Breaking News: MapQuest Gets TheDirty.com In Trouble With AOL
Just so you guys know, she is called MapQuest because you would need AOL’s services to traverse her enormous Refund Gap. This might be the end of TheDirty.com, thanks MapQuest.
You have to read these legal emails… You will think AOL is the biggest joke ever.
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Left thumbnail is AOL’s Legal Claim and Right thumbnail is TheDirty.com’s Legal response.
Also See: MapQuest
Seriously funny. That made my day. HAHA.
Why do you keep bumping this blog to the top over and over?
Has anyone even been working this weekend, same old shyt.
Site is becoming MAJORILY LAME, wouldn’t worry bout AOL. I’d worry bout your azz and staff NIk, this site is almost not worth coming to anymore -besides the fact it makes my computer run about 20 times louder, can you say cookies, viruses, and bugs??!!!!!!!
Yep. This site has turned into a barely-pst-high school rant page about how this sk*nk needs to be put on blast because she thinks she is the sizz, or how that guy is a tool because he wears affliction t-shirts.
Your site is not funnier that Perez Hilton’s, it’s just not anywhere near as relevant.
if her ass were a chinese restaurant, i’d have the poo poo platter.
Its nice to know AOL has nothing more important to do than look dumb sending letters their legal counsel has not even done any research on. I hope your response letter with legal precedence makes these AOL douchebags realize their lawyers suck.
The most informative part about that is the fact that AOL is still around. Had no idea.
I agree. Didn’t know anyone still used AOL. Guess you learn something new everyday(lol)
Nik – I think it is funnier that your “legal” sites a Bosley Medical site in his rebuttal. You both could use Bosley. LOL
AOL sux! They must need the money.
AOL does not the money.
It’s called sarcasm. They still suck though.
But they for sure SUCK
NiK I just caught a case can your legal help me out since I steal from your website everyday? The great state of New Jersey has charged me with a sexual assault case involving a 12 year old mentally handicapped boy. I picked him up from school (actaully I pulled my 93 Pathfinder to the side of the rodae and grabbed him out of his wheelchair) and took him back to my 2 bedroom duplex and let him sit on my huge greg for only 5 minutes. The little bastard screemed like an actress in a horror movie and my crackhead neighbor Jerome called the PD. I am in a lot mof trouble Im am already a registered sex offender so this could result in a life sentence for me. Please help me I already steal all of your intellectual property so the I minus well use your lawyers on your dime too.
You don’t even make sense. Please seek English representation.
I am sorry, it is just that I am so bewildered and stressed. On top of my rape charges I just found out my son has cancer in his ass. I do not care about him dying I just do not know how I am going to molest him anymore.
The last time I tagged your mom in the ass i felt bumps there too it must run in your family…..
My mom is a 224 pound white trash piece of sh*t. She has herpes so I hope you strapped up young man. I am 50 years old and I comment on thedirty.com bc I do not have a job.
224 more like 334 and just like you she is a white trash sk*nk infested with herpes, I bare backed that pig and blew my load all over your unemployment check…….Hugs and kisses your son
You have problems
Big Drew is a big psychopath.
Pass on the legal representation, and just commit suicide please.
A lot people want me to kill myslef
You certainly wouldn’t want to disappoint them!!
Make it a priority!! And don’t chicken out!
nice reply by your representation.
WOOOOOOW!!!!!
Being Nik’s lawyer has to pay fairly well?
MaPPquest problem solved beat that in court biotch
or MapQwest
Or MapKwest!
AOL is LAME!!! Your not the internet anymore get over it!
Man, AOL really has gone to shi* when this is the only way they can try to make some money. Just go out of business already and stop trying to tread on the first amendment f*gel.
great legal team you have there Nik. Well said!
that lawyer is joke and cookie cutter… he would not last in court. Siting cases is for lawyers in the eight grade.
You got a pretty solid lawyer Nik.
