for over a year….you forgot to mention she has no idea who you are you creeper.
we got a pic of her on her back, standing up, now we just need one of her bending over for the final judgement
TOLD YOU IT WAS JUST A FAVORABLE CAMERA ANGLE… AND LOOK, SHE IS STANDING UP AND THE BOOB IS ********STILLL**************** IN HER ARM PITT!!!!!!!!
niks a raging 40 year old homo, still living with his mother in the basement.. let me guess mommy still cuts the crust off the bread for you haha.. this dudes such a looser
I figured Nik would flip eventually. Nik is soooo for the gays! FYI, I would play ball with her anytime!
This chick comes in the bar at least once a week to get money from the owner who she has been doing her for about 6 weeks.
She`s super nice but, Wh*rish to be doing this guy he`s 48 and rich but, She`s totally doing him for the cash.
Always with a gf and never alone except the one time Jay the owner cornered her and did her in the back room to the office.
how r you guys gonna nit pick at things
she is GORGEOUS
and EVERY SINGLE PERSON KNOWS THAT !
Nope Reply:
July 30th, 2009 at 8:26 am
I am a guy and I don’t think she is gorgeous
Pretty at best, but I like natural looking classy women, Not cheap photoshopped myspace wh*res (models?)
Also she doesn’t work out to stay skinny, she just doesn’t eat, you can tell by the zero definition in her body and the flabby arms/thighs she forgot to photoshop better
Poster guy……… GO FOR IT. I bet she will feel the sam way.
Nik-I feel better now that you have doubts. All is right with the world!
Seriously she’s super cute any girl would hate her for her body.$hit I’d love to have a body like hers.If only I could put my face on her body lmao blah blah blah looks like a boy whatever.only fat girls say stuff like that because they want to be tiny.I’m a super chub my damn self so believe me I know all the nonsense we can make up to make ourselves feel better about eating all those little debbies lol…she’s adorable get over it!
this girl is on elvira level
hellsyeah Reply:
July 29th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
After seeing Elvira’s video, Elvira can’t touch this chick.
wtf is up with her neck? She looks like a giraffe! Does she eat leaves from trees?
If she was any more photoshopped she would look like a cartoon.
Jowly? Nik, you’re really reaching here. She’s adorable, but I think a pic from the front is in order…purely to check on the status of a possible refund gap, of course.
Show me a picture without the photoshop… Kind of has a pencil neck… Needs to hit the gym and give that body a little defintion…
Super do-shae…
Are you always such an asshat to chicks?
I hope she kicks your leg humpin’ B.S. off the ride, if you do get the chance…
This is gettin’ redonkulous 4realz!
NK, just left SOBE from Mercedez week swimsuit show and I’m telling you that out of all the models down there this chick is still HOT!!! You might be for the gays if you decide shes not. I decided
the girl is cute quit being haters seriously…on to the next one
idk about her being the hottest chick in FL but she’s still pretty bangin’.. she’s got that ‘adorable’ look to her AND she can still be smokin’ hot at the same time.
No, I don’t know her, I’m just not the jealous type. So, stop leaving negative comments HATERS.
HA! I can’t believe some of you actually think this beezy is hot. SHE LOOKS LIKE A BOTTLE BLONDE BEAN-DOG!
I was wrong, the boob meshing with the arm pit syndrome will not take a year. It has already happened.
Okay.. I just watched the Maxim video.. her face isn’t as cute in the video but, her body is still SICK.
What is her name? I can’t find her on maxims website…….
She looks like a 10 year old, except with boobs. Bunch of pedos on here. Nice neck too. Phone home.
All you haters are J-E-A-L-O-U-S. You’re either a) 300 lbs and jealous of her body… b) an insecure, downtown groupie-wh*re who has seen her out and about getting all the attention you wish you could get… or c) pretending to be a “guy” and sayin you wouldn’t hit because of her “boob in her armpit” or her “weird wrists.” Come on… What guy would say “eww, she has weird wrists?!? Her belly button is a sink hole! Oh my gosh, look at those lines by her mouth… yuck.” Get real! Only a jealous girl would look so hard to find an imperfection as retarded as her wrists, a neck that looks like she eats from a tree, or a weird thumb. My God… Any guy “would” if they had the chance. Leslie is the hottest chick I have ever seen in real life… she’s the whole package! She’s beautiful, tall, has an amazingly fit and in shape body, she’s super smart, and has a dreamy guy that treats her like a queen. Stop hating and give her some respect! Do you see any other chick getting a “yes” or having 100 replies to their “would you” post. HELL NO! Leslie is a knock out, and every person hating on her is jealous because they don’t get the attention she does.
Can’t wait to see how you jealous sl*ts respond to this one…
Like we care what you think…this site is for entertainment purposes only, usually people just leave funny one liners not a lame novel about someone there obsessed with.
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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale
+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
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Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
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Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
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Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
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Patch Adams: balding
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Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
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Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
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Tranimal: animal tranny
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Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
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Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
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ummmm…she is not close to the hottest chick in Florida. Doesnt make the top 1000 in Miami during the season. (model season)
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Anonymous Reply:
July 29th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
your wrong kook.you know squat about s fla
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OMG Reply:
July 29th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
shes cute but id like to see her without photoshop…….
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What? Reply:
July 30th, 2009 at 1:56 am
She is a 10 if you can not see that then your gay or something is wrong with you.
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Johnny Unitas Reply:
July 30th, 2009 at 8:03 am
do tell “kook”! Tell me all about it. How she is the most beautiful gal Florida has EVER seen. She is most likely the second best looking girl in any random restaurant. Bank on it. and if you know so much about South FLA, then wtf are you on?
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what?? Reply:
July 30th, 2009 at 8:23 am
Not arguing that she doesn’t look good here, but I want to see a real picture. And one of her pre-surgery. She looks like one of those “I was the fat ugly teen, and now I’ve had 500,000 dollars in surgery and want to prove to those bully’s in highschool how hot I am now” kinda chicks you see on Mauri
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