**Update** Breaking News: Dirty Celeb Canary Pulled Over For Suspected DUI


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Canary doing a breathalizer test. She got pulled over leaving the hard rock in vegas. I wonder if they made her walk a straight line in those heels?
Check out the second image. The cop is not even looking at her eyes… sorry but very unprofessional. I wonder if he got a Master Purple Greg when she started blowing?- nik
***Update: For those of you who that did not believe that this was Canary that got pulled over, here is another pic from earlier that day at The Hard Rock pool:














I’m not sure what’s worse, her ridiculous high heels or his gay boots.
The next Mrs. Sands….
Her heels!
i bet that cops black greg would turn her box into roast beef
it already is…i have seen it up close and personal
she is sooo disgusting she looks like a ugly dude
How original…….
Look at that stomach all stretched out from having too many kids and too many years of partying. I’d still hit it.
i dont see a stretched out stomach, and from what I know she has no kids. Good job?
Did she get arrested or not?
I bet she HUMMED her way outta that one!
i think the cops in vegas kno not to stick it in p*ssy…im sure she gve head instead!!
A. Who drives wearing that?
B. You know he pulled up next to her and just wanted a full look. She didn’t do anything wrong.
C. Classic…did one of her friends she was driving with take the picture and send it in to Nik??? That’s hysterical.
Nik- I don’t see his eyes in the second photo- what are you talking about? I can not believe she is driving a car like that- street walker.
Nik- The officer is looking at her fingers as she does the “Finger Count” which is part of the Field Sobriety Test.
Nothing unprofessional about that.
Thats not even canary!
yA IT is idiot
Calling BS on this one
Nice, at entrance to McCarran. Bet she flew home like that.
h00, you are way to caught up w purple crayons, sorry genetics dealt you a tiny and very hairy arab greg
dont tease, it’s her work uniform. besides being nude.
Who drives in Vegas?
everyone, idiot.
Exactly! My first thought too! Especially after being at Hard Rock all day drinking. That’s obviously why she got pulled over, but who is seriously that dumb?????? Even when we do drive to Vegas we NEVER drive anywhere but into the hotel parking lot upon arriving and then out Sun or Mon morning.
Either this girl self submits her pics or has serious frienemy issues.
She is seriously nasty. She must wear next to nothing all the time because she has major self esteem issues. She must not have a brain to get and keep men interested so she has to dress like a sl*tty nasty-a$$ sk*nk. The cop is looking back to see what she’s laughing about at that point, though I have no doubt he was checking her out the majority of the time. Act like a drunk prostitute you will get treated like one- don’t be so surprised!
she is a hottie and he wants to lock her up for the night. I would hit it too, she looks b@ngin in that suit and heels, rock on momma!
Hottie, where does she work before she goes to the airport to fly away/home?
this chick is so old and beat. she needs to concentrate on her future and not on being a wh*re. SERIOUSLY! at what age are you ganna tone down the sk*nkyness? no wonder your 30 years old… single…. driving a beater…. going to vegas dressed as one of the prostitues.
hmmmm i wonder why? 30 years old….single…driving a beater….and dressed as a vegas prostitute. shes sooo washed out, has no future, and is disgusting. your only getting older hun, time to think about your life.
of course you wonder f@g
Canary is looking so damn good.
wow all you people are STUPID its not even Canary. Get your eyes and brain’s checked. Idiots.
YES IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH OUT PHOTOSHOP!!!!!
its not canary.
canary keep telling your self that!!!!!! dont be sad we all get to see how your nasty body really looks
Its from her bf jens myspace
If its not Canary then why does the “real” Canary have the same fuken shoes on at Rehab every Sunday?
you guys are gay thats not canary
i know her personally.. and thats her 100%… without tons of photoshop… yuppp…. not so appealing anymore. give any chick fake boobs, lips, tan, and photoshop and shell be a knockout.
It doesn’t look like her to me, but whatevs. I don’t really care. Lock her up or don’t. Just take pics for everyone to laugh at.
buuuuusteddd!
Well, I change my mind. It’s her. Any idea on whether or not she was released into the wilds of Vegas again or did she go to jail?
Who drives in Vegas anyways?
What, she couldn’t afford to stay on the strip?
She must be stayin at State Line where it’s cheapest..
Cheap wh*re..cheap room..hahahaaa
PS Your whole ensemble is BEAT..just like ur FACE!
that chicks outfit on the right is awful
Calling all stalkers, calling all stalkers. We will follow other peoples lives and post our negativity for the insecure to feel better. Calling all keyboard jockeys, calling all keyboard jockeys. We will talk sh*t on a computer because our made up characters in video games isn’t satisfying anymore. You dirty nerdies are pathetic, you will never be beautiful, you will always remain a nobody and cyberspace is the only life you will ever live.
Uh, ok. Since beauty is obviously so important to you, you’re missing rep time right now! Damns, the cruel irony in life. Please leave and go work out / paint your face / hit the club / stare in the mirror / tan / obsessively groom / practice Stuart Smalley’s mantra. Also….keyboard jockeys and cyberspace…really? Are you that detached from technology? Please tell Ted Kaczynski hello the next time you visit him to complain about this dang ol’ modern world.
to the comment above me…
you have no life writing that either
so get over yourself. thanks
please that black man is saying what a sk*nk ass b*tch, if i wasnt in unifrom i owuld let her suck my dic).. thats what he is saying!
What’s canary’s real name? Is it Chelsea? I thought I met her at Venetian.
hahahah thats what she probably told you all night to get free drinks or anything else she can get for free. she probably also told you she was 21!! hahahha
shes old…ugly….and WASHED OUT! grow up canary, and start hanging out with people your own generation.
Its hard to tell how old white women are anywho because they are so old and tired .looking anyway… when they hit 25 they asses look like they age 5 years to a year,,, biatches better leave that sun tanning crap alone… trying to ne brwon skin gtfoh… love your white skin you stupid hoes, you cant have what we have and stay with your own white men, enough of these intermixing..we dont want your white triats.. you are a race of genetic generic defects… think about you white nig nogs are the only race who are all the same color, all other races have from light ot dark in them , but you albino lisfits are all one pink fuc*ed up blue vein showing color.. ugh!! i would hate to have that messed up skin you can see thru that crap ughhhhhh~~~ eww!!!!!!
just think about they cook raw chicken who the hell wants to eat raw chicken , they pick sweet ripe fruit , who the hell wants a white ass or pale fruit… the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice and i know i love me a sweet plum cheery, peach and i love my chicken brown and my meat cooked brwon , i love my chocolate candy not that white pale no color what ever color that shyt is lemon or they dont even have a name for that plain blacd ass crap!
Fact: a bikini & heels will get you out of a DUI. I know this.