Why do you think he has a pretty “solid” lawyer? His letter sucked ass.
Must have been hard asking the paralegal to look up satire and copyright laws for 15 minutes then billing for a few hours of attorney time. This issue is nothing new.
Wow AOL finally figured a way to get web hits…
AOL is just mad because no one uses their shit and it sucks.
Hey Dip Sheet does your idiot attorney proof read his letters before he sends them? The dumbing down of America I guess you get what you pay for Nik Dik
Yes once again without even trying very hard DICK RICKY or whaytever you call yourself becuase nobody can pronounce your true name ,it has way too many vouls for your pinheads the spell correctly.
What I love about TRICKY NICKY is what a friggin coward he truely is. He let’s douchebag from all over the country purchase amunity with closet deals and pretends like he has a prayer against AOL. Not the forst not the last f&%ck up that will eventually fold the tents on this little circus tent you call a business.
idiot.
Hey wookie why bother coming to the site and reading. There is a nice man on boy pleasure site that would fit you better…….
For someone as opinionated as you, you should consider learning how to communicate effectively. Anything you wrote in your little rant was pointless because of the ridiculous amount of spelling/grammatical errors!
Try again, sweetheart.
Rookie, it’s not “vouls” it’s “vowels”. If you want to criticize spelling, please check your own first. Also, it’s not “amunity”, it’s “immunity”. Talk about “rookie mistake”….
Even though I needed to seek a translation dictionary to sort through your post you’re right, I’m sure most of his stories are made up, but they make good reading.
Go team Dirty. Good job on your attorney’s part.
AOL is a joke it always has been, its the IPS of the brainless
isp
lol yea typo man I should have looked before i hit submit
but you get the point
AOL is lame. You think they’re gonna seek a TRO or preliminary injunction and sue your ass? Not to say they’d actually win but that doesn’t mean they won’t file suit and drag your ass through federal court. They have the resources and I’ve seen IP infringement cases get filed with even less similarities than what you’ve got going on.
Nik your legal team is hilarious.
Then start calling her “Gapquest” HAHA
Hell no. If the dirty MUST change her name, it should be to the 2nd place name, (which I came up with) in the vote the Dirty Army took. REFUNAMA CANAL!!!
It’s not funny though…=/
Yeah you are right, and the thousands of Dirty Army members that voted for it were wrong. Don’t be an idiot put yourself before the Dirty Army.
a idiot and put
that’s just stupid.
You are just stupid. It got 2nd place out of the options, so a lot of folks voted for it. My suggestions have made it to the final 5 the last 2 times. The only time you have made it top 5, is for douche-tard of the year, and Chris Hansen’s all time greatest pedophile busts.
ya it got second cause I didnt suggest it then… gapquest is much funnier!
“AOL May prefer its woman au natural” hahahahhahaha awesome.
I just fell in love with your legal team.
x2
If the MAP comment fits, you must acquit!
MAPQUEST!!! *shakes fist
TECHNICALLY IF YOURE THE ONE THAT NAMED HER MAPQUEST…….WOULDNT IT BE YOUR FAULT?? dumbass.
You’re the dumbass! TRY TAKING OFF THE CAPS LOCK! We named her!
Outstanding response from your attorney. Maybe you should buy some IP insurance?
AOL sucks, what a bunch of boobs.
That was quite funny.
very well played
I wouldn’t go to war with AOL Im pretty sure they can and will turn off the internet.
AOL is a joke
Absolutely hilarious. Happy Friday!
Haha you got pwned nik
i would have loved to had your smart@$$ attorney with me when I went to court with my ex-husband…His tax return for the year said he made $430,000.00 with a $1.00 profit. He pled poverty…was ordered to pay $150.00 a MONTH in child support… left the courthouse and drove away in his beautiful new Lexus. My attorney was a wimp…and the ex is $16,00.00+ behind.
Hey Charli stop babbling he was banging your sister any who……sleep well
it was his Uncles girl friend and I do “sleep well” thank you very much (BIG smile right here).
LOL. You got worked. Maybe you should’ve included a tax lawyer in the precedings.
So Nik ask you legal team if I can sue AOL for all the Trogans they put on my computer. Just sign up they will have so many things in your spyware program you could put them out of bussiness.
I love that his lawyers have the same sense of humor as him lol.. That letter was too funny!!
Funny ass reply from your legal team. Love to see AOL’s response.
Easy one. Our Client, AOL, doesn’t not consider it satire and classifies your use of the “mapquest” logo to be IP infringement. You have x amount of days to comply or we will file suit.
I think AOL is upset because thedirty.com is more popular now, to be honest I dont know anyone that uses AOL anymore.
That response email is priceless!
whoooooosh, 1 – 0
MAPQUESTMAPQUESTMAPQUESTMAPQUESTMAPQUEST MAPQUESTMAPQUESTMAPQUESTMAPQUESTMAPQUESTMAPQUESTMAPQUESTMAPQUESTMAPQUESTMAPQUEST
LMFAO!!!
You’re lawyer needs to use spell check funnier is not a word…
‘Funnier’ certainly IS a word. Try verifying a post before submitting it, you’ll look marginally less like an idiot that way.
Mapquest is also spelled Maquest in one sentence…nice
Love it. Can I have your lawyers number in case I ever need him?
What you fail to realize is that a trademark or copyright owner must challenge any and all possible infringements in order to prevail in more serious cases. They might have just went through the motions with this one to show they made some kind of legal effort. Waste of money I agree, but so is our legal system.
F*ckin lame, AOL can suck it ez
Hey DJ (you idiot) it is trojans or Trojans (like the condom) and not Trogans. Call AOhelL and they will help you get the trojans off your machine if you pay them monthly. They did not put them there; it is likely that your file sharing software did it. In several years owning a business I have yet to find an IT person to tell me AOL put trojans on my computer. It’s usually from some BS the secretaries download.
First of all douchef*cker this is not a spelling website. Second ever scince I got rid of them I have not had any problems. Coincidence? I don’t think so. Have a nice day though. Also this was on my personal desktop at home, not the one I use for bussiness. No file sharing going on there.
since, business…..
hehe, sorry:P
Sorry the dirty needs spell check. I’m famous for my typos on here.
Your legal team is amazing! Please please post the response from AOL!
I LOVE I LOVE ILOVE, and then some, the response from your attorney! That is so freaking awesome that he both responded as well as gave their inexperienced attorneys some schooling. Note to AOL – Sometimes hiring the lowest bidder is not the best thing. People left you in droves over it and now you are reaping your rewards.
…at leats you got recognition from “The Dirty”
The letter was really good and thoroughly entertaining up until the last sentence. When negating the second of two negative independent clauses, nor (not or) must be used “…, and will not cease using this term or remove it from their site.” should be ‘…, and will not cease using this term nor remove it from their site.’
I expected more from legal team at Dirty.com.
In concur.
The whole letter has an unprofessional tone, inappropriate word choice, and uses colloquial langauge versus “legalese.” AOL’s legal team will think (correctly) that sixth grader wrote the response.
Big deal anyway, it’s JUST a cease and desist letter.
The lawyer was surely having a nice amount of fun answering this which led it to be of horrible quality; he cites more examples than needed (even though ‘the more the merrier’ often holds true) as they are mainly redundant. AOL will just see this as immature and truly unprofessional as ‘ew’ said.
Of course, with such a legal ‘crime’, as AOL sees it, it’ll just be much funnier this way to see their future reactions. I hope you’ll be keeping us updated.
You and people like you are the reason that theDirty exists. Its just some humor get over yourself.
Great use of precident court cases Nik. But what about “Cinnytwist”? Is Taco Bell gonna try to get that name back?
Who the f*ck uses AOL still? I didn’t even know they still existed. F*cktarts!!!
BTW, Mapquest needs to get rid of those hideous pants she sports in every single damn picture. She can afford plastic balloons and not new clothes?
This chick is beyond beat enough said!!!!
Not impressed by your counsel, Nic. Instead of citing an obscure (more so than most) case or two, you sholud always begin an IP counterdefense by refuting the usage, e.g. claiming “Fair Use”….I’ll do it for you next time. Additionally, I know the difference between silicon (a brittle gray metal) and silicone. Incredibly stupid error, are you sure he’s a member of the Bar?
i agree that lawyer must be a dui lawyer on the side lines…. i have never seen such a retard
I guess I am the only that doesn’t see the humor in this? AOL was here long before thedirty and I didn’t know they owned mapquest? lol, but still… don’t f*ck with aol, bye bye dirty.com
although AOL is a lame ISP they are owned by Time-Warner which has huge mega bucks and can afford to take nikki poo and his low level lawyers to court. And even if they (AOL) dont win it could drain nikki poo financially. Say goodbye nikki poo.
plus poor idiot misspell mapquest (maquest) your legal team is a joke
I agree. Who are these morons that are replying with “Your lawyer is amazing…”
Your representation sucks!
Thx for sharing Nik, very interesting legal dispute.
Mapquest sucks, I’v been using google maps for so long that I’ve forgotten about AOL/mapquest. Your lawyer has a good sense of humor – bravo.
AOL is the worst internet service provider ever!! Totally sucks ass!
i bet your lawyer teamed up with AOL so he could make this whole thing happen.
OMG this is the most hilarious thing ever.
AOL is pathetic.
Have a good weekend.
I love the fact that the Dirty.com has better legal advisors than AOL.
July 24th, 2009 at 1:42 pm GilbertGrapes Says:
Not impressed by your counsel, Nic. Instead of citing an obscure (more so than most) case or two, you sholud always begin an IP counterdefense by refuting the usage, e.g. claiming “Fair Use”….I’ll do it for you next time. Additionally, I know the difference between silicon (a brittle gray metal) and silicone. Incredibly stupid error, are you sure he’s a member of the Bar?
I call BS. Why is Matt Mills writing the email but has an email address from the “dirty.com” ???? NIk this is a B.S. Post
I cut it in half from the same email.- nik
The lawyer sent it to both AOL and to the person he defended? If you look, there’s a small gap between the [removed] and the e-mail address situated before it.
good eye I saw the same sh&t
so both e-mails are sent/received from the same people, in the To and From they are the same? sketch.
I don’t buy it either. I’m not a J.D., but I thought legal requests must be handed out in paper form.
Lawyers don’t like using e-mails because you can’t bill out extra hours and supply costs. This is certainly false.
your lawyer misspelled “mapquest” in his letter.
I would seriously think about changing the mapquest name. Something stupid like that is now worth going to court over. It sounds good now but wait tell you’re spending bank on you lawyer to show up for petty court room sh#t just because AOL Wants to f$ck with you. Just change the spelling of this “dirty celeb’s” name and they will leave you alone. Or get ready to spend a crap load of money for nothing.
get up and get, get, get down, A O L is a joke in yo town………..
i love when intelligence overruns emotion.
I still use dial up.
must be a slow dirt day
Pretty funny that your lawyer was suspended from the AZ state bar in 2008 for disciplinary issues and is still on probation to this day….I like it.
Any smart lawyer knows the site traffic here is so low, it wouldn’t make any difference. Nice try dick suck.
FIGURES U WOULD HAVE SOME BEANER CHOLO LAWER LIL NIKKY , STOP BEIN SO CHEEP
i dont care what any yall say mapquest is f@#$in fine as hell, and she looks the type of girl who wants and can handle the black mamba which makes her all the more appealing to me.
You know nik is a cheap iranian p.o.s., his lawyer is highly unprofessional (folks, funnier than, etc.) in his communications with other attorney, only been practicing law for 5 years, doesn’t even have his own website, and GOT SUSPENDED FROM PRACTICING LAW FOR DWI!!!. He ran a westlaw search and got a citation to support his crappy argument and now nik wants us to think his infamous “legal” is bada$$. You should have gone to lawschool like your momma wanted nikie, but instead you and your brothers all have criminal records so you can’t!! I know you got the records expunged but don’t worry I’ll find out what you did, and you can keep erasing my comments, it just shows how big of a loser you are and don’t want people to know the real you.
Good call Cheese Cake..I was wondering who else noticed that!
your legal team kicks ass Nik
just change it to MapChest
What is this AOL you speak of? Ha Ha.. I had no Idea that people used AOL still or even Mapquest.
WOW, they really check YOUR site for “intellectual property infringement”? who turned them on to your site? mmm, the plot thickens. I’m guessing some boob spends 12 hours a day typing “mapquest” to find out who’s STEALING from them…how about they spend some time helping me find out how to get off the effing 405 after a huge ass accident ? now THAT would be a service to the community.
BULLSH*T! Your legal advisor addresses Mr. Mills in his rebuttal e-mail. Why would he e-mail Matthew M*lls (who is from the Dirty) instead of someone from AOL? Fake.
hahaha I guess karma has officially hit thedirty.com! Looks like in the end the sk*nks you make fun of have completely won!
hahahahaha
nik, why do all these losers talk all this shit on you yet always flock back to your site to suck on yo ball sack and make sure you get paid homie? nik this nik that…….shut the phuck up! you’re all jealous little sheep. baaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
it’s like de-ja-vu i bet… they are gay. get a grip AOL.
why don’t you just rename her GAPQUEST
Nik I agree, this was hilarious.. but please please, like everyone has pointed out, make sure all spelling & grammatical errors are fixed next time, it will make you look more legit & serious!!!!! Come on, you know better!! But loved it
lol [removed]””nik is the idiot”that keeps on bashing the girls so now he got it up the ass”lol ohhh forgot he likes it ”up the ass”lol idiots”’
oh ps… this story just made front page on tmz… seriously?! is tmz hurting that badly?!?! my goodness…..
lol nik is lovin it. gonna get a ton of hits today.
both guys are ugly. it’s funny how when we see mapquest around in las vegas we all laugh and say “MAPQUEST”..
that’s his name forever. or her name. who the hell know what he or she is..
i love your lawyer.
solid brass balls.
awesome.
nik your counsel sucks; one telling you other wise has no sense, nor money.
Hey Dumbass. I hope you aren’t paying someone to photoshop pictures for you. The idiot obviously forgot to change the header in the FAKE email to AOL. At least you’re still trying to look like a hard ass to the rest of this dumbed down nation.
You are all morons if you honestly believe aol won’t bury this immature, illiterate excuse for a website.
HELL F*CKING YEAH!! I LOVE WHEN STUPID COMPANIES HIRE EVEN DUMBER LAWYERS. GO THING YOUR ATTORNEY HAS YOUR BACK AND A SENSE OF HUMOR!!
You know that site called TMZ….AOL owns it.
A couple of points: Bosley involved a non-commercial gripe site. “TheDirty” is about as commercial as you can get–you sell branded apparel, you have paid ads for sleazy dating websites plastered all over every page, and you promote “Dirty Events” by mentioning specific Dirty Celebs.
Also, your lawyer’s response (entertaining as it was) basically handed AOL a tarnishment claim. That’s all.
wow nik you are soooooo cool!!!!! ………………
I read about this and I gotta say you guys have the biggest BALLS on the net. Nice. AOL sucks anyway
it sad that u ppl sit at home an talk ohh wait….
blog (lol) about ppl becuz u have no life. i think instead of fake names lmaf u should have to post pics. i would love to c what some of u loser look like. that would b realy funny..
She has a tad of simian look to her doesnt she???
Your lawyer rules on so many levels…
And what would we do without your wonderful phrase